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Society is an abstract thought of people and culture as an entity, thinking and acting alike. It is the collective goal of humans which is always mistaken to have been achieved, thus subjecting its value and usage to degradation.
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Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white Christians. But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all.

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Immanuel Kant, looking dashingly intelligent.

The Critique of Pure Reason, also known as "The Bitchslap of Pure Reason", is a famous philosophical postulate put forth by noted German philosopher Immanuel "Smarmy" Kant. Kant was famous for his refusal to put up with what he thought were "insane French ideas" about reality actually being real and so, to combat this, he began his Critique. Kant set out to disprove Pure Reason by use of a logical proof that made no sense, yet conformed to the very rules of Logic, subjectivity, and predicate. In doing so, Kant showed how it was possible that Pure Reason could be anything, including nothingness. This contradiction provides the basis of his renowned Critique.…

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The Illuminati's official diagram of the human brain.

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The missing scraper has a brush on the side to clear away ice particles…

DENVER, CO -- Denver-area sources say that area man Wes Dober has failed to return an ice scraper to his roommate, local journalist Jim Hoffman.

Hoffman loaned the ice scraper to Dober last weekend when Dober said he wanted to run to the store to pick up some "stuff". Hoffman had intended to devote the entire day to beating "Heavenly Sword" on the Playstation 3, so he agreed to the request.

However, Hoffman has yet to have that ice scraper returned to him.

"I'm pretty irritated," Hoffman said in an interview with his tape recorder. "I had to sit in the car for 20 minutes this morning while it defrosted. Then I had to go out and try to clean off the windshield with a credit card."

Sources close to the two speculate that Hoffman could use his position as a journalist to make Dober's life uncomfortable.

For example, an anonymous source tells us that a distinctly female voice was coming from Dober's room last week, while the door was closed. This information would likely be of some interest to Jillian, Dober's on-again, off-again girlfriend.

Also, it is possible that Hoffman has some very interesting text messages still on his phone……

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“Freud would mumble on about it, then I would have to remind him - puff puff give!”

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  • ...that the cheese growing between my toes needs a rebuttal as soon as possible?
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  • ...that every single person is unique, except you?
  • ...that in Russia, reversals reverse reversions?
  • ...that shopping without a shopping list is like editing the "Did You Know" list without knowing what the fuck you're doing?
  • ...that in Russia, reversals reverse reversions?
  • ...that Jesus stole my girlfriend? Yeah, she left a note on the fridge. Said he had a cool hippie look and sandals. That bitch.
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