Uncyclopedia:VFH/I eat my own shit

Article: I eat my own shit	Score: 4 people who know why they eat their own shit
Nominated by:	MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:25, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
For: 19	Nom and for Because it's fucking delicious. And that isn't why the state took my kids away from me either. That was a completely unrelated issue. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:25, September 19, 2010 (UTC) Rofl potty humor ^{Pirate Lord}__Sonic80 (Yell • Latest literary excretion) __ 15:31, September 19, 2010 (UTC) For. 72.193.236.248 16:21, September 19, 2010 (UTC) What? But it was funny.-- (CUN) 22:13, September 19, 2010 (UTC) I eat my own shit. -- Kippy the Elf Talk Works ☃ 00:41, Sep. 20, 2010 Kidney failureUser:Mrthejazz/sig 01:38, September 20, 2010 (UTC) Hahaha, that audio was so awesome. I never knew Mr. The Jizz was black. -- charming Ape (delay) (Riot Porn) 05:59, September 20, 2010 (UTC) For I agree, I have always wanted an article on feces digestion --++ 07:21, September 20, 2010 (UTC) Oh boy. --Roman Dog Bird 16:40, September 20, 2010 (UTC) Sure, why not --EMC^[TALK]18:05 Sep 20 2010 For -- The Zombiebaron 21:30, September 20, 2010 (UTC) Finally, a narrator we can all identify with. --Black Flamingo 21:51, September 20, 2010 (UTC) For. great 173.59.123.229 20:26, September 21, 2010 (UTC) For. Epic. i love this. Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 01:35, September 22, 2010 (UTC) For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 22 September 2010 For. No poop throwing monkeys on the page?? I vote against this, and am ashamed that Uncy has sunk so low as to even consider giving space to someone who eats his own shit. Aleister 1:50 22 9 For. I didn't know it was full of anti=oxidents! Time to start a new habit! Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 01:56, September 22, 2010 (UTC) Yes you did. \|Si Plebius Dato' Joe ang Kemador CUN\|IC Kill \| 05:09, September 22, 2010 (UTC) For. greatness is great, i like it. Poiz, ABOUT ME I love uncyclopedia games. I also experiment in the sandbox. I almost never make pages, though (exept if they are my subpages). 15:56, September 22, 2010 (UTC) User voted twice. -- The Zombiebaron 01:40, September 27, 2010 (UTC) Sheeit. - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinA Y B CUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 21:27, Wednesday 22 September 2010 - Rare For Every once in a while I'll want something ridiculous featured. Wilytank 17:31, October 3, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 15	Meh. --HM (T) Naw. Because I'm that gal who votes against things like this. ~ shifty eyes (talk) (stalk) -- 20100919 - 18:50 (UTC) Against. A rare one. *Style* *Guide* 19:23, September 19, 2010 (UTC) Against. It makes me feel a bit ill. ChiefjusticeXBox 07:24, September 20, 2010 (UTC) Against. Sycamore (Talk) 21:29, September 20, 2010 (UTC) Against. I was wondering if this had a companion piece 'I drink my own piss'. I guess that will be on its way soon! *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 11:32, September 21, 2010 (UTC) No. Urophilia is gross. Probably something the Romans were into... Yep, says on Wikipedia that Romans drank their own piss to whiten their teeth. Knew it! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 11:34, September 21, 2010 (UTC) Against. BUTT POOP!!!! Mn-z 02:46, September 22, 2010 (UTC) Against. Seriously. Ew. Love, 07:13, September 22, 2010 (UTC) Against. I'm afraid I did not enjoy this article on, really, any level. pillow talk 08:16, September 22, 2010 (UTC) Will wait until the funny edition comes out. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) Poop. ~ 08:43, September 22, 2010 (UTC) Against.** I'm not sure if it was something I ate, but after reading this article, I feel nauseous. I don't think that this article helped my nausea either. Plus, do we really want (literal) shit on the Main page? Think of the children! Leutnant Herr Thatdamned followspot 19:35 Wednesday, September 22, 2010 Against. When you've eaten as much shit as I have--I'mthedaddy 23:47, September 24, 2010 (UTC).... ☃ Snowman... Ж Kalir _{nobody knows my gender} 20:11, September 25, 2010 (UTC) No. Just, no. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 20:39, October 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Hmm... Let's see if it happens in order... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:42, September 19, 2010 (UTC) C'mon guys! We featured Poop Cuisine! User:Mrthejazz/sig 11:37, September 22, 2010 (UTC) I thought anon IPs voting only count as half votes. The For total should be one less? --*RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 14:03, September 22, 2010 (UTC) Abstain.** Do I think it's funny? Yes. Do I want it to be the first thing someone sees when they visit Uncyclopedia? Probably not. If this were ED I would vote for in a second. I may change my mind later, only time will tell. --—John Lydon 14:53, September 29, 2010 (UTC)