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Article: UnBooks:Where do babies come from?	Score: 21 Unhappy fathers
Nominated by:	Saberwolf116 22:12, July 2, 2010 (UTC)
For: 24	Why has this not been featured yet? Saberwolf116 22:12, July 2, 2010 (UTC)  For. I'll play. Nice writing, interesting page placement, and will give feature readers an interesting take on its topic. Aleister 23:35 2 7 MMX  For.--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:53, July 2, 2010 (UTC) Pacman. Been waiting for this one to be nommed. Jenny? 01:12,3July,2010 Hyper-For. The best article of this past PLS, in my opinion (with the exception of mine, obviously). —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:08, July 3, 2010 (UTC)  For. But for God's sake, please do not put the NSFW pictures on the front page.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Saturday, 03:32, July 03 2010 UTC  For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:37, 3 July 2010  For. Now get back to your cage. --EMC [TALK] 13:18 Jul 3 2010 I had no idea! —Pelozurian (talk) 16:28, 3 July 2010 (UTC) For. One of the best things Uncyclopedia has to offer. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:35, July 3, 2010 (UTC) For. Lulz. -- dark Ape (pwnify) (Riot Porn) 16:45, July 3, 2010 (UTC) SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME 17:00, July 3, 2010 (UTC) Now I know. And knowledge is power! Megaman126512 21:16, July 3, 2010 (UTC) For. I've never seen anything like this on Uncyclopedia before... It's... It's... BRILLIANT! Yoyoddd 21:47, July 3, 2010 (UTC) 4.Even though it was not "ha ha" funny, it was something extraordinary. Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 22:40, July 3, 2010 (UTC) For Geneus! Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 00:14, Jul 4 2010 UTC For. IronLung 03:18, July 4, 2010 (UTC)  Confused For. Very informative article... I was never taught this valuable information, thank you for sharing! -- Sir SF13 (Talk) GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2:01 EST 4 July, 2010 For. All this work for a feature on here? Amazing. RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:00, July 4, 2010 (UTC) For should have features as soon as it won. --Sog1970 12:45, July 4, 2010 (UTC) Yes. --Matfen 14:24, July 4, 2010 (UTC) Huh. I never knew that. --nachlader 17:40, July 4, 2010 (UTC) For. i am still holding out for the video  ~  The*  (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~  22:46, July 4, 2010 (UTC)  Fuck yeah! I don't think I've ever laughed so hard reading something... Love,
Against: 3	Strong Meh (weak against?) - These are the exact same jokes I was making about this book in 1984, when Care Bears were awesome and Cave of the Word Wizard was my favorite video game. I don't think anyone who's read the book hasn't made the "naked for 9 months" joke. The images are poor quality scans with lots of dithering (and there are better ones out there) and I know Puppy wasn't aware that the book existed outside of Germany (Denmark, btw) and the book store he happened to find it in, but the original title, "The True Story of How Babies are Made" is funnier than "Where do babies come from?" and I'm not sure why it still hasn't been changed. --monika 19:02, July 4, 2010 (UTC) Against along the lines of Monika T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:05, July 5, 2010 (UTC) Against. nay. per above and me not liking it. ~ Readmesoon 03:35, July 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I'm making the popcorn and getting a seat in the front row. Aleister 22:51 2 7 MMX Oh well, I guess no drama. Call me if any starts. (getting up from the chair and taking the now-empty popcorn bowl into the kitchen) Alei 10:45 3 7 MMX I wasn't expecting any further drama on this one. The previous drama was directly related to PLS, so not really relevant here. Nominally Humane! some time Saturday, 12:40, Jul 3 2010 UTC I was thinking more of showing pee-pees and hidey-holes right out in the open. Aleister 12:47 3 7 I think it'll be okay as long as there's not an image on the frontpage. User:Mrthejazz/sig 02:44, July 4, 2010 (UTC) Hey, so now that you don't need to have the pictures made by you so you can count the article as illustrated, why don't you change over to some of the much cleaner scans of the book that are all over the internet? --monika 18:41, July 4, 2010 (UTC) Hey Al - still have that popcorn handy? Nominally Humane! some time Monday, 03:17, Jul 5 2010 UTC Comment. Perhaps the article's title should be changed to UnBooks:The True Story of Where Babies Come From, or whatever, to tacitly acknowledge the images' origin, the joke being not the images but Puppy's revised prose to accompany them. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:12, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

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