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Hellogoodbye

Keep
Delete	Delete. Pretty bad bandcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:58, 11 April 2008 (UTC) kill it - as per Monkey Crisco --Kurgan 02:35, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yup, per the above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:23, Apr 12 What they said. V G D >=3 19:04, 14 April 2008 (UTC) Bandcruft --Elassint
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Ray Lewis

Keep
Delete	CruftHuff Unfunny footballcruft --Kurgan 01:55, 11 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Randumb bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:21, Apr 12 Weak Delete Not quite good enough. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:07, 14 April 2008 (UTC) weak delete Rather crap. V G D >=3 19:06, 14 April 2008 (UTC) What the hell? --Elassint 19:06, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
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Carol Vorderman

Keep
Delete	Delete - I know who she is, but I don't see any good revisions in the history. We might as well get rid of them all. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:10, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Seems to a smarter, British, Vanna White of sorts. No real point in this article, though. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:58, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Back when I was a student, I used to watch a lot of Countdown. Mind you, I didn't have the interwebs then. No, I'm not telling you how long ago that was. This article bites, by the way. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:33, Apr 10 Delete. I'm still a student (just) and I still watch Countdown. I plan to go on it someday, because I'm really good at it. This article isn't really good. I only read it so I could brag about being good at countdown. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 16:59, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Elassint 19:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
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Cornopolis snake

Keep
Delete	Delete - Pretty crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:10, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Get it off our muthafuckin' plane. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:58, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap in most respects (tribute to Cs there). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:23, Apr 10 Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN 16:47, 12 April 2008 (UTC) No can has exist. V G D >=3 19:08, 14 April 2008 (UTC)
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User:Dr. Skullthumper

Keep	Keep. Is it even legal to nominate other peoples userpages? --Kurgan 15:17, 13 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's naptime for Cajek, methinks. Someone get him his blankey. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Modusoperandi (talk • contribs) 16:00, 13 April 2008 (UTC) Keep and promote to admin. -- Jack Phoenix, professional ~~killer~~ admin (Whine ?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 17:30, 13 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. Its a user page! You can't delete it just because he's "always getting you banned" and you want revenge.--Argo v8.2 17:40, 13 April 2008 (UTC) Feature and promote to +rollback – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:33 Apr 13, 2008 Strong keep It is a userpage. Why is this here anyway? --Kurgan 18:09, 13 April 2008 (UTC) OM NOM NOM I want to eat him up.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:13, 13 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete him! He's always getting me banned! Also, I promised revenge, and I always keep promises with friends. Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [14:47]> Delete. Delete and CVP. Strong vandal magnet. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 20:30, Apr 13
Comments	Argo, not only is he always getting me banninated, but he also vandalizes all sortsa my shit. Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [17:43]> Abstain Keep, and tag with "rewrite" or perhaps "fix." --THE 20:02, 13 April 2008 (UTC) DELETED -- The Zombiebaron 20:49, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

The Golden Compass

Keep
Delete	I saw the movie and it sucked - This sucks even worse. Pretty much all lists, quotes, and poorly formatted pictures. --Kurgan 02:23, 12 April 2008 (UTC) While the "Ms. Frizzle" induced some lols, I'm still going to have to say no. sir sysrq @ 02:27 Apr 12 Weak Delete Most of this is losable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:16, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Far too many quotes, and I couldn't find anything else amongst them - all of it is losable. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:34, Apr 12 Delete. So, the Catholic League was right! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:53, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
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2Gay FM

Keep
Delete	Delete. Haha! Gay! Get it? Get it? Reads like a bad ED import. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:27, 11 April 2008 (UTC) Huff Too EDish --Kurgan 18:48, 11 April 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Ew. sir sysrq @ 02:28 Apr 12 I can rime I can't write --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:23, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. The obligatory WTF? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:26, Apr 12
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Mattress racing

Keep	KEEP Its a very good and hilarious concept for an article, but, it could use a bit of rewriting--Moonzeppelin MUN 02:00, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Keep and remove the unfunny namedropping and stuff. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:11, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. I like it. In fact, I've just popped through it and removed the name dropping, the crap and so forth, and given it a smattering of a rewrite. It still needs work (and pics) so I think an expand tag of some kind would be in order, but I hope it's no longer a delete. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 12:23, Apr 11 Keep I chuckled a bit. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:57, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. Good idea, mediocre execution. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:57, 12 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Huff - Found this using "Random Page". It is quite random. --Kurgan 00:52, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Random indeed. sir sysrq @ 01:14 Apr 10 Dumb Idea.--Jtaylor1 03:13, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Good idea, terrible execution. Also, it fails to mention futons. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 09:10, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Usurp and reestablish. Good concept, bad everything else. V G D >=3 18:43, 10 April 2008 (UTC) That doesn't sound like a comment. That sounds like a vote. Well? /me pokes VGDictator What is it? /me pokes VGDictator Huh? /me pokes VGDictator. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:57, 12 April 2008 (UTC) Kept. ~ 18:29, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Spile Milligner

Keep
Delete	Delete As promised, the first of three companion articles to Siggy Moltke, each a linkless, unfunny dead end. Burn 'em. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:06, 9 April 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Would the Siggy Moltke articles be counted as individual pages or as a group in the 50 Worst Pages of 2008? --Kurgan 00:59, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Spike Milligan is one of my heroes. He deserves a good article on here, and one day, if I ever find a way to do it without sounding like a dribbling fanboy, I intend to provide that article. This, however, is nowhere near that article. It's lame, and uninspired, and needs to die. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:05, Apr 10 Burn. V G D >=3 18:44, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
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Folger Bruntage

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Delete	Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:02, 9 April 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Would the Siggy Moltke articles be counted as individual pages or as a group in the 50 Worst Pages of 2008? --Kurgan 01:00, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:22, Apr 10 Burn. V G D >=3 18:45, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
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Bisto

Keep
Delete	Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:59, 9 April 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Would the Siggy Moltke articles be counted as individual pages or as a group in the 50 Worst Pages of 2008? --Kurgan 01:00, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ah, Bisto. Or gravy granules, not that you could tell from this POS. What utter crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:18, Apr 10 Stab. V G D >=3 18:46, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
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Courtney Love Did Not Kill Kurt Cobain

Keep	Strong keep —Hinoa talk.kun 23:32, 7 April 2008 (UTC) keep. I always believed that Love killed Cobain; this article opened my mind. --monika 00:55, 8 April 2008 (UTC) keep As a companion article to Courtney Love Killed Kurt Cobain, this keeps Uncyclopedia Fair and Balanced!--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 04:54, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. This article, in my opinion, has potential. Great first image, all it needs is for someone to destroy those lists at the beginning and make a real article out of it. sir sysrq @ 00:18 Apr 10
Delete	Delete This article starts off with 2 sections of lists, and not even decent lists, then goes into random stuff that isnt funny, then goes into strange your mom jokes/insults. yaaaa, not something I wanna read, and i dont think anyone else would want to either. the only good thing aboot this article is the pic at the top.--Moonzeppelin MUN 22:40, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Plus: Also For Moonzeppelin's excellent explanation of why this article should be deleted. Great nomination Moonzeppelin. Mr N 22:51, Apr 7 Delete I forgot its title halfway through reading it. Athils 02:58, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. A little humor, but no concept to hold it together. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:07, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Delete - Eh, I'm not getting this, even after reading the deleted versions of Courtney Love Killed Kurt Cobain. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:06, 8 April 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Not funny at all --Kurgan 20:16, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Everybody knows she did kill him. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:40, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Weak delete. Too listy. V G D >=3 00:08, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Uhh, it's basically a couple of nothing lists and a kind of random bit at the end isn't it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:26, Apr 9 Bin it lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists lists --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 13:58, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete It has potential if someone would overhaul it entirely, but it's just not worth it. --Argo v8.2 16:32, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Starts as listcruft, then goes into a paragraph of gibberish, and finally goes into the abyss of Your Mom references. A LIST OF THEM. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	why thank you MrN9000, im glad someone else thinks so too!--Moonzeppelin MUN 22:57, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Naughtius: There is no companion article, only a redirect to the same page. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:18, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Indeed there isnt, so there really isnt anything to balance out, is there?--Moonzeppelin MUN 22:01, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Maybe it keeps itself in balance, like a spinning gyroscope. It shifts back and forth between the two so fast that the centripetal force keeps it standing. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:49, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Polite Request This is a general request, not just aimed at voters on this article... When voting on VFD, if your view differs from what might appear to be the majority it is useful if you can give as detailed an explanation as possible for your opinion. Perhaps those who disagree with you might change their minds if they have a better understanding of why you have voted as you have. Cheers. Mr N 19:01, Apr 9 You will not get a detailed explanation from me. You will get a sleep-deprived, insomnia-medication-doped feverish rant from me. I'll try to keep it short and maybe give you a detailed explanation when I'm coherent if I remember that I did this and I should have done that instead. Do I think this article is the best thing ever and should be locked for posterity? No. Would I love to see an awesome rewrite? Yes. Will I rewrite it? Fuck you.Do I think that if there is no hope for this article to get a rewrite that the current version should be deleted? ::counts off negations:: No. Both the article's existence and the article as it currently stands serve a purpose. And if you want to know what that purpose is, ask me on a better night. I forgot it from like five minutes ago when I thought it through very carefully... Yeah, but I do like how the current article holds a mirror up to the silliness of the arguments from either side. This is (like, totally) a case where there are in fact very good arguments for either side, but both sides gave up a long time ago and began resorting to insults like this. (There's more, seriously. I just forgot it) I think somewhere in this argument I was planning on saying something to the effect of "musicians have shown time and again that if you write songs about suicide, someone will kill you and get away with it", possibly for the purpose of possibly inspiring someone (else) for a rewrite. Other cases in point include Dead and Elliott Smith, with side notes Nick Drake and, oh yeah, after reading this, you will be unable to stop thinking about hide masturbating. Sorry. --monika 04:12, 10 April 2008 (UTC) PS also the image should be featured, but preferably after the article is well-liked.

Super Smash Bros Brawl

Keep	Keep. - It's funny and effort was obviously put into it. --MeatLoafFan 21:41, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Keep! I'm working on it! It's not my fault Ip adresses keep editing it and nobody is bothering to help me out!--Garionepsilon 10:07, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep This is not what VFD is for by any means. Tops this article needs is an {{AAP}}.-~~ S i r Ljlego , GUN [talk] 19:46, 8 April 2008 (UTC) weak keep A little over-meme'd but good enough. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:40, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. I was a "delete" last time, but it's had work since, and I think it's a keeper. Still needs work, mind, but meh... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:25, Apr 9 Keep. Needs some cleanup (in particular the list), but is a keeper nonetheless. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	CruftHuff - Gamecruft, kept a few months ago only because somebody forgot the VFD tag --Kurgan 22:17, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. I see no attempt at being funny here. It just looks like a straight article about the game to me. If I'm missing something, I'm happy to change the vote. Mr N 22:58, Apr 7 Ix-nay. Irredeemable gamecruft. It just doesn't fit in with Uncyclopedia. And Garion, if you're having a hard time keeping IPs off of this one, then I would suggest (since this will probably be kept despite my vote) making this in your userspace, making it good, and then moving it to the mainspace. Then you can get an admin to protect it for you. Or this will just be CVP'd. Either way, I don't care. sir sysrq @ 00:25 Apr 10
Comments	Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive115#Super_Smash_Bros_Brawl Apparently I was the only person who wanted to keep it back then... Oh, how VFD grinds a man down. Or me in this case. Mr N 00:20, Apr 9 Rewrite. V G D >=3 18:50, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 15:35, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Jenson Button

Keep	Keep - It's got some stuff in there to expand on. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:50, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Keep and {{expand}} - it's not that bad, I don't think. –—Hv (talk) 3/04 19:15 Keep. Per the above. Blimey, it feels odd being on the opposite side of the fence to MrN. /me waves. Hi N, I caaan seee yoouuu! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:22, Apr 9 Maybe redundant keep vote. Leave poor Jenson alone! Just cos he can't get a good car. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:14, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Hey I'm an F1 fan and I think this is just random junk, but I see the problem that If this goes there will be a worse replacement. It still needs to be improved a lot though. Begrudging Weak Keep. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:32, 2 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	*Die DIE DIE A very poor page for a slightly good F1 driver. He deserves better, what say you? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:56, 1 April 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Anybody deserves better --Kurgan 18:42, 1 April 2008 (UTC) Delete I'm getting of the fence here, it was giving me splinters anyway. OK, it's borderline this. But... Although there is the merest splash of humour here I think it's just not worth hanging onto. I think if this were created now and ICUd without improvement it would be huffed. Let's try again afresh. Mr N 00:15, Apr 9 Delete. Another paragraph of unformatted nonsense. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs There's worse. Not sure this would really stop someone giving the page an overhaul anyway... Mr N 22:08, Apr 1 Short It's a bit stubby. V G D >=3 00:11, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Kept -- The Zombiebaron 15:33, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Revolver Ocelot and The Gee-Whizzbangs

Keep
Delete	Metal Gear cruft - I thought all the Big Boss/Metal Gear Solid articles were dead. Guess we missed one. --Kurgan 21:20, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Cruft of the highest order. Mr N 22:52, Apr 7 Delete. Welcome to Dullsville. Population: this article. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:27, Apr 8 Delete Not very funny. V G D >=3 00:12, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:41, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. sir sysrq @ 00:20 Apr 10
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Killostupid

Keep
Delete	Eradicate The author can identify with this condition, I'm sure. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:16, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete its all bad list crap! NOOOOOO!!!--Moonzeppelin MUN 20:51, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Hellastupid Delete it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:58, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Did You Know that more than half the articles on this site are VFD material, and this page is one of them? --Kurgan 01:24, 10 April 2008 (UTC) burninate Stupid is, Stupid does.--Jtaylor1 03:19, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

MKZRJ

Keep
Delete	Delete. Another random letters on keyboard stub. How droll. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:43, Apr 9 fjdexdfg --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:23, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. ----Argo v8.2 16:24, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Get rid. Mr N 18:46, Apr 9 Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Moonzeppelin MUN 20:56, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:55, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Short crap stub --Kurgan 00:35, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Zombo.com

Keep
Delete	Delete. I completely fail to see the point of this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:43, Apr 9 Delete. Useless beyond the link, which is also pretty useless. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:32, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. How did I miss this last month? Mr N 18:46, Apr 9 Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:51, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Qhat. Major qhatitude. sir sysrq @ 00:15 Apr 10 Did You Know that more than half the articles on this site are VFD material, and this page is one of them? --Kurgan 01:25, 10 April 2008 (UTC) Spam--Jtaylor1 03:14, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Siggy Moltke

Keep	Keep Its so wacky and bizzare,which i like, even though it is short, which can be expanded--Moonzeppelin MUN 02:06, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:43, Apr 9 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:59, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Shit 'n' short. Mr N 18:47, Apr 9 Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete The companion articles are going up next. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:50, 9 April 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff Pointless, random, and unfunny --Kurgan 00:56, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Queef Demon

Keep
Delete	Delete. While The Phantom Fetus was usable I don't think this mutually linking article has any viability. It's mostly red links, stub and random. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:11, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Lolwut? Utter blether. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:35, Apr 9 09:35, 9 Delete. It visually hurts me. Literally --Argo v8.2 16:28, 9 April 2008 (UTC) April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Total bollocks. Mr N 18:48, Apr 9 Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:48, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Crock Of Shit Article; I hate this. It's not funny, it just makes me feel sick in my stomach. -user:RPBnimrod Ix-nay. Irredeemable. sir sysrq @ 00:15 Apr 10 CruftHuff as per SysRq --Kurgan 00:57, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
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A34

Keep	Keep I'm being generous here, but the article does have some good bits in it, like stolen diamonds in a puddle of vomit. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 13:17, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Do we seriously need an article about a stretch of road? Maybe, but not this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:02, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny and utterly pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:34, Apr 9 Delete. Actually the A34 is one of our longer roads UU. Also, try telling someone who needs to travel from Oxford to Winchester that it's pointless. OK, the bypass has reduced the traffic flow a bit, but really... Awesome road (although the A38 has always been my favourite) pants article. Mr N 18:56, Apr 9 Delete. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Short and...no, that's it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:47, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Weak ix-nay, although I see what Syndrome is saying here. sir sysrq @ 00:16 Apr 10 Did You Know that more than half the articles on this site are VFD material, and this page is one of them? --Kurgan 01:25, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Lowton

Keep
Delete	Delete. Sorry, I'm not seeing anything here but towncruft. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:45, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pretty bland. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:22, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dull little towncrufty thing. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:31, Apr 9 Delete. Read this one the other day. Get rid. Mr N 18:57, Apr 9 Delete. WE DO NOT WANT ARTICLES ABOUT YOUR FREAKING STUPID TOWN. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 20:33, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Delete I'd have voted to keep it, but there weren't any pictures of Brian. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:45, 9 April 2008 (UTC) Did You Know that more than half the articles on this site are VFD material, and this page is one of them? --Kurgan 01:31, 10 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Actually, on the whole it sucks poo. The bit about two chippies might be worth recycling but no, I don't know this "Brian" person. The stupid references to the guy actually do get quite funny after a while - not enough for me to vote 'keep', though. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 20:23, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

Newgrounds

Keep
Delete	Internet Cruft. ~ 20:22, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 20:31, Apr 6 Delete. Crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:42, Apr 7 Delete. –—Hv (talk) 7/04 18:54 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:35, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

The Templars

Keep
Delete	Delete. Stubby, kinda random, unfunny and bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:14, Apr 6 Delete. Mr N 20:30, Apr 6 Expunge. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:49, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. –—Hv (talk) 7/04 18:54 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:32, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Pat Robertson

Keep	Keep.--Jtaylor1 01:44, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. I agree this isn't great, but I think that it's not beyond saving with a decent rewrite. So rewrite tag it and see what happens. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:38, Apr 6 Keep. Pat needs a page. This isn't crap (it's not great, but it's not crap). Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:15, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Keep, per above. - ☯•♫•© 14:41, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Keep, it has potential. --Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 04:59, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Pat is, in fact, so tough, he shits live tigers That is enough to make me say HUFF, but the rest is just as bad. Meme-ridden, namedroppy, and just plain unfunny --Kurgan 13:52, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I gave it a listectomy, quotectomy, and a slight tidy up (including removing the pic that Kurgan's referring to up there, in case anyone wonders what he's on about). It's still not good, but I think it's not beyond saving with a rewrite. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 16:51, Apr 6 While he doesn't actually crap tigers, he can leg press a whole ton! If you order up a batch of Pat Robertson Protein Pancakes™ and sPat Robertson Age Defying Shake™, you can too! Order yours today! (note: Pat Robertson Protein Pancakes™ and Pat Robertson Age Defying Shake™ are only available until the Rapture) Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:13, 8 April 2008 (UTC) Thermometer -- The Zombiebaron 23:50, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

UnPoetia:The Poem What Wrote

Keep
Delete	Delete Ugh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 06:40, 5 April 2008 (UTC) Delete I think... Mr N 01:41, Apr 6 Delete. Christ, that's poor. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:34, Apr 6 Delete. Er...what? - ☯•♫•© 14:28, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Hooray for Borat! -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:30, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Op-TAG

Keep
Delete	(Pooped by Cajek) It makes no sense to me or Cajek. Guess it's an advert for the site? Mr N 18:36, Apr 3 Delete. Another one of those that starts out looking like it may have somewhere to go, but the more you read the more you realise it's just random bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 19:14, Apr 3 Poop Le Cejak • <Apr 04, 2008 [4:34]> Wha? –—Hv (talk) 7/04 18:56 Op-C says this sucks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:28, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Ruskington

Keep
Delete	(Pooped by Cajek) There is worse town cruft than this, but I see nothing worth keeping. Mr N 18:36, Apr 3 Delete. I've driven through the place a couple of times. It is exactly as dull as this little bit of towncruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 19:12, Apr 3 England I mean, delete Le Cejak • <Apr 04, 2008 [4:33]> Delete per UU. –—Hv (talk) 7/04 18:57
Comments

Fortkamp

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Delete	Delete. Short 'n' shit 'n' listy. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:19, Apr 3 Delete Sorta dropped off from the first sentence onwards (lame pun) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:41, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's not a gas, gas, gas... Mr N 18:52, Apr 3 Lists = 75% of the content. - ☯•♫•© 14:43, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Lists, lists, lists. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:26, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
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Emo Cutting

Keep	Keep. Nah, it's not that bad, we have far worse than this. Maybe a bit of a rewrite, but it's OK, I think. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:11, Apr 3 Keep. Per UU. Mr N 11:45, Apr 3 Keep. Meh. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:51, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. Could be rewritten, and doesn't suck that horribly in its current state. - ☯•♫•© 14:26, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Too emo. --*Sir* Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 00:27, Apr. 3, 2008
Comments	Capped -- The Zombiebaron 23:47, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

Chattanooga

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Delete	CruftHuff Wikipedia copy/paste --Kurgan 00:49, 7 April 2008 (UTC) D\|I\|E\|F\|A\|C\|T\|S --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:12, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Wikipedia →Ctrl-C→ Ctrl-V MrJohnson 07:49, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. OK, starts off as a Wikipedia spork with added random in lieu of funny. Then even the random stops and it's just the WP stuff. Then we have unfunny list overdose. Easy delete. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:08, Apr 7 Delete. Yeah. - ☯•♫•© 14:31, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. No! I mean Yea! Um... Well I'm not reading all that rubbish. Just delete it. Mr N 22:54, Apr 7 Delete SOOO BOOORRIIING!!--Moonzeppelin MUN 22:56, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Randomness will never be worth dragnetting this much boringness Athils 02:46, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
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Redneck Illiterati

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Delete	CruftHuff Very short and unfunny --Kurgan 22:06, 6 April 2008 (UTC) *Poo pOO* pOo I may borrow that idea one day when I'm not lazy ie. never --Sir** DJ ~ Irreverent 07:10, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:04, Apr 7 D'lete. (I expected something sort of funny from the title, and that made me sad.) - ☯•♫•© 14:31, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 23:00, Apr 7 Lynch. If you wanted to make an article in the style of its subject, call it "Drawl." Athils 03:07, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
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Rupert Grint

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Delete	CruftHuff - unfunny stub --Kurgan 22:02, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Bloody rubbish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:48, Apr 7 No. Just...no. - ☯•♫•© 14:34, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pants. Mr N 23:01, Apr 7 Delete WOOOOW, so random which makes for stupidity which = NOT FUNNY!--Moonzeppelin MUN 23:04, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
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Pom Pom

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Delete	Delete. Seems fairly straightforward vanity. If it's not, then it's still pretty crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:14, Apr 6 Delete. Mr N 20:26, Apr 6 Homestarcruft --Kurgan 00:51, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Kill, per Kurgan. - ☯•♫•© 14:27, 7 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:52, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
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Captain Falcon

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Delete	Delete. Gamecruft. Listy, lengthy, dull, Norrissed, random Gamecruft. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:14, Apr 6 Delete. Although there is an icu... Mr N 20:29, Apr 6
Comments	ICU tagged on 17 February? This article did not exist then. Im'ma run a few checks on this... —Hinoa talk.kun 01:49, 7 April 2008 (UTC) CVP'd. I blame Carl. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:52, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Red sox fans

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Delete	Delete. Reeks of hatecruft and bad gay jokes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:38, Apr 7 CruftHuff As a Red Sox fan, I think this is absolute shit --Kurgan 00:48, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. Wait... dammit, I think I'm doing it wrong... —Hinoa talk.kun 02:03, 7 April 2008 (UTC) I should probably explain. The article was created today. Why it wasn't deleted or tagged on sight I will never know... –H .02:04 UTC, 04.7.2008

Chris Lawrence

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Delete	Tkotse - Pointless. An ICU was put out on this, but, come on, it's not going to get better, lets just put it out of its misery --Tkotse 00:29, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Overruled. —Hinoa talk.kun 01:40, 7 April 2008 (UTC)

Wing chung

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Delete	Delete. I, er, what? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:14, Apr 6 Delete: Err... Why is this even on VFD? This should have been QVFD on sight. --» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 18:07, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N 20:27, Apr 6 Keep ...ahahaha! Just kidding! Get rid of this crap. Le Cejak • <Apr 06, 2008 [16:53]> Delete - Yeah, no idea why I didn't QVFD/ICU this. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:59, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
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Fruitfan

Keep	Maybe I'm on crack, but I liked that article Keep --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:39, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Random weirdness, to my mind. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:19, Apr 3 Delete. /me passes DJ the pipe... Mr N 18:54, Apr 3 Delete. Trainwreck. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:09, 4 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. The orange ones will fuck you up real good... --» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:32, 5 April 2008 (UTC) Delete - Just weird. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:01, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Whoa am'I outer it sfdd sssssssssss sffsssssssss --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 16:01, 5 April 2008 (UTC)

Drew Curtis

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Delete	CruftHuff - just a short, badly-written stub. --Kurgan 13:55, 5 April 2008 (UTC) Delete I don't get it. Mr N 02:31, Apr 6 Delete and not just because I did grad school at Duke. I agree that Duke sucks. --monika 03:56, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. --» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 07:06, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. I haven't a clue what it's on about, but it seems fairly crap to me. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:58, Apr 6
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FOAD

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Delete	Delete Lame, not funny haxxor speak stub. Also it is not FOAD, it is a FROAD or a TOG--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:10, 4 April 2008 (UTC) Fuck Off And Die --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:11, 4 April 2008 (UTC) ,,\|,, and die. --» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:26, 5 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Feckin' 'opeless article - delete. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:33, Apr 6
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Saudi-Israelia

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Delete	Delete Not funny at all and I doubt it ever will be. --MrJohnson 05:50, 4 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Lame. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:39, 4 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not great. Mr N 04:14, Apr 5 Delete. Pointless and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:31, Apr 6 Kill it, before it's too late This bastard needs to die. Slowly. And painfully. Jesus Hates You. 15:41, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
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EVE-Online

Keep	Keep.Passable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:16, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Mostly obscure and forgotten, often turns into a flame/revert war, and is mostly whine and random insults, combined with ugly formatting and grammar instead of actual jokes. I tried fixing it and failed, and it seems to be of no interest to anyone. Erratic Communist 19:53, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Look like nothing more than unfunny game cruft to me. Mr N 20:04, Apr 3 Delete EVE is a phenomenal game. This article is not. Phenomenal that is. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:37, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete Gamecruft. --» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 17:00, 5 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Quite lengthy and dull gamecruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:28, Apr 6 Just to make them suffer or help them get a life, either way --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:26, 6 April 2008 (UTC) Khaann!!!!/DeleteRAWRZORZ!!!!Jesus Hates You. 15:43, 6 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	From the talk page: "Or if you are the idiot Modrillo, then just revert it without any knowledge thought, or understanding. Knobber." Yea, that Modrillo? Obvious Knobber... Mr N 20:04, Apr 3 Obviously. ~ 07:56, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Nicktoons Deathmatch

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Delete	Delete. Starts unfunny, turns listy. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:19, Apr 3 Delete. Get rid. Mr N 18:50, Apr 3 Delete. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:19, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Almost a concept, but not really. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:00, 4 April 2008 (UTC) Death to listy --SirIsaac 01:26, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
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NBC

Keep	Keep. Some of that list was funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:52, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - It's just a list. Again. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:18, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Oh god, lists. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:15, Apr 3 Delete. A list, and nothing but a list does not an article make. Sometimes a list could be turned into an article, but not for me in this case... Let's try again. Mr N 18:59, Apr 3 Delist --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:38, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Force the submitter to huff it. You wouldn't want to huff it yourself, huffing an article like that might be bad for your health... --» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 14:29, 5 April 2008 (UTC)
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Joanna Dark

Keep	Keep. It's exactly what it should be. Kids on the internets these days have a thing for computerizated broads. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 07:08, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Keep. Not great, but twas OK... Mr N 11:48, Apr 3 on reflection, I may have just been looking at the pictures... Mr N 23:21, Apr 4
Delete	Delete the Fansite!. Yep. That's one sexy computer character. Unfortunately, saying she's sexy repeatedly doesn't make the article funny. Keep the swimsuit picture for my own personal use... Burn this stupid article. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:26, 2 April 2008 (UTC) Think of the Kittens! We must remove all traces of this to protect those poor helpless kittens from the perverted urges of the writer... except the ones on my hard drive --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 05:23, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete - Nah, not funny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:55, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete She's got pants on. Mr N 23:21, Apr 4
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The Massacre of the Chickens

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Delete	(Pooped by Cajek) Random nonsense. Also grow some dam balls and use VFD yourself Cajek you, you, you! Not you UU, but GrrrGGr! Cajek! Mr N 18:36, Apr 3 Delete. Random bollocks. and I think I see what you mean there MrN. At least, I hope I do. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 19:09, Apr 3 Delete. Random shit. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:09, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Iceland. Latex allergies are unable to easily escape skeleton rafts. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:12, 4 April 2008 (UTC) No, I refuse to learn my lesson. Le Cejak • <Apr 04, 2008 [4:34]> Cluck it --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:56, 4 April 2008 (UTC) Delete The usual crap. --MrJohnson 13:48, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	The god dam boy is dropping his turds all over the carpet in the lounge! Not like he's a writer of the month or anything... Mr N 19:19, Apr 3

Myles Donnelly

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Delete	Delete. Vanity that's slipped through the QVFD net. Check the history and the talk page for further proof. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 13:55, Apr 3 Delete Blatant vanity. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:42, 3 April 2008 (UTC) It takes a lot to flash your wang on the internet and that wasn't enough. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:52, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Due to 19:08, 28 March 2008 MrN9000 (Talk \| contribs) m (2,145 bytes) (+ICU. Needs more work) (undo) I think this can now be sent to QVFD. Although the author is working on it right now, so I will give him a chance. Though I will be surprised if he can save what is clearly vanity. It's going to have to be hilarious dude! Mr N 18:48, Apr 3 I, on the other hand, do not tolerate vanity. Executive deletion, voting closed. —Hinoa talk.kun 17:20, 4 April 2008 (UTC)

Leopleurodon

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Delete	Delete. Random bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:19, Apr 3 Delete --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 11:04, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. Why did this not get an ICU? Mr N 18:56, Apr 3 Delete Why did this get written? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 23:40, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 03:16, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
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The New Era Cabinet 2006

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Delete	(Pooped by Cajek) who (like me) has no idea what the hell this is. Mr N 18:36, Apr 3 Delete. Nonsense? V G D >=3 18:54, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's... random bollocks. Glad to help. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 19:15, Apr 3 Yay! I'm good at deleting things. Le Cejak • <Apr 04, 2008 [4:35]> Uh what? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:59, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
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Crimson Lizard

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Delete	Delete. OK, bear with me on this, as on first glance it looks acceptable. However, a closer look, and judicious application of the UN:CM rule, reveals this is vanity. Lengthy, in-depth, vanity. As such, it should go. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 11:43, Apr 2 Delete. Which rock did you find that under UU? Wow, whole lot of reading there... At first, like UU, I thought, Hea, this is an article about something... Images of leisure suit Larry came to mind... As I read on I started to see what UU is talking about. If it was funny, I would forgive the Vanity, but not for this, sorry dude... Mr N 21:55, Apr 2 Delete - Yeah, appears to be unfunny vanity. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:53, 3 April 2008 (UTC) Delete as vanity. –—Hv (talk) 3/04 19:17 Delete Did anybody else notice this is vanity? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 22:47, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. If it does go, also get rid of the redirect at Crimson lizard (redirect) (delete)

UnNews:Reggae officially labeled "kinda pointless"

Keep	Dude, it's only a day old. ICU it and let it go for now. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 13:37, Apr 1 WTF? Also, could I have removed this from VFD as it's not a valid nomination? Mr N 22:05, Apr 1 Keep - Also, MrN9000, it is a valid nomination, as the only thing that can make a VFD nomination invalid is if the article was kept on VFD less than a month ago. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:43, 3 April 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A thinly veiled, stubby, no concept, my-music-is-better-than-your-music rant. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:26, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:43, 3 April 2008 (UTC)