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Month Two begins
Since Maniac mcpee became Lollipop, it has already been a month. I will celebrate by participating in the Dr. Skullthumper writing contest. I like Skully. He's a good admin. Him and Leddy should both get awards for quietest admins. -- Lollipop 14:29, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
I peed
Hey Lollipop. I wrote the review for you. Before you start throwing rotten lollipops at me, make sure you understand everything I've said. Thanks! ---I have a talking zombie 15:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks. It's more of just a bonus feature to On the Run, and I will try to do what you suggested. -- Lollipop 15:23, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
- ↑ Not always.
That's...nice. Also, thanks Spike! You'd make a great admin. -- Lollipop 15:51, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Hey Could I
Have a Strawberry flavoured Lollipop? Please? - LOL vandalz 19:34, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
- Done. -- Lollipop 22:34, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you! - LOL vandalz 16:06, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Hey! I have an idea!!
Are you annoyed at all of the tedious requests for Lollipops by the Users of Uncyclopedia? Why not get a Bot? It could give randomly selected people a Lollipop once every couple of days. Call it something Jazzy, such as " The Lollipop Bot™ ". It could also perform tedious manual tasks other than delivering Lollipops, not dissimilar to that of Bot of an unregistered user. What do you think? - LOL vandalz 19:51, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
- That would be a good idea, but it couldn't be randomly selected users. Dancing dude was once banned for giving his dances to random users. Now they have to sign up for it so he won't get banned anymore. Just saying. -- 21:25, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
Ok, fair enough. Have it your Way. - LOL vandalz 21:48, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
- What I don is ask them if they'd like one. But I have something called the Lollipop Shop where you can sign up. A link is on my userpage. Sign up and order. -- Lollipop 21:57, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
I don't wan't to sound like an advertiser, but could you please quickly read this? Is it ICU worthy? - LOL vandalz 22:04, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
- ICU. (I see you). -- Lollipop 22:05, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
* sigh * . Could you help me? Please? - LOL vandalz 22:08, March 21, 2011 (UTC)
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March 24th, 2011 • Issue 113 • 83.54% more reliable than The Daily Mail
The Apocalypse will be televised
Hello folks, I don't usually write this, but at the time of writing, there's only 3 days left till this It certainly has been an interesting week; for starters, the April Fool's ideas have been coming in thick and fast - so far, people seem very vocal about switching the site's skin to the Wikia one, which people are naturally rather divided about in equal measure - your dear Editor personally thinks that showing people what the world would be like if Hitler won the war is obviously a winner; all hail the Wikia skin. Meanwhile, our The Hourly writing contest came and went; amazingly, 5 out of 7 articles made the cut, thanks in no part to cronyism or vote-rigging, let me assure you. Indeed, the result was so encouraging that another one is planned for the near future, so if you have the time and inclination to wake yourself up at 4am to ultimately have the fruits of your labour ruthlessly shot down in flames and extricated from the site, please do so. Finally, Armageddon was narrowly avoided this week after Lyrithya decided the best use of her temporary adminship would be to nuke VFD - resulting in the already teetering Wikia servers completely shitting themselves due to the article having OVER NIIINE THOUSAND edits (actually, over 96,000), and thus making the article restoration page fail to load. Hence, a wave of panic ensued both on the Village Dump and the evil perpetrator's talk page until Olipro managed to trick MediaWiki into restoring it through a spot of form element manipulation. Everyone has AIDS: A Zombiebaron Editorial
The red and the green clouds moved swiftly over the statue of King Fooodup, dissolving all of the bronze, and as the bronze dissolved, the clouds grew bigger. Slowly, Captain Thunder inhaled his Pethefon62 capsule, careful to remain hidden and quiet. Closing his eyes, the captain began the familiar countdown from 62 while mentally mapping out his next moves. This was the moment that Yonderfluff had been waiting for, and now he did not hesitate to unsheathe his ceremonial vorpal flaming dagger +5 and plunge it deep into the unsuspecting captain's evil heart, while screaming, "EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!!" Finally Yonderfluff had killed the man who had killed him in an alternate universe twelve million years earlier. The harvest on Mars that year was mighty, and Earth's moon exploded. Hey guys! Thanks for reading this except from a new trilogy of non-fiction books that I am currently writing as part of my job. The books are based on the events of World War I. This is an excerpt from last page of the last book. Please let me know what you think of it on my talkpage! At the Village Stocks Over at Wikipedia they have their very own page to tribute the idiocy of their administrators. It even has a cute template to declare that they are trying to be amusing. We need no cute template and we need no stocks, either, since saying our administrators are foolish would be cause for immediate execution under the 'hedonistic-fascist-aristocratic-regime-that-refuses-to-recognise-my-brilliance' act of 2011. However for this week, we have made a special exception and Lyrithya is going to be the lucky administrator to be on the receiving end, having done something so monumentally stupid that it appears in two UnSignpost stories and takes up the entire "From our logs" section for this week. Normal people, when hearing someone in the pub say, "Wouldn't it be funny if we went to Canada and pretended to be bears for 2 years?" would laugh and imagine how stupid actually doing that would be. Lyrithya is not such a person, and would already have bought a bear costume and be paddling about in Canadian rivers catching Salmon before you could say 'nitwit'. The metaphorical bear costume and river in Canada for this week is VFD, and the hilarious suggestion the deleting of the same. Lyrithya did it, couldn't fix it because of the massive edit history, and would probably still be trying to fix it had Olipro not stepped in and saved the day. What a clot. As a brief footnote, thanks to everyone who took part in the hourly writing competition. The European one has now hit the village dump, so if you weren't able to take part last time, you now have no excuse. |
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~ 10:12, 24 March 2011
I Vandalise your Wiki
New!! --> Crapedia In a new and better look! - LOL vandalz 21:21, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- That ain't my wiki no more. It's yours now. Enjoy. I'll make you an admin there. -- Lollipop 22:48, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- I went to that page and a virus started down loading on my computer. I closed the window before it was done; but you guys should be careful. -- 23:36, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- I didn't do it, iot was Another n00b. Luckily I didn't click the page. -- Lollipop 23:37, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- Fuck Another n00b. -- 23:39, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- Fuck me. -- Lollipop 23:45, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- No. -- 00:16, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
- Oh yeah, that's right. -- Lollipop 00:22, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
- No. -- 00:16, March 25, 2011 (UTC)
- Fuck me. -- Lollipop 23:45, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- Fuck Another n00b. -- 23:39, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- I didn't do it, iot was Another n00b. Luckily I didn't click the page. -- Lollipop 23:37, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
- I went to that page and a virus started down loading on my computer. I closed the window before it was done; but you guys should be careful. -- 23:36, March 24, 2011 (UTC)
Check the recent changes
On Smakapedia wiki. Did I do good? (・∀・) - LOL vandalz 21:47, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Writing articles
Hey, I was on IRC when you brought your Peekaboo article to everyone's attention. While I agree with a lot of what was said, namely your tendency to use Uncyc in-jokes, basic lies and name-dropping, I also saw some potential in the article and wanted to swing by and give some advice while you revise it. First, I'm sure you're familiar with this. Read it, hate it, but understand it; you'll be a better writer. Second, I wrote a Pee Review for another article that suffered from the same problems yours is, that you can find here. Read it, hate it, but understand it, and ask any questions you have here or on my talk page. ~ 06:38, March 27, 2011 (UTC)
- *sniff* I'm so proud of you.
- I fixed up Peekaboo a bit, I took Jello Mold's suggestions. I removed a large part of the intro and I am working on a picture currently. -- Lollipop 01:05, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- It's getting there. I doubt you'll ever get a feature for this, but keep it up and I'm sure the ICU tag will get taken off. The main thing that I can tell you about writing comedy is that it isn't easy; it takes time. I notice from the article's history page that you've spent less than 50 minutes writing it. Maybe you work quick, but all I can say is that most of my topical UnNewses take at least 3 hours to write, while the ones that don't have a timeframe get stewed for several days apiece. I recommend slowing down, taking your time, and really thinking about what you're saying. Ask yourself Why is this funny? Will other people find this funny? and What am I saying about this topic that makes it witty? Anyone can put in the minimal effort and create some filler material. Go the extra yard, put in the extra thought, and make it feature worthy. ~ 04:32, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks, Humby. -- Lollipop 04:36, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- It's getting there. I doubt you'll ever get a feature for this, but keep it up and I'm sure the ICU tag will get taken off. The main thing that I can tell you about writing comedy is that it isn't easy; it takes time. I notice from the article's history page that you've spent less than 50 minutes writing it. Maybe you work quick, but all I can say is that most of my topical UnNewses take at least 3 hours to write, while the ones that don't have a timeframe get stewed for several days apiece. I recommend slowing down, taking your time, and really thinking about what you're saying. Ask yourself Why is this funny? Will other people find this funny? and What am I saying about this topic that makes it witty? Anyone can put in the minimal effort and create some filler material. Go the extra yard, put in the extra thought, and make it feature worthy. ~ 04:32, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
01:04, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- I fixed up Peekaboo a bit, I took Jello Mold's suggestions. I removed a large part of the intro and I am working on a picture currently. -- Lollipop 01:05, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
UncyclopediaTV
DJ Mixerr has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
I congratulate you on opening up a YouTube™ account for Uncyclopedia. Although, I do find one thing very odd. I though the main admins, staff, and founders such as User:Chronarion, User:Stillwaters, User:Angela, User:Sannse, User:Zombiebaron, and User:Dexter111344 would have set it up along time ago. Either way, it doesn't bother me. I'm glad you set it up. Have a great day! DJ Mixerr 17:56, March 27, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
- I've come a long way from creating vanity pages, getting banned, and making shitty articles. I am proud to be bringing so much to Uncyclopedia as I start to exit n00bhood and enter the regular rankings. -- Lollipop 00:59, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- DJ Mixerr is right, this is a very exceptional thing you've done. I think it's alright if I give you the Feather in Your Cap award. This is actually a big deal, and isn't handed out lightly. You certainly deserve it for your initiative and innovation on both pushing for, and then setting up, the Youtube channel. Aleister 1:14 28-3-'11
- I don't mean to be an asshole, but do you think maybe there's a reason the "main admins, staff, and founders" have never set up a YouTube channel? Something to consider, folks. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 01:51 Mar 28, 2011
- Is it a legal thing with wikia, or concern over the quality of videos? Maybe vids can be voted on or off the page, for quality control. Aleister 1:59 28-3-'11
- It wouldn't be a legality issue so much as an issue with quality and authority over it. Plus, there'd be a certain expectation that it'd remain updated, meaning a steady flow of good videos. /my thoughts. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:12, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- *sits quietly and watches discussion whilst munching popcorn*. -- Lollipop 02:34, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- April fool`s day is coming. Have you any ideas for videos? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!) 05:05, March 28, 2011
- Certainly. -- Lollipop 20:20, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- I knew you would! DJ Mixerr 17:35, April 9, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig
- Certainly. -- Lollipop 20:20, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- April fool`s day is coming. Have you any ideas for videos? Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!) 05:05, March 28, 2011
- *sits quietly and watches discussion whilst munching popcorn*. -- Lollipop 02:34, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- It wouldn't be a legality issue so much as an issue with quality and authority over it. Plus, there'd be a certain expectation that it'd remain updated, meaning a steady flow of good videos. /my thoughts. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:12, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Is it a legal thing with wikia, or concern over the quality of videos? Maybe vids can be voted on or off the page, for quality control. Aleister 1:59 28-3-'11
Still you
The rickroll link in Lolliflix hasn't been fixed. Fix it please. - LOL vandalz 15:26, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
- Fixed it. Enjoy seeing Selena Gomez naked. Or not... -- Lollipop 20:18, March 28, 2011 (UTC)
*Achoo!*
Excuse me. Anyway, it looks to me that you voted for on HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise and were inducted into the brotherhood of disguise masters. Well guess what? It made it into featured queue, which entitles you to the golden Groucho Marx glasses award. Congratulations.
-- 15:32, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
- If we ever have that temporary admin thing, i'm voting for you. -- Lollipop 20:12, March 29, 2011 (UTC)
Huh?
... alright...TERRA 00:58, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
- We here at Uncyc like to welcome new users. Unless they are vandals. -- Lollipop 20:21, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
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Reading This Is The Mysterious Second Step To Getting Profit From Stealing Childrens' Underwear!
March 31st, 2011 • Issue 114 • Journalism sighted ahead!
Farewell
Everything that has a beginning has an end, with the possible exception of the autobiography of Wayne Rooney; our literary correspondent was unable to complete it after an unfortunate fire rendered the text The sun is now setting on the time of the temporary admins. For the last month, they have all been mucking in with the rest of the administrators and eating other people's biscuits at the weekly cabal meetings and now it is time for them to go. On Friday the bureaucrats will arrive and the mythical user rights log will appear on recent changes for the gratification of the eagle-eyed Uncyclopedian. So how did they do? Sources close to the temporary admins have chosen to move further away because of the smell, so we haven't been able to ask them anything. The occupational hazard of needing to know things has never stopped the relentless march of journalism before, however, and today shall be no exception. Hyperbole, the eternally wronged victim of Uncyclopedia, has been deleting and banning consistently over the last month and has generally been annoyingly useful. Reportedly he has been "asking questions" when he doesn't know something; clearly he is not sysop material. Lyrithya has been the most visible temporary admin, and her screams at the last Cabal meeting as she was punished for deleting VFD were described as "Most invigorating" by Mhaille, who, due to the nature of that quote, has expressed a wish to remain anonymous. Curiously, despite her undiscriminating use of the delete button, Lyrithya seems inordinately keen not to ban users for long periods of time, citing "Feeling sorry for them" as her reason. Clearly she is not sysop material. ChiefjusticeDS is a very delusional man. Sockpuppet of an unregistered user has been a useful admin and, intelligently, has not drawn attention to himself; an ideal candidate for the mantle of sysop. He is, however, from Belgium; make of that what you will. PuppyOnTheRadio doesn't know what a sysop is, but thinks that it would be a splendid way to spend an afternoon, so he has. He has been the least active of the temporary admins and thus is the most obvious candidate for induction to the order. He is Australian, by the way, from Australia. Ask him about his pet Kangaroo, he must have one, he is an Australian from Australia. Olipro was good enough to give his thoughts to the UnSignpost, saying, "And thus, our great experiment in finding out what happens if you rig yourself to a bomb and give the detonator to a pack of monkeys is over." See you next week, hopefully April Fools Day will happen before then and it will be brilliant, because if there is one thing Uncyclopedia is not short of, it is fools.... and days for them to be fools on. Competition Season
There is something in the air at Uncyclopedia - it's the smell of competition... and cheese. This is the news that over the next month there will be several competitions to encourage creativity and general brilliance from the community. The first of these is the second round of the hourly writing competition, the first round of which ran a couple of weeks ago. Entrants have an hour to write an article and then a further hour is given over to voting to delete or keep those articles. The last round ran very well, with the majority of the articles entered being kept as a result. If you want to take part in the second round then you only need to sign up here... and then turn up on Saturday. The other competition is Zombiebaron's Imagery Extravaganza, a brand new competition surprisingly being run by Zombiebaron. It is very similar to the PLS and will hopefully encourage the creation of plenty of high quality images, which we can then delete and forget about. So if you aren't planning on creating a single new article/image in the next few weeks and throwing it onto the great bonfire of creativity which, as we all know, is burning at the core of Uncyclopedia, then you should definitely think about it. Probably. Unless you don't want to, which is cool, I guess. |
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~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:15, 31 March 2011
Found art
I think I found another artwork for your gallery. It is in fact very good, and shows years of training in the arts of painting and composition. Aleister 21:31 31-3-'11
Hello! Lollipop
Smakapedia has completely fell arse over tits with it's administration. There nothing but outright banning each other and the Russian bloke has de-sysop'd everyone and made it his own personal workspace. Just saying. (゚∀゚) - LOL vandalz 20:44, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I honestly couldn't care less. And why is there a Russian guy? -- Lollipop 20:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
And now for something completely different: I think that it was a good decision to make On the Run as Salamander is horrid. I also Drastically re-written Game:On the Run/About, just so you know. - LOL vandalz 20:50, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Also, the joke of "Game:On the Run/About" was because I was trying to make it look like an video-game instruction manual, so I try to removed the black game background and made it look like an instruction manual. Plus, with specific style of writing. - LOL vandalz 21:01, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Oh. Well remove the black background then. -- Lollipop 21:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Ok. I was thinking we could maybe finish Game:2012 II soon, Together? (゚⊿゚) - LOL vandalz 21:03, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I might attempt to bring Trar to help you if he says yes. He's on IRC a lot. He created Grueslayer you know. So I think it could work if he agrees to work on it. -- Lollipop 21:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
I'm unable to go on IRC anymore, so You will have to ask him. - LOL vandalz 21:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Will do. -- Lollipop 21:10, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Ok? I thought that I could control the plot and it's direction, you could spice it up, and Trar could generally help out along the way. - LOL vandalz 21:15, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- And then there's Maude! -- Lollipop 21:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- He's not online at the moment, but once he is,i'll ask him. -- Lollipop 21:19, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
There's even a Grueslayer website, However it's only a Single-serving one: http://www.grueslayer.com/ Please note it's crap. - LOL vandalz 21:21, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- If he owns the website, i'll ask him about putting a link to the game somewhere. -- Lollipop 21:23, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
I don't even know what it is.... Looks like a Grueslayer-themed YTMND to me. Or have I just looked at too many of them? I think he would be embarrassed to mention that though. - LOL vandalz 21:28, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Here, you get started on 2012 II, i'll bring in Trar when he comes. -- Lollipop 21:32, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Expect at least 16 pages in the next hour. - LOL vandalz 21:35, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Trar is online, and he said he is checking his talkpage. -- Lollipop 21:46, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Trar likes the game, and agrees to help, but he said whenever he is ready to make a comeback, he will work on it. He wants us to work on it, and he'll join us soon. -- Lollipop 22:08, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
I've added to the plot. Here it all is in full.
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A man (The same one who appeared in 2012 original) comes across the Tombs of the Aztecs, and soon attempts to plunder it's riches. He comes across a man called "Sleeze" who tries to help him out of his poverty-stricken situation, and soon helps him uncover various traps.
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Throughout, Various people come and go, often giving out help and Advice. It also has 31 different locations, which the player later Acquires from a merchant a map, which allows for easy access to the many different areas and side quests. There are also nods to classic PDP-10 TA's such as ADVENT and other, earlier homecomputer games. Also, It could feature an epic (At least for an Uncyc game!) Boss, with proper RPG battling and everything! What do you think?
- LOL vandalz 22:30, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I like it, i'll pop in and help. -- Lollipop 22:33, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Need help on the map!!
It has serious formatting errors, some of which are unfixable. Please help! ( ゚∀゚) - LOL vandalz 07:38, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
I will hate you forever!!!!
You had the penis lollipop deleted!!! *Sobs and runs off* -- 21:36, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I'll restore it to your userspace. -- Lollipop 21:39, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
The penis lollipop was one of the best flavours. I had your dad's last night.... - LOL vandalz 21:40, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- It has already been removed from the Lollipop Shop menu and catalog. But it can be restored to Magic man's userspace, I requested that to TKF. -- Lollipop 21:45, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Hi
You promised to review my article WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS???? Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 23:06, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I'm getting to it now. -- Lollipop 23:07, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I thought you where using the {{USERNAME}} template. You wasn't (゚д゚) . - LOL vandalz 09:14, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Hmmmmmm... I could do that... Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- I'm nomming yo0ur Lyrithya article for VFH. Hope it does well. -- Lollipop 16:09, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Hmmmmmm... I could do that... Frosty dah snowguy contribs GUN PLEB 09:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- I thought you where using the {{USERNAME}} template. You wasn't (゚д゚) . - LOL vandalz 09:14, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
I don't think that would be a good idea, as new visitors to the site Who have never been here before would be enquiring who this "Lyrithya" person is. (´Д`) - LOL vandalz 16:27, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Same goes with Fuck ChiefjusticeDS. So tough for those new users. -- Lollipop 16:28, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Also, I would be rather flattered if Frosty did go ahead with what you said, But I doubt he has the effort for it. Anyway, Do you like the 2012_II map as it currently is?:
NOT UNLOCKED / | Old, REA base / | | / | | / | | Sleeze's house WASTELAND Unglican church | \ | | \ | |\------------------Hooter's strip club | | \ | | | | \ | | |-----Highway | Market place Office building |-----------------| /-------| | | \ / | | | \ / | | | ------------------------/----------| | | / | SACK CITY | | / | | | / | | -------------------------Borders of Sack City------------------------------------------------|
SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS!!
Oh, and I was hoping you could do a .gif of a man walking in the Travel sections. I've also currently made 28 pages. - LOL vandalz 16:32, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Sure. -- Lollipop 16:35, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
It looks rather strange, but it will do. ( ^_^) - LOL vandalz 16:58, April 3, 2011 (UTC) I know the map looks Bare-bones now, but it only needs a bit of extra help. I was also thinking of how the game could be set out, and it is going in a Pitfall/Wasteland parody. The areas of the game could be plotted out in full detail, rather like the New Zork games. Hoping you will like it. - LOL vandalz 16:39, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
The brand new, CONTROVERSIAL Lollipops
You could make Bathwater flavoured Lollipops, entitled "Sex on a beach", Or you could make Licensed, Zork branded Lollipops for the Consumerists! ( Sorry for slow typing my spacebar is broken ) - LOL vandalz 17:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- RC has already spun off his version of lollipops (see Olipro's talkpage). You could make your own, just copy the lollipop template and start delivering your own. -- Lollipop 17:15, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
I hate Admins
Why would you want that load of old Rubbish in your Userspace? Please respond. - LOL vandalz 19:59, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- Never mind. I'm writing a userspace article called 20 stories of banned users, which is a mix of "I hate Admins" and "UnBooks:ChiefjusticeDS and Me - The Diary of an Uncyclopedia Noob". It will remain in userspace. -- Lollipop 22:01, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
I'll tell you how much the "I hate Admins" article sucks. I wrote it. - LOL vandalz 22:16, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
- You just dissed yourself. -- Lollipop 20:24, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Back to the Topic on 2012 II
I've made about 49 extra pages. Most, if not all of which go into Hyper-detail on the content's of Sleeze's House. In fact, I reckon this game's gonna have at least 900 pages when where done with this game if we go into as much detail as we have on Sleeze's house. I've also added a few extra characters: The mutant cop and the Gypsy woman. Both of witch can be Bartered with and used in deep and casual conversations. What do you think? - LOL vandalz 20:36, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
- Good, you're doing well. But please, I have a task for you. At the beginning, where the option is examine bat's note; try to somehow connect where you are now to that area. Thanks. -- Lollipop 21:10, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
I've been trying my Absolute best to try and find a way of stabilising the map. Why? If you center the map, it comes out like this:
NOT UNLOCKED / | Old, REA base / | | / | | / | | Sleeze's house WASTELAND Unglican church | \ | | \ | |\------------------Hooter's strip club | | \ | | | | \ | | |-----Highway | Market place Office building |-----------------| /-------| | | \ / | | | \ / | | | ------------------------/----------| | | / | SACK CITY | | / | | | / | | -------------------------Borders of Sack City------------------------------------------------|
SOMEBODY PLEASE FIX THIS!!
....Oh dear. In fact, I also made a 2012 II death template; for here, as it's shown:
Now you've died, you whore. Now what would you like to do?
Any good? Save areas aren't finished yet. I've also added 36 extra pages while You've been Away. Ok? (・∀・) - LOL vandalz 20:29, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
- Good. I need more messages from people other than you. -- Lollipop 20:40, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Nobody cares enough to write you new messages. I wish I had new messages. (>.<) - LOL vandalz 20:46, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
- Nobody cares about you. -- Lollipop 20:50, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
No U! - LOL vandalz 20:58, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
As I am the only Lollipop existing here, I automatically win. At least I know how to use the minor edir button...properly. -- Lollipop 21:01, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Other Lollipops here include the Lollipop Used in the image, and Dexter111344's Giant cock. Which wins by default, as it's much bigger than yours. - LOL vandalz 21:03, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
- I won it two times in a row for delivering lollipops in all flavours. Dexter only has one flavour and the Lollipop is a drum...-- Lollipop 21:08, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
...And you've licked on it an awful lot. All of which where later forwarded to Smakapedia's Clyde the Tomato, who later had an Orgy party with a bunch of Scottish Chavs. I Don't know why. - LOL vandalz 21:11, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
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April 7th, 2011 • Issue 115 • What news of the Uncyclopedia Holmes?
April Fool
As you would expect, April Fools day is a very important day for Uncyclopedia; since we have devoted so much time to being fools, we are expected to be able to come up with something suitably hilarious for April 1st. However as the evening of March 31st drew to a close and all of you were relaxing in your homes/shelters/kennels and chuckling at the last issue of this splendid periodical, frantic discussions were taking place over the use of the Conservapedia skin that had been created specially for the occasion. Several users found the idea of using the Conservapedia skin to be highly unoriginal, so in the spirit of democracy it was cast to one side and three people decided to apply Wikia's wonderful Monaco skin to the entire wiki. This was an unforgivable abuse of power and position; if you would like to register a protest against such action then please drop into Uncyclopedia HQ where a customer service representative will be able to help you. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Monaco skin and had lives to lead on April 1st, we dispatched one of our roving reporters to deep behind enemy lines to soak in the atmosphere. He returned and informed us that spending a long time looking at the Wikia skin can cause pre-mature ageing, rectal bleeding and sudden blindness, in that order, if you are one of the lucky ones.* The impact of the skin on Uncyclopedia was sudden and varied massively. Some people got angry, some turned off javascript to escape the pain and some laughed at the people doing the above. The UnSignpost was able to visit Olipro, the mastermind behind the reskin, and find out what he thought its impact had been. "It was a raging success," he enthused from behind the safety glass, "and by "raging" I mean people were going fucking mental." After the interview, we departed Dexter111344's Home for People Who Be Trolling, leaving Olipro sniggering at YouTube videos and receiving occasional electric shocks. We are told this is an essential part of his treatment. The reskin divided the community into those who could turn the reskin off, those who couldn't and those who were just so angry that all they could do is create forums about the consequences for Uncyclopedia and the world in general. The reskin was removed shortly after midnight on April the 2nd, apparently because of AIDS. Happy April fools day; perhaps next year we could just leave the Main Page as it is and then discuss how disgusting it is that we haven't done anything for April fools day. *We worked this out with Science. You don't need to know how. I hate you and your competition
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~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:22, 7 April 2011
Hi Lollipop
So my two articles Jonah and The Romanovs got each an ICU and i fixed them so they were more truthful and less, well, idk what i did before but it was...interesting. Would you look them over?...--Purple&Pink 06:07, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
- I'm on a little sabbatical here, I might be back regularily in about a week. You can ask someone else. -- Lollipop 21:19, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
You Gonna Finnish That?
Twenty Stories of Banned Users, I Have the sneaking Suspicion you wont. I also made 17 More pages for 2012_II! Just so you know. Ok? - LOL vandalz 21:23, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
- I am, but i'm on a mini sabbatical right now. But you can help. -- Lollipop 21:49, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yeah right, When they say that it's a "mini", Then See you Later in august 2013!! - LOL vandalz 21:57, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
- No, i'm honest. You know I always gripe about users doing it. Then why would I do it? See you April 19, 2011. -- Lollipop 22:37, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Lonely and missing...
leaving u a message...have fun on ur sabbatical/vacation...don't get robbed/murdered...at least u'll be safe from my destructive sigs...--Purple&Pink 21:24, 9 April, 2011 (UTC)
- I'll be poking around for a while, but remember to leave plenty of messages. -- Lollipop 00:15, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
Another n00b
Turned out to have vandal sock puppets, and was banned infinitely. So he won't be around to finish 2012 II with you. Just thought you should know. -- 18:55, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Really? All those were sockpuppets? Screw my retirement, i'm back on the scene. -- Lollipop 19:05, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Probably not all of them. -- 19:13, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- So who were they? -- Lollipop 19:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- For my answer look at Another n00b's talk page. -- 19:23, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- So who were they? -- Lollipop 19:16, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
- Probably not all of them. -- 19:13, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
VFS
Just thought you should know, I nommed you for oppage. Good luck! -- 01:54, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
- Thanks, man. I'll return the favour whenever you need it. Especially, if i'm admin. -- Lollipop 01:59, April 12, 2011 (UTC)
UnTV
In all seriousness, which for me is really really hard, I would like to discuss Un:TV. On IRC the other night, when the horrible news of Justin Bieber's Hair being shorn off as a stand alone article on Justin Bieber's hair, we were saying it would be good to have an UN"News article about Uncyclopedia's reaction. Then I piped in about video, and the UNTV got brought up and stuff. Any-who - One of my friends is a person of interest. I could ask to see if he could use some of his resources to produce some kind of newsvideo. He has a green screen studio so reporters could be "live on the scene" etc. Of course, it would involve have screen personalities in the city of my residence. Update before I even saved this, we talked, and he is in. </end of serious>-----KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 23:30, April 13, 2011 (UTC)
- Do you have the email user enabled? Go to preferences to see. (Note: This is the debut of my new sig.) --(talk) 23:31, 13 April 2011
I am supposed to be able to get email from other users. I subscribed to the youtube channel under my gmail, which is my email but not my youtube userid which is confusing. I know. --KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:12, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Okay, i'll send you the password and user I.D. -- Lollipop 00:42, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- The password is Poop, and the user I.D. is number 2. hahahahahah I made a poop joke, heeheeheeheeheehahahahahahaha huh? Aleister 00:52 14-4-'11
- The password is Aleister has the sense of humour of a 6 year old; and the password is poop joke. Did I mention what the password was? -- Lollipop 00:58, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- The LULZ The LULZ - got the stuff. ps I sent you a pic of my choice for anchor and she is kissing another chick in it. --KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:02, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Good. Is she hot? -- Lollipop 01:06, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- She has been known to be ----KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:17, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Wow, a movie star working for UnNews! Hey, Charlie Sheen is coming to Canada soon; i'll see if he can do a show on UnTv. -- Lollipop 01:19, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Yea, I was an extra in a movie she was in, but not in the same scene, but we met at a party at my person of interest friend's lot, and I showed her my bag of tricks. I have not talked with her about this, but I know she loves the camera. ----KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:23, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Nice! -- Lollipop 01:25, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Yea, I was an extra in a movie she was in, but not in the same scene, but we met at a party at my person of interest friend's lot, and I showed her my bag of tricks. I have not talked with her about this, but I know she loves the camera. ----KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:23, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Wow, a movie star working for UnNews! Hey, Charlie Sheen is coming to Canada soon; i'll see if he can do a show on UnTv. -- Lollipop 01:19, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- She has been known to be ----KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:17, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- Good. Is she hot? -- Lollipop 01:06, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- The LULZ The LULZ - got the stuff. ps I sent you a pic of my choice for anchor and she is kissing another chick in it. --KLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:02, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- The password is Aleister has the sense of humour of a 6 year old; and the password is poop joke. Did I mention what the password was? -- Lollipop 00:58, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- The password is Poop, and the user I.D. is number 2. hahahahahah I made a poop joke, heeheeheeheeheehahahahahahaha huh? Aleister 00:52 14-4-'11
good to know you're with grueslayer but you really should pay attention here
It's good that you can help edit Grueslayer. I just want to let you know that you should check the Grueslayer talk page more; we're enacting a plan that will include the deletion of 95 percent of the game in order to start anew. Check the Grueslayer talk page for more info. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 19:14, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
- I also have an idea to do add some flash into the game, such as intros and stuff. Cheers. -- Lollipop - 21:46, 14 April 2011 21:46, April 14, 2011 (UTC)
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April 14th, 2011 • Issue 116 • These are not the enraged monkeys you're looking for.
Sysops, sysops, and more sysops
It has been over a year since the last VFS, over a year since the last batch of sysops were elected in the tyrannical drama-fest that lies at the heart of the Uncyclopedia powerbase, and now, amidst rampant vote-whoring and election campaigns running wild across the wiki, the voting is once more in full swing. In proper UnSignpost fashion, however, and as part of our continued attempts to avoid overusing self-referential humour and to instead report on something that people may not have already noticed, we have sent reporters into the heart of the storm to investigate these most momentous ongoings. In all of the two minutes it took to skim the scores, it was revealed that people so far seem to really favour Lyrithya and Sockpuppet of an unregistered user, who already have scores of over twenty each, although they both clearly suck. Voting, however, has only been going on for all of a day, following a nomination period that likewise went on for all of a day and yet still somehow managed to result in the entire active userbase being nominated, as well as part of the inactive userbase, a couple of people only active on the IRC channel who in fact didn't even have accounts on the wiki itself until they made some for the occasion, two users who are already admins and one of whom is also a bureaucrat, and a bot... of an admin. This told us two things: Uncyclopedia standards are evidently still at an all-time low, and that our reporters needed to get out of there as soon as possible and adjourn for lunch, and not just because it was meatballs.
Awards and contests everyone forgot about
As with all months, the usual awards have all already been forgotten about in lieu of more interesting things. So far, they look terribly riveting, with Matt lobster the only real contender for both Uncyclopedian of the Month and Writer of the Month, as well as Lockdandload taking the lead in the Noob of the Month voting, although he's probably just Matt lobster in disguise, now that we think about it. As such, we attempted to sit down with this intriguing user for an interview, but as he never showed up (possibly because we neglected to tell him), he didn't have terribly much to say about the matter. Meantime, all the other awards, including ANotM, PWotM, FP, EGA, PotM, AotM, UGotM, and NOM NOM NOMotm, are all looking kind of neglected. RotM isn't, however. Go support that one guy along with everyone else, if you can be bothered.
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~ I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 04:01, 14 April 2011
Ya know you have to wait for this conversation to be over before you can archive, right?
AND I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S NEVER OVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -- 22:40, April 16, 2011 (UTC)
- Cool. I miss the days a few months ago when Puppy and Mimo were in their prime. I miss them. And Bevanz. -- Lollipop - 22:42, 16 April 2011
- Adding to the never ending conversation, I must remind you that Puppies grow into dogs sometimes, and I am worried that Puppy is wandering away from us more and more. More treats are needed to tempt him back, and some belly rubs. And Mimo too, more treats. Al 22:47 16-4-'11
- Where my evil is law. 23:26, 16 April 2011
- I'm going to see Puppy. Has he been neutered yet? -- Lollipop - 00:06, 17 April 2011
- Where my evil is law. 23:26, 16 April 2011