Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion
DO...- For nominators: DO...
- ... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
- ... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
- ... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
- ... Add
{{vfd}}to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned. - ... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.
- For voters: DO...
- ... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
- ... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so:
'''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~ - ... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.
- For Administrators: DO...
- ... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
- ... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
- ... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
- ... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.
DON'T...- ... Revert administrators.
- ... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
- ... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
- ... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like
THIS to indicate that they have been kept.
Pages for Deletion
New entries will be at the bottom of this page.
VFD
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Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 1003 hours
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Fun fact: At least from what I've learnt in my short stay on the Spanish Uncyclopedia, Inciclopedia (I should've stayed there more being a Spaniard myself, but I got comfier on the English version for some reason), those guys actually got to delete the VFD page (there called 'VPB') back when the Uncyclopedias were stil hosted on Wikia, and Wikia became really pissed at them for that. And apparently, according to this forum page I've just found there, the same thing happened again on 2014. So, yeah. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:34, 21 November 2024 (UTC) |
For. Probably one of the funniest things I've read in a while. 
Bless. Definitely feature this! 
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Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 117 hours
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