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October shmoctober =

Puppy! Do your thang! VANDALIZE IT! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 17:04, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

A word from your new insect computer WotM

Thank you so much

for supporting my nomination for Writer of the Month.

I would like to take this opportunity to announce my shift away from writing. The reason is very simple.

As the intelligence of the average Internet user has exponentially decayed, Internet media in general has seen major paradigm shifts, from newsgroups to webcomics to lolcats. Clearly writing is dying, and Photoshop is taking its place. Visual puns such as the one at left are just as funny, and take massively less effort.
Get it? MacMania? A Macintosh wearing a Scottish kilt (because the username begins with "Mac") gone mad (and therefore transformed into a Dalek)? Oh, forget it, I'm sticking to writing.

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Thanks for the vote! Sir MacMania GUN—[23:11 1 Oct 2009]

RotM

You said you might nom me for RotM. That is totally cool. Thank you so much! But really I'd rather you not this month. I'm totally busy with school and I don't know how many reviews I can do until winter break. But my graduated NotM User:Why do I need to provide this? has done six PEEs in his first month! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:28, October 2, 2009 (UTC)

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October 1st, 2009 • Issue 66• Now With 40% More Pictures of Cats with Humorous Captions!

Users Turn to PLS to Rescue Uncyclopedia from Decay, Doom, Worstness By Gerrycheevers The Eighth Semi-Annual Poo Lit Surprise Writing Competition & Brownie Bake-Off begins this Monday, October 5th when Olipro emerges from his house. If he is frightened by his shadow, writers are required to send him love letters; otherwise, writers have two weeks to squeeze all of the humor they can out of their mostly insignificant humor glands. This year's categories include Best Article, Best Illustrated Article, Best Kanye Joke, and Best Rewrite. The list of judges includes both esteemed Uncyclopedia veterans and former PLS winners; they will be sequestered in a two-star hotel for the duration of the competition in order to ensure the most convenient environment for receiving bribes. This year's PLS Master of Ceremonies and Executive in Charge of Parking, Modusoperandi, humbly expressed optimism when asked about the quality of this installment: "This Poo Lit will be the Greatest PLS ever," said Mr. Operandi exclusively. "Anyone who says otherwise is as much of a liar as they are dumb, and they are plenty dumb. Ergo, they are also plenty liar. That made more sense in my head." Other users, who wished to remain anonymous since they regularly read the unflattering commentary often associated with being quoted in the UnSignpost, expressed hope that the PLS would revive the life-support-laden VFH and also stimulate the lagging Uncyclopedia economy. Users Agree: 'Uncyclopedia is the Boringest' By Gerrycheevers This week, Uncyclopedia users denounced the recent lack of activity on the wiki. Necropaxx initiated the conversation, noting that activity on VFH, similar to the pants of the 'hip' crowd, has dropped to unacceptably low levels. Other users have responded, and the general consensus does indeed seem to be that overall, the site's quality has dropped below acceptable levels. Not since June '07, November '07, February '08, August '08, December '08, March '09, and May '09 has Uncyclopedia seen such a blatant claim that the entire website will imminently burst into a ball of some sort, with 'flame' being the most likely sort of ball. Trusted UnSignpost undercover investigative reporter, DogNewspaper (pictured), infiltrated one such group of doom-saying users in order to obtain some first-hand declarations of the impending death throes of the wiki. "Yeah, with the number of quality articles readily available, I'd give Uncyclopedia two months at the most until it is absorbed into another humor website," said one user. Further commentary from this group of users was unavailable, as undercover investigative reporter DogNewspaper's cover was at this point compromised, as his unwavering loyalty to Uncyclopedia caused him to seize the infidel user's lower leg in his mouth and shake his head viciously. Please stay with the UnSignpost for up-to-the-week coverage of the impending(?) death of Uncyclopedia.

Check out these pages! Features and Self-Loathing on Uncyclopedia An all-time Uncyclopedia mystery explained in agonzing detail Get your monthly dose of religious oppression! From our logs: 17:54, September 27, 2009 Mordillo (Talk | contribs) blocked 92.233.10.123 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 month (Under Uncyclopedia emergency act (1976) I hereby revoke your editing priveleges) 20:55, September 27, 2009 Under user (Talk | contribs) blocked 58.166.95.119 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day ‎ (only two kinds blank Texas: steers and queers. and steers find it hard to use the internet so I guess that narrows things down a little, doesn't it?) 21:42, September 29, 2009 Roman Dog Bird (Talk | contribs) blocked 91.203.96.48 (Talk) with an expiry time of Judgement Day ‎(Hates me for some reason. Even though I happen to be the nicest man who ever lived. It's true, ask Richard Nixon.) Biopic of the Week Since exploding onto the Uncyclopedia scene in 2007, MacMania has developed into a fine-tuned humor machine. His recent writing endeavors have earned him a Writer of the Month nod, and as such, he is certainly a user worthy of biopication. His current sabbatical makes UnSignpost editors sad, but perhaps a constant spamming of his userpage with pleas to return will accelerate his comeback. UnSignpost readers, away! Old School Featured Article I Can't Believe it's Not Murder is the preferred alternative of first degree murder that celebrities, famous sports stars, politicians, and otherwise prominent individuals take advantage of in courts of law. It is similar to being found guilty of first degree murder, though this version avoids the undesirable consequences such as jail time, fines, probation, and the unsightly community service. Random Thought of the Week Dippin' Dots have been the ice cream of the future for like ten years. Shouldn't they be the ice cream of the present by now?

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Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:32, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Was I supposed to vandalise something?

From the PLS rules:

You may enter only once for each category (for which you are eligible; one article per category per person). An article may only be entered in one category, and it must fit within the requirements of a particular category. You may not change three words and the title of an article to make it eligible for another category; such behavior will result in both articles being disqualified. Additionally, in previous competitions, collaborations were permitted. However, due to a lack of collaboration submissions and complicating rules, collaborations are no longer permitted.

In short, don't put anything else up on PLS that might stop me from winning! Pup t 06:14, 14/10/2009

• (subtlecringe) ewps I guess... I am an Ok writer but a bad reader eh LOL. Thanks puppay Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 06:18, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Is all cool. I saw you fixed it about 5 seconds later, and I've just withdrawn my entry anyway. Pup t 10:19, 14/10/2009

Aww I liked that article... P.S Yes you are supposed to Vandalize my user page after every archive but this month you left my user page disgustingly neat and unvandalized... Disgraceful puppy; next month I expect to see dirty whores holding Icelandic rotten shark delicacy platters on my TALKpage please KKthnx. Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 11:59, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Spending a lot of focus doing writing he says as he writes more inanities on yet another user talk page. Pup t 03:03, 15/10/2009

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 06:13, October 15, 2009 (UTC)

New Shiny Sig test

Working and stuff yey

... ACROLO...KUN...Spam 20:33, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

/me dances in celebration./ --ChiefjusticeDS 20:37, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Oh I guess I broke something. I have no insurance!!! /me flees/ --ChiefjusticeDS 20:38, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Lol damn I think I broke something :( gotta figure this out) returning to zombiebaron stolen sig to figure it out Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 20:42, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

To think that a brain like this has to get old and die one day, /me figured it out Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 20:51, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

/me returns with a court order confirming that I had nothing to do with breaking the sig and dances in celebration once again. This time carefully avoiding all the signature stuff strewn on the floor/ Honestly, you could clean up the place if you are having visitors round! --ChiefjusticeDS 20:55, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

/me thinks of good excuse... I am method acting in preperation for my latest article on Hillbillies by getting in touch with the true nature of the Redneck race, that way I can give it my best performance (Silentcough) /me shoves some stuff under the carpet for you to not see... Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 20:58, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

Hmm, I guess I'll let it go if it's in the name of a better tomorrow for Uncyclopedia. Speaking of which, where is your toilet? I assume you have one? --ChiefjusticeDS 21:01, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

GOOD QUESTION!

I'll hold it. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:09, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

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October 8th, 2009 • Issue 67• Good things come to those who wait. So does the UnSignpost.

The End is Nigh... Once Again By The Sockinator Yes, it's that time of the year again. Despite the hopes of many, Poo Lit Surprise did not instantly revive Uncyclopedia. We are doomed! DOOMED! But how did the great Uncyclopedia become such a wasteland, one may ask. It's all a big conspiracy, I tell you! All perpetrated by a mysterious figure, known only by the initials R.L. Perseveringly, this entity has claimed the lives of various Uncyclopedians, among them such users as SysRq, Cajek, YesTimeToEdit, Siddhartha-Wolf and most recently it seems R.L. has even gotten its grips on our own UnSignpost editor Gerrycheevers. When confronted with the issue, noted favourite Jew and Zionist ruler Mordillo barely managed to exclusively tell us the following "I tell you Socky, I'd be happy to comment about our IMPENDING DOOM but I'm too busy packing. Another time maybe? HEY! MOTHERFUCKER! EASY WITH THE VASE! THAT'S FRAGILE! Sorry Sock, gotta scram, the movers are breaking my stuff. NO! DROP THAT BAN HAMMER! DROP IT I SAID!" Expert in things that suck (no pun intended), Optimuschris, was quoted saying "Uncyclopedia hasn't been cool since 08. Ban 09's." In conclusion, UN:N. UFFL Update By Guildensternenstein The previous two weeks of the UFFL action have been filled with more intrigue than a mediocre James Bond movie. Two touchdownless games by Saints’ quarterback Drew Brees cost Sternensteinenstine a win Week 3, though the team rebounded Week 4 and currently holds a solid second-place standing in the hyper-competitive UFFL. A resurgent Tom Brady and a balanced roster has led Domestic Team Name to two wins over the same period, as well as an unblemished 4-0 record. The Dudes’ neglect to change their starting roster cost them a win in Week 4, knocking the former top dogs down to a less-than-remarkable 4th place. The John Curry All-Stars have been hampered by the loss of Frank Gore, and lost last week to a rejuvenated Dibiase’s Millions that were led by a solid Aaron Rodgers-Matt Forte NFC North attack. A soft schedule has helped Oklahoma City Storm to a respectable 2-2 record, while the winless Doritians continue to struggle. Finally, The Winnerz put up mounds of points as Peyton Manning passed his way to his fourth consecutive 300-yard game…or at least would have if The Winnerz could figure out how to log in to Yahoo! and edit their roster. In a look ahead to next week’s games, Sternensteinenstine and the John Curry All-Stars will have to overcome bye weeks for both their starting quarterbacks to maintain their positions near the top of the league as they face off; Oklahoma City Storm looks to earn an easy win against a bye-week-ravaged Dibiase’s Millions; The Dudes seek redemption as they attempt to reclaim their No. 1 position against the undefeated Domestic Team Name; and the league’s bottom-dwelling, shit-eating, dog-fucking last-placers The Winnerz and Cheddar’s Doritians both search for their first wins of the season. Standings: Domestic Team Name (4-0) Sternensteinenstine (3-1) John Curry All-Stars (3-1) The Dudes (3-1) Oklahoma City Storm (2-2) Dibiase’s Millions (1-3) Cheddar’s Doritians (0-4) The Winnerz (0-4)

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9001(bot)  01:08, Oct 16

Your sig is broken

Which is why this (scroll down) shows an extra "</s>" and my comment as being crossed out, even though it isn't. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:48, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Oh darn... I'll kist have to use the old one then coz I dunno what it could be... I'll try add one more </span> might be that... Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:21, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Fixed the missing </span> soz bout that :D Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:23, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

That was close. You almost broke the internet. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:26, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

What can I say, I'm the apocalypse :P Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:29, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Thank the unsignpost

Saving us all from gratuitous manboobage. Pup t 06:05, 19/10/2009

LMAO, well if you put it that way... ... ... Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 06:10, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Now that is funny. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:35, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

User:Acrolo/Winnie The Shit Redirect and other Fixes

I just fixed User:Acrolo/Winnie The Shit so it's not a double redirect. I was a virgin double redirector until now! And I did it in your user space. Why do I feel so dirty? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  22:52, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

LMAO thank you... I am still a redirect virgin :( and now my userpage has once again been raped...! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:46, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, but I really, really enjoyed it. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:04, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

You probably noticed, but I did some grammar and spelling fixes to the article. I hope that's OK. If you don't like them, feel free to revert! King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  19:07, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks :D. Just a pity that it was someone elses idea too ... well as long as someone enjoyed it is good enough for me I guess :) And thanks for the fixes too... Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 06:27, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for...

User:POTR/Template:Lateral Thanking Pup t 03:59, 20/10/2009

Acrolo's bee says

User:Why do I need to provide this?/Sun Bee thanks King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  05:38, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

Dude...

I didn't know you were also South African! :D We can like start our own colony here. --^Dame 11:33, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

AMG wheee! I don't think we have officially met... HARRO! Nice to meet ya! Nice piktor skillz there :P Mebe you can do some for me sometime? As you can see I am too impatient to make proper pics lol. P.s Where in SA you from?

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 15:38, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks man, nice to meet you too ^_^ I'm always happy to fulfill in pictorial requests. Just drop me a line on my talkpage. I'm from Pretoria but I live in Scotland. Where u from? --^Dame 15:52, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

:D Thanks that will be really awesome... I'm originally from Midrand, and stayed in Centurion for a while but now I live in Limpopo in a one horse mountain town lol... What's scotland like? Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 16:00, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

No way, I grew up in a one horse mountain town in Limpopo, Thabazimbi :D Scotland is great, I absolutely love it here. --^Dame 16:10, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

Oh yeah! I do accommodation bookings in Thabazimbi :D Live in Haenertsburg though... I'm so jealous... I can't wait to go overseas at some point! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 16:13, October 21, 2009 (UTC)

We should have a South African Uncyclopedia get together or something. Also:

Wikus van der Merwe thanks you for voting for BlueSpiritGuy as NotM. Because you did this he will not shoot you with his big fokken alien robot. As long as you leaves his cat food out.

Don't know Wikus? Go watch District 9 loser

And thank you for nominating me. I'm gonna be busy for a while, but I'll be back in full swing with Uncyc around 14 November.--BlueSpiritGuy 17:58, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

Only a pleasure... The more south africans that become Something of the month the better righ? All part of the big colonization scheme :P And may I say you pinned the tail on the donkey with that Julius article. I think yer gonna do really well on this site...:)

Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 10:08, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

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October 22nd, 2009 • Issue 68 • Semi-endorsed by Journalism Union #448

Invisible UnSignpost Issue Confuses, Annoys Readers By Gerrycheevers As a gag/publicity stunt/desperate cry for attention, last week's edition of Uncyclopedia's most beloved and 3rd most cherished newspaper, the UnSignpost, was rendered invisible before being delivered. After the issue was wrapped up, UnSignpost contributing editors Dexter111344 and Socky used their inherent superpowers or something to cause the issue to not appear on user's talk pages when delivered. In addition, further enhancements rendered each user's talk page history to not be altered upon delivery, thus completely erasing any evidence that the issue was delivered or even existed at any point. Feedback thus far has been overwhelmingly negative, with angry subscribers sending death threats and exploding telegrams to the UnSignpost office for the past four days. UnSignpost Executive in Charge of Sniffing Mail, Dognewspaper (pictured), luckily suffered only minor burns and a singed tail. 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Standings: Sternensteinenstine (5-1) Domestic Team Name (5-1) The Dudes (4-2) John Curry All-Stars (4-2) Oklahoma City Storm (3-3) Cheddar’s Doritians (2-4) Dibiase’s Millions (1-5) The Winnerz (0-6) IT'S OVER 25,000!!! Maybe. By Electrified mocha chinchilla Uncyclopedia just might make the mark of 25,000 articles. Sometime soon. Maybe tomorrow. Surely it's yet another milestone that only puts us that much more ahead of Wikipedia, Conservapedia, and Das Kapital combined in content. However, thoughts from the rest of the community on what this means for our beloved wiki have been varyingly expressed as joyous, apathetic, dismal, and downright nonsensical. "But even with 25,000 articles, we're still 65,000 short of being strong enough to fight Captain Ginyu," says the attractive Guildensternenstein as we stop him on his way to Planet Namek. Others offer real conversation of a possible reskin and doubts that the mark will actually be reached with Forest Fire Week probably happening sometime. Maybe. Discussion started by an attention whore in Miniluv over the Welcoming Committee and their welcoming template(s) has sparked the particular attention of many Uncyclopedians, most of whom by their own admission have never read the welcoming template, HTBFANJS, BGBU, any of the other things the welcome template advises new users to read, or have heard of Uncyclopedia. The recent round of QQ'ing and debating over the alleged poor quality of Uncyclopedia, as highlighted in the last edition's piece about the end being nigh and a Poo Lit Surprise nomination, can come to a close. It is this writer's observation that Uncyclopedia is the worst because nobody cares about editing guides which make confusing acronyms. Obvious correlation is obvious. 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9001(bot)  18:05, Oct 23

Thanks for your vote!

According to your ISP's records, you supported file sharing. The Recording Industry Association of AmericaTM has notified the authorities of your unacceptable political views. Lars Ulrich will shortly visit your residence in our name to kick your teeth out. In the meantime, thank you for voting.

--Andorin Kato 17:57, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

I did...

...that thing for that page, if you want it. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:43, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

The flesh on the arm is showing slightly. Sorry to be picky, especially as it's not mine, but it sticks out like a sore thumb. Pup 07:25, 27/10/2009

I didn't notice that when I first looked at it, but hopefully that will be an easy fix for Modus. Other than that (and to me it's very minor), I really like the pic. By the way, you notice three of us are having a conversation on someone else's user space? Why does that keep happening here? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  07:38, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what you're talking about. His arm contains adequate poohness. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:49, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

WOW Modus! I love it! this eases the pain of having accidentally written an unoriginal piece... Thank you so much! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 10:19, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Not right now, but in a few hours I plan to nom this for VFP. There's been very little decent art there lately. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  14:54, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Argh! Using admin powers to go back in time and colour in Johnny Depp's arm! Pup 00:28, 28/10/2009

Thanks!

Chief would like thank you for voting for him to be UotM for October Thanks! It means a lot to me, which is quite depressing on it's own.

--ChiefjusticeDS 18:49, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

UnSignpost 29-10-2009

The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost

Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!

October 29th, 2009 • Issue 69 • Hehehe, 69

9001(bot)  01:29, Nov 3

Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

Dear Mr/Ms Acrolo/archive4, Greetings. I am the lawyer for Arthur C. Clarke's estate. It has come to my assistant's attention that you recently supported an article on this website (henceforth referred to as "Uncyclopedia"), namely the article titled 2001: A Space Odyssey, to be featured on the website front page. We are honoured, although, of course: 1. We are fully aware of just how monumentally great the film is, and 2. We are preparing a suit against you for supporting copyright infringement, and the author of the article (referred to as "MacMania") is currently under arrest at Sri Lanka (not Ceylon).* However, we would be obliged if you would be able to do us one small favour. As interim representatives of Clarke's estate, we are in talks with Random House to commission a fifth book to add to the 2001 trilogy of four books. We've always been of the opinion that 3001: The Final Odyssey was too bleak of a book, and we would love to have the series finish on a slightly more upbeat note. We were thinking 3010: And Another Odyssey, by J K Rowling? Please let us know. Your obedient servant (in a figurative sense) James Steel c/o Alesha Phillips London EC4M 7EH UK * Why Ceylon got the works is nobody's business but the Sinhalese.

It's a bit late, but not as late as a late parrot. Thanks! Sir MacMania GUN—[13:56 3 Nov 2009]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is the best thank you template ever! It should be featured it's so good... however do not read it stoned...