Paul Joseph Watson
Paul Joseph Watson is a British comedian/conspiracy theorist. He is best known as the co-creator of the virtual band International Conspiracy alongside renowned radio host / porn star Alex Jones.
Early Years[edit | edit source]
Paul Joseph Watson was created in 1969 as a clone of Paul McCartney created by an overzealous Paul is dead believer working inside the British intelligence service.
The agent behind this was eventually sacked, and the clone was ordered to be terminated. Watson's adoptive parents, The Campbells however, launched a ten-year legal battle to save their son, and the government was eventually forced to drop it's case. This experience left young Watson permanently distrusting of governments, as well as leaving him with a burning hatred of tacky drama.
Watson would graduate from Cambridge University in 1981 with a doctorate in Conspiracy Philosophy. Due to a bizarre loophole in the 'top-up fees' laws passed by Tony Blair's Labour government in 2003, Watson was forced to raise money for his tuition through stand-up comedy. When he finally got his degree, he had already been established as one of the greatest names in political comedy in Britain.
Work with Alex Jones[edit | edit source]
In 1987, Watson was invited as a guest star on the radio show of the American conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. It was such a success that Watson eventually was given a permanent spot on the show writing material for Jones to take the credit for. Mostly stuff about how 7/7 was as much of a fuck up as 911. Their time together would be the start of a series of collaborations. Watson would help Jones with the writing of his albums "The Thought Police Are Coming To Take Me Away" and "Airstrip One, 1984". Then, in 1990, the two would host a series of TV Game Shows. The first of these. Prison Planet, featured contestants trying to escape from a specially designed Orwellian prison to win a $245 million prize. While only two of the eight contestants are believed to have survived, the show was so popular that Watson and Jones would go on to host the highly successful quiz shows Infowars, Propaganda Matrix, Who Wants to Win a Water-filter, Take my Mexican and Lynching For Dollars. Watson currently holds the world record for the most prolific use of the phrase 'wake up' in any single sentence (412 repetitions) beating the previous record holder Lord Alex's paltry 61.
International Conspiracy[edit | edit source]
In 2001, Watson and Jones launched their newest project, the International Conspiracy, a virtual band meant to rival the highly popular Gorillaz. Their debut album, "International Conspiracy (album)|International Conspiracy" failed to rival the Gorillaz own self-titled debut album, however. In light of this, Watson began work on a film to promote the band, entitled the Global Conspiracy Tour, starring himself and Alex Jones going on a road trip with David Icke, to see the International Conspiracy on tour.
See also[edit | edit source]
- Admins
- Ancient Aliens
- Anunnaki
- B4
- Big Brother
- Big Tobacco
- Bilderberg Group
- Bluestocking
- Bohemian Grove
- Cabal
- Capital One
- CIA
- CIA2
- CSA
- COM
- COTS
- CNN
- C-SPAN
- DMC
- ECHELON
- EMACS
- Eunuchs
- EU
- EIAHCS
- FBI
- FCC
- Government
- Grand Conspiracy
- Hanso Foundation
- Illuminati
- IHOP
- IMSC
- IMF
- Jews
- KKK
- Kittens
- LLS
- MHC
- MIB
- Monkey Illuminati
- MTV
- MSNBC
- SIRS
- NATO
- New Age
- NGS
- NSA
- Quakers
- Reptilians
- RGS
- SWG
- SETI
- Skull and Bones
- State
- Them
- TC
- UN
- USA
- USE
- WHO
- Who
- WTO
- WAAEJ
- Xenu
- You
- Zionists Anonymous
