User:Tristmaster
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This user is a mutant. |
WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!! |
This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. |
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This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore a potential threat to society. |
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy. |
This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them. |
This user is a complete, irredeemable diode. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and wank at an idiot. |
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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone! |
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight. |
This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome. |
This user slays grues in their sleep. |
usbx |
This user likes to use userboxes. |
This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them. |
Usb! |
No, really! |
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know. |
USB!!!!!11 |
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!! |
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
This user likes Capture the flag. |
NO |
This user doesn't care. |
This user is reading your thoughts! |
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered. |
This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!! |
This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today! |
This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil". |
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This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
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This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. |
This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.
(Otherwise known as the EC) |
This user's IQ is over OVER 9000!!!!!!. |
This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us. |
Z2 |
This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. |
Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac. |
nth |
WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms. |
Z3 |
This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master. |
This user is ARR-some! |
Aspie with Humor |
This user has a sense of humor, in spite of their Asperger Syndrome. |
Z4 |
This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again. |
This user be a follower of the FSM. |
ao-E |
This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school. |
cpp-2 |
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++. |
I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox! |
‽ | How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"! |
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This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level. |
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . . |
Pie-4 |
This user speaks Pie at a near-native level. |
rh-N |
This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. |
This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is worthy of the title of Grueslayer! |
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This user speaks Русский at a near-native level. |
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS. |
ABYSS |
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss. |
C:\>_ |
This user contributes using DOS. |
This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem. |
Sense |
This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. |
sa-4 |
This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level. |
This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
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Htis user sepaks typO at a naer0native levle. |
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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subliminal! |
This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. |
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This user likes random colored userboxes. |
This user can see what you don't! |
This user is a Christian
(as long as they put a dollar in the box). |
Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... |
Temp | This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. |
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)
This user is the random erudite Juffo-Wup that washed their DNA inside of your tuxedoes so you must peacefully programme them with a philanthropist. |
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This user is grue years old. Woop-ti-doo. |
I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer. |
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover. |
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun. |
This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them. |
This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor. |
MS-N |
This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd. |
BK |
This user is a Black Knight!! |
This user supports the Union of Eurabian Socialist Republics.
(Otherwise known as the EC) |
This user is a cereal killer. |
This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'. |
This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube because they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another. |
This user is a Nintendo fan. |
This user, Tristmaster, is a genuine Puppet Master.
This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 – 3000 pseudonyms.
Zork |
This user edits the Zork trilogy. |
Abyss |
This user edits The Abyss. |
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This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart. |
This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you. |
ABYSS x?,??? | This user IS The Abyss. |
This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money! |
This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of. |
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
This user supports the genocide of crappy articles. |
This user has eye beams. |
This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun. |
Number of people who tristmaster has owned and pwned at the same time at super smash bros. since you started reading this article.:
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This article force pushes infants. You can help by bolting it to the floor. |
∞ |
This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think. |
LV-5 |
This user considers themselves a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live. |
The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. |
This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay. |
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!! |
17-4 |
This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level. |
This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities. |