User:Bad Motherfucker/Big League Baseball

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Cleveland Cleavage

Cleveland Cleavage roster
Active roster				Inactive roster		Coaches/Other
Pitchers Starting rotation 12 Paul McCartney 34 Jimmy Hoffa 23 Eddie Van Halen 47 Marlon Brando 33 Charles Manson Bullpen 11 Stevie Wonder 35 Samuel L. Jackson 50 Dale Earnhardt 62 Neil Armstrong 48 Charles Bronson 72 Johnny Cash 63 Johnnie Cochran Closer(s) 51 Prince		Catchers  2 Sylvester Stallone  6 Abraham Lincoln Infielders 69 Jimi Hendrix 39 John Lennon  3 Albert Einstein 44 Nikola Tesla 19 David Koresh 25 Walter White Outfielders 29 Al Capone 10 Muhammad Ali 86 Mike Tyson 00 God Designated hitters 22 Teddy Roosevelt		Pitchers 67 Tony Stark 43 George Clooney 53 Al Pacino 27 Woodrow Wilson 61 Mr. Clean Catchers 32 Joe Baseball Infielders  1 Arnold Schwarzenegger 71 Elvis Presley 13 Johnny Foreigner 31 Papa John Outfielders 77 John F. Kennedy 49 Batman		Manager 17 O. J. Simpson Coaches 16 Morgan Freeman (first base) 82 Wesley Snipes (bullpen catcher) 90 Howard Stern (bullpen catcher) 87 Dave Chapelle (bullpen) 58 Johnny Rockett (third base) 60-day injured list 55 Joseph Stalin 24 Mexican Jesus  5 Bernie Sanders 26 active, 14 inactive 7-, 10-, or 15-day injured list # Personal leave

Uncyclopedia Asshats

Uncyclopedia Asshats roster
Active roster				Inactive roster		Coaches/Other
Pitchers Starting rotation 12 MrX 69 Bad Motherfucker 24 Alula 17 ARandomPage 33 Sapplerx Bullpen 41 Simsilikesims 55 Kippy 43 PF4Eva  1 Shabidoo  9 Kakun 32 OPOSSUM  3 Dani Pine Closer(s) 9622 Brown		Catchers 94 Orangutang 76 Mr. George Infielders 93 Rock-O-Jello 42 Willy on Wheels 29 Cassie 19 WohMi 25 L10nM4st3r Outfielders 13 Brogo 48 Y 99 Sophia 88 DWIII Designated hitters  7 EmulsifiedExcuse		Pitchers 86 Jack Phoenix 27 Dawg 31 Hipponias 27 Smuggler 67 Executive Catchers 24 Emicraft Infielders  4 Elvis 78 C780178 77 Redhot 30 Frosty Outfielders 50 DJ Irreverent 10 Tom Mayfair		Manager  8 Zombiebaron Coaches 16 Modusoperandi (pitching) 95 Codeine (hitting) 70 Lee Harvey Kennedy (bullpen catcher) 91 Chronarion (first base) 92 Stillwaters (third base) 60-day injured list 60 Roman Dog Bird 25 active, 12 inactive 7-, 10-, or 15-day injured list # Personal leave

Louisiana Masterbatters

Louisiana Masterbatters roster
Active roster				Inactive roster		Coaches/Other
Pitchers Starting rotation 11 Paul Bunyan 19 Robert De Niro 666 Satan 90 Santa Claus  1 Queen Elizabeth I Bullpen 25 Thomas Edison  8 John Stamos 43 Wild Bill Hickok 77 Ted Bundy 24 Jack Dempsey  4 Mad Dog 00 Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter Closer(s) 82 Willy Wonka		Catchers  7 John Wayne 52 H. P. Lovecraft Infielders  5 Tony Pepperoni 19 Bigfoot 29 Doc Holliday  3 Martin Luther King Jr. 22 Neil Armstrong Outfielders 31 Pillsbury Doughboy  9 Albert Einstein  2 Eric Clapton 69 Jimmy Blackman Designated hitters 40 Average Joe		Pitchers 16 George Bush 67 Woody Harrelson 17 Julius Caesar 13 Mr. T 47 Mario Catchers 62 Christopher Walken Infielders  7 Stevie Ray Vaughan 28 Jackie Chan Outfielders  0 Michael Jackson 88 Sandman		Manager 33 Sean Combs Coaches 16 Modusoperandi (pitching) 95 Codeine (hitting) 70 Lee Harvey Kennedy (bullpen catcher) 91 Chronarion (first base) 92 Stillwaters (third base) 60-day injured list 60 Roman Dog Bird 27 active, 10 inactive 7-, 10-, or 15-day injured list # Personal leave