User:Carlb

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Sandskatchewan, Sasquatch's personal sandbox
Turn to Martha Stewart and ImClone for all your cloning needs!
It's a bird, it's a plane... it's a North Carolina Kitty Hawk stalking its prey!
These Dodge balls frickin' hurt!
iRAQ Pocket PC

Traduction - Translation[edit | edit source]

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Allah's lowest prices. Always.
Encyclopaedia Brittanica, by international scholar Britney Spears

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Wolves rule Wolfe Island with an iron paw

Sock puppets[edit | edit source]

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Carlb also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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This user speaks Canadian at a near-native level.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
This user only speaks Joual canadien because it was a required course in school.
This user got an F in American English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user does not understand Valley girl (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
This user is a native speaker of C++.
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This user is a Mad Scientist.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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I have contributed 5000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
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This user does not own a euroipod.
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I was blocked from Uncyclopedia, and all I got was this lousy template!
Carlb has been blocked from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May their sad fate serve as a warning to others. Make Uncyclopedia better, not worse. Stop the cycle of violins.
Holder of the Cub Scout Uncyclopedia Proficiency Badge
Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month July 2005

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 Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

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