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Harvard Einstein (known professionally as Harvey Weinstein) is an American filmmaker, feminist, philanthropist, political activist, and ladies' man who has produced many breathtaking films. Weinstein is perhaps best known for producing the intellectually deep and dramatic romantic comedy Shakespeare in Love (1998), for which he won an Academy Award. As a member of New York's high society, Weinstein has also won seven Tony Awards.

Weinstein has been active on social issues such as women's rights, mainly helping victims of workplace sexual harassment. Weinstein has also been a longtime supporter and donor to the Democratic Party, including the campaigns of Barack Obama, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, and especially John Edwards. (Full article...)

Did you know... 

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  • ... I could absolutely kill for something to eat right now? (Pictured)
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that an umbrella is a magical object that is used in many cultures to discourage rainfall?
  • ... that the only thing money can't buy is poverty?
  • ... that Robert Shaw won the Northeast Regional Dogfishing Open in 1974, the first sporting event to be broadcast on the new ESPN network?
  • ... that there is a 9 out of 10 chance that New Jersey is actually a state?
  • ... that the United States presidential election of 1948 saw the overwhelming defeat of then-President Harry S. Truman at the hands of Thomas Dewey, the Republican governor of New York and former partner in the law firm, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe?
  • ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?

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Recent deaths: YouTube player's old design • Nick MangoldJamaicaDonna GodchauxDiane LaddDick Cheney • U.S. Government shutdown (finally!) • Tatsuya NakadaiSally Kirkland • The pennyUdo KierJimmy Cliff

Upcoming deaths: Eurovision Song ContestDEIIran's nuclear program • Diddy's bank account • MSNBCDonald TrumpNYC's economy • Chiefs Kingdom's livers and kidneys after realizing they might actually miss the playoffs • Weed

On this day 

It's the Alan Bean-ie Baby!

November 27: Thanksgiving Day (U.S.), Alan Bean Appreciation Day (Moon)

  • 1969 - Alan Bean walks on the moon, saying, "This is one stall smep for man, ah fuck!"
  • 1970 - Mrs. Bean notices husband is still not back from the Moon, sets up trust fund.
  • 1985 - Alan Bean shoots the Challenger Space Shuttle out of the sky; gives a fiendish little shrug when asked why by reporters.
  • 1989 - A mutated version of Alan Bean is killed by Russian Cosmonauts.

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A WWI-era Jarhead recruiting poster helped to bring many new recruits into the beloved US Marine Corps.

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