Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive125

Fyris river

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Delete	Delete Had a few meaningless edits after it was created, hasn't been touched in over a year. Still as shitty as the day it was written. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 20:35, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Random pants. MrN 20:52, Mar 13 Torch Bad article, and on a side note, that "Rivers" template at the bottom is butt-ugly. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per all of the above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:35, Mar 14 CruftHuff - may I ask why it wasn't huffed in over a year --Kurgan 19:10, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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Groo

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Delete	Delete. random, missing picture, sloppy--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:12, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Just bad. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 19:21, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Just nothing there of any value. MrN 20:51, Mar 13 Feed to a zoo full of grues Fricking crappy spinoff... JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Bad idea, badly done. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:34, Mar 14 Delete. and redirect ot Grue --Kurgan 19:11, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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Packaged bread without crust

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Delete	Delete Worst thing since syphillis. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:32, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete QVFD, um, I mean delete. MrN 03:00, Mar 13 Delete. Short, pointless, jokeless, senseless block o' text. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:58, Mar 13 AAAAAAAA!<--- What I said while reading the "article" (AKA turd) JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) You Lose! Good day sir!--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:14, 14 March 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Unfunny stub --Kurgan 18:54, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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1349

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Delete	Delete Oh goody, another crap date article. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:28, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete MrN 03:01, Mar 13 Delete. Hnng. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:56, Mar 13 Baleet Even comes with the obligatory stupid Wilde quote. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. When you make a stupid article about some future year it's semi-excusable. When you have a real year that you can research then parody it makes the suckiness seem even worse.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:17, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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Valencian Country

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Delete	Delete Is there a joke in here somewhere? --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:14, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete The joke is on us... But I have already tried to make that point.. MrN 02:40, Mar 13 Delete. Is there a point in there either? Short, crap and forgettable. I intend to forget it very quickly. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:52, Mar 13 Blast Note to author: READ HTBFANJS!!!! CruftHuff Read it twice, for that matter --Kurgan 19:15, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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Brunei

Keep	Keep. A bit ED for my taste, but has a few funny bits and it's probably funnier to someone who's been to Brunei. It mostly needs a little cleanup and grammar adjustment.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:24, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. -A very poor piece. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mordillo (talk • contribs) Delete. And just keeps getting worse, judging by the history. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:28, Mar 12 Ix-nay. Iknorite? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:22 Mar 12 Delete On the surface, it looks okay but as I read farther in it became obvious it's just a bitter, unfunny rant. A fresh start would be better. --Optimuschris 17:46, 12 March 2008 (UTC) AHH! QUOTESPAM!!! JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Way too quotey and listy --Kurgan 18:55, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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2525

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Delete	Delete Hea! It's another stub about a year in the future. Is it a work of literary genius? Um, no... MrN 19:43, Mar 12 Delete I don't think I've seen a good one of these yet. --Optimuschris 20:42, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Future years are teh funneh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:44, Mar 13 Delete. If man is still alive... If woman can survive... They may fiiiind...--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:05, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Dumb JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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Lublin

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Delete	Delete. - Stubby citycrap (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 13, 07:46 Delete. Another misuse of the great idea tag - this is short and bad all the way through. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:03, Mar 13 Delete. Get rid... MrN 13:05, Mar 13 dELETE --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:30, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Eat Where the hell did the great idea tag come from? This is an awful idea! JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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Abillionitis

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Delete	Delete. - Stupid, and the author can't spell medicine (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 13, 07:44 Delete. A single monkey with a single typewriter could, given a few minutes and a mug of coffee, trot out something more worthwhile than this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:02, Mar 13 Delete. A monkey with writers block and a typewriter with half the keys missing could have done a better job... MrN 13:07, Mar 13 A monkey in a coma with one arm amputated and... Burn it. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:23, 13 March 2008 (UTC) LAZOR There are a billion reasons why this is crap. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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Wonder of the supernatural world

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Delete	Delete. - Humour plz (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 13, 07:43 Delete. The only wonder is that it survived this long. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:59, Mar 13 Delete. MrN 13:07, Mar 13 Delete --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:18, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Deletezors Yet another single-paragraph, unformatted piece of crap with a see also section that is half redlinks. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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The Ballad of Cable Hogue

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Delete	Delete. - Utter crap (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 13, 07:42 Delete. Agreed. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:58, Mar 13 Delete. Bonner. MrN 13:08, Mar 13 Delete --OptyC Sucks! CUN 15:16, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Crush Halfway tries to be good, with an image and headings, but the headings take up half of the space. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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1000000 B.C.

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Delete	Yup, that was random And about to get deleted. --OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:08, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Please. MrN 02:38, Mar 13 Delete. To quote the article "that was random". --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:50, Mar 13 Delete, possibly redirect to ∞ BC to 1 BC if there are any links. –—Hv (talk) 13/03 15:38 Delete This article is awful. KingdomAlaska 16:05, 13 March, 2008
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Daisy cutter

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Delete	Delete It is not total bollocks as its about a real bomb (or so they tell me) but unless I'm missing something, we are all going to put a lot more effort into reading and voting for this than the author did writing it... MrN 19:43, Mar 12 Delete Somebody set up us the bomb. HA! Bet you didn't see that one coming! --Optimuschris 20:37, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Undercooked bad idea, table 2! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:43, Mar 13 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:43, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Too hard to turn this article into something... less terrible. KingdomAlaska 16:03, 13 March, 2008
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Parents and Children

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Delete	Delete Eh? Just Eh? With a big dollop of WTF? MrN 19:43, Mar 12 Delete Red links, red links everywhere, and not a joke to read. Somebody shoot this albatross. --Optimuschris 20:32, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, redlinky and completely pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:40, Mar 13 Oh Hell No--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:58, 13 March 2008 (UTC) Delete I couldn't even tell if there was supposed to be a joke in that. --KingdomAlaska 16:00, March 13, 2008
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John Carter

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Delete	Delete Not really badly written, but short, and without anything to make it worth keeping. MrN 12:49, Mar 12 Delete. Unfunny and pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:12, Mar 12 Ix-nay, nothing to keep. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:23 Mar 12 Delete Rather pointless. --Optimuschris 17:56, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:23, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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Cotton gin

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Delete	Delete There are worse stubs than this one, but I don't see the point... Does anyone else? – Preceding unsigned comment added by MrN9000 (talk • contribs) Delete. I see the idea, but not the funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:10, Mar 12 Ix-nay. Frlz. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:22 Mar 12 Delete Just a pun, and not a particularily good one at that. --Optimuschris 17:49, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:23, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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Lol Masjid

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Delete	Delete Lol? Not for me. Really only random, with no particular value. MrN 12:49, Mar 12 weak delete It links to a fascinating article but is, itself, a solitary pun.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:08, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:11, Mar 12 lolwut ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:22 Mar 12 Delete --Optimuschris 17:51, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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Quayleism

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Delete	Delete. - Just no (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 12, 07:53 Delete - I actually VFDed this once before, but removed it from the list to free up space for worse articles. Maybe I shouldn't have. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 08:05, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's already had one stay of execution then, don't let it be as lucky this time. Short and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:15, Mar 12 Delete. Execute. MrN 13:06, Mar 12 lolwut ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:21 Mar 12 Delete Dated and unfunny. --Optimuschris 17:24, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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JJ Redick

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Delete	Delete. - Nobody cares (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 12, 07:52 Delete. Short and crap. Given that he's a basketballist, at least one of those may not apply to the man himself, but they sure to to the article. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:14, Mar 12 Delete. Long Johns... MrN 13:05, Mar 12 Ix-nay per Bonner. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:21 Mar 12 Delete Trousers. --Optimuschris 17:23, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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2033

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Delete	Delete. - Don't we have a big page for dates? (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 12, 07:51 Delete. Future dates are teh funneh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:13, Mar 12 Delete. I have had worse dates myself, but not many. MrN 13:04, Mar 12 Delete --Optimuschris 17:19, 12 March 2008 (UTC) lolwut ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:21 Mar 12
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Anne of Green Gables

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Delete	Delete. - Stubby and crap (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 12, 07:50 Delete. Per Bonner. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:02, Mar 12 Delete. Per UU. MrN 13:03, Mar 12 Delete. Not good.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:25, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Per me. --Optimuschris 17:17, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay per Chris. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:20 Mar 12
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The Battle of the Letter P

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Delete	Delete. - Just plain stupid (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 12, 07:49 Delete. Actually, I think it's stupid with a side order of pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:46, Mar 12 Delete. Pointlessly stupid. MrN 13:02, Mar 12 Delete. Sorta lame.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:28, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sorta? --Optimuschris 17:15, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Bonner said it best. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:19 Mar 12
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Intelligence Quotient Testing for Dummies

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Delete	Delete. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:15, Mar 12 Delete. -- Mitch 02:58, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:30, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Oh noes, he's going to fucking kill me! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:43, Mar 12 Delete. Pants. MrN 13:01, Mar 12 Delete I feel dumber for having read that. --Optimuschris 17:13, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Trousers. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:19 Mar 12
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Worst 7 days of last week

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Delete	Delete. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:15, Mar 12 Delete. -- Mitch 02:57, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Rather lacking in...err...everything. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:30, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. So you had a bad week. Thanks for sharing. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:42, Mar 12 Delete. Not one of the worst 7 articles I have seen, but it can go. MrN 13:00, Mar 12 Delete Go cut yourself emo kid. --Optimuschris 17:12, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Qhat. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 17:18 Mar 12
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Oprah Harpo 5932

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Delete	Delete Random stupidity. Optimuschris 21:18, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. I'll say. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:14 Mar 12 Delete. -- Mitch 02:53, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:28, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Couldn't be much more random if it were created by a random word generator. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:41, Mar 12 Delete. Goodbye. MrN 12:59, Mar 12 Delete. Word salad.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:57, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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World War III-XIX

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Delete	(Pooped by DJ Irreverent) who considers this to be a "Stoopid article". It's not great for sure. Come on no though DJ. You're a big boy now and there is no need to be using the Poopsmiths Loung when VFD is not full. I'm sure your own judgement is up to it. ;-) MrN 02:11, Mar 12 Ix-nay. Get it out of here. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:14 Mar 12 Delete. -- Mitch 02:54, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete mumble It was full when I put it in there. There are at least 15 other nonsensical WW pages, a few are decent; most aren't. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:16, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Yeah, it's about time we got rid of the crap WW pages. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:29, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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Young Wizards

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Delete	Delete.After reading the Wikipedia entry I sorta see how this relates to the book, but it's just really badly done.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:24, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete WHAT THE FUCK? --Optimuschris 23:15, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Qhat? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:15 Mar 12 Delete. -- Mitch 02:52, 12 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:05, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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Quetzalcoatl

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Delete	Delete. - What the hell? (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 11, 07:47 Delete. That's uh, that's pretty damn random. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:20, Mar 11 Kill, kill,kill... - Umm... yeah, I got carried away there. This article is not worth keeping. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:27, 11 Mar Delete Ugly random nonsense. Optimuschris 23:09, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Qhat ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:15 Mar 12
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Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Keep	Keep. Not a bad subject. Can be improved. SteveSims 21:08, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Eh, whatever. -- weak keep because it has cleanup potential. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete This is really out article on this film? Would be better to have nothing. MrN 12:35, Mar 8 Delete But I loved the link to the fake IMDB page. think I'll steal that for use elsewhere. Optimuschris 16:05, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Poor, poor execution. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:59 Delete. Really badly done. May as well level it and start over. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:31, Mar 9 Huff. --Nekami 18:39, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Nothing to salvage. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 02:16 Mar 12 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:04, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
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The Cruise

Keep	Weak Keep I used to do a lot of "cruising" myself, so I can relate. REALLY needs to be expanded though. Optimuschris 15:57, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. A nice little stub, IMO. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:01 Keep chillin' unless the cops be tryin' ta catch it ridin' dirty. ------TheDragonMan Chase the Dragon! 20:53, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Looks like an OK stub. I don't think it is. MrN 12:35, Mar 8 Delete. Did I miss something? The whole thing looked like a waste of space to me. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:30, Mar 9 Epic fail -- um...what? - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kurpt. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​UU​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:18, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Sanitation

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Delete	Delete. - Highly unsanitary (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 11, 07:48 mmmkay de-1337 --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:49, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny, infinitely deletable. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:21, Mar 11 12:21, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Kill it - Not funny. Someone will have an easier time of writing a good one from scratch once this is gone. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:15, 11 Mar Delete. MrN 17:17, Mar 11 Delete Sanitize Uncyc by burning this infestation. --Optimuschris 23:12, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Delicious charts

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Delete	Delete Um, I think this is pants. Then again I might have missed something. MrN 00:45, Mar 11 Delete It's just one pun on "pie charts". It won't be missed. --Syndrome 06:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Listy, random and quite crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:18, Mar 11 Mmm....Pie... - Yep. Delete it. It's supposed to be funny, not make me hungry. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:29, 11 Mar I like pie. This one's completely unappetizing. --Optimuschris 23:08, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Beirut

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Delete	Delete The 'What links here' caught my eye, and made me think maybe I had missed something about this, but surely this is not what we want for this article? MrN 00:45, Mar 11 Delete Let someone else give it a fresh start. --Syndrome 07:01, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. This is worthless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:15, Mar 11 Deletion! - Worthless is the word. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:31, 11 Mar Delete Just plain bad. --Optimuschris 23:07, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Sabayon

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Delete	Delete Just total bollocks I belive. MrN 00:45, Mar 11 Feature I mean Delete. --Syndrome 06:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Gentoo Where does all this come from? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 07:50, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Fuckawful. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:19, Mar 11 Bleh! - Not good. Away with it. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:28, 11 Mar
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People's Front of Judea

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Delete	Delete. - I like the first sentence, then it rapidly goes downhill (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 10, 07:48 Delete. Crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:52, Mar 10 Nah ah Sounded good for about all of 2 seconds. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:21, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. A disgrace to constricting snakes everywhere. MrN 22:22, Mar 10 Huff like a poor defenseless kitten. --Syndrome 07:06, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Away with it. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:33, 11 Mar
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Smiley Central

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Delete	Delete WTF? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:14, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- really stupid and has no point. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Might this be a fit for ?pedia? It's really quite random and odd... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:29, Mar 10 Path et ic Seriously... could have tried to make it slightly funny. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:20, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Away!. Not funny. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:35, 11 Mar
Comments	I added the VFD tag to the article for you THEDUDEMAN... Again! Grr! MrN 03:23, Mar 10 Woops! Looks like I actually did not even add it myself. What the hell is going on? Anyway... We should probably leave this on VFD a little longer, as the VFD tag was only added at the time of this post. MrN 22:27, Mar 10

Aboriginals

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Delete	(Pooped by Utopiana) who really does not like this. I also think the offensive nature of the article is not supported by enough funny to make it tolerable. Now if it was offensive and funny? That would be a different story... MrN 02:51, Mar 10 Delete. -- Aboriginals is very unoriginal. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per MrN. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:26, Mar 10 CruftHuff - And CVP the "Aborigine" redirect too --Kurgan 01:37, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete - Away with it. -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:40, 11 Mar Delete I'm speechless. Optimuschris 19:18, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Check out the new Pooped template. This means this was a nomination made from the poopsmiths lounge. Please vote as per normal using Delete... MrN 02:55, Mar 10 "as per normal using Delete", and only Delete. -- The Zombiebaron 02:22, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

FICA

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Delete	Delete Maybe this has got something, but I don't see it. MrN 00:14, Mar 10 Delete. -- can't this be integrated into some other page? - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:24, Mar 10 Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:09, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Bleah. Optimuschris 19:14, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Jeez Yamake, what's wrong with your signature? It takes up 9 lines of code on the edit page.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:09, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Cottage

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Delete	Delete Random rubbish. MrN 00:14, Mar 10 Delete. -- yes, I agree...random rubbish. Serves no purpose and is not funny. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Absolute bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:23, Mar 10 Delete. Wow, this is awful, and it's been around in roughly the same form since '05. This is why VFD must be forever vigilant.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:03, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 02:59, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Terrible. Optimuschris 19:13, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Vernon

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Delete	Delete I was concerned that this had been vandalised, but on closer inspection it might actually have improved the article. MrN 00:14, Mar 10 Delete. -- where's the main point of the article? - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:13, Mar 10 Delete. -- Mitch 02:35, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Watch for Ernest on VFD soon. Optimuschris 19:10, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Binge drinking

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Delete	Delete Not funny for drunk people, let alone sober people. Nothing too it really. MrN 00:14, Mar 10 Epic fail -- less crap, more laugh. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not much more than a couple of crap lists. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:07, Mar 10 Delete. -- Mitch 02:35, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Listy crap. Optimuschris 19:08, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Zaandam

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Delete	Delete Well, actually it's a Dutch province of North Holland, but I'm not sure that fact saves this stub. MrN 00:14, Mar 10 Lame -- it's another wannabe list article... - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Provincecruft then? Whatever, this is, to coin a phrase, pants. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:59, Mar 10 Delete. -- Mitch 02:34, 11 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Short and unfunny. Optimuschris 19:07, 11 March 2008 (UTC)
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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Keep	Keep It's not great I agree, but not really VFD material. It's probably worth hanging onto. MrN 16:47, Mar 9 Keep' Not VFD material but could stand a clean up. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:54, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Eh, whatever. Weak keep since it has potential. Yamake 20:55, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. Swap the VFD tag for a rewrite one. Next! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:57, Mar 10
Delete	Delete Just a rant by somebody who obviously doesn't like this TV show. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:36, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. ~ 14:24, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Western Australia Murdoch University

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Delete	Delete Random, and pointless. MrN 15:33, Mar 9 Delete No No No mAttlobster. (hello) 16:36, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail. This fits under "not funny". Yamake 20:53, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. If whoever wrote this genuinely felt it was funny, I feel sorry for them. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:55, Mar 10 Delete Who writes this shit?! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:17, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
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Official Society for the Provention of Cruelty to Road Grids (OSPCRG)

Keep	Keep I don't know why, but this made me smile. It's just sooo weird. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:21, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Drive a lorry over it. Nothing worth saving. MrN 15:33, Mar 9 Delete. Adolph Hitler and Your Mom are members? I nearly burst a kidney from laughs.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:39, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Epic fail of doom. Yeah. Yamake 20:51, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Per The Count. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:19, Mar 9 See ^^. Also Delete. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 21:21 Delete. Per Led's per. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:53, Mar 10 Delete Wow... my mum knows Norman?! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:18, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
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Myself

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Delete	Delete Don't think this stub is worth keeping myself. MrN 15:33, Mar 9 Weak Delete. - I really don't get it, but if someone can prove to me it can be cleaned up, I'll go for that. Yamake 20:35, 9 March 2008 (UTC) delete--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:37, 9 March 2008 (UTC) delete This is....what is this? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:22, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. This is crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:51, Mar 10
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Chrismukhah

Keep	Mild Keep Just barely passable.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:01, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Terrible. Optimuschris 17:24, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Stupid and not funny. SteveSims 21:02, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete This is a made up word based on a poor concept which is not funny. MrN 04:24, Mar 9 Delete. Ugh. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:56 Delete. Borrring. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:49, Mar 9 Murder -- really has no point whatsoever. Yamake 20:40, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
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Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3

Keep	Keep. - Give it chance to improve I urge you! --ASHPD 11:30, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. For now. Or shift to userspace. It only got created a few days ago, and it's literally just been reviewed. If it stays where it is with no improvements, it'll be back here soon enough. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:49, Mar 9 Keep. Obviously, considering what UU just said. I am not sure who or what you are Nekami but many of your edits, including this one have the appearance of being made in bad faith. I wholeheartedly request and recommend that you stay well away from this page in the near future. If you want to put something up for deletion, please use using UN:Poop for now. I will be happy to move stuff over from there as appropriate. Contact me on my talk page if you want more explanation. Thank you. MrN 12:44, Mar 9 Keep - You know, I'm willing to give the article a chance. If only the stale in-jokes and pop culture refrences were removed. Then this article has a shot. --Nekami 13:14, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Eh, whatever... -- weak keep. It deserves a chance. - Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:39, 10 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - It's full of chuck norris and russian reveral jokes. --Nekami 11:11, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment - Can somebody close this vote. I decided to recind the vote, I was acting a little over the top here. --Nekami 13:14, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Voting closed. You do need to put some serious work ther ASPHD. ~ 07:52, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

epic

Keep	Keep. A few anal Uncyclopedians have gone on a huffing spree lately. SteveSims 21:01, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Keep. This can be improved instead of deleting entirely, thats what i can see. --ASHPD 11:32, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Epic Fail. Major fail. Yamake 20:46, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Delete.Not epic at all. Also most of it is about Mi Goring soup, which was huffed a few days ago.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:54, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Epic fail. --Optimuschris 21:58, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete At first glance this appears to be a decent stub. If you actually read it, it's obvious that it's not. Oh, on a different subject, SteveSims can you please not attempt to incite drama on this page, and also actually give reasons why you have voted in the way you have. Especially when your vote differs from what appears to be the majority view. Thank you. MrN 04:32, Mar 9 Epic Fail --Nekami 13:22, 9 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:56 Delete. Random and not funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:51, Mar 9
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The 36th Amendment

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Delete	Delete. -- Remember, people should be funny and not stupid... Yamake 20:38, 9 March 2008 (UTC) DeleteNot a great amendment to Uncyc. MrN 12:35, Mar 8 Delete Amendment articles really need to be written in a more - ah, skip it. This one sucks. Optimuschris 15:52, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yawn. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:02 Delete. Pointless and dull. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:28, Mar 9
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Michael Kelso

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Delete	Delete Not poorly written, just not funny. Optimuschris 17:11, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Random rubbish. MrN 04:21, Mar 9 Delete. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:57 Delete. Just nothing interesting going on. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:40, Mar 9 Kill Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 17:56, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
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HowTo:Make Your Wii More Useless Than It Already Is

Keep	Keep. A guy broke his Wii for this article. Let it stay. SteveSims 21:09, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kapow. Bias and a shitload of snapshots do not satire make. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 15:16, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Bity of a yawn. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:32, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete Article's as useless as a Wii. Optimuschris 16:26, 8 March 2008 (UTC) No Thanks! I already upgraded my iPod Nano to 200GB's. --Nekami 20:28, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete per Optimuschris. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:58 Delete. Guy doesn't like Wii. Shows world. Heh. No wait, this is crap. -SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 15:37, Mar 9
Comments	Comment. Nobody broke their Wii for this, the guy bricked his console with a bad mod chip as he mentioned in discussion. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:16, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

After Cheese

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Delete	Delete. - pretty much the same sort of stuff as below (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 8, 11:45 Delete. Smells like Cheese After it's been left for too long. MrN 12:07, Mar 8 Delete Nope. Optimuschris 15:48, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Stinks. Again. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:31, Mar 8 Delete. Mouldy. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:05
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Post Cheese

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Delete	Delete. - What the hell? (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 9, 15:21 Delete. - Smells like Cheese Post too long a maturation period. MrN 12:09, Mar 8 Delete Am I even going to have to look at After Cheese? Optimuschris 15:46, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Stinks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:28, Mar 8 Delete. Has probably given me salmonella. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:05
Comments	Whoever nommed this (Bonner?), remember to sign your vote. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:07 Whoops sorry :S Don't know how I missed that one (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 9, 15:21

Slum

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Delete	Delete. - Okay then... (Bonner) (Talk) Mar 8, 11:40 Delete. Not a difficult decision. MrN 12:12, Mar 8 Delete Piss poor. Optimuschris 15:38, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:16, Mar 8 Delete as above. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 15:08
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British SAS

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Delete	Delete Short and pointless. We do have SAS which is a bit better. I can't see anything in here which is worth merging into it. Not much point redirecting either as such a small number of pages link here. MrN 22:42, Mar 7 Delete Short And Stupid. Optimuschris 23:47, 7 March 2008 (UTC) Stubby And Sucks --Kurgan 10:54, 8 March 2008 (UTC) Delete. Who deletes, wins. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 18:14, Mar 8 Delete; crappy stub. –—Hv (talk) 9/03 14:10
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