User:Eli Dolphin

“Ich klage Sie zurück zu Hölle!”

~ Adolph Hitler on on Eli Dolphin not liking George Bush or Officer Dave... Hitler's two sons.

Eli Dolphin in General

Nothing interesting (shifty eyes).

Eli Dolphin against Officer Dave

Eli Dolphin is an advocate of the anti-Officer Dave fund (currently a little bit over 6.5 million dollars). Eli's web site: http://www.freewebs.com/antidave/ has had over ten million hits in the past year due to Officer Dave's cruelness to not just kittens, but to Oscar Wilde. Dave also has an obsession with goats, and constantly stares at them.