User:Ampi

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I'm Ampi. What else do you need to know? If you got here from the Underground Pass of The Damned, hahahahahahaha! You wimpy loser. Why don't you go home and cry on your blanky on your crib!

I like this kitten...
This kitten is cute too!

Very Useless Facts About Me[edit | edit source]

I am from this poetry assignment to write "I am from" on every line,
I am from my cat, Amplitude,
From laughing for a looooooooooong time when seeing Mickeys,
Liking The Simpsons, Family Guy, Homestar Runner and anybody but YOU!
I am from thinking insulting is fun,
I am from knowing Darth Cow in real life.

I am from not knowing why the crap you still reading this,
I am from my account on The Homestar Runner Wiki and The Homestar Runner Fanstuff Wiki,
From memorizing over seventy-four roots, stems, and other fun parts!
From having a 4.00 grade point average. Pretty impresssive,
I am from wanting to change "Parrish Middle School" to "Death Middle School" because "perish" means death
From hating writing this poem.

Now go away. You heard my poem.

The Only Pages I Don't Find Dumb[edit | edit source]






Well. Since you scrolled down here, I have a word of boredom. Or maybe more. I can't remember...


I am so bored. I am now listening to some Star Wars cartoon. The piece of my computer screen is missing. I wonder why. So err… I hope Darth Cow isn’t watching on my computer screen. I am still bored. The sound is REALLY loud. I thought my sound was broken, but it was on minimum. Whew. And who is Ryan Simmons? Some guy who has absolutely no life. Some geek sci-fi fan? I DON’T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am still bored. I don’t laugh much. I have no idea why. Is there going to be a Star Wars Episode 7? Probably not. The teddy bear just died. My head itches. I think the missing screen is caused by spyware or adware. Oh come on! It doesn’t recognize those computer related words! What an idiotic program! Max will now talk in third person. Max is bored. I once saw… HEY! Atom films makes the happy tree friends cartoons! Those are really funny! It also made those Star Wars cartoons I just watched. Wow. I wrote HALF a page already. I don’t know if I should be proud or angry. Now I am watching a different toon. Oh yeah. It says “toon” is spelled wrong. Now R2D2 just died. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nobody can stop me! I like these headphones. I remember when I wrote this prequel when I finished that reading assessment. If I talk, I wonder if I will talk loud due to my headphones. Now I got nothing to write about. And who is BTAL? What? It says “BTAL” is spelt right? This computer is an idiot. Colour. What? The British spelling is spelled wrong?????!!!!!??? Okay, I can handle some of those words spelled wrong, but this is just sinking to a new low. Hey, Darth Cow, can you show me that Amburgers and Wootbeer cartoon? DARTH COW!!!!!!?? Are you reading this? Wow. I can type and watch cartoons at the same time! What an honor! LOOK AT ME I AM TYPING REALLY LOUD SO I CAN GET YOUR ATTENTION! Oops, the head phones have been put backwards. I hope I don’t get sued. Darth Cow says this cartoon isn’t really funny. Waiting for it to finish. Waiting waiting waiting. Okay. It wasn’t THAT funny, but it was funny. I can't believe how long I’ve been typing. My Dad can type super fast. Like all this typing would have only taken only a few seconds fast. I will now type gibberish. Fkldsajriofdsufjfksdxklasdfjkwelfkdsjfksnklfsrlkfjskljhvfkdhvjkdshkdhnfjkefiuejhfkldsfoiasuhdf. That was fun. Let’s do it again… jfdliaeoiewjkldsfj,mf.shfjkewhfioejioejhf984ur894utjiojhiotuwerkltjgfdklawlfkdjfkalsdfk;e. Okay. That was fun. I am not going to do this again. I can hear every word you are saying. And all of the sounds your computer is making. And that is LOUD! Darth Cow is now going to mcdonalds.com. What? URL’s are supposed to be spelled wrong??!!!?? Aw, I wanted to watch that cartoon. Poopie meanie. Aww… that hurts. The headphones just snapped. I dare myself to close this window and get a life. I agree. BYE! Note: I typed this in Word. Yeah. It sucks. Second note: Max is my imaginary friend! You should get one too at 1123 Wilso- I won't go there.























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