Poop Government
The Poop Government (officially the Faeces Protection and Registration Government Body, or FPRGB) is the government of poop (as the name implies). Their offices are located in sewage treatment plants, this is where they do their business.
What the Poop Government does[edit | edit source]
The main job of the FPRGB is to check all the poop that comes into the sewage treatment plant to make sure it is not Poop tree poop. Google wants you to think think the sewage plant is for treating sewage, but just think about how ridiculous that is, who would want to treat sewage? The FPRGB also has an official Poop Tree registration so people can submit Poop Trees they've found and they will be safe from the evil clutches of Google. However, Google has made it much harder for people to do this in many ways such as alerting them someone searches the location of the sewage treatment plant (see the article on Poop trees for a cleaver bypass to this).