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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Portals portal.
By far the most portal-like portal you will ever find. |
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A portal is an introductory page for a given topic. It points out good articles on a topic, allowing non-featured material to be highlighted in some form. Portals also help editors find related projects and things they can do to help improve Uncyclopedia.
Portals are the best way to start exploring Uncyclopedia. This page explains how portals work.
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Here you can find one of the best featured articles from the portal:
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| Natalie 'Padme' Portman |
Natalie Portman is a monotone character in the Star Wars prequels, portrayed by Natalie Portman. She was a cute senator and former fairy queen of the little planet Naboo, which was the capital of the Chommell Sector near the Outer Rim Territories a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. In spite of her clandestine sexuality, she had small but titillating breasts, which quite handily drove young Anakin Skywalker to the darth side of the Force.
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