User:VGDictator/userpage

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Userpages are fun. That is all. | Time: 18:14
Status: Poke 3 06:47, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
This user is a meanie jerk! I hate him/her!

Isshiki Kotonashi on 20:31, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

This person is as bad as mangaman.

Trilobyte Man on Isshiki's spamming habits

WILL YOU STOP POSTING ALL THESE GODFORSAKEN CAT MACROS

Mina on Isshiki's tendency for cat macros

I am vandalising his userpage because I, too, am an internet lolcat.

VGDictator on Isshiki's species

This user is girly.

Neko Kaosu Nushi on being mistaken for Isshiki

Am I a misanthropist?

Isshiki Kotonashi on determining its personality

I'd hit it with a bat.

Longcat on Isshiki's face

Don't you just HATE quote spamming, especially on something that is yours?

YTTE on irony

...Perhaps.

Video Game Dictator on apathy and YTTE

I like spotty elves!

YTTE on being oblivious

I like cabbits!

Isshiki Kotonashi on things that don't exist, but should

That's ironic

YTTE on something

No, that's just a coincidence!

Bender on irony != coincidence

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Who's Afwaid of a Widdle Apokowips?

When the end comes, remember, it's all your fault


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This page has too many templates.

You're not helping. Please eliminate some.


Newcookie.gif VGDictator has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.


I'm toward your plagues, legislating your homology!

O.O This user is often confused for a girl. O.O

Hi. I exist. I know you're watching me, <insert name here>. But soon, I will have my lampshade back. Teehee!

~ Isshiki Kotonashi-chan =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu!

This person likes templates.

Captain Obvious on Isshiki Kotonashi

No problem is so big you can't run away from it.

~ Isshiki Kotonashi-chan =3 | Talk! | IMRAC! | Sign! | Play! | Courtier Isshiki FBu!

About Me[edit]

Video Game Dictator
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Scientific classification
Kingdom Kaosu
Phylum Totalum
Class Chaosforger
Order N/A
Family Internet
Genus Koneko
Species Lolcat
Binomial name
Isshiki Kotonashi
Specifications
Primary armament Obliviousness
Secondary armament Disorder
Power supply Cuteness, with a backup of caffeine and grease
Health 1024
Mana 128
Strength 256
Intelligence 512
Weight That bee a seekret =3
Length o///o
Special attack Cat Macro Shoop Da Whoop
Conservation status
Does Not Exist

I don't really make articles because my funnybone is broken. However, you can sometimes find me at QVFD, and I occasionally vote for stuff.

Also, I help with templates and sort options alphabetically. Must be OCD. Much of my time is spent on my userspace, but that's because I'm shy.

My Sig Book[edit]

Please sign on my sigbook, PLEASE!

Links To Some Stuff[edit]

My awesome awards and stuff[edit]

Or not.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z
Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


Z3 This user has saved Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.


Z4 This user has escaped the darkness and beaten Zork 4: Escape From Darkness.


ABYSS This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. ABYSS
A x2 This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once. A x2
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss. ABYSS x?,???
50px-8-cell.gif This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, he/she didn't. Weird, huh? :B






Other things you may not want to know about me[edit]

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Category:User_page_templates

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes

Uncyclopedia: Babel[edit]

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


United States
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N
fur-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Furry. fur-2
fig-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Fight. fig-1
ao-E This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school. ao-E
cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++. cpp-2
css-4 This user speaks CSS at a near-native level. css-4
gb-L Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp. gb-L
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek. gee-N
ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht-3
ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語. ja-1
17-L Thith uther thpeakth 1337 with a really thexy lithp. 17-L
MW-4 This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level. MW-4
typo-L tHiht uhtwr thpaekth Tyop wiht a raelyl htexy lihtp. typo-L
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah. אױ
du-E This user only speaks Dumbass because it was a required course in school. du-E
us-E This user only speaks American English because it was a required course in school. us-E
re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English. re-N
quo-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Quote. quo-3
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N
sa-F This user got an F in Sarcasm and likes their native language better (if they have one). sa-F
sql-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of SQL. sql-3
vb-4 This user speaks Visual Basic at a near-native level. vb-4
bu-A This user speaks Bullet without a suppressor and can get a bit too noisy during an assassination. bu-A
rot13-L Thith uther thpeakth EBG13 with a really thexy lithp. rot13-L
BBL This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page. BBL
  This user is not a clearly-defined native speaker of any commonly-spoken language.  

Userbox List[edit]

Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the mighty rank of Full Bull, but contrary to popular belief, is not made entirely of bullshit. In fact, they're a big, fat, fighty officer of the CMC.
Cow Moo Cult Honour - Courtier
This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!
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VGDictator has officially been awarded the Cow Moo Cult Isshiki Medal
Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. Protein.GIF
Sad clown.jpg This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun. Sad clown.jpg
DogNewspaper.jpg This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: The Only Newspaper That Is Not Controlled By The Cabal Who Are You What Are You Doi- AAAAHHHHH
WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3
Bmup smaller.jpg This user is part of The Proofreading Service. Bmup smaller.jpg

PWNED!.jpg This user likes to use contradictory userboxes. Why? BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU! PWNED!.jpg
Mario-lo-res.jpg This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. Mario-lo-res.jpg
Mikemyers.jpg This user has tested positive for INTP on the Myers-Briggs Test, really. Mikemyers.jpg
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
n00b This user is a n00b. n00b
1337 This user is elite. 1337
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron. Durrr
BS This userpage is bullshit. BS
MEH This user redefines lazy! MEH
Domokunyellownbackground.jpg This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? Domokunyellownbackground.jpg
Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life. LV-2
LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
LV-4 This user considers themself an expert gamer and begs, borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity. LV-4
LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
Assassin.JPG I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me! Assassin.JPG
nth WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
Mad scientist caricature.png This user is a Mad Scientist. Mad scientist caricature.png
Deadbarney3.gif This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die. Deadbarney3.gif
Atomic.gif This user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder. Atomic.gif
Firefox Logo.png This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. Firefox Logo.png
Face-surprise.svg Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? Face-surprise.svg
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
Gu This user was the millionth visitor to a popular web site. Gu
Bread2.jpg This user is a cereal killer. Bread2.jpg
Bananaseizure.gif This user will give you a seizure. Bananaseizure.gif
Cowbell2.gif THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. Cowbell2.gif
Gnome-speakernotes.png This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback! Gnome-speakernotes.png
0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code.
NinjaStarBlackBG.jpg This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! Meow!
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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian.
...and believes that all decent articles were inspired by Eris, monkeys, copious drug use, masked banditos, or Mighty Mouse.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Usb! No, really! Usb!
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac. ego
Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia. TA
DramaticQuestionMark.png This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet. DramaticQuestionMark.png
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh! 1+
Exploding-head.gif .EDOLPS A DAEH S'RESU SIHT Exploding-head.gif
rand This user believes that the only path to happiness is through acts of true randomness rand
O.o This user is most likely insane. It is advised you stay away from this user. Far away. O.o
OMFG FGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMF GOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFG OMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGOMFGO OMFG
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor! ETP
Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment. Earth Western Hemisphere.jpg
Bjorkbeams.jpg This user has eye beams. Bjorkbeams.jpg
3dspork.png This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. 3dspork.png
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON. Anti-Benson.JPG
RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. RAS
MS-A Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn ther iz spewkeeng therr meint cauz thei zpeekz eet wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint. MS-A
Grueslayer.PNG I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox! Grueslayer.PNG
British Royal Family.jpg This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac. British Royal Family.jpg
High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside. High voltage warning.svg
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[some other page or something like that. Meow.]]. ubx–
crapload
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. Eeek!
Coffee sm.jpg This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)
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official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here. official
Crystalball.png This user can see what you don't! Crystalball.png
IP VGDictator/userpage's IP is 127.0.0.1. IP
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! USB!!!!!11
Exploding-head.gif This user's head A SPLODE. Exploding-head.gif
\m/ I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.
Popeeyebeams.jpg This user is a complete, irredeemable card game. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and mollify at a banana. Popeeyebeams.jpg
NO This user doesn't care. NO
Nuvola apps important.svg This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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NOV This user is a userbox novice.
>_> This user is so bored that they decided to figure out how to make userboxes. You should probably run. >_>

Current progress in games[edit]

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/screaming/east/ronaldsshoot/trip

Pages that are to be edited[edit]

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This page is a work in progress.

The author will finish it later.

Health Warning:  Putting this template on a page consisting of a few lines or worse will not save you and may actually get you banned. This page will be re-checked on 11 February 2013

Work Page

And now, to make this userpage pointlessly long[edit]

Please see: And now to make this userpage pointlessly long.