User:Tristmaster

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This person is God

This person is officially god of super smash bros. and anything else nintendo.


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This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
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This user is a mutant.
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WARNING: this user knows Chuck Norris, and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde, or dead. Proceed with caution!!!
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This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore a potential threat to society.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This User has joined the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.
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This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.
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This user is a complete, irredeemable aviator. They are Bat Fuck Insane, and freeze at a lumber.
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This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!
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This user believes in the Matrixes and needs to seriously get in touch with the real world (It's actually Matrices)
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
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This user slays grues in their sleep.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
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No, really!
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This User has joined the Black ops Squadron. and will not hesitate to kill you if your gay or racist.
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This user likes Capture the flag.
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This user doesn't care.
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Gadzooks!   This user participates in
T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t !
(Or at least pretends to.)
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This user is reading your thoughts!
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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This user is a serial killer, and they are standing right behind you!!
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This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
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This user shot J.F.Kennedy.
DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and while you may take his life, you will ne'er take... HIS FREEDOM!
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This user is a Ninjazi, with dominion over everything that goes "Sieg Heil".
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This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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This user supports the Union of European Soviet Republics.
(Otherwise known as the EC)
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This is what happens to people that disagree with this user.
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This user is elite.
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Don't make a move. I'm watching you.
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This user's IQ is over OVER 9000!!!!!!.
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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.
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This user is a total UKer
and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.
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WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.
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I collect userboxes as if they were trading cards, hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master.
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THÏS ÄRTÏCLË RÄẄKS

Höẅëvër, ït nëëds mörë ümläüts.


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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.
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This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
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This user has a sense of humor, in spite of their Asperger Syndrome.
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This dreams of playing Zork 4: Escape From Darkness again.
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Pasta be upon this user.
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This user only speaks AOLer because it was a required course in school.
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.
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I played Grueslayer and all I won was this lousy userbox!
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How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
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This user is a native speaker of Fight.
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This user speaks Gibberish at a near-native level.
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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .
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This user speaks Pie at a near-native level.
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This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
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This user finished Grueslayer on hard mode, and is worthy of the title of Grueslayer!
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This user speaks Русский at a near-native level.
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THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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This user contributes using DOS.
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This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user studies psychology because it's really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.
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This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user has written 3 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user will give you a seizure.
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Htis user sepaks typO at a naer0native levle.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user redefines lazy!
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This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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This user idolises Dr. House
but since Everybody Lies, you can't be sure how much.
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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This user can see what you don't!
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This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box)
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Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this user has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
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Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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This user can drift and beat D.K.
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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This user is the random colossal bikini that advocated their toenail inside of your encyclopediae so you must senselessly legislate them with a hideout.
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This user is grue years old. Woop-ti-doo.
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I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is €uro …and denies their "real" citizenship
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
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This User a n00b is not, and approves that, Yoda does.
If you are a n00b who is looking at this, you have just exploded.
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This user hates telephones. Probably due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM
Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks their mind, you nerd.
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This user is a Black Knight!!
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.
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This user supports the Union of Eurabian Socialist Republics.
Death to America!
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This user is a cereal killer.
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This user prefers the Wii because 'it's the game play that counts'.
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This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube because they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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This user is a Nintendo fan.
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This user, Tristmaster, is a genuine Puppet Master.

This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia under approximately 3 3000 pseudonyms.


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This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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This user edits The Abyss.
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This user had once seen Oscar Wilde in a crowd from a distance and knows all his works and quotes by heart.
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This user is against sexuality; probably because it is not a pervert like you.
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.
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This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with their money!
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler!
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This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
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This user is a Sniper and has their rifle pointing at your head.
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This user has eye beams.
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This user believes Barney is evil, and therefore must die.
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This person helps reduce over-population by killing people, thus helping the environment.
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This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with their quarter gun.
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Number of people who tristmaster has owned and pwned at the same time at super smash bros. since you started reading this article.:

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Push the baby! This article force pushes infants.

You can help by bolting it to the floor.


This user is an ageless immortal, or so they like to think.


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This user should not be trusted.
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This user considers themselves a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
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The Black Knight has never been punished by UnBestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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This user is a zombie, and wants to eat your brains.
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This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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This user will never forget October 23, 2008; the day that Wikia sold its soul. :-S
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This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
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This user prefers to play games on a laptop as they don't have to stop to go to the toilet.
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This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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This user understands American sign language.
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This user is cooler than you.