User:Waldo J. Cartridge

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Me For those of you who stumbled across this profile, you should immediately be redirected to my blog, this is it!, which contains all useful information about me, including what I think about Princess Liea's hair.

Nonetheless, for the lazy among you who still want to get to know me, I can try my best here. I am currently the Senior Editor of Entertainment and Celebrities. That's not exactly true, but if you think it sounds nice you can call me it anyway.

I would also like to say that I am in every single movie ever made. If you see my name in a cast list of a film made before I was born, don't hesitate to believe it. After all, with God all things are possible.

So thank you for taking the time to get to know me. I hope I will last most of your failing elderly memories.