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Article: UnNews:NONSENSE WATERMELON CATASTROPHE	Score: 13.5 war stories
Nominated by:	RAHB 02:06, 21 January 2013 (UTC)
For: 14.5	Nom and Zombieboner Been five years about. As a major part of my inspiration to start trending toward surrealism since then, I figure I'll see whether it fares better when aged. Like a great, moldy cheese. -RAHB 02:06, 21 January 2013 (UTC)  For.   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 02:13, 21 January 2013 (UTC)  For. T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 07:54, 21 January 2013 (UTC)  For. Aleister 11:05 21-1-'13 Massive Boner -- The Zombiebaron 12:58, 21 January 2013 (UTC)  For. This is how it's done mAttlobster. (hello) 13:17, 21 January 2013 (UTC)  For. -- Lost Labyrinth • (t) • (c) • (a) 23:43, 21 January 2013 (UTC)  For. Auror Andrachome (talk) 23:44, 21 January 2013 (UTC)  For. Madclaw @ talk 00:21, 22 January 2013 (UTC)  For. Wirble. 70.116.150.249 03:16, 22 January 2013 (UTC)  For.--WELCOME TO UNCYCLOPEDIA HELL!!!! 03:33, 22 January 2013 (UTC)  For. — SG1 [citation needed] 03:34, 22 January 2013 (UTC) God I wish my boner was as big as Zombiebaron's - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBCUNVFHWhoringMore Whoring at 04:50, Tuesday 22 January 2013 -  For. Haven't even looked at the article yet, but if Zombiebaron is whoring it on IRC it must be good. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:23, 22 January 2013  For. -- IFYMB! (talk) 00:12, 23 January 2013 (UTC)
Against: 1	Limp Boner - I hate for me of all people to emulate the now deceased Spike *cringes* in this situation, but I can't support this. This isn't Illogicopedia, which is the armpit of the wikiworld for a reason. (ED is the asshole. Well, not the asshole.) If this were some random gibberish typed out by some IP for noob, as was with Ct or UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy, I would most likely be enthusiastic for it. However, it was written by Zombiebaron, a rightfully celebrated user whose ego still probably needs to be knocked down a peg. With that in mind, it plays a completely different tune with its manufactured randomness. Alternatively, if this were April Fools' Day, with or without an Illogicopedia reskin, I might also be to muster some kind of support. However, I see by the calendar that this is January. tl;dr It sucks really hard. – Kip > Talk • Works •• 03:34, Jan. 22, 2013
Comments	Comment. VFH whoreeee   ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 23:49, 21 January 2013 (UTC) Don't hate the player, hate the game. -- The Zombiebaron 23:56, 21 January 2013 (UTC)

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