User:EricIsOnFire/Archive 4
VFH, again[edit | edit source]
Slow down on the nominations, VFH is already slow and flooded as it is, it ain't needing more nominees at the moment. Go refine your current articles or create some new ones instead. --
07:56, 21 January 2013 (UTC)- I'm sorry, I was just bored.-- 13:48, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
Help expanding an article[edit | edit source]
Can you help me expand on Petticoat, please? MagicBus (talk) 16:45, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
UnTunes[edit | edit source]
Have you ever tried UnTunes? MagicBus (talk) 00:57, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
- ya.--
- I wrote two songs, one called Yoga and the other Drumming Along. MagicBus (talk) 00:59, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
00:58, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
Perfect Square[edit | edit source]
Ah, one of my fave maths. Did you know that you can't measure a perfect square diagonally? If you use a ruler, even an infinite ruler, the measurement will always fall between two lines. This is soooo cool. Since I'm here, and since I'd been bugging you like a bug about polishing a page to 1/8 perfection, would you like to do a collab? I would only request that it not be a quick one, but a good polished piece. You are a very good writer, and as fast as I've seen at uncyclopedia. It would be an honor to do a good page with you. Hoping you agree, Aleister 21:20 22-1-'13
- Sure, but could you do a quick Pee review? the Gerard Way one? If it isn't good maybe we could work on it more?--
- I don't do reviews, I'm really bad at them. Piss poor at them. I'll read it though, and get back to you. Did you just dash off the Perfect Square page in real-quick time? Nice work. Aleister minutes later
- I wrote most of it, pen and paper, during math class today.--
- Damn. You've got talent. The Gerald Way guy, since I'm app. twenty times older than you I don't know him so couldn't help you on that one (my last musical idol was Wolfgang A. Mozart, who I met on several occasions - if you watch the movie Amedeus I'm portrayed as one of his neighbors but actually lived about half-a-mile away). Gotta go now. Again, nice work on square. Aleister minutes later
21:44, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
- I wrote most of it, pen and paper, during math class today.--
21:39, 22 January 2013 (UTC)
- I don't do reviews, I'm really bad at them. Piss poor at them. I'll read it though, and get back to you. Did you just dash off the Perfect Square page in real-quick time? Nice work. Aleister minutes later
My articles[edit | edit source]
check out my articles (in the period of my signature. tell me if you like them, IDK if I'm a good writer or not. Thanks. — Jan 23 2013 17:40.
- They're pretty neat.-- 20:28, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
Question about signatures[edit | edit source]
I do I make my custom signature on people's talk pages and voting process. MagicBus (talk) 21:10, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
- Go create [[User:MagicBus/sig1]]. I suggest putting these codes:
- <big></big> - This makes all text inside bigger. The more you put, the more the text grows in size. Please don't make it much bigger, we don't need two lines due because of just signatures.
- <small></small> - This makes... well it's the same as big, only smaller.
- <font color="insert color here"></font> - This changes font color. Remember, end all of these with </font> to wrap up. Blue, Orange, Red, LightBlue, etc. are colors.
- <span class="sigexpand"> [[insert link here]]<span class="sighidden" style="white-space:nowrap">[[insert other links here]]</span></span> - This allows you to show your 1st part to your sig. Insert your link to always show, then in other links here put the links that show when someone's mouse hovers over the visible part.
- Remember to link talk and your userpage. Also, you can do something like Al's minutes later and Pup's sometime, someday. These require it being put into the sig and being added by typing ~~~~ instead of clicking the signature. The -- sig puts the time in it. You could put those in, but I don't see why you would do that.
- When you are done. Go to my prefs. Scroll down on the page it takes you to originally until you find the signature stuff. Click on the new signature. Put {{Subst:Nosubst|User:MagicBus/sig1}} and then click treat signature as automatic link.
- Voila. Any questions? Just ask :P Remember, no hurry. If you like, I can also make one for you. Cheers, dude.-- 21:30, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
- Got it thanks! -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:35, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
- Yer welcome!-- 21:36, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
Need more help[edit | edit source]
Can you help me edit User:MagicBus/Template:Users On Uncyclopedia please? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 23:58, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
- Lol that's a big list. Maybe sometime soon.--
- I actually... All I wanted some help with is that the "view, discussion and edit" buttons are not even on the template. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:07, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- It needs to be longer. The template contents will stretch it.--
- Okay... and the picture stretches too? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:16, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- No.--
- What would be a good picture for this template? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:18, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- Uncyc logo.--
- What's the file called? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:22, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- No idea.--
- I found one. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:23, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- Okay.--
- It's now done but users can still add their names, I already added some. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:28, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- Yeah, I saw me, hotadmin, frosty, etc.--
- Yup. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:29, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
00:28, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- Yeah, I saw me, hotadmin, frosty, etc.--
00:27, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- It's now done but users can still add their names, I already added some. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:28, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- Okay.--
00:22, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- I found one. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:23, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- No idea.--
00:20, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- What's the file called? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:22, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- Uncyc logo.--
00:17, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- What would be a good picture for this template? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:18, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- No.--
00:11, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- Okay... and the picture stretches too? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:16, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- It needs to be longer. The template contents will stretch it.--
00:04, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
- I actually... All I wanted some help with is that the "view, discussion and edit" buttons are not even on the template. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 00:07, 24 January 2013 (UTC)
Unsignpost - 20130124050125 gibberish asdf[edit | edit source]
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VfH[edit | edit source]
Can you close articles on Vfh? There are some old ones on there, past their 30 day sell by date. I asked Bizzee, but he seems to be, er, busy. Leverage (talk) 13:57, 25 January 2013 (UTC)
- No, I can't. But I noticed Zombiebaron on IRC about it.-- 20:34, 25 January 2013 (UTC)
Feature articles by date[edit | edit source]
I see you've updated another year. Have you found out the code yet to make teh tables one size? :) --ShabiDOO 21:03, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
- No... but I'm still looking. Could you work on it some (I'm in the middle of 2007) and it is killing me -.-!! I'll find the code because I swear it is out there, ok? I BEG OF YOU!! EASE MY PAIN FROM TYPING!! >.<
- There's no reason to have to retype all of it. You can divide the code via an excel file and then add the code you need and then reconsolodate it. Thats how I made all of this info in the first place. To be honest, I think its a lot of work to put them in tables, especially if you are typing it all! --ShabiDOO 23:24, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
- I don't have excel... maybe you could do it/show me more info on how to do it? is it doable with word?--
- Um, if you don't have excel, then it will be pretty tricky trying to explain it all, sorry. Try out a few tutorials online about using macros, that should help you out with repetitive tasks using word. In the mean time, when making these tables, I asume you are just cutting and pasting? --ShabiDOO 01:48, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- Yes.-- 02:38, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
23:29, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
- Um, if you don't have excel, then it will be pretty tricky trying to explain it all, sorry. Try out a few tutorials online about using macros, that should help you out with repetitive tasks using word. In the mean time, when making these tables, I asume you are just cutting and pasting? --ShabiDOO 01:48, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- I don't have excel... maybe you could do it/show me more info on how to do it? is it doable with word?--
21:05, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
- There's no reason to have to retype all of it. You can divide the code via an excel file and then add the code you need and then reconsolodate it. Thats how I made all of this info in the first place. To be honest, I think its a lot of work to put them in tables, especially if you are typing it all! --ShabiDOO 23:24, 27 January 2013 (UTC)
- No... but I'm still looking. Could you work on it some (I'm in the middle of 2007) and it is killing me -.-!! I'll find the code because I swear it is out there, ok? I BEG OF YOU!! EASE MY PAIN FROM TYPING!! >.<
Read my new article![edit | edit source]
Will you like to read this User:MagicBus/The Random Band? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:42, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- Pretty random XD --
- Is it good? Funny? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:47, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- It's... okay. Good article.--
- Thanks. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:54, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- Yvw-- 21:55, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
21:52, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- Thanks. -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:54, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- It's... okay. Good article.--
21:44, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- Is it good? Funny? -- MagicBus Hello? Is there anybody there? 21:47, 28 January 2013 (UTC)
- Pretty random XD --
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IRC[edit | edit source]
Sorry, didn't realize you were set on ban until just now. I removed it but this is probably a good example of why I hate having everybody PMing me all the damn time. I probably didn't notice you were banned because I had like six tabs open and it's too distracting. Anyways, in future I'm not responding to op requests from anyone. Just FYI. -RAHB 01:55, 31 January 2013 (UTC)
- It's okay. The reason was because I needed to talk to BB and Madclaw kept on kicking me. So if I was opped I was gonna kick him and then turn in my chan ops so I could talk to BB in peace. Thanks anyways. And yes, I realize I should have asked you to make him stop.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 23:10, 31 January 2013 (UTC)
Winner![edit | edit source]
Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2013 | |
...awkward... --Sir Peasewhizz de New York 01:31, 1 February 2013 (UTC)
Sorry[edit | edit source]
Sorry I missed you today; someone in my family came down with the flu, and I had to take care of their EVERY GODDAMNED NEED today. If you'll be on Saturday, I can probably finish helping you with that thing. :D ~ Fri, Feb 1 '13 3:20 (UTC)
- Same thing here, I didn't have any time for that. So yes Saturday would be nice.--Sir Peasewhizz de New York 03:23, 1 February 2013 (UTC)