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For nominators: DO...

  1. Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
  2. Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer, Jon Hamm style!
  3. Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
  4. Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
  5. Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
  6. Only nominate one article per nomination. Subpages don't count.
  7. Please keep joke nominations at the bottom. Joke nominations are indicated by this template.

For voters: DO...

  1. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
  2. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a #, like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
  3. Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

  • Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
  • Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
  • Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
  • Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
Symbol delete vote.svg DON'T...
  • Revert administrators.
  • Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
  • Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
  • Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like VFD-padlock.png THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
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Download Now! CCTCGAGAATTTAACAAA

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 424 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. But only because I'm a nerd who gets the joke. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 01:21, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. or Illogicopedia.png Move to Illogicopedia. i kinda get the joke. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 03:01, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alula.gifAlula.gif 17:51, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 01:20, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Napalm. AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! REPEATING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IS FUNNY AND HILARIOUS AND HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE! Ever. Lawrence.gif.gif PurpleDickVote.svg Boner. Napalm Yankeesees! 14:25, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg BASH ITS SKULL IN! I know, that's supposed to be DNA or something, but the article never really seems to explain why we are downloading DNA. An article about genetically modifying yourself, or someone else, or attempting to transform your computer into a living organism, could be funny though. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:20, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
  4. Joli Rouge icon.svg bleh OR, or...Symbol rename vote3.svg Userfy. Adobe DNA is a real thing... the genexa platform from (infosys?) decodes data (the DNA) from customers for marketing slop purposes. Yeah, the joke here is that you're "downloading" the chemical base code that makes up someone's DNA, but it doesn't make sense thanks to Adobe DNA being an actual thing already. If it were to stay, maybe change the look of it so it more closely represents a shitty webpage from that time period, complete with annoying popups? idk. I get the feeling a lot of articles use this same style of 'dated' humor, and its just more of an older generation joke we don't quite 'get'. LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 16:23, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
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@GlitchyZorua: @Gergdown: please explain the joke which seems I'm not getting. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 03:07, 16 January 2026 (UTC)

  • @DaniPine3: It's kinda similar to the articles in Template:Nonsense, except there's a lot more actual stuff in it. The "CCTGCAC" stuff is DNA code. Basically, you're downloading DNA through a shitty website. The joke could've been done more effectively, but right now, it ain't that bad. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 14:31, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: I still don't get the whole "downloading DNA" thing. It seems to me a tad nonsensical. And this website already has many nonsensical things. Maybe this'd fit Illogiclopedia better. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 14:37, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
@DaniPine3: Yeah, good idea. Whether this gets keeped or not, I'm 100% porting this to Illogiclopedia. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 14:39, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I think the joke here is this. GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 15:50, 19 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown: You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling kept is kept!!! Obviously not keeped!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 12:50, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
@Turb0-Sunrise: You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Turb0? As we all know, the correct way of spelling keeped is keeped!!! Obviously not kept!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Turb0. πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 14:02, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
Awww wTools made me mess up the template. Why would wTools do this to me?!? πŸ‚ gergdownπŸ‚(talk) β˜€οΈ 14:03, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
@Gergdown:You STUPID DUMBASSARY USER! How do you not know the proper way to speak the English language, Gerg? As we all know, the correct way of spelling Illogicopedia is Illogicopedia!!! Obviously not Illogiclopedia!!! In fact, since you said that, not only have you offended me, but the entire history of the Anglo-Saxon language chain, Gerg. --Dame Fish on skates Fish on skates.gif CUN 18:54, 26 January 2026 (UTC)

AskJesus

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 354 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. God patch.png Pray for it. wouldn't be a bad idea for an article if it wasn't that there's nothing more than the logo, a searchbar and some links. no segment about Jesus actually answering, no punchline, no setup, no anything. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 23:18, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept is decent (assuming none of you in the comments are lying), but that doesn't change the fact that the article itself sucks. Alula.gifAlula.gif 09:39, 28 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Zombieche-vote.png Zombiebaron. cool concept, zero execution LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 04:25, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Neutral. A great concept, but horribly unfinished. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 23:21, 18 January 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Agree with Opossum. Appears to be a parody of "AskJeeves", which was/is pretty much bare-bones (are they still even active anymore?) but we should program it to be as if Jesus were giving some quippy response. That, or maybe an article covering when they made a chatbot to mimic Jesus (not to be confused with AI Jesus which is just a collection of AI images that I'd like to unsee!) OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 02:18, 26 January 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol neutral vote.svg No consensus. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β― GlitchyZorua 🎩🦊 (give floofy hug) 20:48, 27 January 2026 (UTC)

Thunderstorm

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 4 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. this article is all over the place. when I first saw it I thought it was some IP cruft cooked up in 5 minutes, only to see this article has existed since 2011 and it has always looked like this. If not deleted, this article needs severe cleanup. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 13:14, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Jay Sherman's head.png It STINKS! formatted by a drunkard, and written by an arkham asylum inmate LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 14:08, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Dani and MK Lieutenant Gamma Yankees suck.png Here, Friend, have some meth. 16:59, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Winking Pooh Doll

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 4 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Hjghjh.gif winnie the boo(b)! ehhh, it's an odd one alright, but already has a cleanup tag. If edited, it'll be ok I think. If no one wants to clean it OR it's still trash after, then I'll change this vote. LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 14:05, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Red check mark.svg Strong keep. This was created three days ago. And also, it already has a cleanup tag. Alula.gifAlula.gif 14:48, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. For now, at least. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 15:58, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. yesOh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 13:25, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Down with the Patriachy, Up with the Pussy

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 2 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. BarbieLover cruft. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 15:54, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Feminist slop.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 15:55, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. hmm not my kind of feminism, thx very much LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 16:07, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  4. PurpleVaginaVote.svg Wet pussy. only funny thing is the title. πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„DaniPine3 (talk)πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„ 17:15, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Hjghjh.gif Boobs. Sexcruft. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:05, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. NuclearTrefoil.gif  Nuke. idk how anyone could even attempt to save this, a total rewrite would be pointless even. NUKE! LucyDance2.gifLucyna KLucyDance2.gifYankeesSuck-Alt.png 16:09, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
Comments

Bundestag

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. cruftcruft.Oh, Kurtz, you can do stupid things! 16:06, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.svg Burninate! That IP surely ain't comin' back to improve this article. OᑭâᔑᔑᙀᙏSeahawk.pngHAWK TUAH! (vandalize my talk page) 16:08, 2 February 2026 (UTC)
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