Forgortia

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Forgortia
Other namesRembern't
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Illustration of a typical patient diagnosed with Forgortia
SymptomsExtreme memory loss
Usual onsetGradual
TypesMental Illness, Neurodegenerative diseases
CausesNatural
Risk factorsLate education
Diagnostic methodCognitive testing
TreatmentNone
Frequency15 million (2021)
Deaths500 thousand (2021)

Ever experienced "The the the the the the the... I forgor Twemoji12 1f480.svg"? You probably have forgortia.


Forgortia is a mental illness that is often characterised by memory loss, similar to dementia. However, dementia occurs mostly in aged individuals while forgortia can occur at any age, although reports show that sufferers include mostly teenagers and adolescents. The symptoms involve progressive impairments to memory, thinking, and behavior, which negatively impact a person's ability to function and carry out everyday activities.

Forgortia dates back to the early days, as early as Adam and Eve. What you might remember is Eve eating the apple and tempting Adam, but these claims are false. Adam had caught the first case of Forgortia, and had forgor Twemoji12 1f480.svg that the apple was not supposed to be eaten. Forgortia is very common.