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Badminton

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Ducky Smash Bros 16

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  • Delete The quotes are making a desperate attempt to save it... But no. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 20:36, Jun 24
  • Delete -RAHB 22:11, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill To quote the person on the talk page: "It's not funny, the picture is retarded, and none of the secret characters are good." --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:10, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Very little to it, and what there is is drivel. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:19, Jun 25
  • Fucking kill it. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Minimum effort destruction. VGD >=3 00:06, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
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1936 - 1971

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Joule

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  • Sentimental Keep I'm sorry, but these science articles from 2005 are where I learned how the universe works. That probably explains my grades in physics class. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:08, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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Imaginary pet

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VFD-padlock.png Justin Timberlake

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  • Delete Oh, please. I really doubt the chances of this becoming a good article. -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 19:57, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Your daughter

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  • Trilby I seem to recall that back in the day, Uncyc had a good (or at the very least amusing) series of "your {{{family member}}}" articles. I don't think deletion is in order here. A revert to an older version, maybe. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:42, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep There aren't any order versions that are better, though. I think it's good enough to keep. A rewrite is needed, though. Medium rewrite at most. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:33, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Per Dex. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:34, Jun 25
  • Keep. Eh? Hats? Um? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:55, Jun 25
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Bruce Almighty

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  • Delete Crappy -RAHB 00:57, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Reluctant Delete Reading the talk page makes me kind of want to keep this article. But I don't see much worth saving, and I guess this is 2005cruft after all. Redirect to Bruce Campbell. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:48, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:13, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per Syndrome. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:32, Jun 25
  • Delete. Per UU. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 11:52, Jun 25
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Bread danger

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Toy lot

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  • Delete Not good enough to justify it being so short. Unlike my penis. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 19:36, Jun 24
  • Delete Makes me want to tear my eyes out and burn them. -RAHB 22:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Crap... Where did the bit about camels spitting in them come from? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:07, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete We already have a toy/shit related article: Fisher Price -- Kip the Egg Easter egg.gif Talk Easter egg.gif Works Easter egg.gif 02:45, Jun. 25, 2008
  • Delete. Short, crap, get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:59, Jun 25
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Straight Outta Compton

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The world is flat

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Günther Netzer

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Captain Jet

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Cheeseball

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Kilju

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Stupidity Quotient

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Royal Variety Performance

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  • Delete I don't know... We slap one of those "It's funny cos it's British" things on it and you guys just believe it don't ya. This is a poor stub, and should be treated accordingly. Come on... "Barbara Streisand firing three hundred and sixty two Japanese Peace Lilies out of her vagina" never raised an eyebrow? OK, she did actually do that one year, but it's still not worth keeping. Someone could actually read this you know. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 02:42, Jun 24
  • Yup. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 03:13, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Don't blame me, MrN. Had I seen it before, I'd have placed this on my list. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:06, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete -RAHB 04:41, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Jolly poor show, what? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:22, Jun 24
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Clishayism

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  • Kerkill Yay! Clean space! That's never happened to me. Wow. But anyway, this is random, unfunny religiouscruft. Only 6 edits since it's creation in May 2006. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I thought I would leave you the honour Dexter. What the hell is this bollocks article about anyway? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 01:14, Jun 24
  • Whatever. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:15, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete They couldn't possibly be talking about Clichés, could they? Well, whatever. -RAHB 04:36, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I read it through twice, in case there was an idea I missed. Wish I hadn't. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:21, Jun 24
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Breadfish

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Goldilocks and the Three Bears

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  • Keep but rewrite this is a lousy article, but its a standard that Uncyclopedia should have on board. I'd like a shot at rewriting it. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
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Froob

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Chris Rock

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Ligature

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The Independent Republic of Nervenstorken

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Honda (Element)

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Generalisation

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Bunker Hill

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Newbery Medal

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Fall Foliage Season

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Jahn Teigen

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VFD-padlock.png Bucky Bergin

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*Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Found it while looking for dead ends. What the hell is it supposed to be? Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:15, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

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I forgot to look at the history before adding. It looks like it was created way too recently to be added. Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 21:22, 22 June 2008 (UTC)

  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:24, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

The Invention of Crack

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Turku

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Spectroscopy

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  • Delete as nominator. Unfunny sciencecruft - why don't any of the serious scientists out there have a good sense of humor? --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 04:09, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Read it and saw a void of humour. Needs to go. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:52, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Meh -RAHB 09:44, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Yea, I see no humour in both of these articles. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:18, Jun 22
  • Delete. Duller than my high school physics teacher. That's quite an achievement. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:56, Jun 23
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VFD-padlock.png A nice enough guy

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  • Delete as nominator. This just isn't hitting my funny bone, and the "blood" joke is poorly used. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 03:49, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Read it half a month ago and thought the one guy was going to fix it up. Sadly, I wrong. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:10, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:19, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

Lions Club

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Queen's University Belfast

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Avocado

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Bad Motherfucker Scale

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  • Keep Although in its current for this is far from great, I can see enough potential for someone to improve this into a decent article. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 17:57, Jun 21
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  • Hmm, Welcome to VFD Wood. Can you please read Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy and all the text at the top of this page. Also, how many nominations are there on this page now? MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 04:57, Jun 21
Yes, that was my bad. Just got confused. Well then, oh well. I guess a one day ban is in order. It happens. Do what you want with this then. The Woodburninator 05:04, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Now there are only 7, this included. Thanks, Cs1987! Anyways, what's the policy for when things like this happen? Navwheel-small.png» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:14, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Yes, thanks a lot. I didn't feel like getting banned. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk)
I can still get you a complimentary ban if you'd like one. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:08, 23 June 2008 (UTC)

William Ames

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Unified Sumant Approximation Theorem

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  • Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Wikipedia?
  • Are you daft? The article is very obviously wrong and I can't see anything about it that would suggest it would be well-suited for Wikipedia. --monika 14:37, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Ulster Volunteer Force

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Meese

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Henry

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  • Keep (Just)... Henry is the name of a company who make cleaning products, and especially mops! Thought there was something there worth saving. Sry RAHB. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 08:50, Jun 20
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VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Make Portals Using Uncyclopedia

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  • Keep Well 3 of the votes below were before I reverted the vandalism on the article. Spang and myself have both edited this page recently. Make of that what you will... A portal possibly.MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 08:08, Jun 17
  • Eh. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 17:33, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep If Spang and MrN are playing with it, that's good enough for me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:05, 20 Jun
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  • Sorry Mr.N but I stick by my vote. IPs pull this kinda nonsense a lot it is not something we want encoraged. The article is somewhat amusing but I'm afraid it will only lead to headaches--Sgt. Fluffy 23:00, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
    You find it amusing and yet you want it deleted? Sorry, you have lost me with your logic there. We get loads of "weird" or "different" styles of pages created all the time. Some we keep, most we delete. We keep the funny ones. Tis that simple my friend. If you personally find this funny, I really think you should vote keep. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:00, Jun 18
  • Yeah, I don't get that either. And the vandalism that was reverted was just a link to LOL at the beginning and some other minor crap. Nothing that would affect anyone's vote. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:11, 20 June 2008 (UTC)