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Welcome to Beautifulopedia,
the content-free ripoff of Opossumopedia.
54 active tung tung tung sahurs • 40,271 articles in English

From today's featured bees 

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It may come as a surprise to many people that the cult of the celebrity, seemingly a modern phenomenon, has in fact been around since the earliest days of history. Indeed, BIBLE!, a weekly magazine specialising in celebrity news and human-interest stories, was first published in what is now the Middle East on October 22nd, 4004 BCE and enjoyed several thousand years as a best-selling title until its eventual closure in the middle of the 2nd Century CE. Despite this, demand for the magazine remained high and as a result the entire print run was collated into a compendium issue which remains in print and sells many millions of copies each year. (Full article...)

I know you don't know... 

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  • ...that your fly is unzipped?
  • ...the IRS is asking what's love got to do with your taxes?
  • ...that virgins are actually alien beings with zero sex organs, and reproduce via telekinesis?
  • ... that I just had sex, and hey do you got any napkins?
  • ... that the average human male between the ages of 18 and 42 has thought about sex with Brad Pitt at least once?
  • ...that Ram Ranch really rocks?
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! 

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Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Silksong, TAWOG, Stranger Things 5, and Spaceballs 2 • Russian InvasionGaza WarTrump and Elon's feud.. make up.. no one knows anymore • Animal-related live-action remakes kicking Snow White's ass • Jaws 50th anniversary • Colorado Rockies game replacing Jaws airing • Israel/Iran "peace talks" • Pittsburgh Steelers adding old players way past their prime • Rock drummer exodus (not to be confused with Tom Hunting or Zbigniew Fyk)

Recent deaths: Ariana Grande's NonnaCanadian team's bid to win the Stanley Cup, again • PF4Eva's headphone cable • Jimmy SwaggartDiddy's freedom for only 20 years • Michael MadsenDiogo Jota

Upcoming deaths: DEITom Cruise's career of sprinting on-screenPittsburgh Steelers' locker room • Greta Thunberg? • R. Kelly • Iran's nuclear program • Oil prices • Dumbasses with fireworks in their backyards • Diddy's bank account after incoming lawsuits • The asshats who spoiled Squid Game

*sigh* what's happening now? 

Nothing is sexier than pregnancy.

July 8: Pregnancy Appreciation Day

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This Uncyclopedia is written in English, supposedly. Started in 2005, it currently contains 40,271 articles. Many other parody wikis are available; some of the lamest are listed below.