User talk:SirIsaac

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Heh

I thought I recognized the name :P Enjoy your stay, however long or short it may be -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:05, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to UnNews

Next time, please use the ICU template to tag shit articles. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:40, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, SirIsaac, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

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What happened to my article?

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If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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UnNews UnFunnies

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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 00:40, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

You need help being funny yet you can review articles and give them 1 for humour. nice. whether the article is relevant or not seems to be the only thng that counts, that was a rough draft, very rough, of my essay for the national finals and now my dreams are in tatters. i thought it was funny. i think i'll stick to prose from now on.

Welcome to Thinkerdome, Maggot

Alright kid, you are now officially under my conditional protection and guidance. The rules:

1. Be Funny - This is the most important rule of them all. Should you break all other rules, at least be funny.
2. Ask for Help - If you're unsure about anything, just ask. No question will go unanswered, unless we're discussing my military records.
3. Edit - I do not harbor ghost writers. Get out there, edit some articles! Show the world your good stuff! No, not that good stuff.. showing that will get you 5 to 15..

That said, enjoy yourself! Oh, and vote for my articles on VFH (currently: none). Doing so will solidify your place in the Army of THINK! ;) --THINKER 03:17, 10 June 2007 (UTC) Awesome. I'm ready to get out there!--SirIsaac 15:10, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

Whoops.. first executive order: vote on (now current) article:VFH#Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?. Click the link, let me know if you have any trouble with the system. Oh, and perhaps even read the article, that'd be cool too.. :-D --THINKER 22:45, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

Oooo, you're doing good so far, my young padawan. :) --THINKER 07:00, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Moved

I've moved User:SirIsaac/New action movie to feature lots of explosions to your user space in the event you'd like to fixe it up. Sorry, but it is quite dreadful, as is. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:37, 26 June 2007 (UTC) KInda sucks. As is, I'm gonna let it die. Slowly. --SirIsaac 18:46, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

The International Stackers Association of America thanks you for your continued support of CUP STACKING! Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks for the vote my n00b. I wish you'd put the work in on some of your stuff to get it VFH level; you've got some great stuff just waiting to be refined and featured. --THINKER 00:09, 16 July 2007 (UTC) Working on an UnNews article- I may have a HowTo in the future. --71.191.42.166 02:08, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

Approved

	THINKER'D
	Your work was SirIsaac good. Now its THINKER good.
	APPROVED You're welcome.

100% feature-worthy. I think I did a pretty good job of balancing the new content with your original text. Edit accordingly, but as is now, I think this article could be an instant classic. --THINKER 03:02, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Sweet! You think it's ready for primetime? I could nom it, but I'd feel a little silly. --SirIsaac 16:05, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, don't feel too silly to vote for it ;) Uncyclopedia:VFH/UnBooks:Employee Manual --THINKER 01:36, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

The Pride of the Great Think Army

Looks like someone aint so much of a n00b any more. ;)

I'm very proud to have you under my wing. You've proven yourself a valuable asset, not only to the Army of Think!, but to Uncyclopedia as a whole. Congratulations Isaac. Enjoy one of these coveted boxes containing Mr. Potatohead:

Featured Article: UnBooks:Employee Manual

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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(with The Thinker)

--THINKER 01:26, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Spank you!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...

Pee Review...

Could you give any specific ackward sentences and problems for my article? It's a bit harder for me, as the author, to see them... I appreciate the review, by the way.

--Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 00:55, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Alright, I'll fix it up this weekend. I'm not sure what I should replace the fat kid with, though... Maybe just some wierd 8 year old crying.

--Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 23:00, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

Had some spare time, so just did the corrections. I found some picture of some little girl with a truly scary crying face to replace the fat kid. I also fixed some of the worse grammer mistakes, but kept the longer, winding sentences, because I think they fit in with my style and the style of the article... --Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 00:28, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I think it's ready. Thanks, by the way. Somehow, pages that don't get self-nommed seem to get more positive votes.... --Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 21:01, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

I stand corrected. Didn't even see the vote-for page until after it got own'd. Ahh well, my next article, on The Jetsons, might stand a chance.... If only I can find time to write it. --Señor Flipwits >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 21:59, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Re: Your pet ferret

Yeah, I thought of that when I was writing it. Feel free to record it if you like. I think it would turn out nice. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 18:10, 17 February 2008 (UTC)

Christopher Meloni thanks you

Chris doesn't have a fancy graphic for you, but we hope you still a ceept this as thanks for making his dream come true! Thank you again for helping get Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? featured!--Dr. Fenwick 18:28, 20 February 2008 (UTC)

Many thanks

UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts, available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably. Thankies!

Much obliged! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:59, Apr 7

re:

Well, certainly no offense was intended. I just felt that since all the previous featured news articles were from July 4th or earlier, it was in need of new content. Similarly with the "in the news" section, the articles that were bumped off the page were from June. People can definitely put up new content over mine if they choose. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:03, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

That's fine, I can definitely understand the concern. And thank you for the compliment. :) ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:16, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Thanks and all!

Yeh...hi SirIsaac. Sorry, I've been really lazy and can't be bothered with the whole template thing. Well actually, this is a template...I'm just substing it in. It's just as generic and unpersonalised as a template, so don't worry about that! Anyway thanks and all for voting for this. Erm, yeh...it's on the frontpage! Woo! Also I created a tribute to it, after some talks with Hypeybole. Anyway, thanks again, SirIsaac! - [08:52 10 July] Sir FSt Don Yettie

Award

This user created Winfield Scott, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

Congratulations. :) MadMax 16:25, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Nommity Nom Nom

Finished the Pee Review on your George McLellan article. It was hilarious which forced me to nominate it for VFH. --—John Lydon 22:12, June 2, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for the voteage!

THANK YOU for voting on Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day! You are the BEST! I will kill you. What? I didn't say anything.User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:22, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

This

John Lydon has been watching you and noticed you voted for Stalker to be Featured. Now he doesn't have to kill you.

--—John Lydon 12:21, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Bring me Chekhov's gun! No, not Pavel Chekov's phaser, you imbecile!

Thanks for voting for Chekhov's gun! Sir MacMania GUN—[17:14 16 Aug 2010]

UnNews:Printer software perform not operation possible

Good job! Please use move to change the headline to eliminate the capital letters after "Printer"--and adjust {{Lead article 4}}--unless this is somehow a key part of the joke. Spıke ¬ 21:13 14-Jan-11

I fixed the link above and listed the original title (now a redirect) at UN:QVFD; when it was granted, that form of the headline won't retrieve the story.

I was startled to see that you updated the Front Page. I've been doing that for four months. Now, I think I would have done it exactly as you did it, as the article in the 1-Spot was only hours old. Or, I might have put you in the 1-Spot and moved the 1-Spot to the 4-Spot you took--as I've told Romartus, his Sarah Palin article passes for humor on his side of the Atlantic, but on this side it's much like another day of ridicule on the New York Times editorial page. On the other hand, yesterday was a day of first-person articles and other crap on UnNews, and it's possible I might not have understood your offbeat article at all.

The risk to you is that, after four months trying to fill Zim's shoes on the Front Page, you have revealed yourself as a lap into which this task might be dropped!

Do you think that last paragraph gilds the lily? The last time I read it, it seemed okay, but it once struck me that you were explaining the joke, as though this were Japan. Spıke ¬ 02:19 15-Jan-11

Thanks for your kind words. I'm a very occasional contributor to Uncyc these days, so when I wrote an article I had to give myself a quick refresher course in what I was supposed to do afterwards. It didn't show up in the "Recent News" sidebar, so I thought maybe changing the frontpage was what I was supposed to do; I apologize completely if I overstepped my bounds. I put my article in the 4 slot because I didn't want to appear a glory-hog or push that new article out of the front slot. If you mean to say you'd want me to take over the duty of updating the front page, I guess I could, but I'd have to ease myself back into Uncyclopedia, which appears to be a bit of a different place than I remember it. I do love satirical news articles, though, so I might stick around.

As to the last paragraph, I think it is supposed to be a little rimshot at the end of the article. It's not meant to explain much. --SirIsaac 03:41, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

All right then. Regarding formatting the Front Page, I'm joking as I'm not really that sick of it. But do keep filing UnNewses as your funnybone dictates. Recent news and the new list-generation system is balky, but separate to the layout of the Front Page. I suppose you did overstep the bounds but I hope I explained there was no harm done. The world changed last September; there was "dickery," I was banned for 1 day for name-calling and Zim quit and is now on Illogicopedia. Hope to read more of you! Spıke ¬ 03:47 15-Jan-11