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Prohibition was a former American government policy created in an effort to try and destroy fun, one of three policies around the same period alongside The Great Depression and The Manhattan Project. Like all things sinister it was conspired by the Republicans in the 1920s and then repealed in 1933 by the Democrats. The reason: "We got so caught up in prohibition we forgot how good it feels to get fucked up."

As you might have guessed by now, banning alcohol in a time where most of society was dirt poor did not sit well with the masses. Illegal alcohol was manufactured in every corner of the country, often laced with methanol and other adulterants to make the profit margins larger and killing off customers. Although alcohol did become illegal, very few people found themselves being punished at the hands of law enforcement, partly because the law makers forgot to factor in that most of the police enjoyed their booze as much as the next man.

Prohibition was largely pushed by supermodel Carrie Nation and her disciples who continued to badger innocent people long after her death. The only people who approved of prohibition were other Christians (are you even surprised?) and other assorted losers. (Full article...)

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1026 - The first casualty in the on-going Pirate-Ninja War occurs when Eric Bauman of eBaums fame is keelhauled for piracy, strangely enough.
1959 - Grandpa first drops a mentos into his glass of coke, is later run out of town for dropping mentos into the communal Diet Coke well.
1969 - Vietnam Vets declare "You weren't there man!" (Pictured) for the first time, bystanders believe it to be a Forrest Gump reference and applaud.
1997 - Simpson's fanboy welcomes "our insect overlords" during the brief but tumultuous Arachnid Occupation and is promptly mandibled in half.
2001 - HAL declares "I'm sorry, Dave, but I cannot touch this." Remaining crew laugh at HAL's oversized hammer pants.
2003 - Maj. General Patraeus says to Iraq, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!" Baghdad Bob declares America to be "the Lamest Memester"
2005 - Snape Kills Dumbledore! Don't worry, Snape is good and it's all part of a clever plan. That's the real spoiler.

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