User:Yitzaklr/Rotoracy

Basics

The arrows shows who rules who. The person to the right is one's rightruler, and to the left is one's leftbitch. Everyone is ruled by and rules one person.

The blue rotor is police, who enforce the laws of rightrulers.

A rotoracy is a system of government in which everyone is the government. Each community of around 500 is a complete rotor. Everyone in the rotor rules the person to their left. When a person turns 18, they are assigned a number and join into the rotor. Everyone rules the person with the number below them, and the lowest number rules the highest number. This way, there is no ruler of anyone, and everyone is completely equal, therefore the perfect society.

See, the UNDERlord is UNDER the rest of society. Definitely not a ruler.

When rules are not followed, the rightruler can call in the police, special citizens that have another rotor but still obey the laws of people in the main rotor community. The police have no special power over anyone except the ability to chicken wing dissentors.

For foreign affairs, there is a person who decides how to deal with things like war and bombs. This person is an underlord. He has no power over others, and every one has a vote on what his laws will be. THIS PERSON IS NOT A RULER. He is an UNDERlord, and is UNDER everyone else in the society map. Sometimes, the underlord may be replaced with an undercommittee who decide on things democratically, and who are all ruled by sections of the main rotor. Both of these prevent power hungry people from taking a more powerful place in the community. This makes it a perfect society.

Different Types of Rotorism

• Standard Rotorism- Basic Rotorism, exactly as described previously
• Primitive Rotorism- Primitive Rotorism is what was practiced by the later cavemen. It was much like Standard Rotorism, except that there was no organized rotor, and everyone just bossed around people smaller than them. This eventually led to the biggest guy bossing everyone around, which became a [monarchy].
• Stalinist Rotorism- Stalinist Rotorism is exactly like Standard Rotorism, except everyone kills their leftbitch in the paranoia that they're plotting to overthrow them.
• Dyslexic Rotorism- Everyone disagrees on who's the leftbitch and who's the right ruler. Really just another word for anarchy.
  

  One type of homosexual rotoracy.
• Homosexual Rotorism- Let your imagination run wild on this one.
• Hippie Rotorism- Half of the population drops out of society, and their leftbitches are left to run free.
• Zen Buddhist Rotorism- Everyone is at peace, and rightrulers never chop down the golden tree in the fruited forest. All is quiet in the garden of Buddha.
• George W. Bush Rotorism- Exactly the same as Standard Rotorism, except George W. Bush is in the rotor. He's number 256, if you're curious.
• TriRotorism- The rotors are shrunk to three people. Person A bullies their leftbitch, Person B into threatening Person C from ever giving Person A any laws. Person A maintains a left and rightbitch until he is overthrown by B and C, who start a birotor, which lasts until one of them can out-rule the other. Then Person B creates a unirotor and rules himself justly until he passes on the throne to his son, Person B jr.
• Big Brother Rotorism- Doubleplusgood. Right rulers watch their leftbitches at all times to prevent crimethink.

History of Rotoracism

 In 1854, there was a Mexican standoff in Oklahoma City. There were four people with guns pointed at each other, demanding money and wallets and such. Every person took the wallet of the person to their left, but got that wallet taken by the person on their right. The standoff ended up that the people split the money and all went there separate ways, thus proving that Rotarism is the perfect form of government.

 On April 27, 1978, the Rotarist rebels overthrew the oppressive kingship of Mohammad Daoud in Afghanistan. The Muslims embraced the new government and readily changed to follow the new rules of the system. Every Muslim enforced the Sharia laws and customs of the region on each other, and all were happy and none were doing Mujhadeen-type things. However, in 1984, Communist invaders overthrew the peaceful Rotoracy and all were unhappy. This proves that Rotaracy is the perfect form of government. 

Economy In a Rotaracy

 At first when a Rotoracy is set up, everyone tries to extort their leftbitches to get as much money as possible but their money was immediately taken by their rightrulers. Eventually people realize its futile and everything is shared within the rotor. When someone wants something, they tell their leftbitch to get them one. Lets say Jack wants a TV. They tell their leftbitch to get them a TV, and the leftbitch finds someone who specializes in making TV's, in or out of the rotor. The TV maker trades them for whatever the leftbitch makes and the leftbitch takes it back to Jack.
 But wait, you say! What if Jack gets too demanding? If Jack demands too many things out of his leftbitch, his rightruler will start to get jealous and take the surplus of things Jack has demanded out of their leftbitch, and the leftbitch will start to demand some of the work out of HIS leftbitch.
 The economy always flattens out to an equal level, and the lazy can be made to work if their rightrulers tell them to "Do 'X' and don't tell your leftbitch to do it." The rotors are small enough that if a community is lazy, they will fall in to poverty together, but the entire country won't fall.