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Template:Silly

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Delete	Delete. Pointless, linked to only 2 pages. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:19, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. This template is silly! -->:( 01:34, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Burninate. Copy/Pasted and altered from Template:Stub.--Jtaylor1 04:46, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Pidgeot go eat that Bulbasaur They are places to put Pokémon in articles or templates and they are place not to. Template:Silly happens to be a place not to. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 08:24, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Huff it, and your little dog, too! EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 09:01, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:39, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Eww Silly template! <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
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This is not a bomb

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Delete	Delete. I just want to punch the person who tagged this with great idea. -->:( 01:14, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:45, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Quite bad, really. Not much idea, and not much good writing. ----OEJ 01:46, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Somebody set it up the bomb Had a good start, but the article went no where. BTW This post is not a Bomb!----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 08:27, 13 November 2007 (UTC) EWWWW Elassint Throw things at me This is Not a good article EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 09:00, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:39, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Huff baby huff VFD inferno! <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
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Silly

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Delete	Huff It's apparently about silly Sicilly. But poorly done and orphaned. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 01:01, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete (redirect to Sicily). The article is incoherent and badly spelled. ----OEJ 01:42, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Burninate. (No redir) Fails quality.--Jtaylor1 04:49, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Burn it Oh wait its not Forest Fire Week. Ah Screw it this article is crap. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 08:45, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:38, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. sillyfanousis, haha.--Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:49, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Insert Silly Comment Here <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
Comments	Comment - So THAT is where that Bulbasaur picture went. Huh. Conniving 01:02, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Edam cheese

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Delete	What? Nazis? Cheese? The Dutch? Rubber? What the shit? EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 00:56, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. This article is so bad, I think it just scarred me for eternity. -->:( 01:10, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. It is just possible that an article could be written using the premise of this one, but it would be hard slogging. And the current article fails. ----OEJ 01:48, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:37, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Entfernen!. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:47, 13 November 2007 (UTC) QVFDcruft <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
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Infrablue Radiation

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Delete	Patent Nonsense, as well as having non-facts detected. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 00:55, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Burninate. Factual, fails quality.--Jtaylor1 04:53, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Meathead? Good name but the rest of the article is crap. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 08:56, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:37, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Aww and it was such a promising idea. <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
Comments	Abstain -- so close, and yet not quite there. Hints of physics-based funniness are just barely visible behind some rather clichéd randumbness. ----OEJ 01:52, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Fool

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Delete	Foolish article. Short, poorly written, etc. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 00:52, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Badly written, no pictures, etc. ----OEJ 01:54, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Nope. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 08:51, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:36, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Content? where? Didn't see any <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
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Cookbook

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Delete	Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:33, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. I wish this were done really well, because it's an intriguing idea. But it's not done very well. ----OEJ 01:57, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Cook it in the cremation kiln. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 02:35, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:35, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Tastes like polonium short, unfunny, although it could be argued that were this article an actual physical piece of food it would be loved by bulimics everywhere. <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
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Obi Wank Enobi

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Delete	Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 00:33, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. I don't know why everyone voted keep last time. -->:( 01:07, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Oh the randomness hath stricken again. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 08:48, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Lightsaber his head off! EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 08:59, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Fail <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$ Delete. -- Mitch 09:34, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
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SatanDisk

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Delete	Delete. Pointless drivel from start to finish. -->:( 00:19, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 01:58, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Huff the devil! EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 05:07, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:33, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Really poor, seems pretty pointless. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:13, 13 November 2007 (UTC) No. <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
Comments	Put in on ICU.--Jtaylor1 04:57, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Harvest Moon: A Blunderful Wife

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Delete	Delete. Just some crappy article about a crappy game. -->:( 23:34, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Huff per The Codeine's Mum test. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 05:09, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:32, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. I kind of like the game, in a mellow way. But I hate this article, in a "listy, random and not funny" way. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:58, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Yuk too listy and random <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
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Slipknot

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Delete	Nom and Delete. I think I actually liked this article at one point. I just took the time to read it over, and realized that it sucks. It was much more vile at one point, which is what made me revert it and put it my watchlist at first, but I've grown tired of it. And I don't even like them, so why should I care about it? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:18, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete - Crap in most respects. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 23:24, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Kill the article, and the band if possible. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 05:10, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random crap. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 08:47, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Agreed, I was about to apply the Bandcruft Award to it before I saw it was on VFD. But wasn't it a good article a while ago? /me goes to check out old revisions... <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$ Delete. -- Mitch 09:32, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Several unfunny lists, interspersed with fairly random crap. Wait and bleed (to death). --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:39, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Insert slipknot song-based puns here! Article = Shit Danger - Keep Away Spit It Out (It Tastes Bad) Huff Before I Forget Humourless Frail Article Nursery insert another here if it takes your fancy <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$

Colombian Women

Keep	Maybe - ...if anyone cares to enact my suggestions in Comments. Then we'd have a very good article arisen from utter crap, people won't have to search Google for their erotica, we have a new, welcomed category, and all we have to worry about are the Feminazis who believe hot women are a sin and the Internet should instead be flooded with Naruto yaoi or something. Conniving 01:11, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Weak Keep. Can be improved. And methinks "A detailed description of how Colombian Women suck cock" can be a good article on its own. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:56, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Appears to contain no comedy, just an "explanation" of how hot colombian women are. This one's been irritating me for a long time. --THE 23:11, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. My favorite section is "A detailed description of how Colombian Women suck cock" -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:22, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete - Unfunny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 23:23, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Aim. Reload. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:24, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Nice pictures, crap article EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 05:11, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Burninate. Shock Pr0n.--Jtaylor1 05:18, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Kill Kill Kill WTF Pr0n and no jokes! ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 09:00, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:31, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, and arguably pointless. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:33, 13 November 2007 (UTC) *cries* where were the jokes mommy? All I saw was naked women... <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$
Comments	Comment - How about a rewrite into the same style of Asian chicks? Then we can make more articles and maybe clump them together into a category (along with sane, intelligent, and sexy women). Also, shrink the pictures. One more thing, lose the section titled "A detailed description of how Colombian Women suck cock", who really cares? Besides TKF.... I guess the contents of that section could be changed to be a LOT more subtle/third-person. Conniving 01:01, 13 November 2007 (UTC) Comment. At least keep the pictures. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 09:52, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Pie

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Delete	Delete. Complete crap anyway you look at it. The "rewrite" it recently had was nothing more than a glorified 60k byte recreation of Contents. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:03, 12 November 2007 (UTC) MAEK IT DIE NOW Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 23:09, 12 November 2007 (UTC) I LIEK PIE, but this article sucks. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:26, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Looks like ED crap to me. -->:( 01:44, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
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Mushroomhead

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Delete	Nom and Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete - It took me about 2 seconds of reading to work out that this article is crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c DLEET --THE 23:13, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Jeffrey Dahmer, Big Penis, Skinhead O'Connor and Jason Popcorn -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 23:21, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Mama_Luigi

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Delete	Delete - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:35, Nov 12 Crap EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 06:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Absolute drivel from start to finish. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:15, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete - Crap in most respects. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 23:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Speaking of Mama Luigi... --General Insineratehymn 23:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:27, 12 November 2007 (UTC) The 1337. -->:( 00:17, 13 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Shitty article, but I use it to keep tabs on GigaBowser's socks. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 06:45, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Merge with Mario and rename the article Mario Brothers, perhaps? (Oh wait, there's that one detailing the movie. Hmm... move that one to include "movie" in the article name.) I worry about the Luigi images most of all. Conniving 00:44, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Panakas

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Delete	Two edits. Two blimey edits on this page. As if that wasn't enough, the article is about an Incan fruit, I think. It really is crap. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 08:30, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:38, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC) DLEET useless, pointless. --THE 21:01, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Archaea

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Delete	Make Extinct An Article. About a classification of single-celled organisms. No. Not terribly funny, or sensible. And it's getting hard to think up funny things to put here. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 07:23, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:38, 12 November 2007 (UTC) You failed biology class, didn't you, EugeneKay? You're right though, it's pretty boring. --The Acceptable Cainad (Fnord) 17:49, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 18:35, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:03, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Scott (STD test case)

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Delete	Put to Sleep Bad concept. "Scott" is probably one of the author's friends. Hi-Larious. Fricking Hi-larious. Idiots. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 07:20, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:37, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Carries something of the whiff of vanity/cyberbullying, and a much stronger stench of crap. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:58, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Louis St. Laurent

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Delete	Who? Not very notable person, short, not funny. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 07:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC) --EugeneKay 07:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:36, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Prime Minister of Canada for 9 years - he's kinda notable, but the article is just no good. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:56, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Polopony

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Delete	Facts Detected! Content unrelated to topic, randomness != humour. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 06:57, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:36, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, kinda random shit. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:39, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Dismember it already, 'tis unsalvageable. --DW^III 14:29, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Robert Anton Wilson

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Delete	Gas it Non-notable person, not funny, etc. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 06:54, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:35, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Boring drivel about a nonentity. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:37, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:05, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Whaa? --THE 21:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Jesusthemovie

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Delete	Huff Crap, poorly written, early 2006-cruft, and a one-day project to boot. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 06:51, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Jesus by Bruckheimer? It should be friggin' awesome! (It's not) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:35, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Agreed. -- <3 .talk.work.?pedia. $A_{ward}^{waits}$ 10:38, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not a bad idea, but terrible execution. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:34, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:03, 12 November 2007 (UTC) DLEET --THE 21:08, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Outhouse

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Delete	Delete -- Short, not that funny, from early 2005, etc. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:12, Nov 12 Murder with a stick! EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 06:58, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 08:33, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. More poorly written unfunny stuff. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:33, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Gali

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Delete	Delete --Dossier 03:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Ineligible, ICU tagged -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:07, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Aiden

Keep	Keep -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:07, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Keep but move to namespace until it's done EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 07:00, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Keep. Move to userspace or construction tag. It is up for review as well. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:00, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Keep. This article is so punk my ass bled. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 14:36, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Keep-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete --Dossier 03:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Artistic Chemistry

Keep	Wut? Dossier, why have you nommed just about all of Cajek's articles for deletion in the last month? -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:10, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Keep -- Not great, but not deletable IMO. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:14, Nov 12 Keep What the hell Not funny. Hahaha. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 07:01, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Keep. Funny. Not feature, but not delete... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:53, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Keep! --THE 21:03, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete What the hell? --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete Same, not funny.-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:09, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Macaulay Culkin

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Delete	Delete Not funny at all --General And Min. THE DUDE MAN 02:36, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:10, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:11, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Kill EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 07:01, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, terribly written, full of stoopid ideas and namedrops. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:51, 12 November Delete. Retardedness at its highest level. -- Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 18:34, 12 November 2007 (UTC) 2007 (UTC)
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Template:Cancer

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Delete	Delete Zana Dark made it off of mine -- Le Cejak • <-> 02:12, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:08, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Huff the redirect So this should be QVFD, really. The proper way to do it is by including the subpage. EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 07:02, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Crap, nevermind. She made it a redirect. Le Cejak • <-> 02:12, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Missing television

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Delete	Delete Doesn't know where it's going, changes its direction more than twice, and then the stock list of reasons: unfunny, poorly formatted, stupid, listy, namedropping, random.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:08, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:07, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Missing funny EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank) 07:03, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Confused, badly written, unfunny mess. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:31, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete-Razorflame (contributions) Talk 20:05, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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David Beckham

Keep	Keep its a good article for me--Someguyudontknow 21:36, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Celebrity-induced mindfuck. That's all I can really describe this as.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:14, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Enemy's -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:14, 11 November 2007 (UTC) DELETE None of this is funny. None of it. What starts out as random rambling quickly detioriates in to 'Random Facts'. This is utter shite. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:03, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:13, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:09, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Beckham

Keep	Strong Keep I kind of like it--Someguyudontknow 21:36, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I don't really know what this article is. I couldn't grasp exactly what it was trying to prove. Better than David Beckham, but still pretty damn awful.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:14, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete Unfortunately I'm not on the same drugs as Someguyyoudontknow. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:05, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:08, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:10, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Maritime's Law

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Delete	Delete Not a single blue link, a wall of text, and not satisfied with just one, two, or three long unfunny lists, this article gives us NINE! Perhaps the worst article I have ever seen in my entire tenure here.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:05, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -->:( 01:56, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:09, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Bacon in a Bottle

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Delete	Delete Just a list, nothing more. And not a funny one, either, I might add.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:02, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:09, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Disease

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Delete	Delete Shameful excuse for an article. Piss poor formatting, little to no humor content, incoherent, etc etc etc. -Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:59, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --Dossier 02:59, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 03:06, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:09, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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The OFFICIAL Ten Commandments

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Delete	Delete I don't know if this is actually from The Simpsons, but if it is then the episode mustn't have been very good. Because this isn't funny, not a single word of it. And I highly doubt Jesus approves, though I can't know for certain.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:50, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 22:08, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:12, 11 November 2007 (UTC) The eleventh commandment found! Thou shalt not write crap on Uncyclopedia. -->:( 01:53, 12 November 2007 (UTC) Ampersand -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 02:04, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Template:Monk disapproves

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Delete	Delete Unfunny rehashing of the show's list of Monk's phobias that is ugly and only is used on two articles (both on VFD now). Serves no purpose whatsoever.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:59, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Yap. ~ 16:02, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:09, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Germs

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Delete	Delete - Crap. Also, Gwax changed the VFD limit to 30. --*Sir* Starnestommy (talk • contribs) 12:23, Nov. 11, 2007 Delete. -- Mitch 12:41, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny rubbish. Also, bad template at the top! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:42, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:07, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Stork

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Delete	Delete 2005cruft --General And Min. THE DUDE MAN 05:29, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. A slim idea, not really fleshed out, not well written, not funny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:21, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:36, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 17:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:10, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Shi'a Islam

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Delete	Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:41, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Part direct spork and part poor semi-rewrite. None of it funny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:18, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:36, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete --General Insineratehymn 00:20, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Dyspepsia

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Delete	Delete. Old rewrite. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Pointless and funny-free. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:12, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:35, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:14, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Ghetlero McHalin Khan

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Delete	Delete. Old rewrite. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Seems pretty pointless to me. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:08, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:34, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:11, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Hypothetical Guitar

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Delete	Delete The humor here is worse than hypothetical; it's entirely nonexistent... --Pentium5dot1 04:17, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. I kind of like the concept, but the execution lets it down. Badly. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:05, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:34, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete I agree with Under user in that the concept is perhaps the best part of this article. Because it should be known that "rockers" often can't play guitar for crap and play it hypothetically. ALLAH AKBAR!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:21, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:10, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Hi

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Delete	Bye! Redirect to Hello World or some similar article thereof. -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 04:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:33, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete Though it's probably better on drugs, I don't have the inclination to find out.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:19, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 22:08, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Tallafornia

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Delete	Delete Icky Bad Page, no humour. sleepygamer _{Phencyclidine} TALK _STUFF 10:03, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete - Also, yay 30 article VFD limit. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 10:07, November 11, 2007 Delete. A big block o' text, and no funny to be found. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:39, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:40, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete A large, imageless wall of text that, though actually coherent, serves absolutely no satirical or otherwise humorous purpose. It appears to be yet another shaggy dog story whose payoff isn't worth it.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:44, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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The Bogan Incident

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Delete	Delete questionable humor, to say the least --~ 09:56, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not funny, and feels listy, even in the bits where it isn't. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:31, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:39, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete Bordering on vanity, and with the quality to match. With such lines as "Hard Rock Bogans - Bogans who listen to hard rock" it's no wonder that no one wants to deal with this person.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:49, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Brock Lesnar

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Delete	Delete here cums the pain? --~ 08:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. "He was shot by Bill Goldberg because the Yeti Brock raped was his father". Yup, terrible wrestlingcruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:37, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete There's a reason why professional wrestlers shouldn't write poetry, and it's evidenced in this page. Unless, of course, it wasn't written by Brock Lesnar, in which case the actual author doesn't deserve to be allowed to write either.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:53, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Third echelon

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Delete	Delete Namedropping strangeness that intermittently switches between first, second, and third person narrative. This in itself would not be completely awful, if it weren't for the complete disposableness of the prose. Utter garbage.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:25, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete--Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:26, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Oh Jesus, long, unfunny, badly-written gamecruft. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:00, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:32, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Christopher Marlowe

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Delete	Delete crappy article with no significant changes sence 2006 --General And Min. THE DUDE MAN 03:20, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete Perhaps salvageable if someone devoted a lot of time and effort to it, but as I've said on multiple occasions, it won't be missed much. However, if someone wants to adopt this article, more power to them.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:44, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Mmph, well it's not random, short, listy or anything, but neither is it well-written or funny, and the evidence is that this won't change. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:56, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:28, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Boring Boring Boring Purple Monkey Dishwasher

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Delete	Delete - What the heck is this? --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 03:17, November 11, 2007 Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:24, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete- Random, no relevance. -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 03:25, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete Hm, this is a debilitating article. And not just because it falls victim to making "Canadian Idiot" as a joke, but also because it is sigh: random, incoherent, odd, useless, disposable, blah blah blah.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:43, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Random, listy, pointless, pick your reason.. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:31, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:25, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Boys drool

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Delete	Delete - Someone explain to me how this is funny (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 10, 21:10 Delete Incoherent, and honestly completely unfunny. I didn't even chuckle at its badness, I just read it while simultaneously asking why. Why?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:17, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. I have no idea what this is on about, and suspect that even if I did, it would remain pointless drivel. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:25, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:24, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Guernsey

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Delete	Nom and Delete. Vanity/Towncruft/Whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:53, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -->:( 20:03, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:55, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Burninate. Slander, stupid, unfunny. Oosh, Flames!--Jtaylor1 02:58, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete A bizarre combination of flamewar, unfunny article, and vanity. It's just shy of completely useless, because it does remind me of what happens when quality control starts lacking....and the results ain't pretty.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:19, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Islandcruft. And the flaems and the poor prose are so intermingled that trying to get anything out of this is wasted endeavour. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:15, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 12:24, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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HowTo:Live forever

Keep	Very Strong Keep I love the Contradiction. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 ^{[citation needed]}⁽ ^yell ^\| ^FAQ ^\| ^{I did this} ⁾ 06:40, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Strong Keep Elassint Throw things at me 16:21, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Keep I don't really think the drinking urine bit is entirely necessary. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:26, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Keep - I voted to keep this before, I'll do it again. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:42, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete not funny and pointless oh and not enuf stuff in it Evil_One275 \| Talk \| Contribs04:30, 9 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:54, 9 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. Per evil one. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:57, 9 November 2007 (UTC) Delete. --RandomDie 00:45, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Delete Le Cejak • <-> 16:24, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Delete Not funny -Razorflame (contributions) Talk 02:54, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete And here's why: This article is a step above what is usually seen here. However, that being said, it's not saying much. It's still too short, irredeemably bizarre, and not funny enough to carry its rambling concept that seems about as lost as "Lost." Just slapping a Bat Fuck Insane template on the thing does not excuse its insanity, far from it. The fact that even the initial author of this could see that it was only salvagable through self-reference does not bode well. Sure, there's a humorous ending, but it's like a shaggy dog story: at the end of the day, the payoff isn't worth the price.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:23, 11 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 03:24, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain-I don't think its horrible, but its not all that good either, so I couldn't decide Robertodole 05:45, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Boy's volleyball

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Delete	Delete - Epic fail (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 10, 21:11
Comments	VFD converted to ICU: VOTING CLOSED --Sir gwax (talk) 21:28, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Boy's Bedroom

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Delete	Delete - Is this a series or something? Just why? (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 10, 21:13
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Breast Cancer

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Delete	Delete - Stubby and weak (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 10, 21:08
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Bush impeachment

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Delete	Delete - Fail (Bonner) (Talk) Nov 10, 21:05
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Kevin Bacon

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Delete	The 1337. Unfunny stub mixed with a bunch of random crap. --RandomDie 18:04, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:55, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Deleted and fast; this article made me wish that I didn't check articles before deleting them. Ugh. --Sir gwax (talk) 02:47, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
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Bloody knuckles

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Delete	Delete. I have no clue how this article survived for almost two years. --RandomDie 16:40, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Pummle --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 16:43, 10 November 2007 (UTC) Delete -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:56, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
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