Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner

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(Or: Audio Request)

Enhance your article and bring it to life adding sound to it! Never before, have your silly words, maniacal ranting, sick imagination, sounded so good using someone else's voice. Why not ask for someone talented to do so?

So many options, and so little time: You can have it in an eloquent English accent, have some sophisticated sound effects, have it Americanized, make it sound like your Jewish mother is reading it out loud have some zealot Christians chant it out loud, break your teeth with an Australian accent...you can have it all!

The idea of this page is that it is for original recordings made for specific articles. Post your request here or you can try and get some ideas here. Wishing to prepare one yourself? That's easy! Read all about it here.

Looking for someone to sing it for you? Then you better check this one. You can also enhance your article with pictures here.

Good luck!

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Uncyclopedia:Let's talk about something important[edit]

I don't suppose anyone here knows someone who can do a good Alec Baldwin impression? MadMax 03:14, April 25, 2011 (UTC)




All this time here and I never knew this place existed.

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Rage against the Machine style, it repeats over and over like the ad. --Yourfoodiscoldsoeatit

UnTunes:A song by a n00b[edit]

Can somebody record this song in a country-rock style? Special request, make it as noobish as possible please. Thanks! --The Improver talkcontribs00:59, Apr 16 2008 (UTC)

UnScripts:The Trial of Mr. Winkler[edit]

The true humor in this article lies in the soon-to-be-created audio. Have fun with it. --NXWave 19:13, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

I'm going to give this a shot. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) 23:52, 1 January 2008 (UTC)
Done. See article for audio. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) 01:05, 2 January 2008 (UTC)

UnScripts:Employee Training Video[edit]

Well, it might be fun for you. ~ Tophatsig.png 28/08/2007 @ 02:37
I'll need links to PSA music from the 50's and some sound effects. (no seriously) --NXWave 22:12, 27 December 2007 (UTC)
Wow. Someone actually responded. I'll try find some music that fits. I don't know if I can find any effects, but I'll give it a shot. ~ Tophatsig.png 11/01/2008 @ 05:01
I guess since you're banned it doesn't matter anymore. Any more takers? ~ Tophatsig.png 13/01/2008 @ 21:56

UnNews:Israeli president accused of rape, opens fire during a press conference[edit]

I'm proud to officialy open this corner with the above request. Make sure he sounds like a sex maniac :) Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 17:05, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll try this one later. For now I need something to eat. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 17:50, 29 January 2007 (UTC) (PS: I want to use the British jingle even though I'm in Canada, simply because it sounds cooler.)
File:Israeli president accused of rape unnews.mp3 - it's now on the page. Hope you like it. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 19:54, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
HELP! I Can't stop laughing! That minigun affect in the end was bloody brilliant! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:45, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Hooray for ripped off sound effects from Unreal. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 23:37, 29 January 2007 (UTC)


I challenge someone to read Woodchuck, and especially the last three sections, as fast as is humanly possible, while of course still remaining perfectly clear at all times. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:31, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

How's File:Woodchuck.mp3 for ya? --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 16:47, 29 January 2007 (UTC), edited 17:15, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Let's put it at the proper template:

btw, unknown, you're certifiable...:) ~Jewriken.GIF 17:24, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

I clearly asked for it to be spoken clearl...hahaheeeheee! No, it's no good, I'm laughing too much to keep that up! Such an excellent job, it has way more than doubled the value of the article - I was quite tempted to put it out of the way at the bottom, so in awe was I of its brilliance! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:49, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Decapitation Disease[edit]

I would love for it to sound like an egghead reading an issue of science monthly. --Emmzee 03:28, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Meta-request: particular styles of reader?[edit]

I need to do more audios myself (the GF has a nice SM-58 now ;-). But sometimes you write something and know a particular style would suit it. And some of our readers are good at particular things. e.g. Zim for the laconic American near-monotone, Flyingfeline for the posh English female newsreader, NeoZidane for the cheese-eating French accent. Anyone else not coming to my mind? - David Gerard 11:26, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

I can help you with Israeli, Jewish, French, German, Russian, English, South US...:) : Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:42, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
If you need a New Zealand or Australian accent, or someone who sounds really enthusiastic/fast, I'm your gay I meant guy. --++++++++[>+++++++++++>+++++++++++++>++++++++++++<<<-]>----.>.---.++++++++.>+.<+++++++.--.>++++++++.<++++++.>----.----.<----.-.++++++.----------.++++++. 20:53, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh, and I can also pull off a scottish accent :D --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) 00:44, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Considering I have made many audio recordings, I can help in general. --General Insineratehymn 02:05, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Fish in a bucket[edit]

Done, izzat cool? Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk

Could be brilliant - similar style to UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat), but spoken rather than sung, obviously. I'd do it, but I can't get the accent. :) -- Paw print.jpg 15:25, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

What kinda accent? --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 17:59, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, the article's written in the same kind of accent that Todd did for I Like Cats, so I was thinking similar to that. -- Paw print.jpg 22:29, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh my god, that was really good! I didn't even know somebody made audio for this until I checked the "what links here" page for the hell of it. I'm gonna put it right on the article page. (I was gonna add more to it based on pee review comments, but since there's audio now I'll probably just leave it as is.) --So So 14:36, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh, and while I'm here, if someone thinks it would be fun, how about taking a crack at my ethnocentrism article. It could turn out good. ..No, that's not an official request, though. --So So 14:56, 8 February 2007 (UTC)


Can someone make a very dramatic version of this one? Along with dramatic music, sound effects etc? ~Jewriken.GIF 17:08, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Future ☭f tomorrow, today![edit]

Comrades! This member of October Revolution is to ask for sound of Soviet Russian narrating on page. Link is list above to page for reading. Accent of speaking must be great like Russian bear, but is friendly too like Russian bear! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:54, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Comrades, be holding off for bit. This worker is to giving it a try. I be check in if not able to be completing assignment for great nation of Soviet Russia.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:03, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
/me looks at clock. Wow, two hours to record nine minutes of audio... Is there a secret to uploaded files of enormous size? 9 minutes of mp3 works out to 8.5Mb and the "upload file" just ponders for a while, then goes back to the initial screen with nothing filled in. I broke it into two files and it uploaded fine...I hope that's okay. Also, I'm speaking normally again. Hurrah! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:32, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
I encode my MP3's in 64 kbps, so you should too. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:07, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
I figured I'd mess up somewhere. Twas late last night when the sounds of audio were finished. I fixed.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:13, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism[edit]

The challenge is launched. If hope to hear your chipmunk children voices... :D -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:18, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm on it --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 04:12, 3 March 2007 (UTC) On second thought, I can't do this, it's too hard to do too many roles at the same time. I may try again later, but I don't have any promises...
The way I see it, <takes of glasses, stares intently into camera> unless someone can do a bunch of voices, we need more than one person to record the audio;
  • Teacher
  • Shandy
  • Dexter
  • Ann
  • Albert
  • Brandon S. Sinclair
  • Carolyn Robertson
  • Irwin Cohen
  • Kelly Douglas
  • Linda Smith
  • Patrick Forsyth
  • Text
*Note that several characters only have a small number of lines.*
If we can get volunteers for each (pick more than one if you can do more than one voice) and I'll try to mix them together (or I'll half-ass the job before giving up and pushing it on Mordillo). Sound like a plan? I'd plan more in detail (formats, uniforms, state holidays, pogroms and whatnot), but I'd like to wait and see what the, ahem, collective thinks before I dig in.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:55, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I volunteer for the job. As Im a girl, I can easily make myself sound like a child. I don't mind making more than one voice either, I think I'm able to change my tone just for it.--DAME :: FoxyBabe :: TALK 14:53, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
For the ones who paid attention to the little comic blink up here, there were no sex-change operations involved. It was Foxy, my girlfriend, typing with my account logged in. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 14:55, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I change the sig to hers. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 14:58, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Did this die on the vine? Or have I just not been paying attention? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:48, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
I almost done it myself, with my weird accent. But then I discovered my soundcard's mic plug just doesn't work. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 00:52, 27 March 2007 (UTC)
Yup, that'll do it. I can do audio only because I got the version of UT that came with a headset. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:57, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:DEAR LEADER is great[edit]

Can anyone do a Korean accent? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:48, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Never mind. I'm going a different way.Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:58, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Good Burger[edit]

I am thinking it should be performed in the style of a film historian, like Robert Osborn from Turner Classic Movies (see [1]) and play it deadpan, even on the funny parts. The background music should be something sophisticated like Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" (see [2]). The accent should be American, and should be spoken clearly. I want Good Burger to sound like the Greatest Movie Ever Made. Thanks in advance. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 00:11, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I forgot. The quotes should be performed in character, so you'll need to do some dead-on impressions: Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson (see [3] and also [4] has a lot of Charles Bronson spoofs you could study), Donald Pleasence (Study up with [5]), Charles Cyphers ([6]), and John Wayne ([7], Yogi Bear - [8]). The Kenan and Kel impressions aren't required or anything. I will be revising the article, so don't start recording until I say it's okay. Thanks! Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:34, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Special Notice[edit]

I'm afraid that I will not be able to record audio segments for articles for an indeterminable amount of time. My computer crapped out on me, and I am reduced to using my mother's computer. My mother will likely become agitated if I record articles in her presence, so it is unfortunate to report that I will be unable to record audio segments at the moment. If you want an article recorded, please contact one of my associates, whether it be UNKNOWNFILE, Mordillo, or Modusoperandi. Thank you for your time. --General Insineratehymn 01:52, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Prevent your car radio from being stolen[edit]

If anyone can be bothered with this, I'll be all teary and stuff....~Jewriken.GIF 20:48, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Better late than never - File:HowTo--Prevent your car radio from being stolen.mp3 - NickLucas

UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED[edit]

Audio for this would be greatly appreciated, as I have neither the skill nor resources to do so myself. Basically, just sound very grave and appalled, as if something actually happened. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 02:35, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Edit War Causes Massacre[edit]

Again, I could really use some audio help on this one. Not as unnecessarily grave as above, but will require a fake irish accent. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 17:45, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies[edit]

I think this works fine with a narration and some ambient "bar" music. -- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket.gif [scream!] 18:10, 5 May 2007 (UTC)


Yarr. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN


Given how many people visit this page, and my horrific ability to sing, I thought I'd put this out there again. Somebody please re-record this song. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 04:24, Aug 21 2010 UTC