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Article: HowTo:Write Good	Score: 16 people who vote good
Nominated by:	TPLN 17:43, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
For: 19	Nom & For Let's see how this VFH thing goes. Self-nomination feels so icky. How to pee good here and here --TPLN 17:47, 26 February 2009 (UTC) I like it, though you probably knew that already. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:46, 26 February 2009 (UTC) For. Yeah, I love this if you don't already know. --Guildensternenstein 23:45, 26 February 2009 (UTC) For. this helped me with my essays Rawrimabear 05:24, 27 February 2009 (UTC) For. If I ever find a book starting with "The cow's vagina did not look like I expected it would" I will obsessively read it from cover to cover. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:33, 27 February 2009 (UTC) Good enough for me. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:06, Feb 27 For Brilliant! Sradec 12:22, 1 March 2009 (UTC) For Really Awesome!--User:Iwillkillyou333 W♥v. Good opening line. —Sir SysRq (talk) 23:42, 2 March 2009 (UTC) For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:07, 08 Mar 2009 For 81.165.231.26 20:48, 10 March 2009 (UTC) For. Took me a while to think about. Would still be nice if you indeed added a few more pictures though =) --Kit talk 11:55 14 March For. This is good. Fresh meat 09:43, 15 March 2009 (UTC)  For. Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 03:58, Mar. 17, 2009  For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 12:35, 19 March 2009 (UTC)  For. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 03:09, 20 March 2009 (UTC) For --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:56, 21 March 2009 (UTC)  For. Very funny. Unusually for me, I never once got bored and looked at the position of the scroll bar.--Blaaargh Blaaaargh 18:45, 23 March 2009 (UTC) For. 74.92.61.49 18:10, March 24, 2010 (UTC) For. 117.195.226.169 08:17, March 25, 2010 (UTC) For. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:43, March 26, 2010 (UTC) For. 71.191.4.243 23:55, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Against: 3	Against. It starts off pretty good, but it goes downhill quickly after "It was a dark and stormy night." T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 04:13, 27 February 2009 (UTC) Against. Apologies. I love the English language and the various ways the wordy mistress can be exploited, but this article is hard to pay attention to. I clearly understand it's intentional, but the child-like state of writing just kills off my interest almost immediately. --Nachlader-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 14:31, 27 February 2009 (UTC) Against Mine is way better. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 12:58, 13 March 2009 (UTC) That's like saying oranges are way better than apples. I mean, they are, but I'm just saying, it's like saying they are. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 18:13, 13 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. Um. Feels unfinished, to me. A large section with no pictures, for one (if I, with my abnormal screen resolution, can fit a section on my screen with no pics, it probably needs more pics). Plus there were bits that worked better than others. And the prose felt kind of inconsistent, but not always in the intentionally inconsistent way - it started off missing commas where commas were clearly required, and I thought that was gonna be part of the joke. Then a comma or two cropped up properly used and I got confused. I really like the idea, and I'm close to a for vote, but I can't cast it yet. --UU - natter 12:57, Feb 27 abstain per a lot of what UU said. also, sometimes i just got smacked in the face by something gross like the similes. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:15, 2 March 2009 (UTC) Abstain.. It is a purgatorial tutorial .Absinthe on this one. --Romartus 23:37, 21 March 2009 (UTC)

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