Fox (TV channel)

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STOP! I DON’T WANT IT TO BE ON FOX ANYMORE!

Fox is a Television Channel primarily known for it’s searchlights and people screaming: “It’s on Fox!” At their dog. Their Flagship Station is WPIX, and Fox is a subsidiary of Wal✽Mart.

History[edit | edit source]

Fox was originally founded in 1986 by Foxington F. Fox, The sister of the Fox Brothers. The 3 ran together until the fox channel got separated in 2000 due to it’s purchase by Walmart.

The Walmart Era (2000-)[edit | edit source]

Walmart, Rising incredibly quickly not only made Fox Kids, but also made fox incredibly famous due to being the 1st network to air Critical Role, a Dungeons and Dragons Series Based in a basement in Rochester, A Suburb of Buffalo. To this day, Fox remains one of the most popular networks in the United States, due to lobbying by the network to Uncyclopedia. Thanks, Walmart!

Programming[edit | edit source]

The programs of fox are incredibly diverse, from The Simpsons being made by 10 monkeys on a typewriter to Family Guy being wroten in part by Charlie Brown himself!

Sportz TM[edit | edit source]

Fox has been airing sports ever since 1990, Airing Sports Saturday where it airs The Toilet Sports, where people drink toilet water and confess that their sister stole 45 pumpkins from a vineyard in Colorado.

Children’s Showz SM[edit | edit source]

History[edit | edit source]

Their Kids Programming started in 1998 as Fox Kids,lasting all the way until 2011, although it has since folded. There were plans to bring it back in 2019 but it failed.

Current Programming[edit | edit source]

Nowadays,All they air is Gilbert Garfield and Friends and Intense dance competitions on Sunday.

Affiliates[edit | edit source]

Please see this category.