User talk:Jocke Pirat/Archive1

Not so brilliant anymore

Dear Jocke Pirat,

your "Brilliant!" article has been baleeted because AAAAAAAAA! is the only similar-styled article Uncyclopedia needs. But thanks for trying. Have a good day and enjoy the game! --~ sin($) ^tan(€) 19:07, 5 February 2006 (UTC)

American Fundie Magazine

This humble Uncyclopedian thanks you for your vote. It warms my jaded heart to know that there is, indeed, a place for satire on Uncyc, even the blunt, spooky shit.--Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 11:10, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

You're Welcome --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:27, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Weis Markets

I couldn't help but notice you dropped the tag "NO REDEEMING VALUE" on the Weis Markets page. The theme is supposed to be about an ugly bear's ghost (bear got shot and has unfinished business) haunting a particular Weis Market, and mainly about Weis Market being the ultimate fartitorium. If you have any suggestions on how to make it better feel free to plop them on my talk page. -- MVillani1985 03:23, 22 October 2006 (UTC)

Bus Stop Day

Just a heads up, I posted a comment on the pee review page for this. I was gonna add it straight to the article, but it needs some refining. Anyway, peace out, and keep whorin' writin'. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 21:55, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Noted --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

23:42, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Mecha

I know how Pee Review does not work. So I gently ask you to point me out in a more objective way what you thought about my article, okay? Quote passages that don't seem to be fine for you. Thanks. -- herr doktor needsAcell  [scream!] 01:09, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank you for your vote!

For that, I give you this award:

Insineratehymn has awarded you a pentagram! ...for voting on HowTo:Properly Whore Your Article.
Don't worry, I'm not evil, I just do this as a publicity stunt.

--General Insineratehymn 22:00, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

In exchange for your award...

I award you an award award! Insineratehymn awards you the award award for giving them an award!

--General Insineratehymn 23:23, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

my talk page

hey, you gave me a template for voting on your article, Justice League, but i didn't. I actually voted against your article. just to let you know.--» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 02:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Template:Vote

I saw what you said about the vote and have changed it to suit. Although it is still going through minor changes when we see things screw up with it (like now for instance, the comments don't seem to be showing.) —Braydie 02:12, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Old English tips

Hæ – þanks for the psuædœ Œlde English tips, let's see if I can get the hæng of þis...  Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima • (VOTE FOR ME!) • talk • (AND MY PICS TOO!) • contribs 01:59, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

I'm a n00b!!

I hurd j00 vere adobting n00bs! I'm a n00b! I'm a-

Sorry, sir. He broke out of his cage again. He's been in the UnCyclopedia for 6 months now.

--Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:24, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Cookie storage

Gert5 has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number thirteen from my free cookie giveaway. Sounds like bad luck, but if so, I would of given it to Zeebie

UotM

Thank you very much for your vote. This month, do the right thing and vote for Spang. --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

For you, Jocke Pirat...

As promised...

Doesn't it make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? The Humbled Master 02:54, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Sorry to bother you again, but do you think you could change the dates from 1756 to 1799? Thanks! The Humbled Master 02:56, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!

Thanks for the vote! --THE 13:33, 9 June 2007 (UT

Thanks for the vote

For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL, has awarded you: A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

The Young and the Uncyclopedians

You OBVIOUSLY get these...

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for helping keep TYATU from death

High Gen. Grue has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

You contributed greatly to our quest, and this shall not go unnoticed!

--Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 15:09, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Woo!

TYATU has been kept! Taken off VFD! Ignore the UNKNOWNTROLLs, and rejoice1 Celebrate! It is time for merry parties! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:20, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

- Thanks for help, but it is not very kind of you! Do you speak Bulgarian to move this page? You delete format important for the look of the page in the Bulgarian project! Help me, please, and restore this page under his nime ! Friendly Seraphita--Seraphita 01:00, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Top Secret Organization

Would you like to join our little Guild? We serve punch at the meetings. Well, more of a twelve step program, really. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:18, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay. I'll join. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

23:09, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Done. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:17, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Great Thanks

Thank you behind your help and the page Category:Bg, Bulgarian Articles. Sorry I was late to expressed acknowledgments.--Seraphita 13:42, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

TYATU

Sigh... ever since Uncyclopedian was banned, TYATU has been dormant. I miss him. And, Famine ain't gonna un-ban 'im. (What the- I used "ain't").Oh, and am I going to DIEEEEEE??? Or at least be presumed dead for afew episodes? --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:25, 10 July 2007 (UTC)

UNSOC

I've added a report at Grue Army Home One about UNSOC. Let's hope it brings in some comrades! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:35, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

Also, I started this. It's kinda as in, very short. Add things if you want. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:07, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks so much for your vote on '667'

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a bowl of Satan's famous potato salad. Who'd have thought he'd be such a good cook?
	PS: You get this for voting on 667:Neighbor of The Beast. Now go and "be more like that Satan".

You've helped to make this Led Balloon fly! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:19, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise Prize!

Congratulations on your win! I'm sure if I had read your article I would have been much impressed with the quality and sheer articleness of your work. But as it is, I can only send you the prize anyway. To claim your glorious first prize of $20 and other valuable considerations, please send your postal address to Wikia at Community@wikia.com - Thanks!

This has been a canned message by sannse-can't-think-of-anything-original, your friendly neighbourhood minion of the evil overlord -- sannse (talk) 11:47, 23 July 2007 (UTC)

p.s. I'm going away on Tuesday 31 July. I'd like to send prizes out before then, so it would be great if you can get the address to me as soon as possible. Thanks -- sannPoo Lit Surprise Prize!

UNSOC

Well, seeing as ##gruearmy is up and running on IRC, UNSOC members are able to use it too. Also, it isn't official wikia channel, and CGI users can't go. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:03, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of UNSOC, I don't see a section on UNSOC's page for general discussion or a forum. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 12:05, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Jeebus cow!

1. UNSOC has new promotion updates (from me!!). Check them or DIE!! --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 07:08, 29 July 2007 (UTC)
2. See No. 1 --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 15:11, 30 July 2007 (UTC)

Wheeeeeee!

Alright, here I am, fresh off of reading O'Finnerties (well, alright, a week or so ago, but still....) and I have to thank the hilarious writer behind it for voting for me in Writer of the Month. Well, I say thanks a lot for this great honor. And that it is.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:06, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Playwright of the Month

Thank you, good sir, for your humble act of charity. I hereby bestow upon you this blessing:

Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices! The Humbled Master lowfully exalts you. Your approval rating has increased exponentially. In the name of Sidney Trammell, Henry Carver, and the Church of God the Wholly Incompetent, kneel and receive the meddling of the Master's humble eye-poke. Rejoice, and be glad!

Carry it as a sign of peace always. The Humbled Master 06:03, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

Monocle

The picture is looking good, thanks, although if you wouldnt mind touching it up to make it a tiny bit darker (to be more easily seen when its in thumbnail form) I'd like that. Thanks! Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 23:03, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

the evil dead

Ok, I wrote that page but I forgot to capitilize "evil" and "dead" in the title and it won't let me change it.

Besides it looking like crap that way

There's a link on the Bruce Campbell page that won't even work because of it etc.

HELP!

also

Man... There's so many douchbags on here writing chucknorrisfactesque wannabe crap...

--Dr. Death 22:38, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:13, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

Satiropendium

I was just thinking about the review template for Satiropendium. Do you think that maybe we should weight the score so that humor counts for, say, 20 or 30 points, as opposed to just 10? It makes sense to me, because humor of the page is the most important part, right? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:18, Aug 28, 2007

I Need Animated GIF Help

Can you layer these for me? I can't get it right & it won't flow steadily and has a long pause in it when I tried. PLEASE! http://s12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/tom_mayfair/Mindy%20Main/

Have you tried UnFREEz?

Thanks.

Valjuta Bill

Heh I wasn't expecting my own Valjuta...Anyway a couple of questions; will you be doing the editing? Because I fail at photo editing, and two does it have to be a certain size or will you be able to scale it down? If you don't have to scale it down I like this one. If you do have to...I'll have to do some more searching. Thanks :) -- (Bonner) (Talk) 11:58, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

The (Late) WotM Thankering

Thanks for the support Jocke! Indeed, your votes ensured not 1 but 2 major victories! And for that, I am quite grateful. Like the grateful dead. They're pretty cool...as are you, for support. Yes! --THINKER 01:19, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

UNSOC

I made an image if you could have a sysop put this for the image in the corner on the UNSOC page here it is

Property of the people.

--The Great Yellow Crayon Get PWNED Yellow 130 is teh pwnz 01:55, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

You

You're one of those people on the website that is very awesome that I haven't given a cookie yet. Please accept this cookie and continue being awesome. PS: The internet is serious business. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:27, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Excuse me, but:

I would like to resign from UNSOC. Please remove me as soon as possible. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 22:04, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

UNATO. Communism sucks. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 22:11, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

Hello, sir Creator

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:30, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~

Shmack

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

UNSOC

You should make it Sophia Pact, really, it would be funnier. » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 2007.10.12.01:28

hey

k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:15, 12 October 2007 (UTC)