User:Deadpool992/Justice Society of America
The Justice Society of America is a team of famous people who battle various threats. It was founded by George Lazenby, Daniel Craig, Aqua Mariner, Jennifer Lopez, Rocky Balboa, and Judge Reinhold.
Team Members[edit | edit source]
- George Lazenby: a famous spy from some movie. He is the leader and had sex with Jennifer Lopez all the time.
- Daniel Craig: another spy. He kicks so much ass and he rules in my book.
- Aqua Mariner: the prince of Atlantis and bascially the poor man's version of Aquaman.
- Jennifer Lopez: hot Latin dancer and Lazenby's former girlfriend. Now evil and part of the Injustice Society.
- Rocky Balboa: retarded boxer who packs a powerful punch.
- Judge Reinhold: movie star and hero of Mega City One. He was killed by the reborn Freddie Mercury.
- the other Captain Marvel: Genis-Vell is the son of Mar-Vell and he has powers. He wasn't a founding member. Currently deceased.
- Batman: joined for a little bit, but then quit because Robin wasn't getting enough sexual attention at home.
- Michael Jackson: Replaced Jennifer Lopez. Uses his Art of the Molester technique.
- Captain Planet: uses his powers of suckishness and boredom to defeat his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde: the greatest hero of them all.
- Red Green: Honaray member. joined after working with the team to defeat some evil noobs.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The team first formed when they teamed up to battle Greg Louganis, who is Aqua Mariner's father, from making the world gay with his Gayatron. Louganis was defeated and sent to prison and the team decided to stay together.
Even though they were very different, they got along okay (except Balboa and Reinhold, who were fighting over who was a better movie star, while neither one was anyway). They battled many other foes like Oprah, Prince, Doctor Doom, Journey, and Jeff Brooks.
Team Changes[edit | edit source]
But sadly, a zombie Freddie Mercury killed Judge Reinhold with his acid masturbate technique. The team replaced him with Genis-Vell, who was killed shortly also. Batman came on the team for a while, but left. Then Jennifer Lopez turned evil and made the Injustice Society. Michael Jackson replaced Lopez as the team's female member.
Then Balboa turned so dumb that his brain fell out of his head and he was sent to a hospital. Balboa was replaced by Captain Planet, who used his powers of the environment to bore people to death. Oscar Wilde joined also and took over the leadership role from Lazenby.
Break Up[edit | edit source]
Sadly, the team member's feuding caused the break up. Daniel Craig was always criticized in the tabloids for his violent methods, one of which was cutting off Saddam Hussein's penis and making him suck on it. George Lazenby was always fighting with Wilde because he took the leadership role from him. Aqua Mariner was just an old bastard who bitched and moaned a lot. Michael Jackson was constantly trying to molest Captain Planet, who had gained herpes after battling Dick Cheney. The team ended their membership when Elton John killed both Michael Jackson and Captain Planet.
Reunion Tour[edit | edit source]
In 4069, the remaining members reunited to go on a reunion tour across the world. They will sing songs at many concerts. Lazenby was the vocalist, Craig played the machine gun, Aqua Mariner played the skin flute, and a reformed Jennifer Lopez played the Turkish Clarinet. They sang famous song like Alex Trebek, You Don't Mess Around With The Mariner, Shut The Fuck Up, Oprah Is A Lesbian, Tyra Banks Can Kiss My Fat Ass, and many more. However, no one gave a damn anymore and only 100 people went to 65 concerts all together.
