The sane women you are looking for do not appear to be available at this time.
Your standards may be too high. Have you considered opting for a non-standards compliant edition? Other women include sexy women and intelligent women. Editions hybridizing options in pairs have recently entered production.
In case of an immediate need for a sane woman, please try the following:
- Reload this page until sane women are available.
- Look in another country or at another website.
- Dress a male friend in a dress and give him a helium filled balloon.
- Give up and settle for one that isn't completely demented.
- Consider the fact that people have been searching for a sane woman for thousands of years; much like famous explorers of the past who sought the Holy Grail, the Fountain of Youth, or Europe, you too are doomed to failure.
"Once I thought that I had found a sane woman, sadly turned out she was only a mute." - Oscar Wilde