User talk:Ampi

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Screw you.
Go ahead. I archived. Post all you want! YOU CAN'T STOP ME FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND POSSIBLY THE NEGATIVE ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Archiveland (Not a ripoff of Disneyland)[edit source]

The Archiveland1 Parking lot
The Archiveland2 REALLY LONG LINE
The Archiveland3 "You Must be this Tall Sign" Some idiot burned the sign down. Damn arsons.

youcanpostnow.



Flash Creator[edit source]

Hey Ampi - where'd you get Flash Creator for free? Is it Macromedia flash or some sort of rip-off of it?

Darth_Cow-Small.PNG -DarthCow-talk 00:55, 10 June 2006 (UTC)

Here. Follow these instructions.

  • Go to google.com.
  • Type in quotes "Download Photoshop."
  • One link will be at albinoblacksheep.com.
  • Click that link.
  • On the page, go to "Other Downloadables."
  • Click on "Download Flash."
  • On the page, click "Download."
  • Wait for it to finish.
  • It will start when it's done.
  • You have 30 days.
  • Now bathe in gasoline and hold a match. Best done in the public or some place with the president.

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I tried to make a flash movie, but something went wrong...

Darth_Cow-Small.PNG -DarthCow-talk 23:19, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

Remember that Fight I got in At School?[edit source]

I finally got around to writing about it.


P.S. Do you still go this site much?

Darth_Cow-Small.PNG -DarthCow-talk 05:10, 23 August 2006 (UTC)