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The Committee to End Pay Toilets in America was a grass-roots political organization which was (apparently) the sole driving force behind the ban of pay toilets in many American cities and states. Founded in 1970 by then-nineteen year old Ira Gessel, the Committee's purpose was to "eliminate pay toilets in the U.S. through legislation and public pressure."

“When a man's or woman's natural body functions are restricted because he or she doesn't have a piece of change, there is no true freedom.”

~ Ira Gessel
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