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Reddit is a social media content aggregation trash heap populated by liberal college dropouts where anyone can (re)post links to things they find on the internet, and then refresh every five seconds in anticipation that their link will quickly become popular, only to get disappointed as their post didn't match up with the capricious whims and fancies of the all-important algorithm. Most content that hasn't been reposted to oblivion probably waits in squalor, only to be reposted several months later by another user to thousands of upvotes. Users that post original content are extremely rare on Reddit, and claimed sightings of OC are usually just stolen from 4chan, while alleged sightings of OC posters have been made, none have been confirmed, and to date 0 OC sightings have been confirmed. (Full article...)

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  • ... that applause was invented to mock the deaf?
  • ... that if you fold your arms and try to touch your feet you look like a complete fucking fool?
  • ... that while laughter is the best medicine, many cancer patients prefer chemotherapy?
  • ... that we all smell a little bit like teen spirit, if we go a while without washing?
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  • ... that the world will beat a path to your door if you build a better Mousetrap?
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Upcoming deaths: DEI • Google's ad monopoly • Cleveland Browns' locker room • LeBron James' career • Diddy's and Chris Brown's chances at freedom • Tom Cruise's career of sprinting on-screen

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