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Fyris river
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- Delete Had a few meaningless edits after it was created, hasn't been touched in over a year. Still as shitty as the day it was written. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:35, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Random pants. MrN 20:52, Mar 13
- Torch Bad article, and on a side note, that "Rivers" template at the bottom is butt-ugly. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Per all of the above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:35, Mar 14
- CruftHuff - may I ask why it wasn't huffed in over a year --Kurgan 19:10, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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Delete. random, missing picture, sloppy--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:12, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Worst thing since syphillis. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:32, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete QVFD, um, I mean delete. MrN 03:00, Mar 13
- Delete. Short, pointless, jokeless, senseless block o' text. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:58, Mar 13
- AAAAAAAA!<--- What I said while reading the "article" (AKA turd) JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- You Lose! Good day sir!--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:14, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
- CruftHuff - Unfunny stub --Kurgan 18:54, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Oh goody, another crap date article. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:28, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete MrN 03:01, Mar 13
- Delete. Hnng. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:56, Mar 13
- Baleet Even comes with the obligatory stupid Wilde quote. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. When you make a stupid article about some future year it's semi-excusable. When you have a real year that you can research then parody it makes the suckiness seem even worse.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:17, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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Valencian Country
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- Delete Is there a joke in here somewhere? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:14, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete The joke is on us... But I have already tried to make that point.. MrN 02:40, Mar 13
- Delete. Is there a point in there either? Short, crap and forgettable. I intend to forget it very quickly. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:52, Mar 13
- Blast Note to author: READ HTBFANJS!!!!
- CruftHuff Read it twice, for that matter --Kurgan 19:15, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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Brunei
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Keep. A bit ED for my taste, but has a few funny bits and it's probably funnier to someone who's been to Brunei. It mostly needs a little cleanup and grammar adjustment.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:24, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. - Stupid, and the author can't spell medicine (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 13, 07:44
- Delete. A single monkey with a single typewriter could, given a few minutes and a mug of coffee, trot out something more worthwhile than this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:02, Mar 13
- Delete. A monkey with writers block and a typewriter with half the keys missing could have done a better job... MrN 13:07, Mar 13
- A monkey in a coma with one arm amputated and... Burn it. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:23, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- LAZOR There are a billion reasons why this is crap. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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Wonder of the supernatural world
The Ballad of Cable Hogue
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- Delete It is not total bollocks as its about a real bomb (or so they tell me) but unless I'm missing something, we are all going to put a lot more effort into reading and voting for this than the author did writing it... MrN 19:43, Mar 12
- Delete Somebody set up us the bomb. HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming! --Optimuschris 20:37, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Undercooked bad idea, table 2! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:43, Mar 13
- Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:43, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Too hard to turn this article into something... less terrible. KingdomAlaska 16:03, 13 March, 2008
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Parents and Children
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- Delete Eh? Just Eh? With a big dollop of WTF? MrN 19:43, Mar 12
- Delete Red links, red links everywhere, and not a joke to read. Somebody shoot this albatross. --Optimuschris 20:32, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short, redlinky and completely pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:40, Mar 13
- Oh Hell No--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:58, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete I couldn't even tell if there was supposed to be a joke in that. --KingdomAlaska 16:00, March 13, 2008
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John Carter
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- Delete. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:15, Mar 12
- Delete. -- Mitch 02:58, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:30, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Oh noes, he's going to fucking kill me! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:43, Mar 12
- Delete. Pants. MrN 13:01, Mar 12
- Delete I feel dumber for having read that. --Optimuschris 17:13, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Ix-nay. Trousers. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:19 Mar 12
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Worst 7 days of last week
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- Delete. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:15, Mar 12
- Delete. -- Mitch 02:57, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete - Rather lacking in...err...everything. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:30, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. So you had a bad week. Thanks for sharing. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:42, Mar 12
- Delete. Not one of the worst 7 articles I have seen, but it can go. MrN 13:00, Mar 12
- Delete Go cut yourself emo kid. --Optimuschris 17:12, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Qhat. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:18 Mar 12
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- (Pooped by DJ Irreverent) who considers this to be a "Stoopid article". It's not great for sure. Come on no though DJ. You're a big boy now and there is no need to be using the Poopsmiths Loung when VFD is not full. I'm sure your own judgement is up to it. ;-) MrN 02:11, Mar 12
- Ix-nay. Get it out of here. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:14 Mar 12
- Delete. -- Mitch 02:54, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete mumble It was full when I put it in there. There are at least 15 other nonsensical WW pages, a few are decent; most aren't. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:16, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete - Yeah, it's about time we got rid of the crap WW pages. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:29, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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Young Wizards
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Delete.After reading the Wikipedia entry I sorta see how this relates to the book, but it's just really badly done.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:24, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Quetzalcoatl
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- Delete. - What the hell? (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 11, 07:47
- Delete. That's uh, that's pretty damn random. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:20, Mar 11
- Kill, kill,kill... - Umm... yeah, I got carried away there. This article is not worth keeping. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:27, 11 Mar
- Delete Ugly random nonsense. Optimuschris 23:09, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Qhat ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:15 Mar 12
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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
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- Weak Keep I used to do a lot of "cruising" myself, so I can relate. REALLY needs to be expanded though. Optimuschris 15:57, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Weak keep. A nice little stub, IMO. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:01
- Keep chillin' unless the cops be tryin' ta catch it ridin' dirty. ------TheDragonMan Chase the Dragon! 20:53, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete. - Highly unsanitary (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 11, 07:48
- mmmkay de-1337 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:49, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short, unfunny, infinitely deletable. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:21, Mar 11 12:21, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Kill it - Not funny. Someone will have an easier time of writing a good one from scratch once this is gone. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:15, 11 Mar
- Delete. MrN 17:17, Mar 11
- Delete Sanitize Uncyc by burning this infestation. --Optimuschris 23:12, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Delicious charts
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- Delete Um, I think this is pants. Then again I might have missed something. MrN 00:45, Mar 11
- Delete It's just one pun on "pie charts". It won't be missed. --Syndrome 06:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Listy, random and quite crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:18, Mar 11
- Mmm....Pie... - Yep. Delete it. It's supposed to be funny, not make me hungry. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:29, 11 Mar
- I like pie. This one's completely unappetizing. --Optimuschris 23:08, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Beirut
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- Delete The 'What links here' caught my eye, and made me think maybe I had missed something about this, but surely this is not what we want for this article? MrN 00:45, Mar 11
- Delete Let someone else give it a fresh start. --Syndrome 07:01, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. This is worthless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:15, Mar 11
- Deletion! - Worthless is the word. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:31, 11 Mar
- Delete Just plain bad. --Optimuschris 23:07, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Sabayon
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- Delete. - I like the first sentence, then it rapidly goes downhill (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 10, 07:48
- Delete. Crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:52, Mar 10
- Nah ah Sounded good for about all of 2 seconds. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:21, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. A disgrace to constricting snakes everywhere. MrN 22:22, Mar 10
- Huff like a poor defenseless kitten. --Syndrome 07:06, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Away with it. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:33, 11 Mar
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Smiley Central
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- Delete WTF? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:14, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- really stupid and has no point. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Might this be a fit for ?pedia? It's really quite random and odd... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:29, Mar 10
- Path et ic Seriously... could have tried to make it slightly funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:20, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Away!. Not funny. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:35, 11 Mar
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- I added the VFD tag to the article for you THEDUDEMAN... Again! Grr! MrN 03:23, Mar 10
- Woops! Looks like I actually did not even add it myself. What the hell is going on? Anyway... We should probably leave this on VFD a little longer, as the VFD tag was only added at the time of this post. MrN 22:27, Mar 10
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- (Pooped by Utopiana) who really does not like this. I also think the offensive nature of the article is not supported by enough funny to make it tolerable. Now if it was offensive and funny? That would be a different story... MrN 02:51, Mar 10
- Delete. -- Aboriginals is very unoriginal. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Per MrN. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:26, Mar 10
- CruftHuff - And CVP the "Aborigine" redirect too --Kurgan 01:37, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete - Away with it. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:40, 11 Mar
- Delete I'm speechless. Optimuschris 19:18, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Check out the new Pooped template. This means this was a nomination made from the poopsmiths lounge. Please vote as per normal using Delete... MrN 02:55, Mar 10
- "as per normal using Delete", and only Delete. -- The Zombiebaron 02:22, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Comment. Jeez Yamake, what's wrong with your signature? It takes up 9 lines of code on the edit page.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:09, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Random rubbish. MrN 00:14, Mar 10
- Delete. -- yes, I agree...random rubbish. Serves no purpose and is not funny. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Absolute bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:23, Mar 10
- Delete. Wow, this is awful, and it's been around in roughly the same form since '05. This is why VFD must be forever vigilant.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:03, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 02:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Terrible. Optimuschris 19:13, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Vernon
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- Delete I was concerned that this had been vandalised, but on closer inspection it might actually have improved the article. MrN 00:14, Mar 10
- Delete. -- where's the main point of the article? - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:13, Mar 10
- Delete. -- Mitch 02:35, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Watch for Ernest on VFD soon. Optimuschris 19:10, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Well, actually it's a Dutch province of North Holland, but I'm not sure that fact saves this stub. MrN 00:14, Mar 10
- Lame -- it's another wannabe list article... - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Provincecruft then? Whatever, this is, to coin a phrase, pants. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:59, Mar 10
- Delete. -- Mitch 02:34, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Short and unfunny. Optimuschris 19:07, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Western Australia Murdoch University
Official Society for the Provention of Cruelty to Road Grids (OSPCRG)
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- Keep I don't know why, but this made me smile. It's just sooo weird. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:21, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Don't think this stub is worth keeping myself. MrN 15:33, Mar 9
- Weak Delete. - I really don't get it, but if someone can prove to me it can be cleaned up, I'll go for that. Yamake 20:35, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
- delete--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:37, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
- delete This is....what is this? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:22, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. This is crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:51, Mar 10
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Delete. Terrible. Optimuschris 17:24, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Stupid and not funny. SteveSims 21:02, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Murder -- really has no point whatsoever. Yamake 20:40, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Keep. - Give it chance to improve I urge you! --ASHPD 11:30, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. For now. Or shift to userspace. It only got created a few days ago, and it's literally just been reviewed. If it stays where it is with no improvements, it'll be back here soon enough. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:49, Mar 9
- Keep. Obviously, considering what UU just said. I am not sure who or what you are Nekami but many of your edits, including this one have the appearance of being made in bad faith. I wholeheartedly request and recommend that you stay well away from this page in the near future. If you want to put something up for deletion, please use using UN:Poop for now. I will be happy to move stuff over from there as appropriate. Contact me on my talk page if you want more explanation. Thank you. MrN 12:44, Mar 9
- Keep - You know, I'm willing to give the article a chance. If only the stale in-jokes and pop culture refrences were removed. Then this article has a shot. --Nekami 13:14, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
- Eh, whatever... -- weak keep. It deserves a chance. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
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Delete - It's full of chuck norris and russian reveral jokes. --Nekami 11:11, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Comment - Can somebody close this vote. I decided to recind the vote, I was acting a little over the top here. --Nekami 13:14, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
- Voting closed. You do need to put some serious work ther ASPHD. ~ 07:52, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Keep. A few anal Uncyclopedians have gone on a huffing spree lately. SteveSims 21:01, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. This can be improved instead of deleting entirely, thats what i can see. --ASHPD 11:32, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
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- Epic Fail. Major fail. Yamake 20:46, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete.Not epic at all. Also most of it is about Mi Goring soup, which was huffed a few days ago.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:54, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Epic fail. --Optimuschris 21:58, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete At first glance this appears to be a decent stub. If you actually read it, it's obvious that it's not. Oh, on a different subject, SteveSims can you please not attempt to incite drama on this page, and also actually give reasons why you have voted in the way you have. Especially when your vote differs from what appears to be the majority view. Thank you. MrN 04:32, Mar 9
- Epic Fail --Nekami 13:22, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:56
- Delete. Random and not funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:51, Mar 9
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The 36th Amendment
Michael Kelso
HowTo:Make Your Wii More Useless Than It Already Is
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- Delete. - What the hell? (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 9, 15:21
- Delete. - Smells like Cheese Post too long a maturation period. MrN 12:09, Mar 8
- Delete Am I even going to have to look at After Cheese? Optimuschris 15:46, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Stinks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:28, Mar 8
- Delete. Has probably given me salmonella. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:05
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- Whoever nommed this (Bonner?), remember to sign your vote. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:07
- Whoops sorry :S Don't know how I missed that one (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 9, 15:21
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- Delete Short and pointless. We do have SAS which is a bit better. I can't see anything in here which is worth merging into it. Not much point redirecting either as such a small number of pages link here. MrN 22:42, Mar 7
- Delete Short And Stupid. Optimuschris 23:47, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
- Stubby And Sucks --Kurgan 10:54, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Who deletes, wins. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:14, Mar 8
- Delete; crappy stub. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:10
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