Uncyclopendium

Welcome to the Uncyclopendium. This page contains links to all important Uncyclopedia resources, including policies & guidelines, utilities, and other hard-to-find pages, helpfully organized by category.

Note: Bolded entries are those with the highest importance and the most use.

Policies[edit | edit source]

Like our popular fact-free parody, Uncyclopedia has a set of rules governing user behavior and site content. These are a must-read, as admins can ban you for any and all infractions, and also for any other reason they feel like.

Policies and guidelines: A list of all current Uncyclopedia regulations.
For Reals: Our content copyright guidelines.

General voting[edit | edit source]

Uncyclopedia is a democracy. As such, Uncyclopedians spend most of their time holding votes rather than being productive. Note: the winners of VFH and VFP get featured on our Main Page.

Votes for Highlight (VFH): Nominate and vote on our best articles.

Hall of Shame: A scoreboard for the authors with the highest number of featured articles.

Votes for Pictures (VFP): Nominate and vote on our best images.
Votes for Deletion (VFD): Where bad articles go to die.

QuickVFD (QVFD): Where vandalism goes to die. Quickly.

Votes for Sysop (VFS): A twice-yearly occasion where users are nominated for, and vote on, new admins (and bureaucrats), and where to discuss removing admins.

User Resources[edit | edit source]

About Uncyclopedia: A brief introduction to our site.
Beginner's Guide: Self-explanatory, and mandatory for all new users.
Active Admins: A list of currently active administrators for questions and requests.
Adopt-A-Noob: Uncyclopedia's foster care program. Request to have an admin show you the ropes and get personal training on the ways of Sophia.
Glossary: Frequently-used and referenced terms on Uncyclopedia.
Do it yourself: Describe this one yourself, you lazy fuck.
Signatures: When leaving comments on places such as talk pages and the forums, you must sign your comments with four tildes: ~~~~
Flammable's Office: Special list for users with unique ban or parole conditions. (You don't want to end up here.)
Ban Patrol : You really don't want to end up here, either.
Articles requested for more than a year: Articles seriously in need of creation. (You should create them.)
Articles to fix : These puppies have serious balls.
At a Glance: If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
Browse
User access levels (permissions) on Uncyclopedia
Behavior: Watch yourself, boy.
Best of Uncyclopedia: Our least terrible articles.
Hacks : Little cheats you can use when editing.
Podcast: Our podcast.
Requested articles
Projects
Press coverage: Where and when Uncyclopedia has appeared in the news.
Sandbox: Uncyclopedia's special drug, which you can experiment with all you want.

User groups and organizations / projects[edit | edit source]

Collaboratory: For help writing your article.
Grue Army: A group that works on stopping vandals, and other stuff.
Imperial Colonization: A group that works on improving articles.
Folding@home
Foreign_Office: Where other Uncyclopedias (in other languages) meet us.
Missing User Project :(
Secret Thrice Society
Prime direction

Contests, competitions, and awards[edit | edit source]

List of writing competitions: A list of all historical and ongoing contents on Uncyclopedia.
Vote for awards, decorations, and honors: Users and nominated for & voted on to received one of many site awards.
Foolitzer Prize: Honors the UnNews writers who have made great strides in satirical journalism (read: Fake news)
Article Narrator of the Month: The winner is always Morgan Freeman.
Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation: We don't use this anymore, because it was doubleplus ungood.

Miscellaneous[edit | edit source]

Donate: Give back in money what Uncyclopedia gives you in stupid.
10 things you did not know about us
Answers to our FAQ
A BASIC SHOWCASE OF WHAT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS AND HOW IT WORKS
A citable source
Accuracy: May contain inaccuracies.
Admin banning tools
Admin rank
Administrators: Don't mess with them unless you want a bollocking.
Anniversaries
April Fools: Our past April Fools home pages.
Arbitrary Committee
Armory
Proper Wiki Formatting
Awards on Uncyclopedia
Babel / Languages
Bureaucrats: You REALLY don't mess with them unless you want a bollocking.
List of new Uncyclopedians
List of Uncyclopedias
Incomplete list of Basic Articles
Language templates: See also Babel
Image use policy: Also see copyright.
List of notable Uncyclopedians
Media list
Projects
Rate Your Admins
Semi-Annual Wikipedia Week
Skype
Sockpuppeteer of the Month
Store

Admins[edit | edit source]

Admin Tools
How to be an admin
Maintenance
Articles with insufficient links (category)
SUPER SECRET Admin Page

Forum[edit | edit source]

Village Dump - Throw out your crap here!
Forum:Ministry of Love - Where you can show your ~~hate~~ love for Big Brother. And complain to the admins here.
Forum:Pee Review - Need help from your peers? Let us shower you with advice and that yellow stuff.

Other[edit | edit source]

Our Complaints Department is always willing to help you.

Chat (IRC) - Our online chat system. Discord is better though.
Discord - Our Discord server.
CHECK THE PAGE HISTORY, GODDAMNIT: Those who don't know history are condemned to repeated it.
Comeback of the Year: Don't call it a comeback.
Complaints Department, presided over by Lori Beth Denberg.
Containment Policy
Content Disclaimer: Uncyclopedia will not be held liable if you disagree with this disclaimer. All of us do. It's why we left Wikia in 2013.
Copyrights, Copylefts, Copymiddles, etc.
Create an account: Distinguish yourself from IP vandals with a name!
Create an article: Create an article. Help Uncyclopedia.
Logos: Our logos, used throughout Uncyclopedia.