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Analog horror (Horrori internetus analogus) is an invasive species that have infested the realms of the interwebs, especially in the deserted landscape known as YouTube. Some traits that these species share include horrible visual effects, some dumb storyline of someone recording a video then dying for no reason, stretched out faces, and absurd amounts of static. It is an incredibly dangerous species and it is highly advised to not walk near it, as immediate contact with it can lead to severe health issues such as boredom and, in the worst of cases, cringe. (Full article...)

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... that while I have no idea what this means, all I know is that I just lost my life savings while some other guy just bought his fifth yacht? (Pictured)

... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
...that you just lost the Game?
... that torture is better to give than to receive?
... that apparently, this Charles Norris fellow is quite the ruffian?
... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?
... that the only way to survive a massive nuclear blast is to crouch underneath your desk?

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August 15: Hug People While You're on Fire Day:

1,000,000 BC - Caveman introduces fire to humankind as he hugs people for help while he is on fire.
1800 - Napoleon invades Russia, but forgets to hug Stalin when he on fire, thus ensuring French defeat.
1963 - Buddhist Monks protest South Vietnam government's discriminatory policies which favor Catholics by lighting themselves on fire and hugging the Arch-Bishop.
1975 - Three members of the Fantastic Four hospitalized with third degree burns after the fourth member, Johnny Storm, takes Ecstasy.
2002 - Hug People While You're on Fire Day partially negated by Hug People While You're Wet Day

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