Portal:Portals

Portal:Portals

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Portals portal Browse through our Categories to find a complex list of all our content. SUB-PORTALS:  Comedy - Film - Gay - Literature - Mario - Pregnancy - UnGames - Television - Theatre - Video Games

A portal is an introductory page for a given topic. It points out good articles on a topic, allowing non-featured material to be highlighted in some form. Portals also help editors find related projects and things they can do to help improve Uncyclopedia.

Portals are the best way to start exploring Uncyclopedia. This page explains how portals work.

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Here you can find one of the best featured articles from the portal:

Natalie 'Portable' Portman

Natalie 'Padme' Portman

Natalie Portman is a monotone character in the Star Wars prequels, portrayed by Natalie Portman. She was a cute senator and former fairy queen of the little planet Naboo, which was the capital of the Chommell Sector near the Outer Rim Territories a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. In spite of her clandestine sexuality, she had small but titillating breasts, which quite handily drove young Anakin Skywalker to the darth side of the Force.  (more...)

Article Credit: Chronarion

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This is one of the portal's butt best pictures.

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Books and Other Media

UnBooks: The Night I Slept with Natalie 'Potato' Portman

HowTos: Sleep with Natalie 'Potable' Portman

More Pages: Portal Index and Themes

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In the News

Really, you should check out the Categories page to find our content index.

• UnNews:Portal Topic becomes Jew of the Year.

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Quote of the Week

“You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?”

— Padmé hitting on 9-year-old Darth Vader

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Did you know...

… this is a portal?

… the portal has a topic?

… even if the portal doesn't have a topic, it should still have a pretty nice ass? Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't, that's a portal

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Recently featured

Duh - Natalie Portman

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Portal Tree

• Art
  • Literature
  • Theatre
• Biography
• Culinary
• Film
• Games
  • Uncyclopedia Games
  • Video Games
    • Mario
• History
• Music
  • Comedy
• Politics
• Religion
• Science
  • Geography
  • Pregnancy
  • Zoology
• Society
  • Gay
  • Media
• Technology
  • Analog
  • Television

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Topics

Here are all of the main portals:

Art Biography Culinary

Games Geography History

Music Politics Religion

Science Society Technology

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Articles That Need Help

Now you should check out Portal Resources and make your own portal. Natalie Portman is just OK.