User:Saturn1/usbk

General

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{{User Paladin}}

This user is a paladin . Hide your demons and undead.

{{User Poor}}

This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

{{user procrastinate}}

… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …

{{User serviceable-no}}

No user serviceable parts inside.

{{User clone}}

This user is an evil clone of Username. this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors

{{User Camelot}}

This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot

{{user notanumber}}

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

{{User Asian}}

This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7. id2

{{User CS}}

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47. id2

{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}

ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. ubx– crapload

{{User shiny}}

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

{{User Official}}

official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official

{{Steal userboxes}}

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!

{{User shuvel}}

This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.

{{User wizard}}

This user is a level 13 Wizard . They see the fnords .

{{User Alien Anteater}}

This user is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

{{User paint}}

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

{{User wants featured}}

This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured.

{{User anon}}

Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....

{{Rent}}

RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT

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— This space for rent. —

{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}

This user raises their own chickenbox.

{{Userbox Template}}

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.

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Countries, Politics and Culture

Code	Result
{{AmericanUser}}	This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)
{{NonAmericanUser}}	This user is not American …and unabashedly proud of it. (But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.) (List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
{{AustralianUser}}	This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)
{{AzeriUser}}	This user is Azeri Watch out, or you'll be fed the pilaf of doom! (List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)
{{CanadianUser2}}	This user is Canadian …...and thinks you're a hoser!
{{Chileno}}	This user is Chilean …and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is. (Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)
{{CommunistUser}}	This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
{{User libertarian}}	$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they are way too stoned to hear you complain, hippie! $$$
{{IrishUser}}	This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun , and believes themselves to be Irish .
{{IndianUser}}	This user is I nd ia n. They can only talk in Tamil and C++. (List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
{{User Scotland}}	This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and sues chippies that charge him for ketchup.
{{CubanUser}}	This user is Cuban ¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl! (List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)
{{UKer}}	This user is a total UKer and wants to steal your country albums for sport. (British Uncyclopedians)
{{NZ User}}	This user is a Kiwi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
{{BelgianUser}}	Ceci n'est pas un Belge ...because Uncyclopedia frowns upon cursing. (List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
{{PolishUser}}	$\left[{\frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }}}\right]$ This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)
{{IsraeliUser}}	This user is Israeli ✡ …along with some angry Jews (List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
{{Antitexas}}	This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism
{{EstonianUser}}	This user is a crazy Estonian …who will pwn ya all!! (List of crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians)
{{ColombianUser}}	This user is Colombian …and is smuggling cocaine! (List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
{{VietUser}}	This user is Vietnamese …and is an unwilling commie! (List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)
{{BrazilianUser}}	This user is Brazilian. Pelé! (List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)
{{CzechoslovakianUser}}	This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)
{{Pieland}}	PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders) PIELAND
{{User_anti-Communist}}	This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!
{{Straight}}	This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

Groups

Code	Result
{{User Anti-Flame}}	This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
{{Clarinetplayer}}	This user plays the clarinet, which is very similar to the skin flute.
{{guitarist}}	This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
{{bassist}}	This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
{{drummer}}	This user loves to play the drums, and usually hangs out with musicians.
{{pianist}}	This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
{{User OS:Dos}}	C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS . C:\>_
{{FirefoxUser}}	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
{{OperaUser}}	This user surfs the interweb with Opera , but is above petty musicals. Crack on.
{{User dialup}}	Dialing… Verifying username and password… Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
{{F@HUser}}	I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
{{F@HUserbox}}	This user joined the Folding@home Team , because they give a damn & so should you.
{{Frappr user}}	This user can be found on the Ucyclopedia Frappr.
{{CyberNationUser}}	This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.
{{MarreeManUser}}	This user is a Marree Man . Drongos just became an endangered species.
{{LinuxUser}}	This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window .
{{WindowsUser}}	This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
{{MacUser}}	This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
{{UnAnnouncerUser}}	This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
{{UnReporterUser}}	This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
{{User Pirate}}	This user is too pirate for your battleship.
{{User Bestiary}}	This User is a zookeeper at the UnBestiary. Don't mind the smell.
{{User Punished}}	This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.
{{User Never Punished}}	The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
{{User smoker}}	This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?
{{User Gamer}}	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
{{Metalhead}}	\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie. \m/
{{User PUTPBAA}}	This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
{{User Vegan}}	This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
{{User Vampire}}	This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
{{User Zombie}}	This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.
{{Miser}}	This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
{{Wheel_Of_Fortune}}	This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
{{User assassin}}	I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
{{Maddox fan}}	This user loves Maddox . Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
{{UnMySpace}}	This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

Nonsensical

Code	Result
{{User aaaa}}	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
{{User meow}}	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
{{user woof}}	Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!
{{User Dolphin}}	Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
{{User rot13-N}}	EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13. EBG13-A
{{User Pi}}	This mathematical user loves pi
{{BANANAPHONE}}	Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
{{HeadOn}}	HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
{{Simp}}	simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on their userpage! simp Note: This template is here because most people who don't like userboxes probably won't have this userbox on his or her userpage anyway.
{{User:Anotherpongo/User Is Toilet}}	This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
{{User It}}	? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It. ?

Self-referential

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{{User sdrawkcab}}	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
{{User userbox}}	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
{{Really_like_userboxes}}	Usb! No, really! Usb!
{{REALLY_REALLY_TRULY_LIKE_USERBOXES}}	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
{{User Uncyclopedia reference}}	This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
{{Userpage Bullshit}}	BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
{{User IP}}	IP Saturn1/usbk's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
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{{Inci}}	This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
{{User block}}	This user has been blocked {{{1}}} times.
{{User:Berogen/User Invisible}}	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
{{User random-colors}}	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
{{User Not Calm}}	This user seriously needs to calm down.
{{Insert_content_here}}	[ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ]
{{User_duh}}	1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
{{Elsewhere_on_Internet}}	This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
{{User_redundant_Userboxes}}	This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations

Code	Result
{{User Hate Religion}}	This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
{{User cabal}}	This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
{{Search cabal}}	This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
{{User CCP}}	中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China , but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. 中共
{{User conspirator}}	This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
{{User anticonspiracy}}	This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
{{User jimbo}}	JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW
{{User Hummingbird}}	This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
{{User Hall Hero}}	This user is a member of DiZ's inner circle. Fear them.
{{PudgistUser}}	This user is a Pudgist and worships weaselpudge, the holiest substance in the Universe. They shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
{{User sinner}}	This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan .
{{User Jesus approved}}	Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
{{User Satan approved}}	Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
{{User subliminal}}	sub subliminal! sub
{{User pegasus}}	This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.
{{User unicorn}}	This user is convinced that any Unicorn is far superior to a Pegasus.
{{User Ouroboros}}	This user worships Ouroboros and joyously celebrates Its return.
{{User Anti-Huff}}	This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
{{User DoF}}	This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
{{FSM Follower}}	This user be getting drunk on his booty..
{{Reformed}}	This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
{{LoB}}	This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.
{{User_denounce_BENSON}}	This user denounces BENSON.
{{User_better_than_BENSON}}	This user is better than BENSON, and is an Anti-BENSON-ite! Muahahaha!
{{Rigist}}	BROTRR This user is a proud Rigist. BROTRR
{{Evil Atheist Conspirator}}	This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. "We're after your children and pets."

Mental maladies

Code	Result
{{User ADD}}	One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
{{User ADD Box}}	This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!
{{User_Pedophile}}	This user is a pedophile As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.
{{User clownfear}}	This user fears the clowns .
{{User Homeless}}	This user is homeless.
{{User mad}}	This user is a Mad Scientist.
{{User No Napoleon}}	This user is not and has never been Napoleon. Note: Napoléon is a user, but he normally hangs out on the French dÉsencyclopédie.
{{User paranoia2}}	Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
{{User pyro}}	This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
{{User ras}}	RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. RAS
{{User Myers-Briggs|ESFP|, really.}}	This user has tested positive for ESFP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really.
{{User gullible}}	Gu This user is frequently contacted by rich, foreign businessmen. Gu
{{User Bat Fuck Insane}}	This user is a complete, irredeemable clavichord. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and oscitate at a bluejay.
{{Addicted to Cowbell}}	THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
{{No more cowbell}}	no cowbell This user has broken their addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper! no cowbell
{{User seizure}}	This user will give you a seizure.

Attitude

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{{User anonymous}}	? This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. ?
{{Baduser}}	Bad User This user is an asshole. Please avoid direct contact.
{{user Geek}}	This user is a geek.
{{user cool}}	This user is cooler than you.
{{User elite}}	1337 This user is elite. 1337
{{User ego}}	ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
{{User unoffensive}}	This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
{{noob friendly}}	This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
{{User drill}}	This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
{{User profane}}	This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
{{User punch}}	This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
{{User subliminal}}	sub subliminal! sub
{{user hate}}	This user hates you and everyone you care about.
{{User n00b}}	n00b This user is a n00b. n00b
{{Superlazy}}	MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
{{User opposes ubx screwing}}	UBX This user opposes other users screwing with their userboxes . UBX
{{user untrustworthy}}	This user should not be trusted.
{{User Bloodhound Gang Fan}}	This user puts the you know what in the you know where.
{{Non-Wikipedian}}	This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
{{User Musical}}	This user predicts a riot.
{{User Admin control}}	This user believes that admins are control freaks.
{{User antisexual}}	Sex This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. Sex
{{User no care}}	NO This user doesn't care. NO
{{User moron}}	Durrr This user is a fucking Moron. Durrr
{{UserSexy}}	This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout their name during intercourse.
{{User_wasnt_my_fault}}	hey! The above wasn't my fault! hey!
{{Addicted to video games}}	This user is addicted to video games.
{{User_adventurer}}	This user is an adventurer.
{{User racer}}	This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
{{User Drift}}	This user can drift and beat D.K.

Ninjas

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{{user nj}}	nj This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet. nj
{{user nj3}}	This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
{{User nj42}}	This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
{{No_ninja}}	no nj This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet. no nj

War, violence and giant explosions

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{{User asplode}}	This user's head A SPLODE.
{{Edolpsa_resU}}	.EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT
{{User ETP}}	ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
{{User ecology-via-killing}}	This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
{{User Essex2}}	This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
{{user merc}}	This user is a Mercenary , and chooses their own wars to fight in.
{{user Pillage}}	This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
{{user Viking}}	This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
{{Jihadist User}}	This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
{{User Eye Beams}}	This user has eye beams.
{{User Eye Beams 2}}	This user has eye beams.
{{DieBarneyDie}}	This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
{{N00b_r0xx0r_veteran}}	This user is a veteran/combatant of the war.
{{User SCAG}}	This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.
{{Grue_Army}}	This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! Note:Only users who have JOINED can place this on their page.
{{User Sniper}}	This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
{{User_assault_soldier}}	This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun .

Games

These userboxes are oriented towards games. 'Nuff saud.

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{{I beat Zork}}	Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z
{{I beat Zork 2}}	Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. Z2
{{I beat The Abyss}}	ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. ABYSS
{{I beat The Abyss twice}}	A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue -infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. A x2
{{I can beat The Abyss in my sleep}}	ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss. ABYSS x?,???
{{User Zork Editor}}	Zork This user edits the Zork trilogy. Zork
{{Abyss editor}}	Abyss This user edits The Abyss. Abyss
{{Grueslayer editor}}	This user edits Grueslayer .
{{Never too many TAs}}	TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA
{{Too many TAs}}	TA This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA

Unknown Foreign Content

These are userboxes in languages of antique lands. They're like those cool tattoos that you get but do not know the meaning of. Use at your own risk.

Code	Result
{{User yi-0}}	GOY This user is so Gentile that they cringe every time Barbara Streisand shows up. GOY
{{User yi-1}}	אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. אױ
{{User yi-2}}	אױ װײ This user nisht ess bubkes but kreplach un knishn. אױ װײ
{{User yi-3}}	אױ געװאַלט Der usernik vill plotz zol zayn tuchas mit shpilkes, already! אױ געװאַלט
{{User yi-4}}	אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu? אױ װײזמיר
{{User yi-5}}	אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניק איז אַ מעשוגענאער שלעמיל און אַ ‫פֿאַרשטוקענע פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.) אױ אַ שײנעם ברכת
{{User uknownforeigncontent1}}	笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. 笨蛋

Bullet - speak to someone you hate!!!

Code	Result
{{Bullet|0}}	bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so. bu-0
{{Bullet|1}}	bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot. bu-1
{{Bullet|2}}	bu-2 This user speaks intermediate Bullet and can chamber a new round semi-automatically after each shot. bu-2
{{Bullet|3}}	bu-3 This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts. bu-3
{{Bullet|4}}	bu-4 This user speaks near-native Bulletand can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. bu-4
{{Bullet|A}}	bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination. bu-A
{{Bullet|E}}	bu-E This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet. bu-E
{{Bullet|F}}	bu-F This user does not have a proper firearms license for speaking Bullet. bu-F
{{Bullet|G}}	bu-G User opposes the use of Bullet. bu-G
{{Bullet|L}}	bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet. bu-L
{{Bullet|N}}	bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. bu-N
{{Bullet|P}}	bu-P User may result in serious fouling speaking Bullet'. bu-P
{{Bullet|X}}	bu-X This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members. bu-X

Typo - For htose fo us stlil in Keyboardign 101

Code	Result
{{Typo|0}}	Typo 0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. Typo 0
{{Typo|1}}	Typo 1 This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo. Typo 1
{{Typo|2}}	Typo 2 This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo Typo 2
{{Typo|3}}	Typo 3 Thsi suer is albe ot cnotribute wiht na advandec leve lof typoo. Typo 3
{{Typo|4}}	Typo 4 Htis user sepaks typO at a naer0native levle. Typo 4
{{Typo|N}}	Typo N Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typpo. Typo N
{{Typo|A}}	Typo A This user hast no knowledge of Typo and dost refuseth to converse with thou Typo enthusiasts Typo A
{{Typo|E}}	Typo E Thissuer onyl speakss tYpo becuase ti was a require d cousre ni shcool. Typo E
{{Typo|F}}	Typo F This user shit! Shit poop! has Tourette's so they completely Fuck! understand Typo. Typo F
{{Typo|G}}	Typo G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers. Typo G
{{Typo|P}}	Typo P Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy. Typo P
{{Typo|L}}	Typo L tHiht uhter thpaekth Tpyo wiht araelly htexy lihtp. Typo L
{{Typo|X}}	Typo X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers. Typo X

Mindspeak — for people who speak their minds.

Note: Use Mindspeakm if you are (or like to be thought of as) male, Mindspeakf if you are (or like to be thought of as) female. If you aren't sure, you're on your own. Sorry.

Code	Result
{{Mindspeakm|0}}	MS-0 This user doesn't know how to speak their mind and hates people who speak their minds because they're all annoying know-it-alls. MS-0
{{Mindspeakm|1}}	MS-1 This user sometimes speaks their mind but they prefer to leave the free thinking to the philosophers. MS-1
{{Mindspeakm|2}}	MS-2 This user speaks their mind at an intermediate level. They believe opinions are like assholes. MS-2
{{Mindspeakm|3}}	MS-3 This user speaks their mind quite often. Be careful what you wish for. MS-3
{{Mindspeakm|4}}	MS-4 This user speaks their mind all the time. Loudly. In your face! MS-4
{{Mindspeakm|N}}	MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. MS-N
{{Mindspeakm|A}}	MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn theiz spewkeeng therr meint cauz thei zpeekz wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint. MS-A
{{Mindspeakm|E}}	MS-E This user radically speaks their mind to make up for a quiet repressed childhood. MS-E
{{Mindspeakm|F}}	MS-F This user has nothing nice to say so they don't say anything at all. MS-F
{{Mindspeakm|G}}	MS-G This user fear flame wars, and swears that Mindspeak is an embarrassment to society. They would rather you STFU than speak your mind. MS-G
{{Mindspeakm|P}}	MS-P This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks their ****ing mind all the g*******d time, ya j******. MS-P
{{Mindspeakm|L}}	MS-L Thith uther thpeakf therr mind wif an awfthully gay lithp. MS-L
{{Mindspeakm|X}}	MS-X This user only speaks their mind when you ask them what they're thinking about. MS-X