User:Yitzaklr

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Current Project[edit | edit source]

Rotoracy[edit | edit source]

Im moving slowly, anyone wants to chip in feel free (you might need to put it on my talk page, im not sure how drafts work)

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Me[edit | edit source]

My friends call me Isaac Levin Roberts, which is just short for yitzaklr. When I'm not editing uncyclopedia, i like to succumb to outdated instincts and interests left over from the days when evolution was still popular, such as eating, and playing violent video games. When I am editing uncyclopedia, i prefer to succumb to more of a modern approach, and i get most of my words from a random word generator i got on my iphone. The other 20% come from basic grammar laws and memes. Anything that seems coherent is dumb luck, or divine intervention. People often ask, what I am looking at, to which i reply, "Three meals a day, and always eat your greens... you fatass."


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This user created HowTo:Spot a Terrorist, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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This user created If I Were A Rich Man, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
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This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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This user is Jewish link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…
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This user is proud to use a Mac
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").
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This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
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This user radically speaks their mind to make up for a quiet repressed childhood.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user rejects the theory of global warming

, or at least thinks it's someone else's

problem.
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This user is not a number,
they are a free person!
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This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is a demon, and needs religious conversion.
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