User:Saturn1/usbk

General

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Code / Links / Description
{{Template:AdminUser3}}	This user is an admin. Don't mess with them, or you will be BANNED. Or eaten by a grue.	What links here
{{Template:article count}}	{{{1}}} This user has written {{{1}}} articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. {{{1}}}	What links here
{{Template:audio count}}	{{{1}}} This user has recorded {{{1}}} audio files, because they love the sound of their own voice. {{{1}}}	What links here
{{Template:BureaucratUser}}	This user is a Bureaucrat on uncyclopedia and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They can ban people or delete pages occasionally too.	What links here
{{Template:southpaw}}	This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{Template:northpaw}}	This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.	What links here
{{Template:satanic}}	This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)	What links here
{{Template:User Bright Future}}	This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.	What links here
{{Template:User IQ}}	This user's IQ is over 9000.	What links here
{{Template:User hostage}}	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee. Help!	What links here
{{Template:User iamafish-en}}	This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{Template:User iamalemming-en}}	This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.	What links here
{{Template:User iamanaeroplane-en}}	This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.	What links here
{{Template:User iamamonarch-en}}	This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.	What links here
{{Template:LlamaRockingChair}}	This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.	What links here
{{Template:LlamaRockingChair2}}	See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.	What links here
{{Template:LlamaRockingChair3}}	No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama. ← See?	What links here
{{Template:LlamaRockingChair4}}	Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.	What links here
{{Template:LlamaRockingChair5}}	What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.	What links here
{{Template:LlamaRockingChair6}}	Whoa! You made it! Good job! Have some llama love!! Then go away.	What links here
{{Template:User Senioritis}}	+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.	What links here
{{Template:User MrDucky}}	This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?	What links here
{{Template:user mutant}}	This user is a mutant.	What links here
{{Template:user angel}}	This user is an angel.	What links here
{{Template:user girl}}	♀ This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice. ♀	What links here
{{Template:user boy}}	♂ This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick. ♂	What links here
{{Template:user no gender}}	♀♂ This user is unsure of their gender, and doesn't want to know. ♀♂	What links here
{{Template:user grue}}	This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	What links here
{{Template:User Leon Fan}}	This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.	What links here
{{Template:User Mind reader}}	This user is reading your thoughts!	What links here
{{Template:User Nietzsche Fan}}	This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.	What links here
{{User Paladin}}	This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
{{User Poor}}	This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.
{{user procrastinate}}	… This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. …
{{User serviceable-no}}	No user serviceable parts inside.
{{User clone}}	This user is an evil clone of Username. this might be usable for unintended anonymous editors
{{User Camelot}}	This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
{{user notanumber}}	This user is not a number, they are a free person!
{{User Asian}}	This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft 24/7.
{{User CS}}	This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and would like to blow your face off with an AK-47.
{{User Ubox-crap|some other page}}	ubx– crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
{{User shiny}}	This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
{{User Official}}	official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
{{Steal userboxes}}	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
{{User shuvel}}	This user gots a shovel. Yes they does.
{{User wizard}}	This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
{{User Alien Anteater}}	This user is a Taahgaarxian. Run, atheists, run!
{{User paint}}	This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
{{User wants featured}}	This user wants [[{{{1}}}]] featured.
{{User anon}}	Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
{{Rent}}	RENT This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666. RENT
{{Blank_rent}}	— This space for rent. —
{{User:Tom Mayfair/User Chickenbox}}	This user raises their own chickenbox.
{{Userbox Template}}	Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
{{Template:User Euroipods}}	This user supports the giving away of free iPods.	What links here
Template:User EvilClown}}	{{Template:NoGoodUserboxes}}	[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked. [insert content here]	What links here
{{Template:Random User}}	This user is a contagious uninviting yellow submarine that likes to adhere while scanty homosexual council of national reconstructions terrorize his queen bee.	What links here
{{Template:CuteKiss}}	Awww... how adorable! You made some other user happy, and they left a kiss for you on your page! Keep the good work goin' for some more ;u*	What links here
{{Template:User random thing}}	This user is the random melodramatic thumbtack that pwned their ring finger inside of your mugs so you must mysteriously construct them with a scroll.	What links here
{{User:Naughtyned/XCard}}	Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!	What links here
{{Template:User random-colors/named}}	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color	What links here
{{Template:User Metalhead}}	\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.	What links here
{{Template:User diamond}}	This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{Template:User pearl}}	This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.	What links here
{{Template:User See}}	This user can see what you don't!	What links here

Countries, Politics and Culture

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{{AmericanUser}}	This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)
{{NonAmericanUser}}	This user is not American …and unabashedly proud of it. (But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.) (List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
{{AustralianUser}}	This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)
{{AzeriUser}}	This user is Azeri Watch out, or you'll be fed the pilaf of doom! (List of Azeri Uncyclopedians)
{{CanadianUser2}}	This user is Canadian …and actually admits to it!
{{Chileno}}	This user is Chilean …and knows who the owner of Nuts4Nuts is. (Uncyclopedistas Chilenos)
{{CommunistUser}}	This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
{{User libertarian}}	$$$ This user is a libertarian, so they think that Oriana Fallaci was sexier than Rosa Luxemburg. $$$
{{IrishUser}}	This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
{{IndianUser}}	This user is I nd ia n. They can only talk in Sanskrit and C++. (List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
{{User Scotland}}	This user is fae Bonnie Scotland a wee bit o haggis would be nice.
{{CubanUser}}	This user is Cuban ¡all your base are belong to Fidel Raúl! (List of Cuban Uncyclopedians)
{{UKer}}	This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell but sounds funny on the telly. (British Uncyclopedians)
{{NZ User}}	This user is a Kiwi …and will someday earn the respect of the Aussies stole from them!
{{BelgianUser}}	Ceci n'est pas un Belge ...because Uncyclopedia frowns upon cursing. (List of other pas Belge Uncyclopedians)
{{PolishUser}}	This user is from wonderful Poland …and has no idea how to change a lightbulb! (List of all Poles on Uncyclopedia)
{{IsraeliUser}}	This user is Israeli ✡ …along with some angry Jews (List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)
{{Antitexas}}	This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism
{{EstonianUser}}	This user is a crazy Estonian …who will pwn ya all!! (List of crazy Estonian Uncyclopedians)
{{ColombianUser}}	This user is Colombian …and is smuggling cocaine! (List of Colombian Uncyclopedians)
{{VietUser}}	This user is Vietnamese …and is an unwilling commie! (List of Vietnamese Uncyclopedians)
{{BrazilianUser}}	This user is Brazilian. Pelé! (List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)
{{CzechoslovakianUser}}	This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all Czech Uncyclopedians)
{{Pieland}}	PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders) PIELAND
{{User_anti-Communist}}	This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!
{{Straight}}	This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.

Groups

Code	Result
{{User Anti-Flame}}	This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
{{Clarinetplayer}}	This user is a clarinet player, and as such is taunted by most boys.
{{guitarist}}	This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
{{bassist}}	This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
{{drummer}}	This user loves to play the drums, and usually hang out with musicians.
{{pianist}}	This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
{{User OS:Dos}}	C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
{{FirefoxUser}}	This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
{{OperaUser}}	This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.
{{User dialup}}	Dialing… Verifying username and password… Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
{{F@HUser}}	I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
{{F@HUserbox}}	This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
{{Frappr user}}	This user can be found on the Uncyclopedia Frappr Map.
{{CyberNationUser}}	This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us.
{{MarreeManUser}}	This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
{{LinuxUser}}	This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.
{{WindowsUser}}	This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
{{MacUser}}	This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)
{{UnAnnouncerUser}}	This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
{{UnReporterUser}}	This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
{{User Pirate}}	Pirates do it till you walk the plank.
{{User Bestiary}}	This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.
{{User Punished}}	This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.
{{User Never Punished}}	This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
{{User smoker}}	This user is adept at suicide for a small fee. Cool, aint it?
{{User Gamer}}	This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
{{Metalhead}}	\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
{{User PUTPBAA}}	This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
{{User Vegan}}	This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
{{User Vampire}}	This user is a vampire. Please keep him/her out of direct sunlight.
{{User Zombie}}	This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with Microsoft again.
{{Miser}}	This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
{{Wheel_Of_Fortune}}	This Uncyclopedian watches Wheel of Fortune.
{{User assassin}}	I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
{{Maddox fan}}	This user loves Maddox. Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
{{UnMySpace}}	This Uncyclopedian claims to have a MySpace: MySpace.com/*******

Nonsensical

Code	Result
{{User aaaa}}	AA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!! AA!
{{User meow}}	Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
{{user woof}}	Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf! Woof!
{{User Dolphin}}	Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
{{User rot13-N}}	EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13. EBG13-A
{{User Pi}}	This mathematical user loves pi
{{BANANAPHONE}}	Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
{{HeadOn}}	HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.
{{Simp}}	simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage! simp Note: This template is here because most people who don't like userboxes probably won't have this userbox on his or her userpage anyway.
{{User:Anotherpongo/User Is Toilet}}	This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
{{User It}}	? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

Self-referential

Code	Result
{{User sdrawkcab}}	.sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
{{User userbox}}	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
{{Really_like_userboxes}}	Usb! No, really! Usb!
{{REALLY_REALLY_TRULY_LIKE_USERBOXES}}	USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
{{User Uncyclopedia reference}}	This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
{{Userpage Bullshit}}	BS This userpage is bullshit.
{{User IP}}	IP Saturn1/usbk's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
{{Blank}}	This area has been intentionally left blank Except for this message box Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.
{{Inci}}	This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
{{User block}}	This user has been blocked {{{1}}} times.
{{User:Berogen/User Invisible}}	This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
{{User random-colors}}	Color This user likes random colored userboxes. Color
{{User Not Calm}}	This user seriously needs to calm down.
{{Insert_content_here}}	[ insert content here ] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly. [ insert content here ]
{{User_duh}}	1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
{{Elsewhere_on_Internet}}	This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
{{User_redundant_Userboxes}}	This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Affiliation with Conspiracies or Other Organizations

Code	Result
{{User Hate Religion}}	This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
{{User cabal}}	This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
{{Search cabal}}	This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
{{User CCP}}	中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
{{User conspirator}}	This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
{{User anticonspiracy}}	This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.
{{User jimbo}}	JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts. JoW
{{User Hummingbird}}	This user knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.