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Ridonkuline
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 Delete. What the hell is all this about? MrN  12:35, Mar 8- Delete. What's it about? It's about... to get huffed.--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:42, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete.' Ridikulous Optimuschris 16:22, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. I'm guessing it's one of those "0MG r1tAl1n MakeZ U crAzY pPL w1T AdHd R crzY 0MG" articles. SteveSims 21:05, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:58
- Delete. Random rubbish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:32, Mar 9
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- Delete. - Unfunny stupidity
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- Delete. - Take it to ED. MrN 12:10, Mar 8
- Delete Personally, I thought it was funny. But that's only because I have an affinity for squirrels. And LSD. Objectively, it's gotta go. Optimuschris 15:43, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Even ED wouldn't take this junk. Not meme'ed or "edgy" enough. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:46, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Crap, plain and simple. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:25, Mar 8
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- Delete. - Utter crap (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 8, 11:41
- Delete. -Many thanks Bonner. :-) MrN 12:11, Mar 8
- Delete Optimuschris 15:41, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. The umpire raises his finger o' doom, and it's back to the pavilion for this one. Why yes, I do like cricket, how can you tell? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:20, Mar 8
- He's hit it high, high in the air, the fielder's under it and he's out. –—Hv (talk) 8/03 18:23
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- Delete Maybe there is an idea behind this one, but I can't figure out what it is.MrN 22:42, Mar 7
- Delete I think it's supposed to be about the Mall of America, but it's so random and stupid I can't be sure. Optimuschris 23:45, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Oh Hell No --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:53, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. A really bad idea that turns out to be a really bad article. Who'd'a thunk it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:12, Mar 8
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 Comment. I'll save you the trouble of opening a link, it's two paragraphs long and here's an excerpt: Reading 50's science fiction whilst visiting the Mauled in America's Sears is known to produce several species of llama. Don't try it.--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:53, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Well, it's pants. Um, Sadam is now dead (or so they have you believe) and um, it's pants. MrN 22:42, Mar 7
- Delete Has anybody mentioned it's pants? Optimuschris 23:29, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Cruft-Huff Stub --Kurgan 10:54, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short, rubbish, easy call. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:09, Mar 8
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Haverhill
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- Delete Very poor town cruft. MrN 22:42, Mar 7
- Yeah, what he said. Optimuschris 22:58, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- CruftHuff Towncruft --Kurgan 10:52, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. I worked there for, ohhh, about 3 days I think. It's not a great place, but it doesn't deserve an article this crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:04, Mar 8
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Planned Parenthood
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- Delete Random, pointless and nothing to make it worth hanging onto. MrN 22:42, Mar 7
- Delete crap. Optimuschris 23:43, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- CruftHuff Unfunny random stub --Kurgan 10:50, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Weak delete A good expansion on the theme might save it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:35, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short and really poor. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:10, Mar 8
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Exodus
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- Delete Whilst reading this article I swear I actually heard Bob turn in his grave. Honest... Lets show this one the exit and hope someone else can do a better job. MrN 22:42, Mar 7
- Delete It's terrible. Optimuschris 23:16, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- "Exodus is a medical condition caused by bob marley. It is induced by listening to his albim, which contains the imortal song Hitler only had one ball" --Kurgan 10:53, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. stub --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:38, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Execrable. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:06, Mar 8
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President Evil
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- Kheep It's not spectacular, but you can tell some people put some work into it at some point in time. --Syndrome 18:32, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Keep It's an "Interview With a Vampire" right? Cool film. OK article. It's deadpan and I like a bit of that... MrN 02:02, Mar 7
- Keep, don't delete everything you don't like. SteveSims 10:47, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Keep, it's passable, though not brilliant. I agree on the w-l thing. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 19:28
- Keep. Where the fuck did my vote go? I know I cast it, Heerenveen's comment above here is agreeing with it! Anyway, it still stands... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:01, Mar 8
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HiMCM 2006
Non Persian
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- Keep It's not awesome, but not that bad. I guess the joke is that the article is not written in plain English, which I guess also allows for the poor formatting. A keeper in my eyes. MrN 01:58, Mar 7
- Keep Per ^ --Syndrome 18:37, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. Self referential and interesting idea. But I think it could still be funny and well formatted - just make the extensive vocabulary and excess verbosity a complete impediment to comprehension. Pics would be nice too. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 19:03, Mar 7
- Weak keep as self-reference/meta. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 19:26
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- Weak keep Has a marginally clever concept. I liked it. --THE 11:54, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Weak keep. Rewrite tag - the idea has potential. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:57, Mar 7
 Keep. Not terrible. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:07, 7 March 2008 (UTC)- Keep, I like the concept, though it could definitely use some improvement. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 19:29
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- Abs. Just can't decide... It's random and pants in places, but the concept is good. MrN 02:05, Mar 7
- Lept -- The Zombiebaron 22:05, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete This is one of those which is so bad, maybe it's good... You decide. MrN 00:51, Mar 7
- Delete Though it could be rewritten to be funny. Like Spider-Geek could be written to collect comics, debate about Star Wars with other geeks/nerds, and his spidersense warns him of bullies that are going to give him wedgies. But other than that, I don't really see this article as ever being funny. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:02, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. Short, unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:18, Mar 7
- Delete. Not nice. Not nice at all. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 19:31
- Delete My Spider-Sense is NOT tingling. Optimuschris 20:01, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Aside from the brilliant Mr. Potato Head reference I see little point in keeping this. /end sarcasm. MrN 00:51, Mar 7
- Delete Nothing but an unfunny conspiracy theory. They should at least try to keep the metric system down and change traffic lights to switch to red too fast or something so more people get traffic tickets. Though the Mr. Potatohead reference is funny, nothing else seems to be funny. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:05, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:00, Mar 7
- Delete I like the idea, but the execution is shit. Optimuschris 19:10, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- I get a massive sense of déjà vu reading this. Delete. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 19:32
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- Delete. I really don't get this one. It's not the worst think I have nominated for VFD, but I don't think it's worth keeping. MrN 20:21, Mar 6
- Delete I was gonna nom this the other day. I must have gotten distracted by something shiny. Optimuschris 20:45, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Absolute drivel. Or is that generous? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:30, Mar 6
- Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Yes, that's being generous UU. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 19:34
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King Friday XIII
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- Delete Now we all know (well some of us) what Cat5 is, but I sense a possible collision on the carrier of this multiple access. the term nurd can be defined as being anyone who knows what MrN is talking about... Oh, the article is pants. Obviously. MrN 20:40, Mar 5
- Delete What, no "set us up the bomb" joke? Optimuschris 21:57, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short and unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:03, Mar 6
- Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete --Nekami 16:40, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 19:37
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Sock monkeys
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- Delete At first glance this looks like a decent stub. But, um, read it. No thanks. It's related to the Sock-People article (which is passable), but I just don't really think we need this particular article on 'Sock monkeys' MrN 20:40, Mar 5
- Delete. Actually seemed pretty crap to me on first glance. A read through confirmed that's just what it is. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:53, Mar 6
- Pass Optimuschris 19:42, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:53, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- I was about to vote weak keep, then I took it for a more in-depth look, which changed my vote to delete. –—Hv (talk) 7/03 19:38
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Calisota
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- Delete. Unless I missed something very subtle, this is shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 22:23, Mar 6
- Delete. How the hell does one make the jump from "Calisota" to Disney? Optimuschris 22:45, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. /me subtly shits on the article. I have seen worse, but it can go. MrN 23:40, Mar 6
- Delete It seems to be a failed attempt at some pop-culture Disney fictional state that doesn't exist except in the "Ducktales", "Gimzoduck", and "Darkwing Duck" shows. Other than that it appears to be random and unfunny. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 01:09, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete and move to Illogicopedia
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- Keep Per Optimuschris' rewrite. Can someone with a HuffMaster call this kept please? MrN 02:04, Mar 6
- Keep. Still needs more work (a few more line breaks to stop it looking like a few blocks o' text, and some links and pics as mentioned), but it's certainly not deletable now. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:09, Mar 6
- I'm embarrassed to admit I'm not sure what you mean by line breaks. Optimuschris 16:14, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
- KEEP Needs a lick of paint. Not literally of course, that would be unworkable. It did make me smile though. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:39, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
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Delete Now I know this has got to be a great idea for an article, but a fresh start might inspire someone to actually write this, rather than just leave a list like this. MrN 20:40, Mar 5 per Optimuschris' rewrite. MrN 01:54, Mar 6Delete Doesn't live up to the promising title. Optimuschris 22:11, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Okay, I just blanked it and completely rewrote it. Still not great, but I think a lot better than what was there. I'll leave it on VFD and let you decide. If it survives, I'll linkify it a bit and add some pictures. If not, I won't take it personally. If you have any suggestions, feel free to leave them on my talk page. Oh, and obviously I'll abstain. Optimuschris 01:41, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
- Kept. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
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Pope mobile
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- Delete Something was telling me not to nom this, but no. Fairy needs washing up. It's bloody menstrual. MrN 20:40, Mar 5
- Delete Short and unfunny. Optimuschris 22:08, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short and crap to the core. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:06, Mar 6
- MY EYES!!!!!11 That. Article. Is. Pure. Crap. Spockezri
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Mesothelioma
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- Delete Maybe there is an idea to this article, but it's such a small one, and so little work has gone into this, I think we can safely loose it. MrN 20:40, Mar 5
- Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:52, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short, undeveloped, unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:50, Mar 6
- Delete A fresh start would be better. Optimuschris 19:28, 6 March 2008 (UTC)
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Sundsvall
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Coleco Adam
Philadelphia Experiment
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- Keep - It's pretty much an Uncyc institution. I would never read it or edit it, but it's the only page on Uncyc that is both legal and fun to vandalise, with the obvious exception of <insert name here>'s userpage. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:09, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Kepp. Mostly because I agree, but also because of Cs1987's use of the username template made my heart skip a beat. Well played. --DyslexicRetard 07:39, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. Worth the bother I think. MrN 10:44, Mar 5
- Duh. it's a place where anons decide to spam hentai images 50,000 times over again and write *insert reproductive organ here* a mile down the page - I think that's the point. Ironic, no? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:03, 05 Mar 2008
- Keep. Does what it says. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:38, Mar 5
- Keep. Why not. Optimuschris 18:45, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete This page is one of those things where it's good on paper, but bad in practice. Instead of a place where we create actually amusing vandalism it's a place where anons decide to spam hentai images 50,000 times over again and write *insert reproductive organ here* a mile down the page. I know it's supposedly classic, but I can't take it any more.
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- Just use the sandbox instead. -->:( 02:43, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. - As above really, it's just pointless (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 5, 07:47
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It's a keeper! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:43, Mar 5
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Alienology
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Keep. It's mediocre, needs some streamlining. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:44, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
- Keep It made me laugh. As above, could use some trimming, but not too bad overall. Optimuschris 00:08, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Keep - There's a fair bit of good stuff in there. It just needs cleaning. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:58, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Kepp - Definately worth kepping. Oh, and keeping.--DyslexicRetard 07:35, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Keep! Its not too bad, and has a chance at redeeming itself.
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- Delete. OK, true story time folks: this has had a VFD tag on it for a little while, but wasn't on the queue. It was found by an IP, who found it unfunny and added the tag. But then he didn't put it on here. Instead, I suspect he saw the review on the talk page, because he then went off and wrote an article called Laugh police about how we suck. However, he does have a point - this is random and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:47, Mar 3
- Delete. So many words and so much rubbish. I can see nothing to suggest this should be kept. Considering the tittle, I think we can much better MrN 19:41, Mar 3
- Ix-nay. Stupid, senseless, unfunny. The laugh police has spoken. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:29 Mar 5
- Delete. -->:( 02:44, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
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- This was created yesterday, hence, it's ineligible for VFD. It is, however, QVFD material. ~
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- Rolls a natural 1. Unfunny, stubby, and bound to get vandalized in wake of his recent death. --
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- Wow... you edit conflicted me while I was putting this very page on VFD... holy crap. Oh yeah, delete. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:20, Mar 4
- Delete It can go... MrN 21:28, Mar 4
- Huff Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:33, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Gary deserves a better page than this tripe. Optimuschris 00:53, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
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John Hammond
Got Milk?
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- I'm going to sit on the fence. I'm probably just in a good mood though, and might slip off later. As random stubs go, this one actually tickled me a little, but it's far from great... MrN 19:32, Mar 4
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Keep. I notice the first vote on here is actually a fan of Guybrush, as I am. There's got to be some value to an article on him. -BaronGrackle 19:16, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. I click Random page, I get this. Go figure. Poor old Guybrush deserves better than this random crap. Cue swordfighting insults from anyone who played the game. "I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!" --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:28, Mar 3
- Delete. /me cheekily towel flicks UU with a {{VFD}}. I do feel left out having never played 'Gaybrush'... Really that's a game? Or are you pulling my plonker? MrN 20:35, Mar 3
- Delete. - Bulldoze it and start over. I hope the author learned to stop picking his nose. Once it's deleted, recreate it with a redirect to Monkey Island until we have something decent. --WillMcC 20:53, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete It's boring and full of red links. Wipe it, if we need an article on this a fresh start would be better. Optimuschris 00:26, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
- Huff Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:40, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Comment. /me points MrN at this. Only one of the finest and funniest adventure games from wayyyy back when I were closer to being a nipper... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 20:38, Mar 3
- How about a rewrite of the article instead? -BaronGrackle 19:16, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
- Um, maybe... First of, you put you 'keep' vote in the wrong place. If you want this kept, please move the 'keep' to the correct place... The thing you need to think about when suggesting a 'rewrite' is that sometimes it's actually better to delete the article, and then allow someone else to come along with a fresh start... This often produces a better article than if someone tries to work with an earlier version which is particularly poor. In my view, this article is not worth saving, and would best be started again. If you disagree (which is obviously cool) just move your vote to the correct place, and it will be considered along with the others. Thanks! MrN 19:37, Mar 4
- Fair enough. I was under the impression that an article would have a harder time surviving if it had already been attempted and deleted one or several times. Since that is not the case, I shall recant. -BaronGrackle 02:28, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
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Delete. What the hell is all this about? 
Comment. I'll save you the trouble of opening a link, it's two paragraphs long and here's an excerpt: Reading 50's science fiction whilst visiting the Mauled in America's Sears is known to produce several species of llama. Don't try it.--
Interview With the Vampire
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