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Mordechai Vanunu

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That's the famous Israeli nuclear spy, never heard of him? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:54, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

Disco

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  • Del This has gone through several revisions since March 2005 and it's still pants. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:05, 20 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unfunny, short, listy. We could probably do with a Disco page, but a blank canvas would be a better starting point than this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:36, Apr 21
  • Delete. Started trying to fix... Gave up. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:31, Apr 22
  • Delete per UU. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:44, 23 Apr
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Rabdon

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Preserve the random, but only because no one else is going to keep it. =3 VGD >=3 16:55, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Get dead stupid article!--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:09, 23 April 2008 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I usually like Random Humor but this is too much randomness and too little humor.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 21:17, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

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Rabdon Films

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Mammal

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Walther mpl

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  • What's a bollocks? This is America.   Le Cejak <Apr 21, 2008 [9:22]>
    That all depends on where you're standing, sitting, lying down, levitating, crouching or cartwheeling. Also, among the things bollocks is, it's a plural. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:40, Apr 21
    We could argue about whether this is 'Merica all day, but that still won't make England a real country.   Le Cejak <Apr 21, 2008 [9:46]>

Call of Duty

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Professor Albert Waters

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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Parts of it should be merged with water. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:39, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Tis not too bad, but not great. I think this counts as template abuse, and so could be QVFD, but I'm not sure if adding 300 bytes counts or not... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:29, Apr 17

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Microchip

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  • Keep I actually kinda liked it. It all (kinda) works together rather well I think. Micro chips are made of sand 'n' all... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:38, Apr 22
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HowTo:Make fun of children's films

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Those Three Hindu Gods

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McWeir

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  • Huh? I've watched a lot of Stargate and I still don't get this. Too esoteric even by Uncyc standards. - Sikon 15:52, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Uh, what? The confused bit on the talk page reckons anyone who's seen Stargate will find this funny. The above comment shows that's wrong. And surely for anyone else it's pretty much meaningless anyway? Can't see the point of this. -SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:19, Apr 19
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It goes beyond the show and show in-jokes and is actually an in-joke about fanfic writers of the show. It's borderline vanity.--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:16, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Get rid, whatever it is... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 18:27, Apr 22
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As per the above (mostly Monkey). Where's the chemistry, fools? VGD >=3 18:48, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's just bad. --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris)Confederate Navy Jack.svg 21:21, 22 April 2008 (UTC)
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Paul Gilbert

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Symbol delete vote.svg Fail. VGD >=3 18:49, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

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  • Paul Gilbert needs his own fashion line. I used up all my fashion jokes in Bleach, so someone else should write that article. --monika 11:57, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Honorable John Boutilier Cabot Trail

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Microsoft Diner

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  • Delete - Can't find anything redeeming about this article. --The Improver talkcontribs19:50, Apr 16 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Neither can I. Looks like the author never really finished it (I wonder why) and I don't think anyone else ever well... MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:01, Apr 17
  • Ix-nay. Pretty much crap. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:54 Apr 19
  • Delete Slithy Tove 06:50, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
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Institute of Totally Real Science

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VFD-padlock.png Psycho Mantis

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Mantis was one of the more memorably stupid bosses from Metal Gear Solid. Writing the article in this tone is somewhat amusing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:23, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • weak keep Needs to be made longer. VGD >=3 02:54, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. Self referential, but works if you know what it's on about. Not as bad as most Metal Gear cruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:00, Apr 16
  • It's not bad. But it's not good. Expand it. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:56 Apr 19
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Metal Gear cruft - I thought all of these Big Boss stubs were dead. I thought wrong. --Kurgan 01:54, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Get rid of this crap. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:27, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
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Bradistan

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  • Kill - Not funny, bad concept, lacking goodness. - UnIdiot | GUN.png | Talk | Contribs - 14:12, Apr 16
  • Delete. Ah, Bradford, or as it's pronounced, "Bratfud". This is a steaming pile of towncruft notable for being precisely as interesting as the place it's supposed to be about. See, Bratfud has a large Asian community - how funny is that?! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:36, Apr 17
  • Delete. Per UU. It's over 50% Indian Asians in Leicester. Or would it be funny if I called it Inidacester? Um, I think not. Other than the pun tis simply classic towncruft. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:08, Apr 17
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just huff it. It is just plain stupid --Kurgan 01:07, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Slithy Tove 06:46, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
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Ben fogle

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  • It looks like the author was doing something with this when they created it. There's a bit of (debatable) funny added to the spork, but the author hasn't been back to to it in a couple weeks. maybe move it to their userspace? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:32, 19 Apr

Doctor Steel

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Neocons

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Scifag

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg CRUFT-HUFF ED spork from their Tom Cruise article. Second in a series of three ED sporks created by the same user. --Kurgan 00:27, 19 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Mind if I join this party? --The Improver talkcontribs00:48, Apr 19 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete ED spork. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN01:02, 19 Apr
  • Delete. Yuk. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:04, Apr 19
  • Ix-nay, per qhat. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 22:42 Apr 19
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Extreme

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  • What's wrong with it? It's definitely got parody value. I like it.Notme 22:20, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
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It appears to be a parody of a commercial. Try reading it with the fast announcer voice in your head. Makes sense. It should be expanded, I think, but not deleted.

Gnome Mob

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Internet Hate Machine

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VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Drown Kittens

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  • Keep - Please don't delete this article. I think it is really funny and has the potential to be improved.--Ceallen92 16:01, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep Seems like it's being worked on. I'm gonna err on the side of good faith on this one. Keep at it! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN00:56, 19 Apr
  • Keep. Per good faith. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:14, Apr 19
  • Keep - I decided that since everyone wants to keep it. I did a quick rewrite, it may not be good but I did it. --The Improver talkcontribs16:01, Apr 19 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete - Here we huff kittens, not drown them. --The Improver talkcontribs13:25, Apr 18 2008 (UTC)
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  • Is ceallen92 the author? Maybe give him a chance to improve it...   Le Cejak <Apr 18, 2008 [16:13]>
    Well saying he'll improve it is not the same as doing it. But I'll give him a chance. If this article improves within the time this article's fate is decided on VFD. I will change my vote to "keep". --The Improver talkcontribs17:34, Apr 18 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:29, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png HowTo:Fix a Guitar

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Eh, I don't hate it. --Elassint

  • Keep. It's not that bad. It's not great, but not that bad. If you can't take it further, a rewrite tag is its best chance, I feel. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:55, Apr 14
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. as per above. VGD >=3 01:20, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:25, Apr 17
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Huff It's not funny and I regret writing that abomination of an article. I'm not funny. I don't even have a personalized sig. --Realturka 14:26, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
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  • Please sign your vote first not hating it guy.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:25, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:27, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

VFD-padlock.png Wheeling Jesuit University/Campus/Big Wheeling Creek

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's only crime is being short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:01, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

  • Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep as per Monkey. VGD >=3 01:24, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep per what I say with all WJU articles. It's a huge series, so it is allowed to have as many short articles as it wants, as long as they are funny. This one is funny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:39, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Per Cs. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:19, Apr 17
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keepy MaBob, Funny, ish, it may not win any awards but it doesn't deserve deletion... - 10:42 18 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg It's funny...but the article is so short, I've no use of the scroll function. I must ask that thou dost improve thy 2-year-old article or thou shall regret thee in the future. --iViking MT 12:58, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg 2005 cruft --Elassint 18:56, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Cruft-Huff Short, old, 2005cruft --Kurgan 01:48, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
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Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:26, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Hasselhoff capacitor

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HowTo:Drink milk

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  • Delete - MadMax seems to want this kept, but I sure don't. WTF? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:32, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Wow, now that's... bordering on incoherent. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:40, Apr 17
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crappy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:23, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not really bad, but I can't find the funny. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:57, Apr 17
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Dr. X and his bopping X-Ray band

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  • Delete. I meant to nom this a couple of days back, but my computer was misbehaving and it never happened (although I see the VFD tag I put on is still in place, hmm). Anyway, it's a crappy little bandcruft-esque stub and as such it should go. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:41, Apr 16
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:08, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per it being a short, pants stub. MrN MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 23:17, Apr 17
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I was debating whether to vote on this one or not, knowing that it will be killed either way, bit I still voted --Kurgan 01:52, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
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Paul W. S. Anderson

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Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep Certainly not Scorpioworthy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:19, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

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VFD-padlock.png Foxophrenia

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What the hell is this? Icons-flag-us.png JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 22:11, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

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  • Comment: The nominator appears to have forgotten the {{vfd}} tag, so I hope nobody minds that I added it. For what it's worth, I recall that this page survived a QVFD previously, although it has undoubtedly changed quite a bit since then. I am neutral as to the nomination, although I agree that we should try cleanup. --Pentium5dot1 02:05, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  1. Kept -- The Zombiebaron 21:29, 18 April 2008 (UTC)


Leigh Scott

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VFD-padlock.png Ehtheists

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  • Delete. Came to my attention when an IP blanked it with the words "this is stupid, no-one is laughing at this". It has a point. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 21:08, Apr 13
  • Symbol delete vote.svg this is stupid, no-one is laughing at this --Kurgan 22:02, 13 April 2008 (EDT)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Elassint 18:57, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's very "eh". --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock.png Urumi

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Slightly Stronger Keep This is about as good an Urumi article as we can expect. Forget what I said. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:29, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. That "funniest self disembowelments" line has me leaning towards an expand tag instead. I removed the one random line, I think it deserves a chance to grow - whether it will or not is a different matter. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:11, Apr 13
  • Weak Keep I'd say delete it, but if UU's showing some interest I'd like to see what he does with it. This thing's already dodged a bullet once. It had an ICU tag, but the IP added a couple of pointless edits and then removed the tag himself. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 00:41, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Very weak keep The image helped. VGD >=3 19:03, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep per everyone above. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:11, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Kurgan-Huff Unfunny stub --Kurgan 13:02, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

*Symbol delete vote.svg weak, grudging delete Has potential, but it's short and ugly. VGD >=3 01:27, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Change vote. VGD >=3 19:03, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I added a new picture and punched it up a little. If Under User adds a paragraph or two it should be in fighting shape. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:33, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I never said I'd be the one to expand it, just that it deserves an expand tag instead of deletion! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:53, Apr 17

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Its only crime is being short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:21, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

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Usertalk of Eli Dolphin

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  • Delete. Easy one this. Back in feb someone created a user account they didn't like (Elielieli). They then moved their welcome message to this page. They have a new username, and a new talk page. So this is even more pointless. To put it another way, it's a welcome message in mainspace - get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:15, Apr 16
  • Delete. Ah, the wonders of Special:Random. The little corner that I seems to access when I'm boldening titles and the like seems to like this. A lot. It shouldn't soon though. –—Hv (talk) 16/04 21:14
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Mario's Fantastic Journey to the World of Wibbles

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Guster

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VFD-padlock.png Cactus

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  • Keep. Still those itchy trigger fingers guys - it's only a day or two old. An ICU would have been fine. As it is, the author tried to add more, including what looked like an attempt at a construction tag, so I added one properly. I think we can let it be for now. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:07, Apr 13
  • Keep --THE 20:03, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Lets give it a chance --Elassint 19:02, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Sheesh Sys, you put it on VFD the same day it was created. It looks like the IP who wrote it has made a few more edits since then. Let's get that VFD tag off before we scare him away. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 00:37, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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  • Ix-nay. Unfunny stubzor'd. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:43 Apr 12
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Kurgan-HUFF Unfunny stub --Kurgan 16:50, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
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  • weak neutral VGD >=3
  • Kept, so that it can be huffed after its WIP tag expires... -- The Zombiebaron 21:16, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Underoath

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Delete Symbol for vote.svg It's just some dude ranting angrily about a band nobody knows about for pages on end. If I wanted angry ranting, I'd go to Maddox's page and at least discover bits of meaning within the angry crazy rants. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 16:38, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Bandcruft --Kurgan 19:05, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete, as per the above. VGD >=3 21:09, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I suspect there's some vanity involved as well, but I can't be bothered to do a search for Underoath. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 00:29, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. No, they exist and stuff, but this is just yer standard bandcruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:04, Apr 16
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Atko

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dry and bland page about nothing. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:13, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Uncyclopedia is not a dictionary.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 00:14, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Elassint 01:35, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

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Atkophobia

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Elassint 01:35, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Cruft-huff as per Monkey Crisco --Kurgan 01:46, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dull stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:54, Apr 15
  • Delete - The first sentence of an article should not make your brain explode. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:41, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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Iron sheik

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  • Delete. "This may sound stupid, but the writer of this page is slowly running out of ideas." - Wait - the writer had ideas before that? Whyever didn't he use them then? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:52, Apr 14
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Did this come from some sort of Uncyclopedia Instant Bad Article Generator? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:34, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Elassint 01:50, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Um, no. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:40, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Piece of crap warning, this user aknowledges this and I dont care if I spelled that wrong --Kurgan 01:16, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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Young wizards

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  • Delete. The cracks in QVFD must be pretty large for this to slip through. Seriously, it's an incomprehensible mess. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:52, Apr 14
  • FIREFIREFIRE.gifSo bad it deserves this .gif!--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:54, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Kill kill kill --Elassint 01:51, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg KILL KILL KILL (with Fire) as per the above --Kurgan 01:59, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Burn as per Under user. VGD >=3 01:19, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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Renault Laguna

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The Cruise

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg KURGAN-HUFF!!! Unfunny Stub --Kurgan 02:33, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I'm still seeing nothing here. If it is kept again, can we at least have an expansion tag or something on this? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:38, Apr 12
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Oh please kill it --Elassint 15:03, 14 April 2008 (EDT)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Burn it. The Cars template is bigger than this article. VGD >=3 01:29, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg REGAL-MONKEY-HYPER-UPPERCUT!!! This was VFD'd a month ago and got kept so I'm going to let it pass. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:27, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
    • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. If it was kept, then wouldn't there be a Old VFD tag on the talk page? --Kurgan 11:03, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
      • Sorry, I've been meaning to expand this since it was on VFD last time. If you wanna delete it and save a copy in my user space that'd be cool. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN 16:51, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
Kurgan: not always. MrN doesn't add them as he's archiving, and Admins don't tend to add them to kept articles. I've been trying to add them for a while now, but I miss the occasional one such as this. I blame the credit crunch - everyone else is.--SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:00, Apr 14

Indiephone

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