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Trouble creating an account

I CANNOT CREATE AN ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!! THEY SAY, "WE CANNOT ALLOW YOU TOO OR SOMETHING!!!" PLEASE LET ME CREATE AN ACCOUNT!! – Preceding unsigned comment added by 74.130.19.240 (talk • contribs)

Cannot register with my username!

I was trying to register in Uncyclopedia using my usual username (ArkBlitz in Inciclopedia) but it keeps claiming the username is invalid (even if it's not yet registered!) Any ideas? If so, please answer me in my discussion page. Thanks! -ArkBlitz 201.201.84.146 22:08, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Random generator doesn't differ so much

For example, you put multiple same templates, both of which contain a random generator, like the United Kingdom the United Kingdom. These do render a different thing when you refresh, but not on the individual page session itself. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 15:23, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Use Template:R. --Algorithm 19:51, October 17, 2009 (UTC)

Momentary Site Disappearance

It only lasted about five minutes at 17:18 GMT +1, but the whole site just upped and left the intarweb without a by-your-leave. This might be a one off technical clitch at either end (mine or yours) but if it happens again or keeps happening (without it being traced to my end), you may have a server issue (bug) lurking in an unwanted corner that needs squishing, squashing and defenestrating...

Sircabhan Please don't goose-step too close to me 16:26, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

The hamsters must have ran out of caffeine again. ~ 16:30, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Again, I have just had a dead bit where the site disappeared on me. No other sites were affected and nor was my WLM, so I do not think it is on my end. Lasted about ten minutes from 17:45 GMT +1.

SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 17:00, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hamsters on a lunch break? But seriously, that happens every now and then. Has to do with the famous Wikia QOS. ~ 19:10, September 29, 2009 (UTC)

What QOS? SirCabhán ap Ailil Unseelie Knight, Ordo: Knights of the Silver Dragon & Les Amoureaux 05:53, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

I don't understand everything on here

I am not sure that everything on this site is entirely accurate. My grandad has some books that I will use to check for errors here, and if i find any I will either let you know, or correct them.

MY ROFL COPTER GOUES SWA SWA SWA SWA!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1

Unsignpost

Get off your lazy asses and help with it. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Teh pwnerator (talk • contribs)

I'm Having a Battle with Another Uncyclopedia User

The Mark David Chapman page. Only two people have ever edited that page. One is me. The other is...another person. We keep changing the page back and forth and back and forth and back and forth the same way again and again. He's getting into my head. He's ruining me. I'm losing touch with my family. I'm getting to drinking again. Anyway, I don't know if this qualifies as a problem someone can help me with. I swear, if there was an Ask Amy advice column on this wiki, I would use it first, but I don't know what else to do. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Thatblondguy (talk • contribs)

Dude... Use the edit summaries and talk pages to communicate with people! Leave the user a message on their talk page, or perhaps the talk page of the article, then refer them to the talk page when you revert them. Come to a compromise... If after several attempts people refuse to discuss compromise then consult an admin for advice afterwards. Also, post new stuff at the bottom next time! Enjoy... MrN 00:27, Mar 11

I think I may have a drinking problem

So I thought the safest thing to do would be to report the problem before it gets worse. -- The Zombiebaron 00:46, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Hmm... Well, the only way to deal with an addiction is to become addicted to something stronger. Have you considered methadone? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:52, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Of course I've considered methadone, but I'd have to go to my doctor first for a script, wouldn't I? Unless you "know" where I can "buy" some, wink wink. -- The Zombiebaron 01:21, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Yeah I got plenty to sell, I work at a clinic and I bring home one quart bottles of cherry flavor (red). Just call me. As soon as you're addicted to Methadone, we will have to use Suboxone to get you off that, which is more addictive and more expensive. That's how we operate. And don't ask for a dosage decrease, we need your money. I bloody hell just had to leave the David Icke show early cux there wasn't a pub that I could find tw'no-where. David, you shoulda effing told us where to get beer ! You host an all day event and expect alcoholics to be able to make it through when all you serve is coffee !!! The Orpheum Theatre needs to re-assess its operation. No food or alcohol available at all !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Insert extra exclamation marks)

I lol'd, then I wut'd. --EMC ^[TALK] 15:33 Mar 2 2010

Problem with image

File:Uncyclopeida.jpg appears on Special:Unusedfiles but is being used on Babel:96. Is there anyway to get it off the list besides linking it somewhere else? MadMax 13:02, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Use {{Notorphan}} on the image description page to take it out of the unused images list. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:41, 29 Jun 2009

Thanks. MadMax 23:54, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

UnScripts:Main Page

An .html tag () is showing on UnScripts:Main Page under the New submissions section but I can't seem to fix it. Anyone want to take a look at this ? MadMax 20:46, 26 March 2009 (UTC)

I might assume that someone has as I cannot fine the () endtag at all. Sircabhan - I am a free Changeling - Hear me ROAR!!! 17:03, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

Options are missing

I believe other members have noticed and complained about the options on top of the edit box are not there (bold, italics, image upload, external links, etc.). I would like to know when they will come back. I hope they do. Please someone fix this. Just89 23:12, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

They're back! Unless you're using Internet Explorer or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:45, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

Class not working

class="navbox collapsible {{#if:{{{expand|}}}||collapsed}}" It will not produce expand collaspe boxes. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 202.156.15.10 (talk • contribs)

Penis on Screen

If you find that there is a large penis on your screen and it won't go away no matter how many times you press alt+f4 or use Ctrl+Alt+Delete, don't panic. This is normal. Most users experience this at some point during their usuage of uncyclopedia. In most cases it is not neccesary to notify Uncylopedia staff as most penises are just lost and will make their way off your screen within five minutes. If problem persists or if the penis exhibits one or more of the following conditions, please do notify Uncyclopedia staff: 1) is black, 2) is not white, 3) has two or more genital warts, 4) is curved, 5) has a tatoo of any sort, 6) has split ends on pubic hair, 7) has one testicle, 8) is uncircumcized, 9) is attached to female, 10) is flaccid, 11) there are two, 12) is bleeding, 13) lacks size, 14) has apple pie on it, 15) has pumpkin pie on it, 16) has any sort of dessert on it, 17) has a face, 18) has an erection lasting more than four hours, 19)is ejactulating, 20) is urinating, 21) is urinating on someone, 22) is photoshoped in any way

Thank you for your assistance in our effort to obtain racial purity by removing penises with inappropriate variations. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Analpenatration (talk • contribs)

Try going away from those porno sites. I know, it's really good to jack off to at first, but it's not so much fun when someone trys to screenfuck you. ~ Sir Paizuri / Talk / Contribs / Crap / 00:59, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

Possible Software Glitch

Whenever I roam around Uncyclopedia, and I am not logged in, I click an external link and it looks like this:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den%26amp%3Bq%3DScientific%2BTreatise%2Bon%2Bthe%2BEssential%2BPremise%2Bof%2BLaziness%2B%26amp%3BbtnG%3DGoogle%2BSearch%26amp%3Baq%3Df%26amp%3Boq%3D

From: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Laziness

Note the following from the first link above:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special:Outbound&u=

Here is the same link again, only I have logged in:

[1]

See how different they are

Is this a software glitch?

(This does not happen on Wikipedia)

The Dark Archer was here 03:48, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

It's not a bug, it's a "feature". Seriously. -- Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) • (Wikia ♥ ads) 19:28, September 13, 2009 (UTC)

Sandbox is locked

I've noticed that the sandbox is locked from editing. What's happened?72.209.42.92 22:31, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

The sandbox has been protected by an admin to prevent IP's editing it. If you wish to use the sandbox please log in or create an account. If you feel that it has been locked from IP editing unfairly contact an administrator. --ChiefjusticeDS 22:35, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Problem: your site isn't funny

It's True we know..We all suck, not as much as our moms do though! I'm not really sure what else you can do about it. Love, 72.221.79.87 21:58, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Cool. --Andorin Kato 22:01, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Story bro. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:14, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

You are from ED. I'm glad you admit you suck. As I mentioned elsewhere... "So what you are saying is that because you have found one shit quote added by a retard and we choose not to lock our site from editing by IPs (like ED does) we sometimes get retarded edits from people like you? Well, yes. Unfortunately we do. Fortunately for us our good articles (which we have thousands) are far better than anything ED has mostly as the majority of ED articles are a pile of old wank." You might have missed that point. Tell you what... Why not allow IP edits on ED? Oh, you don't have anything like the userbase of editors to support that. MrN 06:38, Feb 26

I think my girlfriend is cheating on me

She's always still in bed when I come back home for lunch, doesn't allow me anywhere near her mobile and doesn't specify which friends she's going out with even when I ask politely. Any advice? --nldr 02:15, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

Ask her to shave down there - keeps getting caught in my teeth. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 03:07, Mar 12 2010 UTC

She says my pubes are too good for her to waste. --nldr 11:57, March 13, 2010 (UTC)

Serious problem: unable to access BJAODN on your Unmeta site

I keep getting the following error message on your Unmeta site: UnMeta has a problem

Sorry! This site is experiencing technical difficulties. Try waiting a few minutes and reloading.

(Can't contact the database server: Host 'sophia' is blocked because of many connection errors; unblock with 'mysqladmin flush-hosts' (oscar))

What's going on? I'm trying to access BJAODN pages and find myself unable to do so because of this stupid sophia issue. Rickyrab 16:48, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

This problem is afflicting your entire meta.uncyclomedia.org site, including http://meta.uncyclomedia.org/wiki/UnSource:Wikipedia_BJAODN/I_get_my_bad_jokes_deleted_on_Route_66. Rickyrab 16:53, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

That is off the site. "Uncyclomedia" is a stalled out project to form a union between the various language uncyclopedias. You'll need to talk to the admins over there about it. On a related note, I do see issues with a "foreign"/long-since-forgotten-about site claiming to be coordinating the various uncyclopedias, but I digress. --Mn-z 18:31, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

Lines

you all are fucking retards. there is a limit for everything. dont cross it. at least in the case of religious sentiments and national pride.

– Preceding unsigned comment added by a religious nationalistic fuckstick (talk • contribs) 

I agree. This site has been taken over by far too many American Christians. They should all be anally probed with their crucifixes and use the American flag to wipe up the mess. On the plus side, at least they haven't stooped to using a word that relates to people with intellectual disabilities as an insult. After all, everyone has their own lines that shouldn't be crossed, and parody and satire should never cross those lines. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 14:07, Apr 18 2010 UTC

Issues with sidebar on Safari

I created a forum topic on this and was inevitably mocked. It works on other browsers, and hasn't done this before. If I had to guess, I'd say it's something to do with the Safari 5 update. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 02:57,19July,2010

I got a solution. Stop using safari :P. It's the worst of the browsers, well to me anyways. As for why it does that...sorry i can't help --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 18:12, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Well, I wasn't exactly asking for your help. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 18:47,20July,2010

We'll you didn't ask for me not to answer either...ok I'm sorry...cookie?--Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 01:30, July 21, 2010 (UTC)

Update: Whenever I'm logged out, it works fine. It only moves down when I'm logged in. I'm really confused at this point. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 05:26,28July,2010

I have no solution, although I haven't come across the issue myself. I haven't updated Safari for a while though. Random musing: each browser interprets HTML differently so I'm thinking it's a browser issue that can only be "fixed" by changing the HTML for the wiki overall, which I'm guessing is a wikipedia issue, which I would also guess as it doesn't effect Wikipedia proper it's not a priority. Have a chat to sansse about it. Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 12:08, Sep 12 2010 UTC

Got an actual problem this time

I have no idea what this Babel thing is, i say this because i can't get to it. When i click the link on the side, my page just says it's loading but it never does. Ive tried resetting my computer and stuff, my internet is fine. Is the link broken or something? --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 04:09, July 17, 2010 (UTC)

Login issues

When I try to login as my account (User:Momo Momone) It says my username doesnt exist! what do I do?

Your username doesn't exist. Try creating the account first, and then log in. Nominally Humane! some time

Please change this!

This is more of a pleed than a problem. But there i don't know where else to put this so i just chose here.

When working on articles, i somethimes may spend an hour on one page. Now i don't know if this happens to anyone else, but sometimes when i am scrolling up and down the page i tend to accidently press the Beginners Guide or HTBFANJS links. Thus loosing all the work i just did. This is one of those moments where you feel as if you want to shoot yourself. Now i have 3 ideas to help this from happining.

1. You move those links down, just a tad, maybe under the summery or something, so this is less likely to occur.

2. You make it so if you do happen to press that button, when you go back a page, you progress ins't lost, it just isn't saved yet.

3. You have a pop-up saying "are you sure you wish to leave this page without saving the work you just did, or something like that.

I just worked about 45 minutes on a page non-stop because ideas just keep popping into my head, and right before i save i click the Beginer's Guide button, and boom all my work is gone.

So please, fix that problem --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 03:37, July 12, 2010 (UTC)

An interesting problem. I never hit that myself, but the problem seems to occur when you want to write something in the summary box? And miss it with your mouse? Maybe just not write in that box, or practice aiming your mouse at something enough times so it goes where you want it to go. But your ideas work too. Al not an admin, but passing thru 3:53 12 7 MMX

Odd interwiki link question

Just went from Occam's Razor to the Italian version of it - just for giggles - and then went from Italian back here, but it took me to a create page for the article. The spelling was the same but uncapitalised. I don't know that it's an issue but creating yet another page on that would be somewhat ironic. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 09:34, Jul 7 2010 UTC

Stupid question - ignore that. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 07:22, Jul 9 2010 UTC

I HAVE A GENERIC PROBLEM!!!

Hello, how are you? I think I may have a problem with the Random page link. Usually, it redirects to a different page each time, but lately it keeps directing me to the Random page page. Could you fix this please?

Also, I will be on vacation during the next two weeks. So, you can shut off your website until I return.

I don't know how to creat an article

I can't get to a place where I can create an article on this site. I assumed there would be a place on this site that would let me do that. I'm not banned, I don't even have an account.

Hello anonymous IP. The way to create an article is a complex and involved process. What you need to do is search for the title of the article you wish to create, and click "Go". If there isn't an article already by this name then it will come up with a screen that will tell you that, and ask "Would you like to create this?" (Yes, for some reason it can't spell creat properly.)

When you click on that link it will take you to a blank article. What generally happens then is that you create an article without reading How to be funny and not just stupid and you write an article that will have the survival expectations of a lame antelope in a pride of lions. This will then be deleted and you will feel like nobody understands your special blend of humour and can't appreciate the finer points of what is so funny about chuck norris having buttsecks with your teacher. You will feel rejected and leave the site with feelings of despondancy. Then you will remember this and think to yourself "if only I had read htbfanjs and created an account that might have lasted a little longer, and maybe the community of uncyclopedia would have supported me in my early attempts to write a great article." And then you'll probably write something about oscar wilde being tentacle raped by a grue and a flying spaghetti monster. Nominally Humane! some time Wednesday, 22:16, Jul 14 2010 UTC

Two passwords?!

I've been trying to create an account on Uncyclopedia, but whenever I click the "create account button" it tells me that I have two different passwords. Even when I copied the top one and pasted it back in. On other occasions it tells me I'm a hacker, and that I must go back and try again. I find this deeply offensive as I expect total obedience from my computer. If the problem isn't solved soon I shall have to bash my head against its keyboard. And no, I don't know how to get this off the title page. Sorry. I'll make sure to smash the monitor when this problem is solved. Err... after repeatedly bashing the enter key it worked, I'm gonna leave this up just in case you want to prevent this from happening again. Please don't judge me for breaking stuff. Oh, and you owe me a new monitor and keyboard.

Can't login

If you are still having issues logging in, try this link

Alternatively, try this link

Log-in page - there is none, and somehow I've been logged out without having done anything on one of my computers. Nominally Humane! some time

Login screens as they appear on FF, IE, Chrome, Opera, and Safari. Note that FF is the only one that doesn't allow me to create an account.

The problem is effecting everyone, you can log in by clicking on where it says log in, it doesn't look like a link, but should transfer you to a log in screen. There is no way to remember log in though, if there is a major issue then you can contact wikia, using the special page. --Chiefjustice3DS 21:49, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

I can't log in, although I was fine earlier.HLEPME 22:13, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

I can log in with Chrome, but I have to refresh the login page...a bunch.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) 22:17, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Can't log in at all. It won't take sockpuppets, my user name, nothing. The site is broken, where is the Log In page?

Can't log in. Where are the wunderkinds to fix this? Hello? Hello? Hello? Can't log in.

Do you see a log-in box, or no?--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:36, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Nope. And when I try to log in by using the "Create an account" button it won't accept my user name, says it doesn't exist. Do you know if this is a permanent change? I can create a new user name tomorrow.

Alright, here's what happens to me. First I get to this screen

Click the "log in" text, even though it doesn't look like a link.

Then I click on the text (doesn't even appear to be a hyperlink, but somehow it works) and I get this

Try the log in button, and click the "log in again" link if you are redirected to the "You have logged out" page.

. After clicking "log in" it takes me to a page saying I just logged out. Click on the "log in again" link, or whatever it says it is, and then do this process again. That got me signed back in.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 00:46, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

First, even if this worked, making it harder to log in doesn't seem to me to be an improvement (let a login look like a login, like it used to).

Second, it doesn't always work. I tried signing in three times with the latest version of IE, and couldn't login. I switched to Firefox, and had problems. I tried Firefox in safe mode, and logged in the first time. But then I tried it again, and it took four times before it would log me in. Could somebody fix it, please? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:42, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

I second all the comments here, I had to create two sockpuppets to get on, and the only time I finally got on I have no idea how it occurred, but haven't wanted to log off in fear and trepidation I'd lose access again. Why mess with this again, it was working fine. And when I sign out soon, maybe my new sock will be the only entity able to be back tomorrow Aleister in Chains 4:36 7 5 MMX

Update from Wikia - apparently this is a part of a major bug discovered on one of their servers, issue is being worked upon with high priority. ~ 04:49, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for letting us know. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:58, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

I've found a workaround! Just go here and click on the text where it says "Log in" and follow the prompts! Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 12:05, May 7 2010 UTC

Watchlist / Following Exposed to the World

I've been on vacation for a week or so, and came back. I found my watchlist was now part of my user page. I realize we're in an age where privacy is disappearing, but I DO NOT want the world seeing what I choose to look at. According to Under User, there's an option to turn this off. But could someone set Uncyclopedia so the default is that people's personal watchlist will not be displayed unless we decide to show it to everyone? I felt like one of those high school students who took a lap top computer home not knowing the administration had planted a webcam so they could spy on students at home.

Also I think it's confusing that now I have "my watchlist" but what I'm watching is no longer called "watching," it's called "following." Could this either be made "my following" and "following" (which seems confusing to me, but at least it's consistent) or, better yet, go back to "my watchlist" and "watching?" Thanks for listening. King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  02:51, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

See this. This is a Wikia feature that we do not have any impact on or the ability to change. ~ 04:49, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks for providing the link. I just went there and complained about it. Aren't you glad for once you don't have to put up with my bitching, but someone else has to? King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  04:57, May 7, 2010 (UTC)

Well I guess by now you know that I'm watching all of you... unless you're not cool. Or live in obscurity or something. (I saw that!)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  09 May 2010 ~ 00:45 (UTC)

I can't get this to work

I've been playing tetris for ages now and no matter how I try I can't rotate the square pieces. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 00:34, Jun 10 2010 UTC

It's UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT, rotate. (It's generally not worth it later in the game as it takes too long before you can adjust the positioning of your decent.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 01:44 (UTC)

What platform are you using, because as soon as I hit the down button the first time it drops it down and sticks it, and then the second time drops the next piece on top. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 02:12, Jun 10 2010 UTC

Ah, you must not be playing the traditional Russian version of the game which only drops the piece faster instead of dropping it out of the sky. (I don't think it's a platform thing... it's more of a version thing?) Does your version have little danncing guys along side of the screen? If not you may be out of luck.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 02:49 (UTC)

I think it's the Afghanistan version of it. I've attached a screen shot below. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 05:18, Jun 10 2010 UTC

Yeah, this version just drops the bricks straight down instead of slightly speeding them up. I think it's just one of the many free versions you can get off the interwebs right??? I'm not a coding genius or anything but I think you can get a hack to spin the square bricks if you search for it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  10 Jun 2010 ~ 05:35 (UTC)

View Source

Clicking "View Source" shows an odd yellow bar with two HR's, and no source. I would like to view Template:Title's code, but I am unable to. I am using Firefox 3.6.6. 75.71.202.125 02:56, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

I can see it fine, same browser. Edit this to see the code; I pasted it into my sandbox for you. --Andorin Kato 03:01, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you, although I had found out that opening in a new tab works, but clicking it doesn't. 75.71.202.125 03:25, July 9, 2010 (UTC)

That happens to me when I'm not logged in.--Sir HELPME Talk (more? --> CUN ROTM NOTM Pleb USS Pees SK ) On Friday, 04:24, July 09 2010 UTC

Apparently it relates to the voltage on your computer. You'll find a switch near the power point that says "110/220". If you switch that over it should work. Nominally Humane! some time Friday, 07:25, Jul 9 2010 UTC

Is it just me?

I'm trying to update this file

so that it's green. It's still red on my end. Bob the Wikipedian 17:56, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

It takes a while sometimes for the software to make a thumb. Especially for an image that freakin' huge! You ever consider shrinking that sucker? We don't really need to see the clone tool marks and everything. I'm a pretty bad offender too, but usually you only upload an image that big when there's a ton of (wanted) detail. Haven't you read that Uncyclopedia is almost full? --KUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 18:03, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Right...I'll shrink it down. Thanks for the answer. Bob the Wikipedian 18:05, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Please ban me

on inciclopedia they blocked me in seconds, why don't here? 189.239.66.169

iPhone sucks

Anyone know a decent app to use to edit uncy on iPwn? Nominally Humane! some time Sunday, 12:31, Sep 12 2010 UTC

I am dumb, not just funny

After having numerous witty articles deleted, and being banned for life from Uncyclopedia, I am beginning to suspect that the error may actually be with me. And why does my vanity page redirect to LUser?

Template Spoiler

Please edit Template:Spoiler and include the Korean interwiki in the "noinclude" section. At the moment, every page using this template has an interwiki link to the Korean spoiler template. The template is protected, therefore I cannot do it myself. NaturalBornKieler (talk) 11:43, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Help!!! HOMEWORK

I'm doing my math homework and I desperately need help, so I taped my problem set paper page to my monitor so it is pasted directly on this Uncyclopedia page and you can see it. What's the answer to #6?

Pi squared. -- The Zombiebaron 18:54, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

no thats not it you missed a minus sign. Its 1.104.1.168:8080. --Yitzaklr

My buttons are disappearing

I just started an account and started editing right away. First few times, i had a button for adding pictures. A couple days later i played with the settings and went back to editing. It had vanished. I tried resetting all defaults and playing with more settings, but nothing worked. Then just now my add slideshow button disappeared. This might be a wikia problem, but i complain to you, you complain to them. Does anyone out there know how to fix this tragic problem? My pages are getting ugly and bland and i fear not even templates will save them. --Yitzaklr (also my preview button isnt working so i cant tell if thats a signature or just a few dashes)

I have nothing like the two buttons, but do have a preview button. Wikia has really been fluggin up lately, and we've had no real answers, and then there are the ads. Do you have any ads on your pages, aside from the small ones at the bottom? And are you that guy who used to be Cat Stevens? Aleister 21:50 6 11

I FORGOT MY PASSWORD AND MY EMAIL CONNECTED WITH IT HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED

My username is Enemyatthegates, if I could get an admin to update my account or send new password instructions to my new Email that would rock I swear it's me, I still sleep with Hybrid Lioness --74.197.127.64 03:45, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

alright I figured out my password, but I can't log in!!! what's going on here?!--74.197.127.64 12:48, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

step 1: Try to log in

step 2: If it doesn't work, tell people what happens when you try.

step 3: Cry

step 4: Kick your computer

step 5: Talk to User:Sannse

Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 21:11, Dec 9 2010 UTC

Images aren't working

A lot of images have suddenly stopped working for me for no reason. Any reason why? --JebusCryst 23:18, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Okay, now the entire place is messed up. --JebusCryst 23:52, November 13, 2010 (UTC)

Same here. -- 03:14, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

Blame Wikia. This happens from time to time. It's all Wikia's fault. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101114 - 03:46 (UTC)

God-damn-it Wikia! What is up with you today? Have you started drinking again?!? That must be it.... -- 03:50, November 14, 2010 (UTC)

The problem with the images strikes again! --M&M (christmas mood) 12:57, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

No, wait. It doesn't. --M&M (christmas mood) 12:59, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

How do Change the name of a page?

Jayoklaslwhateveryournameis, just move the page to the new title. And sign things in the future, will you? 1234 ~ 19:51, 14 December 2010

Wait a minute...you asked and you answer? --M&M (christmas mood) 19:53, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

No, the other person made the header and didn't sign, and I couldn't be bothered to look up the name to use the {{unsigned}}... 1234 ~ 20:42, 14 December 2010

Images

I've noticed that all the images on Uncyclopedia with frames have lost their frames, and the caption is just floating there. Will this be fixed? --Mr.Soot Gremlin -Talk 23:06, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Hopefully, yes. We have a common custom to blame Wikia for things like this. And since Wikia doesn't have that many people at their disposal, it might take a while. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 15 December 2010

Holy Shit, I though I was the only one who saw this problem.--Iwillkillyou333 01:06, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Unlike last time, it seems to be affecting all pages, and has lasted longer, to boot... naw, plenty of folks'll have noticed. 1234 ~ 01:14, 16 December 2010

This has happened quite a bit lately, and really messes up my mind, man. I have to take triple my meds and then I start to see the flies, the flies, man! Can't wikia put some air in the tires or something so the pictures keep afloat? Aleister 1:19 16 12

Nope. 1234 ~ 02:06, 16 December 2010

Problem solved. --M&M (christmas mood) 08:16, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Great!--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:00, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Never mind, it's still fucked up--If you're 555 then I'm Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:13, December 16, 2010 (UTC)

Nationalism not Funny

Some ranting Balkan ultranationalist from ROM/FYROM posted a map that shows several adjoining nations annexed to his own. Could someone please remove the image because it's definitely not funny to people living in those nations. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Map_of_macedonia.png

More offensive images from what is obviously another attempt to spread ethnic hatred against Greeks

http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Greek_timetravel_theory.jpg http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/File:Ancient-modern_link.jpg

As of this date user 'zullu"'s sole purpose for joining seems to me insulting Greeks (rather than poking fun at everyone-including people from his own country-my guess FYROM/ROM). Would someone be kind enough to remove his images from ununcylopedia. http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Special:Contributions/Zullu – Preceding unsigned comment added by 216.66.138.83 (talk • contribs)

Tricky question. Short answer is that without looking too deeply into it, it's not likely. We have a fairly lenient policy towards these types of things, and it would be unusual for content to be censored because it potentially offended. In fact, a large percentage of what makes up uncyclopedia is deliberately offensive material that someone else finds funny. However, if you feel that this is of a major concern you canreport the user in question to Ban Patrol UN:BP and the admins can look into it a little deeper, and add images to VFD for the community to vote in wether or not they have merit remaining on the site and go from there. Alternatively you can ask an active admin UN:AA to take up the flag for you. Of course, they may choose to do nothing, but it's an option. Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 14:33, Dec 30 2010 UTC

Longer answer after looking into it - extremely unlikely. My advice is to take it as a criticism and get over it. If you think suggesting that modern day Greeks are ancient hellenics who have time travelled is extremely offensive then you are too thin skinned. Especially when you have described someone as "ranting Balkan ultranationalist". Nominally Humane! some time Thursday, 14:51, Dec 30 2010 UTC