Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive36

Tate McMancooper

Keep
Delete	Huff this shit. --Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~17:25, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Oprah, ninjas, hitler zombies in the first paragraph. Kill it.--InfiniteMonkey 01:24, 4 June 2006 (UTC) Off with it's Head! This article makes me want to cry.TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 04:28, 4 June 2006 (UTC) Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:42, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
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Kraft

Keep
Delete	Abolish this Travesty User:TD TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:44, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:34, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Not coherent, not funny. Delete.--InfiniteMonkey 01:25, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	It needs something... Life Support Maybe? Meh, pull the Plug, I say! User:TD TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:44, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Pipp-ORK

Keep
Delete	Smells like vanity (ewwwwww!). --DW III 00:13, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Random humor is not funny. --Sbluen 02:19, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Kill User:TD03:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC) BURN! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:34, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Murder. --DeathByPie 00:46, 4 June 2006 (UTC) delete.--InfiniteMonkey 01:26, 4 June 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Sometimes, the initial 3 seconds of an article will tell you how bad things are. This was one of those times. User:TD03:20, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Die

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Delete	Demolish this piece of crap, we already have this article.... -- SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 11:13, 3 June 2006 (UTC) 6x damage it to hell. The world will be a better place without it. --BLAPS priest #1 10:40, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Crap. Crappity crap crap crap. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 19:47, 2 June 2006 (UTC) Word play is not funny. --Sbluen 00:11, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Deserves Death more than Paris Hilton. Just simply Disgusting. User:TD 03:14, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Die.--Rataube 20:55, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
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Santa clause's existance in full

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Delete	~CaputosistheHorrible13:24, 1 June 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:12, 1 June 2006 (UTC) Trash & burn. --DW III 19:02, 1 June 2006 (UTC) Grind into Dog food, then Burn User:TD 03:22, 3 June 2006 (UTC) Delete* Or move to: Santa clause's existence in full
Comments	The author can't spell "Minnesota". Rather than correcting it, I think we're best served by simply throwing away the attempt. User:TD 03:22, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

Baby Weasel

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Delete	~CaputosistheHorrible13:19, 1 June 2006 (UTC) This article has way too many Chuck Norris references.--Sbluen 15:01, 1 June 2006 (UTC) Burn it. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:11, 1 June 2006 (UTC) Baleet. Grotesque, and Poorly written.TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here)
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Stuyvesant High School

Keep	Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:34, 31 May 2006 (UTC) It's not a GOOD article... but I've heard of Stuyvesant, so at least it's notable. --Hobelhouse 23:08, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Not bad writing but VANITY.----OEJ 03:51, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Isn't it time to clarify the existence of a Permissible vanity rule in this pages header? -- Swami A. Suresh 09:25, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

Granada High School

Keep	Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:34, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Vanity. Die. The purge is well underway, I see.----OEJ 03:48, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
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Sarvajanik college of engineering and technology

Keep	Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Yes, another vanititious chancre.----OEJ 03:40, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
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Ramapo College of New Jersey

Keep	Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:35, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	What, more vanity?----OEJ 03:38, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Does not appear to be vanity. See its en.wp entry. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 06:09, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

Saint Olaf College

Keep	Appears to be devoid of any vanity, and since I am from the same state, many of the jokes are funny to me, as I suspect they would be to many people in the upper mid-west. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:54, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:36, 31 May 2006 (UTC) Keep TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:17, 3 June 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go away.----OEJ 03:33, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Made me laugh, and I've been pretty damn heartless with Uncyclopedia articles in the past, so that's an accomplishment. TD Complain here MUN (Insert Funny Quote Here) 03:17, 3 June 2006 (UTC)

University College London

Keep	Apparently Real. Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:36, 31 May 2006 (UTC) Quite well known in the UK I believe. And follows all the vanity rules. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:51, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Utter cruftly garbage.----OEJ 03:30, 30 May 2006 (UTC) I studied at UCL and I can confirm that the article is crap. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 06:48, 1 June 2006 (UTC)
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St. Colman's College

Keep	Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:32, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Vanity school page.----OEJ 03:29, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
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Skidmore College

Keep	I found it a funny page regardless, one that seems more focused on mocking the liberal basis of most college institutions more than anything. Maybe keep while just removing a few obvious vanity sections?Secondwhiteline 05:02, 30 May 2006 (UTC) This is not vanity. Period. Again, this is a well-known institution in the US, and the material is appropriate for a satire of it. A good rule of thumb here is that if a printed encyclopedia would have an article on it, it is never vanity merely because of its subject. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 06:05, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:32, 31 May 2006 (UTC) The page isn't that bad, isn't vanity if it's well known. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:42, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Vanity school page...OK, it's a long one but burn them all.----OEJ 03:27, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
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Reed College

Keep	Not a terribly good page, but this is a college that a real encyclopedia would have to have a page on and there is some material that could be used by future authors. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 05:58, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:31, 31 May 2006 (UTC) Permissible, but definitely needs a rewrite/expansion. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:46, 31 May 2006 (UTC) I found it sort of funny, but that's probably only because I'm going there next year. --Spin 16:27, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Vanity school page. ----OEJ 03:25, 30 May 2006
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Wells College

Keep	Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:31, 31 May 2006 (UTC) Ok, but needs expansion and tidying. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 15:48, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Vanity school page. (Hope I'm using the new page code rite.) (Fuck, I was not.) ----OEJ 03:23, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Ok, I admit I haven't heard of this college, but there is nothing here that constitutes vanity. It is short, but actually has humor value. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 06:01, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

MoneySign

Keep	but only for it's discussion page. --Usewho'sname? 17:38, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Because I don't see the harm in it. --~ sin($) tan(€) 20:44, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Then i should go make an article about famous Menoscwiczs... --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 01:11, 31 May 2006 (UTC) Doesn't appear to be any threat. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:38, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Not because i don't like User:MoneySign, its that the article sucks. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 03:08, 30 May 2006 (UTC) I agree. Smash into little pieces and recycle. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:03, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Yeah, the article does pretty much suck. --Spin 16:25, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	If voted off the island, please move to a sub-user page of mine. --~ sin($) tan(€) 20:44, 30 May 2006 (UTC) I agree. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 01:10, 31 May 2006 (UTC) If it's a question of Vanity.. you could always just move it to Money Sign.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:22, 1 June 2006 (UTC)

Obert

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Delete	I believe it to be vanity. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 00:30, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:03, 30 May 2006 (UTC) NOT Permissible Vanity ~CaputosistheHorrible15:40, 31 May 2006 (UTC) Shit. --Spin 16:23, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
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Marcel

Keep
Delete	*Gay Gay Gay. Dicks Dicks Dicks. Fag Fag Fag. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 20:04, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Bad formatting. --Sbluen 01:01, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Detonate. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:04, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Nuked by Nytrospawn. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:41, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

Jack Bauer

Keep	It wasn't that bad. If it got a picture it would be a lot better, but I confess I never figured out how to do that.--Woody 01:54, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	The terrorists won. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 19:21, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:00, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Yep. --Spin 16:21, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
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BT

Keep	KEEP! i wanna nom this for vfh. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 19:35, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Very messed-up page--123Fat123 16:28, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:33, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Burn Totally --Usewho'sname? 17:42, 30 May 2006 (UTC) Yeah... --Spin 16:20, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
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Ancient cave men in the second world war

Keep	It passed the "I can actually read all the way through it" test with flying colors. It sucks, but it has originality and charm. --Spin 16:19, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Bad, short, crap, too old to NRV. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:23, 29 May 2006 (UTC) this article could've been good if it wasn't so bad. someone rewrite the idea good, add something about the timeline, like when the cavemen die other soldiers disapear cos they were never born anymore. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:28, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Lacks proper grammor and is not funny.--123Fat123 16:19, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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Google Earth

Keep	Very funny, and I think it should be kept. SonicChao 20:37, 30 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Not funny and too old for NRV. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:11, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Deserves to be wacked into non existance.--Usewho'sname? 10:18, 29 May 2006 (UTC) very kill. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:24, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Meh...needs work... --PiOfFive 02:59, 30 May 2006 (UTC)

Namster teh hamster

Keep
Delete	Delete page, ban everyone who edited or even looked at it. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 23:38, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Rape the users involved, pillage everything involved, and burn the article to oblivion. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:48, 31 May 2006 (UTC) No Comment. --Spin 16:14, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	VFDing this as there seems to be a dispute (22 reverts today or so). NOTE: Please do not close this VFD until tuesday unless there is a clear consensus, as the two parties involved are banned for 24 hours. --Splaka 05:16, 29 May 2006 (UTC) again just move it to his userpage where it belongs - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:14, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Petch

Keep
Delete	Gobshite edit. -- Swami A. Suresh 03:02, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:45, 29 May 2006 (UTC) wtf is it? - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:06, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Huff Tomorrow ~CaputosistheHorrible15:44, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Submitter is candidate for Gobshite of the month award for May. This page should stay until june 1:st to simplify voting process. -- Swami A. Suresh 03:02, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Qulumphs

Keep	i don't really want to keep it, i just feel bad voting to destroy all those pages of words - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:51, 29 May 2006 (UTC) I'm on the same line. I do not want to delete bad pages. I want to delete catastrophes. -- Swami A. Suresh 16:36, 29 May 2006 (UTC) not infectious. ~CaputosistheHorrible15:45, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Anon IP has proved beyond a doubt that lots of time != a quality article. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 13:38, 27 May 2006 (UTC) Destroy!™ ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:41, 29 May 2006 (UTC) I made a valiant effort to read it, and failed. --Spin 16:12, 31 May 2006 (UTC)
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Gelato Boy.

Keep
Delete	Short, rubbish, too old to NRV. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:03, 29 May 2006 (UTC) What a waste of 30 seconds of my life that was.Still cheered me up, at least i'm not the unfunniest article writer here.--Usewho'sname? 10:22, 29 May 2006 (UTC) kill. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:20, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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Dark Masters of Technology

Keep
Delete	Short and stubby, too old to NRV. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:58, 29 May 2006 (UTC) huff it, eh?--Usewho'sname? 10:23, 29 May 2006 (UTC) make it be gone. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:17, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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Shadowmarth

Keep
Delete	Smells like vanity --Splaka 05:16, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:45, 29 May 2006 (UTC) Then burn it some more.--Usewho'sname? 10:25, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	instead of deleting it just move it straight to his userpage, cos that's what it is really. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:09, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Guns N' Roses

Keep
Delete	1) not funny 2) partially factual 3) short 4) old 5) actual picture of the band. DELETE IT. --ZB 15:51, 28 May 2006 (UTC) 6) bad formatting 7) many red links. --Sbluen 04:15, 29 May 2006 (UTC) 8) total crap. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:44, 29 May 2006 (UTC) 9) someone please use the farming technique of SLASH AND BURN on this--Usewho'sname? 10:31, 29 May 2006 (UTC) kill. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:05, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Sandbox/Unstory

Keep
Delete	Superceded by Uncyclopedia:Department of Fun/Unstory. - Sikon 15:50, 28 May 2006 (UTC) Merge into Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Unstory. --Sbluen 22:22, 28 May 2006 (UTC)
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31337

Keep
Delete	Pointless and contentless. ---Rev. Isra (talk) 21:12, 27 May 2006 (UTC) Agreed Modusoperandi 02:37, 28 May 2006 (UTC) It's classic, but what was once classic is now QVFD-quality. Rising standards, you know. - Sikon 13:30, 28 May 2006 (UTC) March it to the gulag --ZB 15:21, 28 May 2006 (UTC) Tear it to shreads and recycle the bytes into something good. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:43, 29 May 2006 (UTC) huff. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 14:00, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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Coursework

Keep
Delete	Aweful stuff. To old for a QVFD. --ZB 20:24, 27 May 2006 (UTC) Burn. And nothing is too old for QVFD. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:42, 29 May 2006 (UTC) huff. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:58, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
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Old Nick

Keep
Delete	Terribly old, one edit, huffinate it.-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:29, 27 May 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:41, 29 May 2006 (UTC) yeh, kill. - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:56, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Old Nick is a paraphrase for the Devil. Why not write a page about the diabolic nature of aged IRC chatters? -- Swami A. Suresh 16:39, 29 May 2006 (UTC)

Gnug

Keep	It's not that bad, i'm gonna slap a picture on it and expand it, so hold off killing it for the minute - jack mort | cunt | talk - 13:48, 29 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Short, unfunny and too old to be NRV'd. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 07:57, 27 May 2006 (UTC) Um, yeh...Modusoperandi 08:22, 27 May 2006 (UTC) blah-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 09:43, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
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Gatorade

Keep
Delete	Read it and see for yourself... too old to be NRV'd. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:02, 27 May 2006 (UTC) Wow, look at all of the pretty dead links... Modusoperandi 08:21, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
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Masterton

Keep
Delete	Just plain awful & going nowhere. --DW III 04:31, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	NRV'd. Voting closed.--<<>> 04:37, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Administrators

Keep
Delete
Comments	Donno... was deleted by an NRV expiry.. but I personally think it's worthy. Since this is the rpoper NRV removal process, and because ZB told me to, I decided to post it here.   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:37, 26 May 2006 (UTC) I think it needs to be rewritten significantly. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:03, 26 May 2006 (UTC) Er... It's been NRV'd. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:51, 26 May 2006 (UTC) NRV'd. That's because there's no {{VFD}} on it. We'll catch it the next time around if it survives this round.--<<>> 04:35, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Sprite_comic

Keep	It's satire. Not great parody, but good enough to not need VFD. Don't you remember going to school with this guy? The one with the badly thought out idea that he thought was deep shit? Modusoperandi 17:26, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Check the talk page, it's extremely in dry humor. You know, the kind that whacks you over the head.--Moogle.EXE 17:27, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Because it's my page Because it's parody. If any of you have ever been to a sprite comic forum you know exactly what I'm talking about. --Hobelhouse 19:32, 25 May 2006 (UTC) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 00:05, 26 May 2006 (UTC) Seems all right to me. Not wildly fantastic, but okay. FreeMorpheme 07:26, 26 May 2006 (UTC) Antidelete! -L 16:36, 26 May 2006 (UTC) Nah. I like it. --Kalir, Novice Burninator (offer instruction) 17:02, 26 May 2006 (UTC) This article is the reason I first got a modem in 1988.--<<>> 04:33, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	What part of humour doesn't this guy understand? --Hpesoj 17:17, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Delete anyway. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:51, 26 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	looks satirical. At least, I hope it was meant to be so. ~CaputosistheHorrible17:19, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Kept.--<<>> 04:38, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

Towel

Keep
Delete	Cry Havoc, and Let loose the Dogs of Huff!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 01:13, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Delete this! Just a shameless copy from the book! MwM 14:53, 25 May 2006 (UTC) DESTROY IT! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:59, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Photon Torpedos! ~CaputosistheHorrible17:18, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Verbatim from HHGTTG; what's the point? If vote goes -5, will huff both. --DW III 00:50, 25 May 2006 (UTC) You can't have two articles in the same huff, per rule 2, section 2, subheading 2. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:56, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal

Keep
Delete	You can commence the huff at your earliest convenience, Commander. Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:59, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Guillotine it. ~CaputosistheHorrible17:12, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Verbatim from HHGTTG; what's the point? If vote goes -5, will huff both. --DW III 00:50, 25 May 2006 (UTC) You can't have two articles in the same huff, per rule 2, section 2, subheading 2. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:56, 25 May 2006 (UTC)

Astronomer

Keep
Delete	Few edits (3 words) since may 2005. Possible vanity.-- Swami A. Suresh 08:49, 23 May 2006 (UTC) Destroy. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:50, 23 May 2006 (UTC) Delizzle --Spin 23:40, 24 May 2006 (UTC) It's like vanity, but with geeks. As with vanity it sucks, but with geeks Modusoperandi 23:44, 24 May 2006 (UTC) Ausrotten! -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 00:02, 25 May 2006 (UTC) Sword it. ~CaputosistheHorrible17:11, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	and more: random megalomania. Fun? Not enough.-- Swami A. Suresh 05:39, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Mawi

Keep
Delete	I found this whilt cleaning out the wanted categories. I would have NRV'd it, but it was to old. --ZB 17:49, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	The article was created May 20, 2006. So I have a question for you: Do you like your words fried or baked? NRVd, voting closed. –H. 17:54, 22 May 2006 (UTC) What? Are you commenting on my "Delete reason in a can" method? --ZB 00:57, 23 May 2006 (UTC) No, I'm just asking how you want to eat your words. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 13:18, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

20XY

Keep
Delete	I found this whilt cleaning out the wanted categories. I would have NRV'd it, but it was to old. --ZB 16:47, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Detonate. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:48, 22 May 2006 (UTC) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:59, 22 May 2006 (UTC) oblivion doesn't even deserve this. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:23, 23 May 2006 (UTC) Axe it. ~CaputosistheHorrible17:08, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Ghelae seems a bit single-minded.-- Swami A. Suresh 17:25, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Suresh has a point. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:49, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

Candiru

Keep
Delete	I found this whilt cleaning out the wanted categories. I would have NRV'd it, but it was to old. --ZB 16:43, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Burn. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:46, 22 May 2006 (UTC) We don't need no water... —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:59, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Not good. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:23, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. Copied from wikipedia without significant changes. --Spin 23:46, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Lynard Skynard

Keep
Delete	I found this whilt cleaning out the wanted categories. I would have NRV'd it, but it was to old. --ZB 15:35, 22 May 2006 (UTC) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:37, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:39, 22 May 2006 (UTC) It's not a real important subject, the people who most view this site probably think he's a real person. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:23, 23 May 2006 (UTC) Wait, you're saying he's not a real person? --Spin 23:48, 24 May 2006 (UTC) Just too short ~CaputosistheHorrible17:05, 25 May 2006 (UTC)
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Symphony

Keep
Delete	I found this whilt cleaning out the wanted categories. I would have NRV'd it, but it was to old. --ZB 15:33, 22 May 2006 (UTC) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:37, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Destroy. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:39, 22 May 2006 (UTC) This article is short, it has many red links, and it uses bad jokes. --Sbluen 23:38, 22 May 2006 (UTC) I do get it, it's just really stupid and short.--~~Ampi~~meowarchives 00:50, 23 May 2006 (UTC) It looks like crap...huffinate it. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:19, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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Jordan

Keep
Delete	WTF? It's terrible. If this is the standard I can expect around here, I'm not coming back. (Yes, I can hear you Hinoa4, very funny) --Frogturd 12:59, 24 May 2006 (UTC) Came across this one while cleaning out NRVs. Technically, it shouldn't have been NRVd in the first place (as it's too old). So, I leave it to you, the voters of Uncyc, to judge for yourselves. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 14:55, 22 May 2006 (UTC) I think we all agree. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:05, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Kill the beast. --ZB 15:33, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Der Richter Und Sein Henker, Ich bin der Richter, die Adminses sind die Henker;-) You guys are the hangmen!-- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:23, 23 May 2006 (UTC)
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Barefooting

Keep
Delete	Egad!!!, it's terrible. I have to agree with Hinoa4. (This doesn't mean I forgive you for trying to delete Huddersfield) --Frogturd 12:56, 24 May 2006 (UTC) I hate it. It needs to be huffed and quickly. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 02:47, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Splat. Crush. Whatever. DELETE! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:04, 22 May 2006 (UTC) And after that embarassing mess below, I think I'll sign on. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 15:38, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	This article should have been NRVed. It is now NRVed. Please check to see if an article is NRV-worthy before adding it to VFD in the future. Voting closed. –H. 14:27, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Memo to self: Check history before NRVing. Carry on. –H. 14:29, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

Hans Island

Keep
Delete	This is terrible. Almost a year old and it hasn't significantly changed/nor does anyone care to. Tags are would be pointless here. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:32, 21 May 2006 (UTC) Too short. Exterminate. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:25, 22 May 2006 (UTC) This article is as short as NRV articles and it has red links and a spelling mistake. --Sbluen 02:07, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Destroy. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:04, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments

Huddersfield

Keep	Keep this page and save me the trouble of re-creating it. --Frogturd 11:55, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Very old, some place in England no one cares about that only a few people know of. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 20:32, 21 May 2006 (UTC) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:25, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:03, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments

Aled Jones

Keep	Voting is open again, as I have revised the page. Who the is Hinoa4, and why does he keep trying to delete my favourite pages? --Frogturd 12:53, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	--Nytrospawn 19:42, 21 May 2006 (UTC) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 13:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	NRVed, voting closed. –H. 01:26, 22 May 2006 (UTC) Okay, I'll grant you a trial. By the way, I'm an admin here, so quit with the mouthing off or I'll ban you. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 13:21, 24 May 2006 (UTC) Wahey.... thanks Mr Hinoa4, I'll try to do you proud, you see if I don't. (Doffs cap, backs away respectfully)

Race to Paris

Keep	Somebody has gone to a lot of trouble to write this. This Hinoa4 is really getting on my tits. I know the page is shite, but it IS in keeping with all the other shite here, especially the shite written by Hinoa4. I vote "Keep It", it bulks up the page count. --Frogturd 12:40, 24 May 2006 (UTC) Keep your shite up and I'm banning you. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 13:22, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Appears to be vanity, but I'm not sure so... ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:09, 21 May 2006 (UTC) Too bloggy for my taste. Die. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:27, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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Cow Arson

Keep
Delete	We already have Cow arson; not worthy of merging/ingesting. --DW III 16:58, 23 May 2006 (UTC) Probably should have been NRVd, but hey, whatever. Smashy. User:Hinoa4/sigVFD 22:18, 23 May 2006 (UTC) I agree. BURN! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:01, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Burnt & redirected. --DW III 21:38, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Wright State University Lake Campus

Keep
Delete	Terrible vanity. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:18, 21 May 2006 (UTC) Pwn it. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC) Should be deleted anyway, as the {{expand}} tag has expired. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:28, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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Lap Dog

Keep
Delete	It's just dumb, it's been around for nearly a year, no one rewrote it, it isn't an important topic...trash it. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 14:02, 21 May 2006 (UTC) I agree. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC) Expired rewrite tag, anyway. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:30, 22 May 2006 (UTC)
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Prof. Jesus Hogan

Keep
Delete	--Nytrospawn 18:33, 20 May 2006 (UTC) There is nothing funny about this article. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 21:09, 20 May 2006 (UTC) HTBFANJS --KATIE!! 02:38, 21 May 2006 (UTC) Reeaaaaally bad(ish)™. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 06:08, 21 May 2006 (UTC) Nichts hier ist gut, ich mag es nicht! Essentially NO -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 13:29, 21 May 2006 (UTC) Tripe™; dispose forthwith. --DW III 16:38, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Nytrospawn got it, and if the red link up top didn't tip you off, voting is closed. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:31, 22 May 2006 (UTC)

American Dragon Jake Long

Keep	Why not edit it and make it funnier then? This show deserves to be mocked. That's all I'm saying. I say let it stay. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thenickelmanisme (talk • contribs) at 17:52 EDT, 20 May 2006 Agree. This should deserve a rewrite.--Jtaylor1 06:13, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	SU182 01:21 20 May 2006 (UTC) I agree. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:33, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	This article actually has real info about the TV show, It sounds like Wikipedia and it's not funny or good. --SU182 01:21 20 May 2006 (UTC)

Jar Jar

Keep
Delete	epynephrin 19:40, 19 May 2006 (UTC) Demolish demolish detonate! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 16:40, 21 May 2006 (UTC) —Hinoa KUN (talk) 20:26, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	It has been told to merge with Jar Jar Binks, but I don't think it has any redeeming value; it's mostly an opinion and a recycled SNL reference. It should be made into a redirect for the other page. --epynephrin 19:40, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

Demon Hunter forums

Keep	*KEEP IT!! Supmyman7 01:19, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	V-A-N-I-T-Y ~CaputosistheHorrible13:38, 19 May 2006 (UTC) I should huff it right now. But I'm too lazy, so smashy. User:Hinoa4/sigVFD 14:55, 19 May 2006 (UTC) Log, ugly and boring. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:57, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Acutally, it's previously deleted vanity. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:39, 19 May 2006 (UTC) As I see it, it follows the vanity guidelines.-- Swami A. Suresh 17:27, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

Eddy rees

Keep
Delete	* Recreated vanity.--Jtaylor1 08:46, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	gone ~CaputosistheHorrible13:08, 19 May 2006 (UTC)

PIMI

Keep
Delete	Erradicate. --Witty Guy bitch at me 21:11, 18 May 2006 (UTC) Um. Die. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:05, 19 May 2006 (UTC) Slay it. ~CaputosistheHorrible13:08, 19 May 2006 (UTC) Hm. What do you think I'd say? DEMOLISH! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:56, 19 May 2006 (UTC) Make the bad page go away. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 13:19, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
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Falun Bong

Keep	What's wrong with it? FreeMorpheme 20:12, 18 May 2006 (UTC) Strong keep The pictures are enough.-- Swami A. Suresh 11:29, 19 May 2006 (UTC) I like it.--Rataube 18:48, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	~CaputosistheHorrible17:34, 18 May 2006 (UTC) Ok, but only because I'm an uncyc deletionist. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:35, 18 May 2006 (UTC) Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:11, 19 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Maybe tag it with a rewrite. -- Sir Severian (Sprich mit mir!) 13:21, 21 May 2006 (UTC)

Mike Hunt

Keep
Delete	Copied entirely from a section of People with distinguished names, which was originally a stand alone article by another author. - Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 09:05, 18 May 2006 (UTC) --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 10:45, 18 May 2006 (UTC) Shoot with a pistol ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 15:06, 18 May 2006 (UTC) Je concorde. ~ Ghelæ le françaistalkcontribs 16:06, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
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Nuke Sword

Keep	I agree it's not good, but it's not terrible. ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 15:05, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Because it's dumb, it's a vanity page, and it's creator has been adding crap Nuke Sword/vanity references to every page he edits. If you can't be funny, just read, don't edit. Or better yet, learn how to be funny, then come back and edit. Modusoperandi 17:59, 17 May 2006 (UTC) I've seen what you put about him/her/it/aardvark in the ban patrol and I agree. Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 18:00, 17 May 2006 (UTC) Banned user for spreading self-referential vanity links. Deleted links. Article should go too. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 21:09, 17 May 2006 (UTC) CVP this vanity because it will keep on getting recreated.--Jtaylor1 09:03, 19 May 2006 (UTC) I absorbed the idea into my article. Now you can destroy it. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 21:08, 20 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	A nuclear-powered sword... hmm... sounds perfect for Peoples' Nuclear Program. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 02:43, 18 May 2006 (UTC)

Joe Shit the Rag Man

Keep
Delete	*Sucks, and I found it via: Category:Votes for Deletion as having a very old {{vanity3}} tag. --Splaka 09:15, 17 May 2006 (UTC) De-molish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:56, 17 May 2006 (UTC) Walk the plank ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 16:46, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	I thought this was deleted a while ago. Apparently not. ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 16:46, 17 May 2006 (UTC) Removed from vfd as it was kept the last time it was VFD'd. See Archive 34 if you care. Not that there's much there to see. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 21:09, 17 May 2006 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Deletion log

Keep	(Spouts some weak pretense for keeping this crap.)--<<>> 16:03, 17 May 2006 (UTC) Replace this page with a link to the real deletion log. --Sbluen 23:17, 17 May 2006 (UTC) Redirect to newer deletion log per Sbluen. --Hindleyite | PL | CUN | Converse 10:45, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	What the frack? - Sikon 07:21, 17 May 2006 (UTC) I agree. Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 14:55, 17 May 2006 (UTC) WTF ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 16:47, 17 May 2006 (UTC) Uhm, Chron? Whatcha been smokin'? ~ T. (talk) 10:41, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Redirecting to a special page won't work, as the deletion log for this example shows: Don't Click Particulary Here. --Sbluen 00:08, 23 May 2006 (UTC)

Muhammad Shafiee

Keep	*see comment below* ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 15:39, 16 May 2006 (UTC) It's not about anyone I've ever heard of but it doesn't really seem to be vanity either. It's well enough written, might as well leave it be. - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 21:07, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	Few google results and no en.wp, but it seems slightly non-vanity? --Splaka 06:46, 16 May 2006 (UTC) Demolish. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:23, 16 May 2006 (UTC) Weak delete I don't really think google results have anything to do with humor, but the thing just isn't funny in my opinion. Maybe it should be moved to where Simulacrum says.--George VI 01:15, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	This should be moved to University_of_Cambridge/MuhammadSafiee ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 15:39, 16 May 2006 (UTC) Move per above, I guess, but then University_of_Cambridge should be tagged with {{vanity}}.

Seguinism

Keep
Delete	Not funny and probably English-teacher worship: the worst kind of teacher-worship. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:14, 16 May 2006 (UTC) I agree. Delete. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:23, 16 May 2006 (UTC) Walk the Plank ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 15:36, 16 May 2006 (UTC) whoever wrote this, the teacher probably doesn't even like you, just thinks you're wierd, bet you think about him when you wank...... - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 21:09, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
Comments	Perhaps if there was a page for his school this could be moved under it. ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 15:36, 16 May 2006 (UTC)

General Calimore

Keep	I've just read this article through three times and I still don't even know what it's about, but i love it anyway. - jack mort | cunt | talk - - 21:16, 16 May 2006 (UTC) Weak keep I have to agree, I think there's a place for some nonsense humor, and this is decent as they go. --George VI 01:13, 17 May 2006 (UTC)
Delete	It could just be that I don't understand this... but I don't think there's any humor to be found. Not horrible, just... void... of funny. --Legion 23:48, 15 May 2006 (UTC) Sounds eerily like a video game. I don't get it, either... —Hinoa KUN (talk) 03:07, 16 May 2006 (UTC) As per ^ and ^. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 15:23, 16 May 2006 (UTC) ... ~Cap'n SimzorzAr, Matey! 15:28, 16 May 2006 (UTC)
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