Uncyclopedia:SAWW

Ode to the Slain Some user called Lir, Thought Admins quite queer, And thought he was cleverer than they are. No Master of Puppetry, Or eloquent coquetries, Could prevent him been shot just like JR.

To Honour our Mother Encyclopædia

This week will be devoted to festivities, contests, and parades honouring Wikipedia. We'd like to take the time to show our lovely parody how much we appreciate her hard work and how much we respect what she does. We also think that Wikipedia Admins are underappreciated and deserve our praise and adoration. Please join us as we celebrate these noble workers of good.

What is an Administrator?

Often the unsung heroes of Wikipedia, an Administrator is simply a Wikipedian who can access the few restricted Wikipedia software functions: deleting articles and uploaded files, protecting and unprotecting pages and blocking and unblocking IP addresses. They tend to be friendly folks that are willing to help you, if you post on their "talk page".

How does one become an Administrator?

It's easy. First, you need a User Account. Then, make useful edits over a period of time. In this way, you prove to the community that you are here in good faith. After several months, a special CABAL meeting is arranged and selected Wikipedians, or friends of existing Administrators, are nominated, and after a fair and just consultation the User just may be Sysop'ed. Remember, be sure to use your new "powers" with caution!

Your Turn!

Submit an ode to an administrator in particular or just about all admins. Points go to the most creative, the most complimentary, and the well-written poems. Forget who they are? Here's a list!

Poems Here! Oh, Danny-boy... the pipes, the pipes are chiming... From Glenn to Glenn, and rushing to the sea... The... song... may sing... a song of... restitution. And bring an end, to singing by the sea.--<<>> 21:34, 8 February 2006 (UTC) David Gerard David! David! He's our man! If he can't block 'em, no one can!--<<>> 21:42, 8 February 2006 (UTC) KEITEI! Tompkins: Give me a K! Crowd: K! Tompkins: Give me an E! Crowd: E! Tompkins: Give me an I! Crowd: I! Tompkins: Give me a T! Crowd: T! Tompkins: Give me an E! Crowd: E! Tompkins: Give me an I! Crowd: I! Tompkins: What's that spell?!? Crowd: Uhh... K-Key-Kuh-Keit-Keitei? Was that it? Yeah, yeah... that sounds right...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:41, 8 February 2006 (UTC) Special:CheckUser: You And your fourteen sockpuppets Who you use To edit the goat-fucking articles And vote together on sciencecruft deletion And use for flamewars arguing with yourself Have just caused The University of Iowa dorms To be blocked for six months. And you should see the email from your sysadmin. - David Gerard 04:39, 9 February 2006 (UTC) (well, it's poetry to my ears) Night Dreams of the Infant Sysop The average admin's a humorous bastard; Drinks wine by himself and he posts when he's plastered. At a quarter to three he's still pounding away Instructing the newbies to "do like I say." Editcount stuck on the edge of the screen, He has an incentive to make sure he's seen. He dreams that one day, as soon as he's able, He'll be given the nod to be one of the cabal. The boots and the cape make a peacock display, Oh how he dreams of that glorious day! Tiara in place, he rises, he speaks! And kisses the GodKing on both of his cheeks. --Skyring 05:42, 9 February 2006 (UTC) Ballad of JayJG Let me tell you all a story about a man named JayJG Couldn't write an article without massive POV Then one day he was reverting Palestine When Jimbo comes along and says "ArbCom is mine" (His that is - Mr. Wales. He owns the servers) Next thing you know, old Jay is kicked upstairs Some people complain, but see if Jimbo cares He done his thing to get his crony on ArbCom Skippin' the old way without even a nom (Nomination that is - voting - democracy and all of that) Next election comes around and Jay is on the slate Looks like a sure thing, but just a sec and wait Lotsa folks opposing him make his rank too low So he's bailed out once again by his pal Jim-bo (Wales, that is. Bomis porn sites. Hayek, Ayn Rand. Y'all get lost now, y'here?) -- Applehead 06:53, 9 February 2006 (UTC) QUACK Q to the U to the A C K Quack quack quack is what the ducks say M to the O to the O O O Moo moo moo is what the cows go