User:Yitzaklr

Current Project

Rotoracy

Im moving slowly, anyone wants to chip in feel free (you might need to put it on my talk page, im not sure how drafts work)

Contributions

• HowTo: Spot A Terrorist
• Godbitsism
• UnNews: France Nukes Self
• Tautology
• If I Were a Rich Man

Holler

Give a hoot! Holler!

Me

My friends call me Isaac Levin Roberts, which is just short for yitzaklr. When I'm not editing uncyclopedia, i like to succumb to outdated instincts and interests left over from the days when evolution was still popular, such as eating, and playing violent video games. When I am editing uncyclopedia, i prefer to succumb to more of a modern approach, and i get most of my words from a random word generator i got on my iphone. The other 20% come from basic grammar laws and memes. Anything that seems coherent is dumb luck, or divine intervention. People often ask, what I am looking at, to which i reply, "Three meals a day, and always eat your greens... you fatass."

This user created HowTo:Spot a Terrorist, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user created If I Were A Rich Man, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

Sense

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

teen

This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

teen

This user is proud to use a Mac

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.

This user identifies as asexual (mostly because it sounds better than "virgin").

אױ

This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.

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MS-E

This user radically speaks their mind to make up for a quiet repressed childhood.

MS-E

This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user rejects the theory of global warming, or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user is not a number, they are a free person!

This user is Single and will take anything they can get! Even you could get lucky with 'em.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

ETP

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a demon, and is afraid of God. Please summon Gosh instead.