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i was playing with my trains a LOT! so i got tired and i layed down for a nap cuz i was really sleepy by then! i had a dream where there was a biiiiiiiiig huge fudge cake and i was swimming in it and felt the choclate everywhere! but then i woke up and found out that i maed a yuky doody in my pants!!!!!!!!! it was all over the place and i tried really hard to clean it up, i tried really really hard! but i couldnt and it just felt so bad and all my sheets and the teddy bears were coverd in it. i started to cry. especially bcuz now i was getting a rash! (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... that if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into children's bedrooms in the middle of the night to eat your cookies and drink your milk, she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?
  • ... that St. Peter's Basilica is a large reptilian creature with breath of fire and a gaze that can turn people into stone?
  • ... that existing is highly dangerous, and should not be performed unless you are competent enough to understand how to perform it?
  • ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
  • ... that paper beats rock, but guns beat everything?
  • ... that in 2007 the Department of Homeland Security released a series of informative pamphlets on surviving a terrorist attack?
  • ... that the Kingfisher does not dine exclusively on kings, but also hunts queens, emperors, princes, dukes, viceroys and any other high-ranking members of the nobility?
 

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Hunted almost to extinction for their magnificent plumage, the booby population has exploded thanks to careful protection by ornithologists of the final breeding pair. Two boobies, in the vernacular of birdwatching, are known as "a pair of tits".

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