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Today's featured article From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia The Committee to End Pay Toilets in America was a grass-roots political organization which was (apparently) the sole driving force behind the ban of pay toilets in many American cities and states. Founded in 1970 by then-nineteen year old Ira Gessel, the Committee's purpose was to "eliminate pay toilets in the U.S. through legislation and public pressure." “When a man's or woman's natural body functions are restricted because he or she doesn't have a piece of change, there is no true freedom.” ~ Ira Gessel (More...) Did you know... *... that Deus ex machina is Latin for "cop out"? ... that a camel's boobies are on its back? ... the muffin man? ...the Cleveland Indians were about to become the Cleveland Clevelands? ... that genocide is a perfectly healthy response to any personal problems you may have? ... that a simile is like a metaphor? And hyperbole is the greatest thing ever? In the news One simply cannot piss until he scans this. Starmer unveils new digital ID cards to help further monitor citizens' pornography intake (Pictured) BoJo and Co. politely ask Nigel Farage to stop lifting children Florida Man found guilty of attacking Trump "as an alligator", sent to Alligator Alcatraz Omaha man's order of salmon sliders indistinguishable from salmon burgers Charlie Kirk gets l+ratio'd during a speech in Utah Sheeranism officially legalised in Yankeeland Angela Rayner defects to Reform UK Hollow Knight: Silksong gets released; Steam crashes for the second time this year Some mega pop star and her boyfriend get engaged. Yaaay. NFL teams replace female cheerleaders with gay dudes Ongoing: The wait for GTA VI, Stranger Things 5 and Spaceballs 2 • Russia/Ukraine and Israel/Hamas "peace talks" • Trump and Elon's couples therapy • SNL cast exodus • K-pop: The Movie • Jerry Jones screwing the Dallas Cowboys • Kids and pregnant moms trying to gain "super autism powers" by binging on Tylenol Recent deaths: Resident Alien • Down syndrome • Tom Lehrer • The system • FUBAR • Cartoon Network on Comcast's basic cable package • Sydney Sweeney's new movie • Terence Stamp • The Devil's Rejects Unrated Director's Cut 4K (also Saw 2 & 3) • Trump's pet sloth • Joe Burrow's toe • Robert Redford Upcoming deaths: DEI • R. Kelly and Bryan Kohberger (in jail) • Iran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • The flowers you bring Alan Bergman • Dallas Cowboys' and Cincinnati Bengals' seasons • MSNBC • Lil Nas X • Donald Trump • Windows 10 • Kids and moms trying to gain autism powers from Tylenol On this day... Yes kids - Brick walls can be fun. September 28: Commemoration of the Brick wall. 1200 - Roger Waters places first brick in The Wall. 1207 - The first brick wall crumbles. 491 years of darkness ensues. 1698 - Brick reinvented by Kevin Costner as a flotation device. Kevin decrees that any major milestone of the brick must henceforth occur on September 26. 1699 - Roger Waters put another brick in The Wall. 1704 - First 'stack of bricks' discovered at the bottom of Lake Superior, along with Ricki Lake. 1837 - Humpty Dumpty trades in brick wall for something a lot more stable. 1839 - Mister Angry Waters throw a lot of bricks in The Wall again and again. 1917 - Roger Waters puts another fuckin' brick in The Wall. 1923 - The Wailing Wall collapses after major flooding caused by millions of pilgrims. 1930 - Wall Street crashes due to mortar stocks going through the roof. 1989 - Berlin Wall breaks up after discovering their cover version of Canadian Idiot is not popular in America. 1997 - Prof. M. Brick invents the 'new' brick wall to commemorate the 299th anniversary of the brick. 1998 - Vin Diesel records a special commemorative cover of "Brick House", titled "Brick Shithouse". 1999 - WLCPs "Another Brick in the Eye" reaches number 72 in the Billboard Charts. Colonization of the Week For the glory of her majesty Help us clear the ivy of crap, and plant the seeds of humour.