User:My Face Is Beautiful/Beautifulopedia

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Welcome to Beautifulopedia,
the content-free ripoff of Opossumopedia.
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Biffy Clyro is a Scottish rock band from Scotland. As well as being Scottish, nobody outside of the rainy isles has heard of them. The band is composed of one Scottish guy, and two other Scottish guys who are for some reason twins, even though they look nothing alike. During concerts, the trio are joined by musicians Mike Vennart and Dick "99% of Gamblers Quit Before They Win it Big" Ingram. Currently signed to 14th Floor Records, they have released at least six albums. Following the first three, their maybe-existent fan base grew to slightly larger numbers. As for who they actually are, I'm still not sure. I'm pretty sure they're a band, however. As well as being from Scotland, they are apparently very popular in the UK, which is not a place I've visited. As for their music... I'm not sure that exists either. (Full article...)

I know you don't know... 

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  • ... that apparently, this Charles Norris fellow is quite the ruffian?
  • ... that my mom's name is also Martha?
  • ... no, you didn't! Stop lying!
  • ... that 5/3 people cannot do fractions?
  • ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands?
  • ... that women are more likely to have a vagina than men?
  • ... that the admins will never approve your DYK submission nor will they read these suggestions?

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This Uncyclopedia is written in English, supposedly. Started in 2005, it currently contains 40,983 articles. Many other parody wikis are available; some of the lamest are listed below.

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