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{{Template:AdminUser3}}
Tntasplode.png This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED.
Or eaten by a grue.
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{{Template:article count}}
{{{1}}} This user has written {{{1}}} articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. {{{1}}}
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{{Template:audio count}}
{{{1}}} This user has recorded {{{1}}} audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice. {{{1}}}
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{{Template:BureaucratUser}}
God4.gif This user is a Bureaucrat on uncyclopedia and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They can ban people or delete pages occasionally too.
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{{Template:southpaw}}
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)
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{{Template:northpaw}}
Dexter.jpg
This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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{{Template:satanic}}
Baphomet.jpg This user walks down the
left hand path
. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
(List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)
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{{Template:User Bright Future}}
Sunglasses.jpg This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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{{Template:User IQ}}
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This user's IQ is over 9000.
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{{Template:User hostage}}
Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee. Help! Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1.jpg
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{{Template:User iamafish-en}}
CohoSalmon.png This user is a fish,
or at least thinks so.
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{{Template:User iamalemming-en}}
Lemming.jpg This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. Lemming.jpg
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{{Template:User iamanaeroplane-en}}
FA-22 Raptor.jpg This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. FA-22 Raptor.jpg
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{{Template:User iamamonarch-en}}
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. British Royal Family.jpg
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair2}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG See? Look at them. They really like the llamas. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair3}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair4}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair5}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{Template:LlamaRockingChair6}}
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
Llama Rocking Chair.JPG
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{{Template:User Senioritis}}
+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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{{Template:User MrDucky}}
Mr rubber ducky.gif This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? Mr rubber ducky.gif
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{{Template:user mutant}}
Sign1.png This user is a mutant. Sign1.png
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{{Template:user angel}}
Face-angel.svg This user is an angel. Face-angel.svg
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{{Template:user girl}}
This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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{{Template:user boy}}
This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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{{Template:user no gender}}
♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂
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{{Template:user grue}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
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{{Template:User Leon Fan}}
Leon Trotsky icon.jpg This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg. Leon Trotsky icon.jpg
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{{Template:User Mind reader}}
Mindreader8.jpg
This user is reading your thoughts!
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{{Template:User Nietzsche Fan}}
Nietzsche187a.jpg This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg. Nietzsche187a.jpg
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{{User Paladin}}
Paladin.gif This user is a paladin.
Hide your demons and undead.
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{{User Poor}}
Monbags.jpg This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.

{{user procrastinate}}
This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
{{User serviceable-no}}
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside. High voltage warning.svg
{{User clone}}
Sign2.png This user is an evil clone of Username.
this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall.jpg This user is from Camelot, and
eats ham and jam and spamalot!
{{user notanumber}}
Numbersix.gif This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
Numbersix.gif
{{User Asian}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7. Counter-Strike retail box
{{User CS}}
Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. Counter-Strike retail box
{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}
ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
{{User shiny}}
Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Shyny ub.jpg
{{User Official}}
official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
{{Steal userboxes}}
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
{{User shuvel}}
Ihasashuvel.jpg This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.
Ihasashuvel.jpg
{{User wizard}}
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords. Alanmoore1.jpg
{{User Alien Anteater}}
Anteater2.jpg This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
{{User paint}}
Msyclopaintia.jpg This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. Msyclopaintia.jpg
{{User wants featured}}
Potatohead aqua.png This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured. Potatohead aqua.png
{{User anon}}
Image-4.jpg Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... Image-4.jpg
{{Rent}}
RENT This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
{{Blank_rent}}
This space for rent.
{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}
Chickenbox2.0.png This user raises their own chickenbox. Chickenbox2.0.png
{{Userbox Template}}
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
{{Template:User Euroipods}}
Euroipods1.jpg This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
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Template:User EvilClown}} {{Template:NoGoodUserboxes}}
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. [insert content here]
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{{Template:Random User}}
MartyMcfly.jpg This user is a contagious uninviting yellow submarine that likes to adhere while scanty homosexual council of national reconstructions terrorize his queen bee. MartyMcfly.jpg
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{{Template:CuteKiss}}
Pucker.jpg
Awww... how adorable!
You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page!

Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*


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{{Template:User random thing}}
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user is the random melodramatic thumbtack that pwned their ring finger inside of your mugs so you must mysteriously construct them with a scroll. DramaticQuestionMark.png
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{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}
Snoop.JPG
Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle,
and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

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{{Template:User random-colors/named}}
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
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{{Template:User Metalhead}}
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
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{{Template:User diamond}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Pikachuevolving.PNG
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{{Template:User pearl}}
Pikachuevolving.PNG This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. Pikachuevolving.PNG
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{{Template:User See}}
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't!
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Countries, Politics and Culture[edit]

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{{AmericanUser}}
United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
{{NonAmericanUser}}
US flag.gif
This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
{{AustralianUser}}
{{AzeriUser}}
Azerbaijan This user is Azeri
Watch out, or you'll
be fed the pilaf of doom!

(List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)
Azerbaijan
{{CanadianUser2}}
Canada This user is Canadian
…and actually admits to it!
Canada
{{Chileno}}
Condor1949.gif This user is Chilean
…and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is.
(Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)
Condor1949.gif
{{CommunistUser}}
Hammer and sickle.png
This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
{{User libertarian}}
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they think that Oriana Fallaci was sexier than Rosa Luxemburg. $$$
{{IrishUser}}
LeprechaunMoon.png This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. LeprechaunMoon.png
{{IndianUser}}
India This user is I nd ia n.
They can only talk in Sanskrit and C++.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
India
{{User Scotland}}
Barr Irn-Bru 6 X 330 Ml Pack.jpg This user is fae Bonnie Scotland
a wee bit o haggis would be nice.
{{CubanUser}}
Cuba This user is Cuban
¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl!
(List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)
Cuba
{{UKer}}
United Kingdom
This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly.
(British Uncyclopedians)
{{NZ User}}
Old New Zealand Flag.png This user is a Kiwi
…and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
Old New Zealand Flag.png
{{BelgianUser}}
Belgium
Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
(List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
{{PolishUser}}
Poland This user is from wonderful Poland …and has no idea how to change a lightbulb!
(List of all Poles on Uncyclopedia)
Poland
{{IsraeliUser}}
Israel This user is Israeli
…along with some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
Israel
{{Antitexas}}
Tx25giffA.gif
This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
{{EstonianUser}}
Estonia This user is a crazy Estonian
…who will pwn ya all!!
(List of crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians)
Estonia
{{ColombianUser}}
Colombia This user is Colombian
…and is smuggling cocaine!
(List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
Colombia
{{VietUser}}
Vietnam This user is Vietnamese
…and is an unwilling commie!
(List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)
Vietnam
{{BrazilianUser}}
{{CzechoslovakianUser}}
Cz Flag.gif This user is Czechoslovakian
and can spell better than you!
(List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)
Cz Flag.gif
{{Pieland}}
PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu.
(List of Pielanders)
PIELAND
{{User_anti-Communist}}
No hammer and sickle.PNG This user is an Anti-Communist
…and is unabashedly American!
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{{Straight}}
Straight.jpg This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. Straight.jpg

Groups[edit]

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{{User Anti-Flame}}
Fireman1.jpg This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer. Fireman1.jpg
{{Clarinetplayer}}
Clarinet.jpg This user is a clarinet player, and as such is taunted by most boys.
{{guitarist}}
Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. Guitar-22px.jpg
{{bassist}}
Jsbach-bass.jpg
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
{{drummer}}
Drumkit.jpg This user loves to play the drums, and usually hang out with musicians.
{{pianist}}
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
{{User OS:Dos}}
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
{{FirefoxUser}}
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
{{OperaUser}}
{{User dialup}}
Dialing…
Verifying username and password…
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
{{F@HUser}}
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. Protein.GIF
{{F@HUserbox}}
Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you. Sucrose b small.gif
{{Frappr user}}
Earth.gif This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
{{CyberNationUser}}
{{MarreeManUser}}
Marree man greyscale outline.jpg This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species. Marree man greyscale outline.jpg
{{LinuxUser}}
Tux-thinkpad.png This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate. Tux-thinkpad.png
{{WindowsUser}}
Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. Windows logo - 2012 (dark blue).svg
{{MacUser}}
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
(List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
{{UnAnnouncerUser}}
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This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
{{UnReporterUser}}
UnNews Logo Potato.png This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper. UnNews Logo Potato.png
{{User Pirate}}
Skullnbones.gif Pirates do it till you walk the plank.
{{User Bestiary}}
Sugar Glider Attack.jpg This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.

{{User Punished}}
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.

{{User Never Punished}}
Blackknight.jpg This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

{{User smoker}}
Smoking Sign.gif This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it? Smoking Sign.gif
{{User Gamer}}
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
{{Metalhead}}
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
{{User PUTPBAA}}
Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
{{User Vegan}}
Tofu-datasheet-1.jpg This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
{{User Vampire}}
Dracula1.jpg This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight. Dracula1.jpg
{{User Zombie}}
Zombie man.jpg This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with Microsoft again.
{{Miser}}
Investment bonds.jpg This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money! Investment bonds.jpg
{{Wheel_Of_Fortune}}
Wheel.jpg This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune. Wheel.jpg
{{User assassin}}
Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me! Assassin.JPG
{{Maddox fan}}
Maddox.gif This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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{{UnMySpace}}
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This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

Nonsensical[edit]

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{{User aaaa}}
AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
{{User meow}}
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
{{user woof}}
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!
{{User Dolphin}}
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! Bottlenose dolphin
{{User rot13-N}}
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13. EBG13-A
{{User Pi}}
{{BANANAPHONE}}
253951 photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! 253951 photo.gif
{{HeadOn}}
Head on.gif
HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
{{Simp}}
simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage! simp


Note: This template is here because most people who don't like userboxes probably won't have this userbox on his or her userpage anyway.

{{User:Anotherpongo/User Is Toilet}}
JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! JapaneseToiletBidet.jpg
{{User It}}
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

Self-referential[edit]

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{{User sdrawkcab}}
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
{{User userbox}}
usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
{{Really_like_userboxes}}
Usb! No, really! Usb!
{{REALLY_REALLY_TRULY_LIKE_USERBOXES}}
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
{{User Uncyclopedia reference}}
Wiki.png This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
{{Userpage Bullshit}}
BS This userpage is bullshit.
{{User IP}}
IP Saturn1/usbk's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
{{Blank}}
This area has been intentionally left blank

Except for this message box
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.


{{Inci}}
Inci.gif This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
{{User block}}
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This user has been blocked
{{{1}}} times.
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{{User:Berogen/User Invisible}}
{{User random-colors}}
Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
{{User Not Calm}}
Kid1.gif This user seriously needs to calm down. Kid1.gif
{{Insert_content_here}}
[ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ]
{{User_duh}}
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
{{Elsewhere_on_Internet}}
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. DramaticQuestionMark.png
{{User_redundant_Userboxes}}
Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png This user likes to use redundant userboxes. Crystal Clear app kcmdf.png

Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations[edit]

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{{User Hate Religion}}
Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through! Angrygod.gif
{{User cabal}}
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal. Villianc.jpg
{{Search cabal}}
Villianc.jpg This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. Villianc.jpg
{{User CCP}}
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
{{User conspirator}}
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. 3dspork.png
{{User anticonspiracy}}
{{User jimbo}}
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW
{{User Hummingbird}}
Hummingruby.jpg This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.