Portal:Media

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Uncyclopedia Portals
Arts | Biography | Culinary | Games | Geography | History | Music | Politics | Religion | Science | Society | Technology | All...
Analog | Comedy | Film | Gay | Media | Literature | Mario | Pregnancy | Television | Theatre | Uncyclopedia Games | Video Games | Zoology
Chips.png
Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Media portal
Just in case you haven't experienced Ad Nauseum yet.
We, the members of the Society of Professional Journalists believe that the public does not know shit and we want it to stay that way. Greed and the quest for profit is the cornerstone of democracy and "justice" is only what we imply it is. The duty of the journalist is to further those ends by presenting biased and/or poorly researched accounts of events and trends. And if a journalist can save some time and money by plagiarizing then hey, that is cool too. Professional integrity is highly discouraged.
AseenonTV.svg
These whore-beasts and degenerate bastards of the media think they can give the shaft to the public... well they're right, the public is a brainless void of thieves and pimps. 
edit 

Highlighted Article

Shamwow1.jpg
Hi, I'm Vince, and I'm here to introduce you to the ShamWow!®!

Shamwow8a.jpg
ShamWow!® is guaranteed to knock your socks off! It's like fucking magic!
  (more...)
Article Credit: Modusoperandi View All
edit 

Media News

File:CouchPotato.JPG
Taylor carefully observes the infomercial.

NAPERVILLE, Illinois: After two hours of skilled persuasion, the infomercial for Buck Johnson's Xtreme Home Gym Ab Workout System finally convinced local resident Mark Taylor to pick up his phone and dial their toll free number.

"It was a long process," said Taylor after completing the order, "I probably wouldn't have watched the infomercial anyway, but the remote was on the other side of the couch and I didn't want to move. Then it began to suck me in with the offerings of a six pack, the kind all the ladies like... suddenly, I knew this was the expensive mail-order home gym for me."

Taylor continued to describe the commercial in depth, carefully outlining the vital decision making process. "At first, I was less than impressed," he explained, carefully choosing his words. "To be honest, it was just like a lot of other infomercials I've seen for similar products. Frankly, it was a little bit derivative of the Bill Hammond Workout System commercial, which is one of my all-time favourites. But then, maybe an hour and a half in, there was this guy, who was fat once, but now he's skinny and there were a bunch of really hot girls next to him. It was at that point that I realized; that could be me someday."  (more...)

Article Credit: Mrmonkey72 View All
Shoot dem all
 ( v · t · e ) 
Big Business
Bust4.gif
News by Region
Uncyclopedia Portals
Arts | Biography | Culinary | Games | Geography | History | Music | Politics | Religion | Science | Society | Technology | All...
Analog | Comedy | Film | Gay | Media | Literature | Mario | Pregnancy | Television | Theatre | Uncyclopedia Games | Video Games | Zoology


Click to play Pixel Hunt!


Vhf-antenna.GIF
 ( v · t · e ) 
UNCYCLOPEDIA CABLE PROGRAMMING
  2 -  FOX
  3 -  CBS
  π -  DuMont
  4 -  ABC
  5 -  NBC
  6 -  PBS
  7 -  The CW
  9 -  Nine Network
10 -  QVC
11 -  Bravo
12 -  ESPN
13 -  UK HC
14 -  ITV
15 -  USA Network
17 -  Lifetime
20 -  UPN
21 -  CBC
24 -  Discovery
25 -  MTV
27 -  Nick
41 -  BET
55 -  TechTV
57 -  Cartoon Network / Adult Swim
61 -  CNN
67 -  EWTN
75 -  TBC
76 -  PAX
78 -  G4
79 -  BBC
81 -  HBO
216 -  GB News

TV-bottom.GIF
People's Front of Judea tag.jpg