Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive138

Badminton

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Delete	Delete Cocks and balls, lol. -RAHB 00:18, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill 2005cruft. That's right. I said it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:27, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not funny. Also, that talk page comment is pretty damn random too. --UU - natter 10:21, Jun 25 Delete. Balls and cocks. MrN 11:48, Jun 25 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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Ducky Smash Bros 16

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Delete	Delete The quotes are making a desperate attempt to save it... But no. MrN 20:36, Jun 24 Delete -RAHB 22:11, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill To quote the person on the talk page: "It's not funny, the picture is retarded, and none of the secret characters are good." --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:10, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Very little to it, and what there is is drivel. --UU - natter 10:19, Jun 25 Fucking kill it. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Minimum effort destruction. VGD >=3 00:06, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
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1936 - 1971

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Delete	Delete A great article about dates? No. MrN 20:36, Jun 24 Delete Randomrandomrandomrandom -RAHB 22:10, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Random and name-droppy. Two of the names are Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:48, Jun. 25, 2008 Kerkill We have a place to dump crappy date-related stuff. Use it, instead! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:56, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless, random and unfunny. --UU - natter 10:10, Jun 25 Tradon? What? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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Joule

Keep	Sentimental Keep I'm sorry, but these science articles from 2005 are where I learned how the universe works. That probably explains my grades in physics class. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:08, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete The opening line held some promise, but I found the rest of the stub shocking. MrN 19:36, Jun 24 Delete -RAHB 22:06, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:52, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and crap. --UU - natter 10:03, Jun 25 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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Imaginary pet

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Delete	Delete Maybe I imagined it, but I think this is a pants. random stub. MrN 19:36, Jun 24 Hey guys, Blizzard rejected my idea for a WoW character, so I'm gonna post it here on Uncyclopedia. -RAHB 22:03, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Stupid. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:10, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Flush! Down to Illogicopedia. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:46, Jun. 25, 2008 Delete. It'll be happy on ?pedia. We'll be happy to see it go. --UU - natter 10:01, Jun 25 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Now die. VGD >=3 00:21, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
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Justin Timberlake

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Delete	Delete Oh, please. I really doubt the chances of this becoming a good article. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:57, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	It was just created, so shouldn't this be QVFD/ICU? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Regret, please read the deletion policy. ~ 20:05, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Your daughter

Keep	Trilby I seem to recall that back in the day, Uncyc had a good (or at the very least amusing) series of "your {{{family member}}}" articles. I don't think deletion is in order here. A revert to an older version, maybe. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:42, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Keep There aren't any order versions that are better, though. I think it's good enough to keep. A rewrite is needed, though. Medium rewrite at most. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:33, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Keep. Per Dex. --UU - natter 10:34, Jun 25 Keep. Eh? Hats? Um? MrN 11:55, Jun 25
Delete	Fedora -- The Zombiebaron 01:14, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Bowler -- The Zombiebaron 15:45, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Bruce Almighty

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Delete	Delete Crappy -RAHB 00:57, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Reluctant Delete Reading the talk page makes me kind of want to keep this article. But I don't see much worth saving, and I guess this is 2005cruft after all. Redirect to Bruce Campbell. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:48, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:13, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Syndrome. --UU - natter 10:32, Jun 25 Delete. Per UU. MrN 11:52, Jun 25
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Bread danger

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Delete	Delete Found it while browsing Category:Votes for Deletion. It's short, but it's also plagiarism. This is all over the internet (in slightly longer form) as a satire on the drug war. -RAHB 00:34, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Get rid What is this, the New York Times? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:53, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 03:04, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per RAHB. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:18, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per RAHB. --UU - natter 10:29, Jun 25 Delete. If is were not copied from elsewhere I would actually support keeping a list as good as this. MrN 11:50, Jun 25
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Toy lot

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Delete	Delete Not good enough to justify it being so short. Unlike my penis. MrN 19:36, Jun 24 Delete Makes me want to tear my eyes out and burn them. -RAHB 22:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crap... Where did the bit about camels spitting in them come from? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:07, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete We already have a toy/shit related article: Fisher Price -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:45, Jun. 25, 2008 Delete. Short, crap, get rid. --UU - natter 09:59, Jun 25
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Straight Outta Compton

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Delete	Delete How did this manage to survive? -RAHB 11:11, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Never Been A Nigga, Never Gonna Be A Nigga, Nigga, BOYEEE. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:04, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 18:16, Jun 24 Kerkill Don't disrespect Ice Cube by saying he was in a group with Flava Flav! God I hate Flava Flav. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete "Damn jigaboos and their music." -Uncle Stan -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:43, Jun. 25, 2008
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The world is flat

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Delete	Too much meh. Not enough lol. -RAHB 11:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC) It makes no sense at all. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:02, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. The author was not an idiot, but this is not up to scratch. MrN 18:15, Jun 24 Kerkill No humour detected. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:58, 25 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Pointless drivel. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 02:42, Jun. 25, 2008
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Günther Netzer

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Delete	Delete Who is this guy? Oh well, doesn't really matter. -RAHB 10:11, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and dull. Possibly like the real thing, who knows? --UU - natter 10:30, Jun 24 Who? --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 10:52, 24 June 2008 (UTC) And we don't care! We don't care! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 18:14, Jun 24 What? ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 24/06 18:17
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Captain Jet

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Delete	Delete I haven't the foggiest what it's about, but I guarantee it isn't funny. -RAHB 05:05, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill His penis. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:22, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, pointless, blah. --UU - natter 10:29, Jun 24 I was raped by a Dolphin (Remix) Also: Huge. Ew. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:59, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN 18:13, Jun 24
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Cheeseball

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Delete	The term "cheeseball" is a portmanteau of the words "cheesedick" and "ballsack". Says it all, really. -RAHB 05:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill “That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard." 'Nuff said. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:18, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not a good idea to be found. --UU - natter 10:28, Jun 24 Whu? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:56, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Too cheesy MrN 18:11, Jun 24
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Kilju

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Delete	Delete Boring/Unfunny/Stub -RAHB 04:57, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per whatever MrN says when he votes. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 08:16, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless, dull stub. --UU - natter 10:26, Jun 24 I don't care! Gonna fuck you anyway, DON'T CARE! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:53, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Dexer. MrN 18:10, Jun 24
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Stupidity Quotient

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Delete	Delete Math-cruft, bored me to tears. -RAHB 04:44, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:19, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 09:18, Jun 24 Delete. Duh. --UU - natter 10:24, Jun 24 Cruft-Huff Pointless stub --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 10:51, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Uhhhhh...... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 14:51, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
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Royal Variety Performance

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Delete	Delete I don't know... We slap one of those "It's funny cos it's British" things on it and you guys just believe it don't ya. This is a poor stub, and should be treated accordingly. Come on... "Barbara Streisand firing three hundred and sixty two Japanese Peace Lilies out of her vagina" never raised an eyebrow? OK, she did actually do that one year, but it's still not worth keeping. Someone could actually read this you know. MrN 02:42, Jun 24 Yup. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:13, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Don't blame me, MrN. Had I seen it before, I'd have placed this on my list. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:06, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 04:41, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Jolly poor show, what? --UU - natter 10:22, Jun 24
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Clishayism

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Delete	Kerkill Yay! Clean space! That's never happened to me. Wow. But anyway, this is random, unfunny religiouscruft. Only 6 edits since it's creation in May 2006. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete I thought I would leave you the honour Dexter. What the hell is this bollocks article about anyway? MrN 01:14, Jun 24 Whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:15, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete They couldn't possibly be talking about Clichés, could they? Well, whatever. -RAHB 04:36, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. I read it through twice, in case there was an idea I missed. Wish I hadn't. --UU - natter 10:21, Jun 24
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Breadfish

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Delete	Kerkill Short, unfunny stub from 2006. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Actually Dexter, it's an unfunny stub from 2006 which is short. :P MrN 01:11, Jun 24 Delete, although I was mildly enjoying it until that thing about testicles. I find the image amusing as well. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:17, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 04:34, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. I like the image. The rest is crap. --UU - natter 10:20, Jun 24 Huff Old, short 2006-cruft --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 10:49, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Note: This article has been imported to Illogicopedia. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 14:59, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Keep	Keep but rewrite this is a lousy article, but its a standard that Uncyclopedia should have on board. I'd like a shot at rewriting it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Old sex and randomcruft. And Goldie Hawn? I don't care if she's a G-Milf. She married Kurt Russell. Disgusting. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete However, invite Goldie Hawn over to the MrN residence despite her being older than my mother. MrN 01:09, Jun 24 It sucks cock. Fucking kill it. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:20, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 02:53, 24 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, random and crap. --UU - natter 10:19, Jun 24 Huff Random stub --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 10:50, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
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Froob

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Delete	Umm... Yeah its terrible. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 04:56, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Not just gamecruft but MMORPG-cruft. Low. So very low. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:03, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Oh, I remember this term. I used to play Anarchy Online. Shame the phrase wasn't funny in its original context either. -RAHB 07:57, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. n00bcruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:27, Jun 23 Please. Think of the n00bs. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 15:36, 23 June 2008 (UTC) ? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:10, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Chris Rock

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Delete	Random, stupid, about Chris Rock. Three strikes, man. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:05, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:01, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 07:54, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Boomer. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:22, Jun 23 Delete --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 09:30, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Nigga, what? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:11, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Ligature

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Delete	Delete Don't think this is ever going anywhere good. It's old and its time has come. Rather like some people many say. MrN 23:07, Jun 22 Delete -RAHB 01:57, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Say your final goodbyes, Ligature. You're time has come. Follow me into the gates of Hell. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:35, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. A waste of time. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:19, Jun 23 Aim. Reload. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:11, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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The Independent Republic of Nervenstorken

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Delete	Delete Sorry, Ape. You lost me. Is this about something I'm missing, just looks random, stubby and a bit pants to me. Sorry if I'm wrong. MrN 21:11, Jun 22 Kerkill I don't get it, either. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:28, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Epic Meh -RAHB 01:28, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:14, Jun 23 Aim. Reload. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:13, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Honda (Element)

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Delete	Delete Eh? Sorry, you lost me. List, Honda, Element, trousers? MrN 20:30, Jun 22 Kerkill Haha! Pun on the Honda Element! Too bad this isn't funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:04, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Not a bad idea, but just fades into obscurity after a couple sentences. -RAHB 01:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yawn. Again. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:13, Jun 23 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:14, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Generalisation

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Delete	Delete I hate to make a generalisation, but normally articles which are this list based are not really what we want. Generally anyway. Do we want this one? MrN 20:30, Jun 22 Kerkill Best list on this site is Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time (which I created when I was still a proxy-using IP). --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:59, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Standard 5th grade vocabulary lesson. -RAHB 01:25, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Everybody dislikes this article. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:09, Jun 23 My vote counts for everyone else. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 15:38, 23 June 2008 (UTC) DAMNNIT!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:14, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Bunker Hill

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Delete	Delete Old stub (about a real thing) which to me is not funny, and I don't see it going anywhere. MrN 20:30, Jun 22 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:57, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Interestingly, it probably would have been deleted two years ago, the author removed the ICU on it though and nobody noticed. -RAHB 01:21, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. I, uh what? NRV. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:07, Jun 23 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:15, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Newbery Medal

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Delete	Delete It's just a list. Although I can see some merit in it, this is not the kind of thing we want. MrN 17:28, Jun 21 Kerkill Just isn't funny enough to merit keeping at it's current state, but I did like the idea. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:11, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete ^per them^ -RAHB 22:03, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yawn. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:35, Jun 23 Short and listy. But it does have a point... » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 15:37, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:16, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Fall Foliage Season

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Delete	Delete It's been on VFD before, but narrowly escaped by the skin of it's teeth. Famine did not expand it when he said he would, and frankly I don't see the point of this stub. Perhaps someone else does. MrN 17:28, Jun 21 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:02, 21 June 2008 (UTC) I don't -RAHB 21:54, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, crap, burn it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:33, Jun 23 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:17, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Jahn Teigen

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Delete	Delete Short, shit, something cruft. You know the drill... MrN 17:28, Jun 21 Kerkill Short, old crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:59, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 21:53, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:31, Jun 23 ??? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:20, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:17, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
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Surprise

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Delete	Delete. Wow, the list of dead ends is a goldmine for VFDs, too! » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:21, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill This sucks. Return to MadMax's redirect to this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:08, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Delete then recreate, then redirect per Dexter/MadMax. MrN 22:22, Jun 22 Fake elements aren't funny. Neither is anything in this article. -RAHB 01:30, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Recreate, redirect, per others. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:16, Jun 23
Comments	A better idea than deletion, as per suggestions above, would be to redirect it to Special:Random, and then lock it to prevent idiocy like this in the future. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 22:50, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Redirected. ~ 09:27, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Bucky Bergin

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Delete	* Delete. Found it while looking for dead ends. What the hell is it supposed to be? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:15, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I forgot to look at the history before adding. It looks like it was created way too recently to be added. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:22, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Kept. ~ 09:24, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

The Invention of Crack

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Delete	Delete -RAHB 09:58, 22 June 2008 (UTC) I wonder where he got the idea for this one... » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:41, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:23, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Too much random pants for me to ever bother fixing it. MrN 21:48, Jun 22 Delete. It's just possible that enough crack might make this enjoyable. I don't wish to test that theory, however. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:01, Jun 23
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Turku

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Delete	Delete Town-crufty, random and bad. -RAHB 09:47, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Are you sure you want to kill an entry on this historically-important town? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 13:43, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Though I did laugh at the picture's caption. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:18, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Per RAHB. MrN 22:19, Jun 22 Delete. We do get quite a bit of dull Scandinavian towncruft, don't we? This is another shining example. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:59, Jun 23
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Spectroscopy

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Delete	Delete as nominator. Unfunny sciencecruft - why don't any of the serious scientists out there have a good sense of humor? --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 04:09, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Read it and saw a void of humour. Needs to go. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:52, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 09:44, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Yea, I see no humour in both of these articles. MrN 22:18, Jun 22 Delete. Duller than my high school physics teacher. That's quite an achievement. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:56, Jun 23
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A nice enough guy

Keep	Keep It's a nice enough article. MrN 09:17, Jun 22 Good enough -RAHB 09:42, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Keep A little short, but good enough to stay. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 20:51, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Keep I like it.... and it reminds me of myself -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 22:15, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Keep. Seems OK to me, plus some talented type is thinking about a rewrite, which bodes well. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:43, Jun 23
Delete	Delete as nominator. This just isn't hitting my funny bone, and the "blood" joke is poorly used. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 03:49, 22 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Read it half a month ago and thought the one guy was going to fix it up. Sadly, I wrong. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:10, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. ~ 09:19, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Lions Club

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Delete	Delete Listy stub. I wonder if Carlb is watching? MrN 18:32, Jun 21 Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:44, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Meh -RAHB 22:06, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:58, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per RAHB. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:41, Jun 23
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Queen's University Belfast

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Delete	Delete Apparently it's full of homosexuals hilarious eh? MrN 17:28, Jun 21 Kerkill Old gay stub. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:04, 21 June 2008 (UTC) LOL -RAHB 21:57, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Ghey--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:10, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, redlinky rubbish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:34, Jun 23
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Avocado

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Delete	Delete I started to fix it, and then wondered why I was bothering. MrN 17:28, Jun 21 Kerkill Crap stub complete with a bad MS Paint picture. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:53, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 21:52, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. What Junk --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:19, 23 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not an idea to be found. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:31, Jun 23
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Bad Motherfucker Scale

Keep	Keep Although in its current for this is far from great, I can see enough potential for someone to improve this into a decent article. MrN 17:57, Jun 21
Delete	Delete 1st, its not funny. 2nd, the badest motherfuckers are Matt Wellens/Myles Breaux. They also wrote the article. [[The Woodburninator 04:45, 21 June 2008 (UTC)]] Who cares? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:52, 21 June 2008 (UTC) I give it a zero. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:14, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:36, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 21:50, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Oh boy, it's quite a lot of unfunny, there's a fair bit of listage, and was that a Norris I saw? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:26, Jun 23
Comments	Hmm, Welcome to VFD Wood. Can you please read Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy and all the text at the top of this page. Also, how many nominations are there on this page now? MrN 04:57, Jun 21 Yes, that was my bad. Just got confused. Well then, oh well. I guess a one day ban is in order. It happens. Do what you want with this then. The Woodburninator 05:04, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Now there are only 7, this included. Thanks, Cs1987! Anyways, what's the policy for when things like this happen? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:14, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Yes, thanks a lot. I didn't feel like getting banned. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) I can still get you a complimentary ban if you'd like one. ~ 09:08, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

William Ames

Keep
Delete	Delete - Only edited by 1 person in 2006, and it's... Bad, stubby, and bad. MrN 22:57, Jun 20 Yup. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:21, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Get it outta here. The Woodburninator 04:58, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Awful -RAHB 05:53, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Daemonica is the place for such genius. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:19, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
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Unified Sumant Approximation Theorem

Keep
Delete	Delete Anyone know what this is all about? MrN 00:29, Jun 21 Nope. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:54, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Bah -RAHB 05:55, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Excuse me? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:15, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Mathcruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:37, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Wikipedia? » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:15, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Are you daft? The article is very obviously wrong and I can't see anything about it that would suggest it would be well-suited for Wikipedia. --monika 14:37, 21 June 2008 (UTC) It belongs in /dev/null more than anywhere TBH, but it wasn't funny, hence the WP comment. » DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 00:08, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

Ulster Volunteer Force

Keep
Delete	Delete Forget that British tag, this is as shite as it looks. MrN 22:46, Jun 20 It really is -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:53, 20 Jun Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:24, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Delete -RAHB 05:50, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Too Irish? If it were Irish humour, it'd be amount going down to the pub when your wife or girlfriend is on her period. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:41, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
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Meese

Keep
Delete	Delete Despite the brilliance of the "Meese are useful for making carrot juice to power Rwandan plasma cannons and for using as slave labour." line. MrN 22:46, Jun 20 Little Meese sized pants -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:51, 20 Jun Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:25, 21 June 2008 (UTC) THE MEESES THERE IN THE WOODSES AND THEYRE HUNGRY -RAHB 05:49, 21 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Definitively crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:39, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
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Henry

Keep	Keep (Just)... Henry is the name of a company who make cleaning products, and especially mops! Thought there was something there worth saving. Sry RAHB. MrN 08:50, Jun 20
Delete	Delete Probably vanity. Shitty either way. -RAHB 07:15, 20 June 2008 (UTC) Delete it may be a salvageable topic but having it exist as it is would deeply discourage anyone who wanted to write about it. ~FAG! +chatline "if it ain't broke, break it" (CUN·VFH) Kerkill At this point in time, this isn't worth saving. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:07, 20 June 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:29, 20 June 2008 (UTC) Henry. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:24, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make Portals Using Uncyclopedia

Keep	Keep Well 3 of the votes below were before I reverted the vandalism on the article. Spang and myself have both edited this page recently. Make of that what you will... A portal possibly.MrN 08:08, Jun 17 Eh. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:33, 17 June 2008 (UTC) Keep If Spang and MrN are playing with it, that's good enough for me. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:05, 20 Jun
Delete	meh --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 04:12, 17 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:28, 17 June 2008 (UTC) Delete not the kind of thing we want to encourage--Sgt. Fluffy 05:10, 17 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Hardly intelligible, let alone funny. -RAHB 07:25, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Sorry Mr.N but I stick by my vote. IPs pull this kinda nonsense a lot it is not something we want encoraged. The article is somewhat amusing but I'm afraid it will only lead to headaches--Sgt. Fluffy 23:00, 17 June 2008 (UTC) You find it amusing and yet you want it deleted? Sorry, you have lost me with your logic there. We get loads of "weird" or "different" styles of pages created all the time. Some we keep, most we delete. We keep the funny ones. Tis that simple my friend. If you personally find this funny, I really think you should vote keep. MrN 22:00, Jun 18 Yeah, I don't get that either. And the vandalism that was reverted was just a link to LOL at the beginning and some other minor crap. Nothing that would affect anyone's vote. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:11, 20 June 2008 (UTC) Lept -- The Zombiebaron 13:14, 22 June 2008 (UTC)