User:Aleister/archive13

Gay Jesus

Actually, I think Gay Jesus has suffered enough from all the noms. Apparently, some people are just blind to its actual content. Maybe their screens are so pixellated they can't read the text on the images. Oh well. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:38, 27 July 2011

Gay Jesus seems to be one of DrStranges pages that excel within a select group of users. A work of art, with a talk page to go along with it. Maybe somebday... Al

You're back!

I'm not Pup 05:33 28 Jul '11

Which sucks. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:26, 28 July 2011

Puppy, you come back now. (whistles for Puppy. Doesn't see him. Puts up posters on lamposts and gutter twigs alerting the neighbors about lost puppy). Where did you go? Aleister 17:15 4-7-'11

Have you tried throwing a ball for him?

Have you tried the butcher shop? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:13, 4 August 2011

Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. DJ Mixerr 16:19, October 29, 2011 (UTC) User:DJ Mixerr/sig

Hey Al

For the summer contest, my team is short one user. Will you be willing to join? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:29, 29 July 2011

Thanks. I don't know what that is, and haven't been on or near a personal internet connection lately. If I was I'd join your team, as I'm sure it's a team of the best of the best of the best. I'll read about the contest though. Aleister 17:13 4-7-'11

Good. I'll approach you shortly to explain who the other members are, and what two articles we're doing. Also, nice to see you around again. You still owe me my money. *tackles Aleister* -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:12, 4 August 2011

You have misunderstood (and you owe me so much money). I will not be around enough to participate, but wish I could. My computers are flucked up and down. I do wish you luck in the contest, and know that you will need it. Luck goes a long way in keeping the people's attention attuned to bread and circuses, and this is what you must do if you have a chance in hell of winning this contest. Sabotage your opponents, payoff the judges, and get prostitutes involved at some level. That should do the job. See, you don't need me, a lowly scribe at best, but you do need some folding money (first give me what you owe me and then we'll talk further). Aleister minutes later

Ah, i'll try that. *carjacks Aleister* -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:38, 4 August 2011

If I could be on longer I'd play the carjack game, but since my time is limited *takes out gun and shoots Lollipop is stem* *opens car door and tosses lollipop into ditch, where ants commence their work* Aleister sometime later, but soon after

Ah, smart move, but not smarter than this! *sparta kicks ants, kills them all**runs away and clings to the trunk of the car Aleister is in* *evil music* -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:48, 4 August 2011

• notices clinger in rearview mirror, brakes suddenly, backs up, hears squishy and crunchy sounds and smiles with delight* Aleister backs up again, still squishy and crunchy

Hey, let's play tag. You're it. *runs away giggling in a sophisticated manner* -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:57, 4 August 2011

I refuse to be "it". My grandpa was "it" and he took "it" to his grave. The last "it" known was a fellow from the Sudan, who became "it" through inheritence, and even then he couldn't get rid of it. So, alas, you are still "it". Aleister not it

I'll go find someone else and tell them they're it. -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 20:04, 4 August 2011

Wassup?

Glad to see you're back? What's been happening? Did they dismember your PC and found all the illegal stuff you have in there? lol. As for me, I have 2 conspiracy related articles in the works, but I'm gonna concentrate on the summer competition article (and enjoying summer too I guess!) Cheers! Mattsnow 01:41, July 30, 2011 (UTC)

You are winner

	Zombie of the Month July 2011

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:37, August 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! lol. Except silently. Whoops, there's a sound. I'll treasure my Zombie thing. 17:10 4-7-'11

Fantasy Football

Would you be even remotely interested in joining? We need one more guy pretty badly, and I know you're the kind of guy who's down for trying new things (both sexually and otherwise). What do you say? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 00:56, August 5, 2011 (UTC)

I know I fantasize about footballs, but I didn't know there was an organized group of people who get together and fantasize. Kinky. What time and where? Aleister 17:04 16-8-'11

Speaking of trying new things....

How would you like me to design you a new sig? Just give me a ring here, and you can tell me what you want in it, or I can make a new one from scratch. Either one works. Thanks, ^{→ (Der_Führerbunker--Wehrmacht Factories)} 00:58, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

I am Mimo&maxus but I'm too lazy to sign in

I love you man. Please, never leave uncyclopedia. --188.4.12.98 09:21, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

Yay, it's Mimo! -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:37, 7 August 2011

If I leave they will find me and drug, ah, drag, me back. I thought you left Mimo? Come back and chase Lollipop around with stuff. Aleister 17:05 16-8-'11

Summer

Enjoy your summer. I am currently traveling myself and enjoying the near total forgetting of uncyc. Tanks for the nice message on my talk!!! Cha cha chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! --ShabiDOO 00:26, August 7, 2011 (UTC)

The Big Crunch

Thank you very much for the vote. Because of Dark Matter you have nothing to fear. Cheers!

--Funnybony    14:30, Aug 11

Awesome video

An awesome one I just came across, hope you're back soon!

Mattsnow 12:36, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Very cool. Pup 11:26 30 Dec '11

Happy Monkey

My dear friend...how is your summer comming along? Lots of rest? Beach, parties, chicks? Have you gotten a computer? Did you hear that they made me a beaurocrat? Anyhoo...if you do ahve a computer thingy...im considering holding the happy monkey around September 1st give a day or two. What do you think...you around? rah rah rah!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 17:45, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

'Lo! I'm actually staying away by choice, as I have to catch up on many things and improve my lot in life and in humanity in general. Uncy is like a time-magnet, which is fun too, so I've learned to un-uncy for awhile. But I'll be back as active as ever at some point. Happy monkey is always good, but I won't join in this season, and am actually vacationing with Happy Monkey himself in his condo by the sea. A bearocrat? Good for you, and you deserve more than that I do believe. You are the beariest of all the bearocrats. I will now direct my attention to termites, and will love them as only a centipede could. Aleister few minutes later

TAW 2011

Hi Aleister. I'm getting things ready for this year's contest and I was wondering, as a former participant, if I could get your opinion on some of the changes I've made?

1. I've redesigned UN:REQ, modeled after Wikipedia's version, since the page has been really slow to upload for users with lower-end computers (myself included). As I've been updating it, it's occured to me that it might be too big. Also was it better having everything in one place?
2. I've scaled down the choices from five to three basic categories (UN:REQ, UN:VITAL and Wanted Pages). This is mostly due to general feedback from last year. This will limit the number of judges and, hopefully, encourages more participants.
3. I've added optional categories as "special challenges" for one or more editors. There shouldn't be any judges since the "winners" are those who successfully complete the task. I thought it was a fun concept but do you think the competion would be better off just using the regular categories?

I don't know how busy you are this fall but it'd be nice to see a few "returning champions" this year (even as judges). MadMax 22:30, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

Corpsearian

Very funny stuff, and it has a heart. Reminds me of when we wrote Chicken. Ah, memories, like the corners of my mind. --Black Flamingo 21:16, August 29, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! And I'll go answer this on your talk page, if you still have one. Aleister 18:26 30-8-'11

Corrected a few of the spellings people were complaining about (but not fixing themselves for some reason). I will vote for but I wanted to bring up the last section on Former Corpsearians - it doesn't make much sense to insult them given that the rest of the article demonises meat-eaters. Just something you might want to think about. --Black Flamingo 00:02, September 10, 2011 (UTC)

Good pints, ah, points. And well taken. Will look at it soonest (next January?). Geese!v Aleister on V 17:54 15-9-'11

We shot the hole-in-one, but you were the caddy!

It appears that you voted for Mini-golf, which ended up getting featured. Myself and Matthew Snowman would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts (well... maybe somewhere around the middle, but you get what I mean) for carrying the club all the way to the front page. Hope your career as a caddy is long and prosperous. Thanks again. -- 03:07, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

You're back!!

You're back! Good to see you again! How was your vacation? -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 17:23 September 6, 2011 (UTC)

No, not on vacation, I only edit once or twice a week lately. Real world stuff as well as computer glips. This place is so addicting I have to give myself limited fixes (I edited for like 22 months straight, not even counting the months I edited gay). Just covering VFH and the forums and messages and all eat up lots of time, I should just edit my pages and keep away from you pushers. Good to hear from you!! Aleister minutes later

Im sure you would rather hear from me! You see, I'm so busy trtying to build a social life... I should say "Re-Build", since this site ruined what I once had... which may have been little as it was. That's besides the point. The point is. I'm trying to be a big boy, and big boys visit this site once or twice a year after they ditch. So be a man Aleister! --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master

Yoyoyoyoyo niggas

Guess who's back? --Mimo&maxus 12:29, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Slim Shady? --Black Flamingo 16:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

No, It was me :'( No one recognises me anymore? --Mimo&maxus 11:08, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, yeah! You're, um... somebody... yeah... I'm sure I know your face, though!! I never forget a face! ...

Just kidding! Nice to see you back, Mimo! -- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 12:39 September 21, 2011 (UTC)

And who are you?...

Just kidding.... pal. :P --Mimo&maxus 12:49, September 21, 2011 (UTC)

Ali

Ali-ali-jandro Ali-ali-jandro dont wanna dance Ali-jandro.

Ali-ali-jandro Ali-ali-jandro dont call my name Ali-jandro.

--ShabiDOO 22:44, September 20, 2011 (UTC)

This is all too true. Al sometime later

Yo

You never answered my last message and this is why is I left uncy for the third(?) time. :'( :p --46.198.108.189 15:42, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Where is your last message? I haven't been on as much as before. Plezse point the way to the missive, and I will comply. Me on this page minute later

"Yoyoyoyoyo niggas" doesn't remind you anything? :'( sniff (btw I am Mimo :P) --46.198.108.189 19:00, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, um

That message board thing will only influence user talkpages. It's possible Wikia eventually decides to get rid of all talkpages, but that's not the case as of yet. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:31, 7 October 2011

Ah, you've explained a great mystery. But odd that they would only get rid of user talk pages. There are hundreds of great user talk pages. Just look at Maniac's. Can they really get away with this abhorent deed? Where can we Occupy Wikia? Thanks. This talk page soon to be smoked minutes later

You voted for Subliminal stimuli, which got featured!

A million thanks! -- 03:44, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Oh would you just put a link to your user talk in your sig somehow? You just made me click an extra time!

And he entered the temple upon his horseless chariot and drove out those who sold, 46 popping a wheelie unto them and saying, "It is written, 'My house shall be a place where we can ride without getting hassled by the man,' but you have made it a den of robbers." Luke 19:45-46

Thanks for the vote on Ghostwriter!--    15:42, October 11, 2011 (UTC)

Fosters Home article

I saw your comment on the Foster's Home deletion page. I do agree it could use some improving, but I didn't have much to work with (I'll admit it, the original article stunk) and wanted to see if someone else wanted to give it a go before deleting it outright. I personally just like to see input form other members than just constantly editing a page myself all the time (I don't intend to do much else to it). --Just!n 22:42, October 14, 2011 (UTC)

ΩΘΦ

I see you still have that painting I made in your talk page. How was people's reaction when they saw it as long I had been away? --Mimo&maxus 18:25, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Many people tried to buy it from me, but I wanted too much in return. How are you doing? And are you rioting in the streets? If not, why not? I've been gone too, for the most part, but hope to be around more than before, or maybe not. Now go and riot!! Aleister minutes in the future

Now way man! What's better than watching pathetic low-life greeks fighting while relaxing in your hammock? --Mimo&maxus 18:40, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

Chicken!!! What would Abbie think? How about that guy Zorba? Fight, man, fight, throw your excrement at the rulers of your country. What better way to spend a misspent youth? Aleister now and then

Well... I am fighting... When we occupied our school me and some other kids broke the coffee machine in the teachers' lounge. Isn't this sme kind of rioting? --Mimo&maxus 18:50, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

That's, ah, more like it? You occupied your school? And broke the coffee machine in the teacher's lounge? You're more radical than I thought, and now I am afraid of you. */steps away backwards, quietly leaves room clutching coffee machine Al (please call the authorities)

You haven't seen anything yet. When I was seven I stole a scooby doo magazine from a younger kid in my school! --Mimo&maxus 19:07, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

That was you!!! Give it back, mofo. Aleister mere seconds later, like Back To The Future II

Oh come on man! I was just kidding! It wasn't me. It was... Ahmed! Yeah. That pakistani boy... he did it! --Mimo&maxus 19:11, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

There is now fear in my voice when I speak of you, and my eyes dart side-to-side as I walk upon the streets which only minutes ago were safe havens but are now entries to the pits of hell itself. Aleister Protect me, Lord Jesus, from such a creature. Amen.

o.0 Aha... --Mimo&maxus 19:21, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

The next time the teachers tried to use the coffee maker, and it came out looking like dairy sludge, they probably drank it anyway as the improvement to the quality of the beverage was self-evident. Aleister 19:24 21-10-'11

bAGZ!--Mimo&maxus 19:28, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

thanks

I though you deserved a thanks today as well Aleister. --ShabiDOO 00:24, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Number 9

Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9.

Number 9
-- Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 06:06 October 22, 2011 (UTC)

No

No! --ShabiDOO 21:11, October 25, 2011 (UTC)

Cock

Cock! --Mimo&maxus 07:14, October 26, 2011 (UTC)

Boobs

Boobs! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:17, 26 October 2011

Well, you're Batman now......

Wake & Bake withDr StrangeThursdays, 6 -10amKFJC 89.7fm

Tune In, Turn On and Drop Out! Thanks for the vote on College DJ!
50 features......I just may be 50 years old before I get close to that number lol.--    14:44, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

Happy Halloween!

-- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 November 2011, at 01:24

Thank you for your vote on the Foolizter Prize

You now have a burning urge to send Bizzeebeever all of your money, a tasteful 8"x10" glossy nude print of yourself, and the keys to your apartment.
 ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Nov 4 '11 23:22 (UTC)

FANKS

AG FANKS MAN! You was prove you are not a sout piel and now you can like to get dis template because you did pay attentions... Now go milk dat bliksimse cow!

We're so sorry,

Uncle Albert. -- 00:22, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

Ha-a-a-a-ands across the water, he-e-e-e-eads across the sky! -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 November 2011, at 00:32

Live a little be a gypsy, get around (get around). Get your feet up off the ground, live a little, get around. -- 00:48, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

Aleister...Aleister...rock and roll ALEISTER! BOOOOOOOOOOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! Don't you know all about Aleister! He's rocka rocka rocka shocka shocka RAAAAAAAADICAAAAAAAAAAL!! Oooh ooh ooh...la la la...ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --ShabiDOO 02:02, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

p.s. where do we go now folks? --ShabiDOO 02:02, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

Lyrithya's talk page. -- 02:07, November 7, 2011 (UTC)

Hi

I love you. --HM (T) 01:53, November 18, 2011 (UTC)

Slower, slower. Aleister 16:30 23-11-'11

Thanks For Voting

Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month As a reward, you get one of my pizzas!

Thanks for voting for me. Cheers. -- 04:26, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

Hey wassup with you???

Getting access to a PC yet? Did you know that Funnybony rage quit? Did you know that elephants are quite huge? Mattsnow 19:35, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

More access but not here as much. Funnybony will return, he likes it here in many respects and will come by again. Yes, elephants are big. And I miss you and your rye humour. Aleister 19:57 1-12-'11

Aww thanks, now get out from under the bridge and buy that PC lol Mattsnow 20:27, December 1, 2011 (UTC)

I have a new one, which I use exclusively for porn and stalking. Aleister 20:30 1-12-'11

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU!!! Do you like my new hat?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  06 Dec 2011 ~ 08:44 (UTC)

That hat is capital! Pup 02:26 06 Dec '11

I want a new hat. My old one smells like bologna. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 6 December 2011, at 20:01

The city or the sausage? Pup 12:15 07 Dec '11

Both. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 December 2011, at 02:16

I got arrested for "Driving while NOT under the Influence!" (DNUI) That's how we roll in Quebec! Mattsnow 16:07, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

If I was under some influence now it would feel more like the holidays. Quebec? You must be cold. Do you wear mittens, and those hats with the flaps? Aleister minute later

Along with all the lumberjack apparels! Mattsnow 16:18, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

I hear that you cannucks gut polar bears and crawl in for the warmth. Hell, I do that just for fun! What's up lately? Is SPIKE really back or just a one time drop-in? Who are the new cool kids now? Have any women become members as yet? Aleister Wednesday

Aristocrat's Judgery

Now the dust has settled on another exciting Turkey Day Ball competition its time for all those kind volunteers to set to judging. The results day is next saturday, the 10th December, so it should give everyone enough time to pick their winning entries, if you are not going to be able to complete in this time give us the heads up. Your results should be revealed here. Thank you for your time... -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I am not a judge. Nor will I judge my fellow man. Except for lots of them. Aleister days later

What's this then? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:53, 7 December 2011

He's just joking socy :P --Mimo&maxus 16:56, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

What's this joke thing you speak of? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 7 December 2011

I mean kidding. --Mimo&maxus 17:00, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

besides, you would never understand the joke, socky. --Mimo&maxus 17:01, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

What does "kidding" mean? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:02, 7 December 2011

don't ask me. I only see the words from google translate. --Mimo&maxus 17:05, December 7, 2011 (UTC)

Deadline is tomorrow at something o'clock....let me know if you will have any problems finalising your judgin'? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?

A nigger. Now you may tie me to the back o' the bus and arrest me for racism. -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 11 December 2011, at 19:16

Q. What do you call Lollipop after he calls Mike Tyson a "nigger"?

A. "Earless."  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Dec 11 '11 23:49 (UTC)

Q. What do you call Bizzeebeever when he dosen't shave?

A. A busy beaver. (Yep, that's some pretty hairy vaginal humour right there) -- PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 12 December 2011, at 01:53

Actually, they call me "Pokey".

*rim shot*

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week. Tip your waitresses...just not too far!  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 12 '11 2:10 (UTC)

Classy, you give a new defintion to the name "white moron". Then again, a lollipop is many colours, so you yourself are -- wait, he comes Mike Tyson -- oh shit, Lollipop, youse in trouble!! Aleister 15:14 12-12-'11

Blahblahblah

What's up? --Mimo&maxus 16:45, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Mimo!!! Hello. Not too much up, I'm on the site once or twice a week and play with my pages and look at voting and things. And still fixing red links on my pages from the great purge of 2011. Have you had any pages up for VFH lately? That homework page is surely VFH material, if not yet then sometime. I like it this much. What's the newest with you? Please harass the harrasers of the harrasers. Al minutues later

Wanna help me with Neptune? If things go well I might nominate this one. It's not mine but I helped a lot. I don't think Homework is good enough. The second review I got on this one made me lost my hopes about it. :P --Mimo&maxus 17:12, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Reviews only reflect the reviewers world view, different for every person. I love it, but that's just me. I'm not around enough to collab or help with pages, but I will take a quick look at it (signing off in an hour or so, and will break now for food. Back soon. Alei-stir

You... you eat food? Gross! --Mimo&maxus 17:20, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Just the food that hasn't moved before or grown a face or pointy parts. Aleister now and then

But din't you known that face is the best thing to eat? Don't throw that opportunity away! You must try it once in your life. --Mimo&maxus 17:24, December 16, 2011 (UTC)

Ha! I ate so many cows and pigs in my life that they call me The Butcher. Then I stopped eating animals, and now they just call me Fatty. Al 18:16 same daze

Words

I just remembered a conversation we had a while ago where you said gravity and time are the same thing... Made me smile. Also, you know ThekillerTKF passed the big 40 a few days ago? I thought you might like to know so you can do your thang. --Black Flamingo 01:58, December 17, 2011 (UTC)

Italy

Mamma mia! You voted for Italy on VFH and it was featured!

Thanka youa! -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:40, December 18, 2011 (UTC)

So..

Snow Angel?

(talk) 01:52, 19 December 2011

A haiku just for you

Peanut butter bread

Jam spread by knife to edges

A cold frosty day.

--ShabiDOO 08:12, December 29, 2011 (UTC)

Cum in my mouth.

I like to suck lots of dicks.

I like anal, too. -- 02:28, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

Early morning fast

No carbon hydrogen burned

Frosty feet lose toes.

--ShabiDOO 01:01, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

So many users

Sitting at their computers

Counting syllables.

--Black Flamingo 01:44, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

There once was a man

Who came out of Nantucket

In a limmerick

Pup 06:00 03 Jan '12

See outside how bright

Children running to and fro

Attack dogs give chase

Aleister 11:40 3-1-'12

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Get this fucking dog off me

Fuckity fuck fuck

Pup 12:02 03 Jan '12

Pain pain pain pain pain

Growing stronger in my brain:

MattSnow's new article.

--ShabiDOO 03:28, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

From Groove Torquemada

I trust that what you are doing away from here is giving you as much pleasure as talking to the likes of the above! Thanks for spreading the rumours that I am a pitiless admin! Have a great 2012. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:06, December 31, 2011 (UTC)

I was just spreading satire to a new member who was drawing and quartering you, and pushing his view of you out a bit into the realm where he may question his own anger. I love the 92 vandal and how he plays here, and he would do things like that. Iz miss the 92 vandal (I actually have a half-feature with him, Jesus was Christian, NOT Jewish). And of course, pleasure is my middle name! Aleister Pleasure In Chains. Aye. And Happiest of New Year's to you! Aleister 12:16 31-12-'11

SPAMMER!!!

Did you really want me to take a look at it? And Happy New Year, Al! May 2012 bring you that lovely camel you always dreamt about! Mattsnow 22:29, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

No, unless you want to and have something nice to say. Camel? Reminds me, "You can lead a camel to water but you can't make it not drink." Best of '12 to you too! Aleister 22:35 2-1-'12

Give me the link to your article, I deleted it on my tp. :S Mattsnow 12:18, January 4, 2012 (UTC)

Like you care, you just want to make fun of me. Do you mean this one or this one? Or maybe this? And to be serious, the Walk into a bar collab needs more Snow. Thanks, and that was nice of you to nom Frosty for uoty, he's another treasure here, like pirate gold just laying there until somebody picks it up. Aleister minutes later

Tautological toutologicalness

Did you know that your name is Aleister in Chains, my dear Aleister in Chains? Hmm? --ShabiDOO 17:47, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

A belated thank-you from an inveterate procrastinator

Greetings, Aleister in Chains. You voted for me on UOTM for December, and also for UnNews:Son_of_Gaddafi_caught_attempting_to_enter_Canada on VFH. Now, obviously it's been a while since this happened. However, I figured that, while it can be too late to ask for forgiveness, it is never too late to give thanks.

Once again, thank you, and my apologies for not thanking you sooner. This impersonal, auto-generated message will self-destruct in 5 seconds.  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jan 4 '12 11:12 (UTC)

You're welcome, but I think your thanks is implied by the bomb. Aleister next July

Tag!

You're it. Pup 01:26 04 Jan '12

Dis guy's...

About that page and the coding and the double editing... maybe you would be better having the pages as:

[[Disguise/disguised|To remove the image click here]]
[[File:big groucho image.png]]
{{Disguise/disguised}}


And

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That way it transposes the stuff from the sub page to the main page, and when you edit the one you edit the other automagically. Just thought that might be easier then having to do the bounce back and forth thingy. Just a thought. Pup 01:34 06 Jan '12

Puppy! I wanted to ask you to explain "frame", like you talked about at my tanked article. I don't know what "frame" means in regards to a comedy page. And thanks for all this code, but the page works fine with just the red link, and the second page edits the first. You coders have to make everything all codey and maths and I have no idea if it would work better, it works ok now. And look at the Foolitzer page, I had no idea Uncle J was so prolific an unnews writer, and he hasn't won it yet (lobbying). Aleister 1:38 6-1-'12

I noticed the lobbying. I've never voted on Foolitzer as far as I'm aware, so I'm unlikely to break that habit. As for the frame thingy, it talks a bit about it here. I guess the long and short of it is that the frame is the context in which an article is placed. Sticking something into UnBooks means that it is a section of prosaic - and usually fictional - writing. Main space Uncyc is more for a direct parody of Wikipedia style articles. The same as if I was writing a game it's go into the Game space, a topical entry would go into UnNews, blah blah. Illogicopedia is a different thrust to Uncyc for the most part, as it is generally based upon an illogical view of the universe, and allows for more stream of conciousness type of thing. I look at crossbow as a really good example of what would be more of an Illogicopedia article. (I did vote for it to be FA here, because it is extremely good even if it doesn't quite fit in with the overall framework.)

There are articles that do break the framework that I have voted for - and even that I have written - but I try to make these exceptions rather than the rule. Microsoft knowledge base doesn't really fit in with the framework here, but the way that the page was manipulated meant that it was an obvious break from the frame at the start. This kind of surprise can be used to increase the comedic aspect, as surprise is an element that adds to humour. Crossbow has a similar thing with the formatting that makes it say I'm not your average article before you even start reading it.

If the war thingy was written as an encyclopaedic style, then it's fit in with the frame of being an uncyc mainspace article. As it's written is prosaic style it's more suited to UnBooks or Illogicopedia.

Of course, all of this is very bland comedy theory, and all of that from my individual perspective, and I don't claim to be an expert. But the reason why I am looking more deeply at UN:VITAL stuff is that this is the stuff that Uncyc should (opinion) be doing more of. Wayne Kest or The Fundamentalist Church of Megan Fox are two random examples (found by clicking random pages) of articles that are less suited.

The logic behind that thought pattern is that they add nothing to Uncyc that would draw in the non-user. These are the most visited pages on Wikipedia - and the ones that are likely to draw in more new users through websearch, or keep people here once they've gotten here. If we're trying to grow Uncyc, these are the kind of things that we should be focusing on. (Although I doubt that our List of pornographic actresses by decade would be as popular as List of pornographic actresses by decade.) Pup 02:11 06 Jan '12

Thanks, you've educated me very well. Microsoft knowledge base was my first favorite article here, and kept me around (I think I praised you to high heaven and was amazed at the magic and how you wrote it). I love Crossbow too. Your vital project, I'd suggest that you expand that to try to get other people to write them (i.e. Kubrick, if I ever get through it). As for htbfanjs, I must admit I've never read it 'cause I didn't want to get boxed into predetermined styles. I didn't even read Funnybony's satire of it. I see your point about UnBooks. Have you written at Illogicopedia? I'm over there with the same name, and have done a few things. You should teach a class in writing comedy. Thanks. Aleister few minutes later after reading the essay

I'm still a little gun-shy about writing at the moment. Took time off to try and re-learn how to write funny, and have had trouble starting it again. Conceptualisation I can do easily, but the putting down words in order is never confusing right seem it get to and I. Pup 02:29 06 Jan '12

Ray Bradbury wrote that writing is like jumping off a cliff, you just start it and see what happens. That's where polishing comes in - write write write, then polish polish polish. Truthfully, I'm going through my pages getting rid of red links and I don't know how I did it, wrote so much, and why nobody stopped me. It seems overwhelming to me now that I wrote so much (I was gone for most of the last half of '11, so I guess I got some perspective). But, yeah, you have a body of work here which is fantastic, and your befriending me early on with coding and nice talk and letting me be aghast at MicrosoftKB (I linked it into most of my early articles), at least in my case you were kind of a mentor. But come by illogico and there you can just free flow, kind of wakes up some of the juices. And Zim is over there, finding him and seeing his articles is kind of like finding Dennis Hopper in Apocolypse Now after he's gone over to Kurtz, a crazy man with gleams in his eye and things sticking out of him like twigs. Al minutes ahead of then

Don't you love it when you start talking about something like UN:VITAL and Lyrithya comes along and creates a forum about it. Oh, and I accidentally logged myself out, but this way nobody can guess who I really am! 124.168.71.90

Your Epic

Stan! If you want some pix/edit help etc, willing to oblige. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:56, January 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hi. Epic? More like taking small bites every day until I kick into overdrive. And thanks, I'll take you up on that when it's further along. Puppy kind of asked me to do the page, he's working on the Vital list which I also see as an important thing. If we can get all of the 1,000 vital articles, and get them in good shape, then we are cooking with gas and not firewood. But articles like Thomas Jefferson and Hubble Space Telescope were huffed, so I fear for the soul of humanity. Aleister 17:00 6-1-'12

Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 18:57, 6 January 2012

You are very welcome. And yes, my cup runneth over. With various parasites. Aleister 23:14 6-1-'12