Uncyclopedia:VFH/I drink my own cum

Article: I drink my own jizz	Score: -3.5 Drinkers of jizz
Nominated by:	199.48.147.36 05:34, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
For: 7.5	Self-nom + For I know the rules say i need a review. But please can this be an exception. In loving memory of Pete. ): --199.48.147.36 05:34, October 15, 2011 (UTC) For. The nice IP shared his cause. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 05:50 For. Work of art ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:52, October 15, 2011 (UTC) ~~#For. This topic is a big taboo in our society and I am proud to see somebody actually standing up and raising the subject. Mattsnow 05:56, October 15, 2011 (UTC)~~ Change of heart. wait, i'm not sick of this. this is hilarious and i know it, so why try to hide it? --Roman Dog Bird 06:25, October 15, 2011 (UTC) For. I did some fixing up, you know, small expansion, but I think it was good before anyway. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:30, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Yes -- TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 08:32, October 15, 2011 (UTC) My god...feature this now! --ShabiDOO 14:20, October 15, 2011 (UTC) A work of art. Best article in a long time. -- 21:17, October 15, 2011 (UTC)
Against: 11	Against. Unless there's some injoke I'm missing here. This needs at minimum a major rewrite.-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:31, October 15, 2011 (UTC) ??? I think the in-joke being referenced here is "Pedofile pete"... But only referencing an in-joke, does not another in-joke make. Un-huffed QVFD material, this is. -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg\|His shameless obsession.]] 06:39 October 15, 2011 (UTC) The joke of this article is that some idiot kept recreating the article, and he nommed it for VFH. We didn't nom it. He's currently banned now. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 15 October 2011, at 06:41 AGAINST. The newly added gif takes away from the important message. Mattsnow 08:37, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Now it's the newly taken away gif. Any better? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:39, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Party pooping no I understand and I wish to continue. . 10:45, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Against. Go ahead but it's not remotely a feature. *RomArtusImperator ® (Orate) 11:26, October 15, 2011 (UTC) AGAINST. Erm I would rather nom this for VFD instead... Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 11:53, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Against. Needs a jizz review Funny bony 12:07, Oct 15 12:07, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Delete. This belongs on Qvfd -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:37, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Against. This is just sick. - TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:37, October 16, 2011 (UTC) For the love of that is Uncyclopediatic, Against and Delete.. Besides. Splaka tried something like this years ago. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:20, October 16, 2011 (UTC) Against**. So I decided to vote against too. So there! TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 07:22, October 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments	Conditional For: right now the template is fucked up so that it covers part of the picture caption. Rectify. TKFU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U UU U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U CK 07:52, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Done. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:30, October 15, 2011 (UTC) Abstain. Eh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:07, 15 October 2011 Since when did uncyclopedia become so puritanical? It not being featured is one thing, but deleting it because it's gross? I'm confused...I think the lobsters in my brain are mating again. --ShabiDOO 06:30, October 16, 2011 (UTC) If this was ever featured, people would be killing themselves. End of story.--- TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 06:46, October 16, 2011 (UTC)